Joyce's Ulysses Concordance

Episodes text

  1. Telemachus
  2. Nestor
  3. Proteus
  4. Calypso
  5. Lotus Eaters
  6. Hades
  7. Aeolus
  8. Lestrygonians
  9. Scylla and Charybdis
  10. Wandering Rocks
  11. Sirens
  12. Cyclops
  13. Nausicaa
  14. Oxen of the Sun
  15. Circe
  16. Eumaeus
  17. Ithaca
  18. Penelope

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1. Telemachus

[3] lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown,
[5] held the bowl aloft and intoned:
[9] Halted, he peered down the dark winding stairs and called out coarsely:
[13] Solemnly he came forward and mounted the round gunrest. He faced about
[14] and blessed gravely thrice the tower, the surrounding land and the
[16] towards him and made rapid crosses in the air, gurgling in his throat
[17] and shaking his head. Stephen Dedalus, displeased and sleepy, leaned
[18] his arms on the top of the staircase and looked coldly at the shaking
[19] gurgling face that blessed him, equine in its length, and at the light
[20] untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak.
[22] Buck Mulligan peeped an instant under the mirror and then covered the
[29] —For this, O dearly beloved, is the genuine Christine: body and soul
[30] and blood and ouns. Slow music, please. Shut your eyes, gents. One
[33] He peered sideways up and gave a long slow whistle of call, then paused
[34] awhile in rapt attention, his even white teeth glistening here and there
[41] He skipped off the gunrest and looked gravely at his watcher, gathering
[42] about his legs the loose folds of his gown. The plump shadowed face and
[48] He pointed his finger in friendly jest and went over to the parapet,
[50] halfway and sat down on the edge of the gunrest, watching him still as
[51] he propped his mirror on the parapet, dipped the brush in the bowl and
[52] lathered cheeks and neck.
[57] Hellenic ring, hasn’t it? Tripping and sunny like the buck himself.
[61] He laid the brush aside and, laughing with delight, cried:
[77] with money and indigestion. Because he comes from Oxford. You know,
[88] —I was, Stephen said with energy and growing fear. Out here in the
[89] dark with a man I don’t know raving and moaning to himself about
[94] from his perch and began to search his trouser pockets hastily.
[98] He came over to the gunrest and, thrusting a hand into Stephen’s upper
[103] Stephen suffered him to pull out and hold up on show by its corner a
[110] He mounted to the parapet again and gazed out over Dublin bay, his fair
[117] and look.
[119] Stephen stood up and went over to the parapet. Leaning on it he looked
[120] down on the water and on the mailboat clearing the harbourmouth of
[135] think of your mother begging you with her last breath to kneel down and
[136] pray for her. And you refused. There is something sinister in you....
[138] He broke off and lathered again lightly his farther cheek. A tolerant
[144] He shaved evenly and with care, in silence, seriously.
[147] his brow and gazed at the fraying edge of his shiny black coat-sleeve.
[150] loose brown graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her
[154] and skyline held a dull green mass of liquid. A bowl of white china had
[161] and a few noserags. How are the secondhand breeks?
[178] He folded his razor neatly and with stroking palps of fingers felt the
[181] Stephen turned his gaze from the sea and to the plump face with its
[189] in sunlight now radiant on the sea. His curling shaven lips laughed and
[195] Stephen bent forward and peered at the mirror held out to him, cleft by
[196] a crooked crack. Hair on end. As he and others see me. Who chose this
[201] Lead him not into temptation. And her name is Ursula.
[209] Drawing back and pointing, Stephen said with bitterness:
[213] Buck Mulligan suddenly linked his arm in Stephen’s and walked with him
[214] round the tower, his razor and mirror clacking in the pocket where he
[224] downstairs and touch him for a guinea. He’s stinking with money and
[226] jalap to Zulus or some bloody swindle or other. God, Kinch, if you and I
[232] —And to think of your having to beg from these swine. I’m the only
[235] I’ll bring down Seymour and we’ll give him a ragging worse than they
[241] ribbons of his shirt whipping the air he hops and hobbles round the
[266] fanning softly his fair uncombed hair and stirring silver points of
[274] Buck Mulligan frowned quickly and said:
[276] —What? Where? I can’t remember anything. I remember only ideas and
[279] —You were making tea, Stephen said, and went across the landing to
[280] get more hot water. Your mother and some visitor came out of the
[288] A flush which made him seem younger and more engaging rose to Buck
[295] —And what is death, he asked, your mother’s or yours or my own? You
[296] saw only your mother die. I see them pop off every day in the Mater and
[297] Richmond and cut up into tripes in the dissectingroom. It’s a beastly
[298] thing and nothing else. It simply doesn’t matter. You wouldn’t kneel
[301] the wrong way. To me it’s all a mockery and beastly. Her cerebral
[302] lobes are not functioning. She calls the doctor sir Peter Teazle and
[304] her last wish in death and yet you sulk with me because I don’t whinge
[322] gazing over the calm sea towards the headland. Sea and headland now grew
[323] dim. Pulses were beating in his eyes, veiling their sight, and he felt
[332] He turned towards Stephen and said:
[335] Kinch, and come on down. The Sassenach wants his morning rashers.
[346] And no more turn aside and brood
[350] stairhead seaward where he gazed. Inshore and farther out the mirror of
[359] Her door was open: she wanted to hear my music. Silent with awe and pity
[368] pantomime of Turko the Terrible and laughed with others when he sang:
[375] And no more turn aside and brood.
[385] loose graveclothes giving off an odour of wax and rosewood, her breath,
[388] Her glazing eyes, staring out of death, to shake and bend my soul. On me
[396] No, mother! Let me be and let me live.
[402] cry, heard warm running sunlight and in the air behind him friendly
[410] —Do, for Jesus’ sake, Buck Mulligan said. For my sake and for all
[413] His head disappeared and reappeared.
[428] He flung up his hands and tramped down the stone stairs, singing out of
[432] Drinking whisky, beer and wine!
[443] So I carried the boat of incense then at Clongowes. I am another now and
[447] form moved briskly to and fro about the hearth, hiding and revealing its
[449] from the high barbacans: and at the meeting of their rays a cloud of
[450] coalsmoke and fumes of fried grease floated, turning.
[456] hammock where it had been sitting, went to the doorway and pulled open
[469] The key scraped round harshly twice and, when the heavy door had been
[470] set ajar, welcome light and bright air entered. Haines stood at the
[471] doorway, looking out. Stephen haled his upended valise to the table and
[473] him. Then he carried the dish and a large teapot over to the table, set
[474] them down heavily and sighed with relief.
[478] Haines, come in. The grub is ready. Bless us, O Lord, and these thy
[481] Stephen fetched the loaf and the pot of honey and the buttercooler from
[489] —O, damn you and your Paris fads! Buck Mulligan said. I want Sandycove
[492] Haines came in from the doorway and said quietly:
[500] He hacked through the fry on the dish and slapped it out on three
[513] —When I makes tea I makes tea, as old mother Grogan said. And when I
[518] Buck Mulligan went on hewing and wheedling:
[527] lines of text and ten pages of notes about the folk and the fishgods of
[530] He turned to Stephen and asked in a fine puzzled voice, lifting his
[533] —Can you recall, brother, is mother Grogan’s tea and water pot
[546] and blinking his eyes pleasantly. Do you think she was? Quite charming!
[554] He crammed his mouth with fry and munched and droned.
[562] An old woman came forward and stood by Stephen’s elbow.
[568] Stephen reached back and took the milkjug from the locker.
[577] He watched her pour into the measure and thence into the jug rich white
[578] milk, not hers. Old shrunken paps. She poured again a measureful and
[579] a tilly. Old and secret she had entered from a morning world, maybe
[583] about her whom they knew, dewsilky cattle. Silk of the kine and poor old
[585] an immortal serving her conqueror and her gay betrayer, their common
[597] loudly, we wouldn’t have the country full of rotten teeth and rotten
[598] guts. Living in a bogswamp, eating cheap food and the streets paved with
[599] dust, horsedung and consumptives’ spits.
[609] slights. To the voice that will shrive and oil for the grave all there
[611] God’s likeness, the serpent’s prey. And to the loud voice that now
[627] —He’s English, Buck Mulligan said, and he thinks we ought to speak
[630] —Sure we ought to, the old woman said, and I’m ashamed I don’t
[638] milkcan on her forearm and about to go.
[647] twopence is seven twos is a shilling and twopence over and these three
[649] shilling and one and two is two and two, sir.
[651] Buck Mulligan sighed and, having filled his mouth with a crust thickly
[652] buttered on both sides, stretched forth his legs and began to search his
[655] —Pay up and look pleasant, Haines said to him, smiling.
[659] his fingers and cried:
[674] She curtseyed and went out, followed by Buck Mulligan’s tender chant:
[678] He turned to Stephen and said:
[680] —Seriously, Dedalus. I’m stony. Hurry out to your school kip and
[681] bring us back some money. Today the bards must drink and junket. Ireland
[689] He turned to Stephen and asked blandly:
[705] Speaking to me. They wash and tub and scrub. Agenbite of inwit.
[711] Buck Mulligan kicked Stephen’s foot under the table and said with
[721] Haines laughed and, as he took his soft grey hat from the holdfast of
[726] He strolled out to the doorway. Buck Mulligan bent across to Stephen and
[734] —I blow him out about you, Buck Mulligan said, and then you come along
[735] with your lousy leer and your gloomy jesuit jibes.
[739] Buck Mulligan sighed tragically and laid his hand on Stephen’s arm.
[749] He stood up, gravely ungirdled and disrobed himself of his gown, saying
[758] And putting on his stiff collar and rebellious tie he spoke to them,
[759] chiding them, and to his dangling watchchain. His hands plunged and
[761] we’ll simply have to dress the character. I want puce gloves and
[766] —And there’s your Latin quarter hat, he said.
[768] Stephen picked it up and put it on. Haines called to them from the
[775] out with grave words and gait, saying, wellnigh with sorrow:
[777] —And going forth he met Butterly.
[780] and, as they went down the ladder, pulled to the slow iron door and
[802] They halted while Haines surveyed the tower and said at last:
[812] Aquinas and the fiftyfive reasons he has made out to prop it up. Wait
[824] —Pooh! Buck Mulligan said. We have grown out of Wilde and paradoxes.
[826] Shakespeare’s grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own
[831] Buck Mulligan slung his towel stolewise round his neck and, bending in
[836] —We’re always tired in the morning, Stephen said to Haines. And it
[844] tower and these cliffs here remind me somehow of Elsinore. That beetles
[853] Eyes, pale as the sea the wind had freshened, paler, firm and prudent.
[855] the smokeplume of the mailboat vague on the bright skyline and a sail
[859] The Father and the Son idea. The Son striving to be atoned with the
[865] a doll’s head to and fro, the brims of his Panama hat quivering, and
[871] So here’s to disciples and Calvary.
[876] But have to drink water and wish it were plain
[878] He tugged swiftly at Stephen’s ashplant in farewell and, running
[880] fins or wings of one about to rise in the air, and chanted:
[883] And tell Tom, Dick and Harry I rose from the dead.
[885] And Olivet’s breezy... Goodbye, now, goodbye!
[890] Haines, who had been laughing guardedly, walked on beside Stephen and
[904] the narrow sense of the word. Creation from nothing and miracles and a
[910] green stone. He sprang it open with his thumb and offered it.
[914] Haines helped himself and snapped the case to. He put it back in his
[915] sidepocket and took from his waistcoatpocket a nickel tinderbox, sprang
[916] it open too, and, having lit his cigarette, held the flaming spunk
[936] Stephen turned and saw that the cold gaze which had measured him was not
[942] —I am a servant of two masters, Stephen said, an English and an
[947] A crazy queen, old and jealous. Kneel down before me.
[949] —And a third, Stephen said, there is who wants me for odd jobs.
[953] —The imperial British state, Stephen answered, his colour rising, and
[954] the holy Roman catholic and apostolic church.
[965] the slow growth and change of rite and dogma like his own rare thoughts,
[967] Marcellus, the voices blended, singing alone loud in affirmation: and
[969] and menaced her heresiarchs. A horde of heresies fleeing with mitres
[970] awry: Photius and the brood of mockers of whom Mulligan was one, and
[972] the Father, and Valentine, spurning Christ’s terrene body, and the
[976] wind: a menace, a disarming and a worsting from those embattled angels
[978] conflict with their lances and their shields.
[982] —Of course I’m a Britisher, Haines’s voice said, and I feel as
[1015] water glistening on his pate and on its garland of grey hair, water
[1016] rilling over his chest and paunch and spilling jets out of his black
[1019] Buck Mulligan made way for him to scramble past and, glancing at Haines
[1020] and Stephen, crossed himself piously with his thumbnail at brow and lips
[1021] and breastbone.
[1024] of rock. Chucked medicine and going in for the army.
[1041] He nodded to himself as he drew off his trousers and stood up, saying
[1049] Kinch and I, the supermen.
[1051] He struggled out of his shirt and flung it behind him to where his
[1058] The young man shoved himself backward through the water and reached
[1075] —And twopence, he said, for a pint. Throw it there.
[1086] path and smiling at wild Irish.
[1102] A voice, sweettoned and sustained, called to him from the sea. Turning

2. Nestor

[1127] Fabled by the daughters of memory. And yet it was in some way if not as
[1129] of excess. I hear the ruin of all space, shattered glass and toppling
[1130] masonry, and time one livid final flame. What’s left us then?
[1134] —Asculum, Stephen said, glancing at the name and date in the
[1137] —Yes, sir. And he said: Another victory like that and we are done for.
[1152] between his palms at whiles and swallowed them softly. Crumbs adhered
[1160] more loudly, aware of my lack of rule and of the fees their papas pay.
[1171] likes: their breaths, too, sweetened with tea and jam, their bracelets
[1181] drink and talk, to pierce the polished mail of his mind. What then? A
[1182] jester at the court of his master, indulged and disesteemed, winning a
[1189] branded them and fettered they are lodged in the room of the infinite
[1204] —And the story, sir?
[1208] A swarthy boy opened a book and propped it nimbly under the breastwork
[1215] Aristotle’s phrase formed itself within the gabbled verses and floated
[1218] a delicate Siamese conned a handbook of strategy. Fed and feeding brains
[1219] about me: under glowlamps, impaled, with faintly beating feelers: and
[1234] His hand turned the page over. He leaned back and went on again, having
[1236] craven hearts his shadow lies and on the scoffer’s heart and lips and
[1239] look from dark eyes, a riddling sentence to be woven and woven on the
[1255] Crowding together they strapped and buckled their satchels, all gabbling
[1287] He stood up and gave a shout of nervous laughter to which their cries
[1290] A stick struck the door and a voice in the corridor called:
[1295] they were gone and from the lumberroom came the rattle of sticks and
[1296] clamour of their boots and tongues.
[1299] copybook. His tangled hair and scraggy neck gave witness of unreadiness
[1300] and through his misty glasses weak eyes looked up pleading. On his
[1301] cheek, dull and bloodless, a soft stain of ink lay, dateshaped, recent
[1302] and damp as a snail’s bed.
[1305] Beneath were sloping figures and at the foot a crooked signature with
[1306] blind loops and a blot. Cyril Sargent: his name and seal.
[1308] —Mr Deasy told me to write them out all again, he said, and show them
[1322] Ugly and futile: lean neck and tangled hair and a stain of ink, a
[1323] snail’s bed. Yet someone had loved him, borne him in her arms and in
[1329] the fire, an odour of rosewood and wetted ashes. She had saved him from
[1330] being trampled underfoot and had gone, scarcely having been. A poor soul
[1331] gone to heaven: and on a heath beneath winking stars a fox, red reek
[1333] listened, scraped up the earth, listened, scraped and scraped.
[1338] lumberroom: the hollow knock of a ball and calls from the field.
[1341] their letters, wearing quaint caps of squares and cubes. Give hands,
[1343] the world, Averroes and Moses Maimonides, dark men in mien and movement,
[1353] of shame flickering behind his dull skin. Amor matris: subjective and
[1354] objective genitive. With her weak blood and wheysour milk she had fed
[1355] him and hid from sight of others his swaddling bands.
[1359] lightly. Mine is far and his secret as our eyes. Secrets, silent, stony
[1369] He dried the page with a sheet of thin blottingpaper and carried his
[1372] —You had better get your stick and go out to the others, Stephen said
[1383] He stood in the porch and watched the laggard hurry towards the scrappy
[1384] field where sharp voices were in strife. They were sorted in teams and
[1391] —Cochrane and Halliday are on the same side, sir, Stephen said.
[1396] And as he stepped fussily back across the field his old man’s voice
[1407] base treasure of a bog: and ever shall be. And snug in their spooncase
[1411] A hasty step over the stone porch and in the corridor. Blowing out his
[1417] slapped open and he took from it two notes, one of joined halves, and
[1420] —Two, he said, strapping and stowing his pocketbook away.
[1422] And now his strongroom for the gold. Stephen’s embarrassed hand
[1423] moved over the shells heaped in the cold stone mortar: whelks and money
[1424] cowries and leopard shells: and this, whorled as an emir’s turban,
[1425] and this, the scallop of saint James. An old pilgrim’s hoard, dead
[1428] A sovereign fell, bright and new, on the soft pile of the tablecloth.
[1432] is for shillings. Sixpences, halfcrowns. And here crowns. See.
[1434] He shot from it two crowns and two shillings.
[1439] haste and putting it all in a pocket of his trousers.
[1444] too of beauty and of power. A lump in my pocket: symbols soiled by greed
[1445] and misery.
[1448] somewhere and lose it. You just buy one of these machines. You’ll find
[1455] The same room and hour, the same wisdom: and I the same. Three times
[1474] history is to blame: on me and on my words, unhating.
[1508] —You think me an old fogey and an old tory, his thoughtful voice
[1515] Glorious, pious and immortal memory. The lodge of Diamond in Armagh the
[1516] splendid behung with corpses of papishes. Hoarse, masked and armed, the
[1517] planters’ covenant. The black north and true blue bible. Croppies lie
[1529] it and put on his topboots to ride to Dublin from the Ards of Down to do
[1542] He went to the desk near the window, pulled in his chair twice and read
[1549] and, muttering, began to prod the stiff buttons of the keyboard slowly,
[1557] speeds, backing king’s colours, and shouted with the shouts of
[1564] mudsplashed brakes, amid the bawls of bookies on their pitches and reek
[1566] the field. Dicers and thimbleriggers we hurried by after the hoofs, the
[1567] vying caps and jackets and past the meatfaced woman, a butcher’s dame,
[1570] Shouts rang shrill from the boys’ playfield and a whirring whistle.
[1575] Jousts, slush and uproar of battles, the frozen deathspew of the slain,
[1583] the foot and mouth disease. Just look through it. There can be no two
[1596] Foot and mouth disease. Known as Koch’s preparation. Serum and
[1603] —I want that to be printed and read, Mr Deasy said. You will see at
[1604] the next outbreak they will put an embargo on Irish cattle. And it can
[1606] regularly treated and cured in Austria by cattledoctors there. They
[1611] He raised his forefinger and beat the air oldly before his voice spoke.
[1614] jews. In all the highest places: her finance, her press. And they are
[1621] broad sunbeam. He faced about and back again.
[1630] —A merchant, Stephen said, is one who buys cheap and sells dear, jew
[1633] —They sinned against the light, Mr Deasy said gravely. And you can see
[1634] the darkness in their eyes. And that is why they are wanderers on the
[1641] slow eyes belied the words, the gestures eager and unoffending, but
[1642] knew the rancours massed about them and knew their zeal was vain. Vain
[1643] patience to heap and hoard. Time surely would scatter all. A hoard
[1644] heaped by the roadside: plundered and passing on. Their eyes knew their
[1645] years of wandering and, patient, knew the dishonours of their flesh.
[1651] He came forward a pace and stood by the table. His underjaw fell
[1673] Mr Deasy looked down and held for awhile the wings of his nose tweaked
[1676] —I am happier than you are, he said. We have committed many errors and
[1680] the strangers to our shore here, MacMurrough’s wife and her leman,
[1686] And Ulster will be right.
[1697] And here what will you learn more?
[1713] —I will try, Stephen said, and let you know tomorrow. I know two
[1734] He went out by the open porch and down the gravel path under the trees,
[1735] hearing the cries of voices and crack of sticks from the playfield.
[1748] Mr Deasy halted, breathing hard and swallowing his breath.
[1752] that? No. And do you know why?

3. Proteus

[1779] and seawrack, the nearing tide, that rusty boot. Snotgreen, bluesilver,
[1782] knocking his sconce against them, sure. Go easy. Bald he was and a
[1785] is a gate, if not a door. Shut your eyes and see.
[1787] Stephen closed his eyes to hear his boots crush crackling wrack and
[1790] the nacheinander. Exactly: and that is the ineluctable modality of the
[1805] open and am for ever in the black adiaphane. Basta! I will see if I can
[1808] See now. There all the time without you: and ever shall be, world
[1812] and down the shelving shore flabbily, their splayed feet sinking in
[1824] Spouse and helpmate of Adam Kadmon: Heva, naked Eve. She had no navel.
[1826] no, whiteheaped corn, orient and immortal, standing from everlasting to
[1830] with my voice and my eyes and a ghostwoman with ashes on her breath.
[1831] They clasped and sundered, did the coupler’s will. From before the
[1832] ages He willed me and now may not will me away or ever. A lex eterna
[1833] stays about Him. Is that then the divine substance wherein Father and
[1837] euthanasia. With beaded mitre and with crozier, stalled upon his throne,
[1841] Airs romped round him, nipping and eager airs. They are coming, waves.
[1845] I mustn’t forget his letter for the press. And after? The Ship, half
[1853] And and and and tell us, Stephen, how is uncle Si? O, weeping God, the
[1855] costdrawer and his brother, the cornet player. Highly respectable
[1856] gondoliers! And skeweyed Walter sirring his father, no less! Sir. Yes,
[1857] sir. No, sir. Jesus wept: and no wonder, by Christ!
[1859] I pull the wheezy bell of their shuttered cottage: and wait. They take
[1866] A bolt drawn back and Walter welcomes me.
[1870] In his broad bed nuncle Richie, pillowed and blanketed, extends over the
[1877] the eyes of master Goff and master Shapland Tandy, filing consents and
[1878] common searches and a writ of Duces Tecum. A bogoak frame over his bald
[1884] —Malt for Richie and Stephen, tell mother. Where is she?
[1917] Houses of decay, mine, his and all. You told the Clongowes gentry you
[1918] had an uncle a judge and an uncle a general in the army. Come out of
[1929] and echo, assisting about the altar’s horns, the snorted Latin of
[1930] jackpriests moving burly in their albs, tonsured and oiled and gelded,
[1933] And at the same instant perhaps a priest round the corner is elevating
[1934] it. Dringdring! And two streets off another locking it into a pyx.
[1935] Dringadring! And in a ladychapel another taking housel all to his own
[1938] his brain. Bringing his host down and kneeling he heard twine with his
[1939] second bell the first bell in the transept (he is lifting his) and,
[1973] of dark cunning nets; farther away chalkscrawled backdoors and on the
[1975] of brown steersmen and master mariners. Human shells.
[1978] Seems not. No-one about. He turned northeast and crossed the firmer sand
[2023] Columbanus. Fiacre and Scotus on their creepystools in heaven spilt
[2035] And I’ll tell you the reason why.
[2047] In Rodot’s Yvonne and Madeleine newmake their tumbled beauties,
[2061] tangle of wined breaths and grumbling gorges. His breath hangs over
[2077] The blue fuse burns deadly between hands and burns clear. Loose
[2078] tobaccoshreds catch fire: a flame and acrid smoke light our corner. Raw
[2088] walls of Clerkenwell and, crouching, saw a flame of vengeance hurl them
[2089] upward in the fog. Shattered glass and toppling masonry. In gay Paree
[2095] and two buck lodgers. Peachy cheeks, a zebra skirt, frisky as a young
[2096] thing’s. Spurned and undespairing. Tell Pat you saw me, won’t you?
[2108] He had come nearer the edge of the sea and wet sand slapped his boots.
[2122] bodies, the panthersahib and his pointer. Call: no answer. He lifted his
[2123] feet up from the suck and turned back by the mole of boulders. Take
[2130] and eely oarweeds and sat on a stool of rock, resting his ashplant in a
[2135] Gautier’s prose. These heavy sands are language tide and wind have
[2136] silted here. And these, the stoneheaps of dead builders, a warren of
[2137] weasel rats. Hide gold there. Try it. You have some. Sands and stones.
[2156] scaling, hacking in green blubbery whalemeat. Famine, plague and
[2167] a day, and Lambert Simnel, with a tail of nans and sutlers, a scullion
[2168] crowned. All kings’ sons. Paradise of pretenders then and now. He
[2169] saved men from drowning and you shake at a cur’s yelping. But the
[2184] A woman and a man. I see her skirties. Pinned up, I bet.
[2195] plashing, from far, from farther out, waves and waves.
[2197] Cocklepickers. They waded a little way in the water and, stooping,
[2198] soused their bags and, lifting them again, waded out. The dog yelped
[2199] running to them, reared up and pawed them, dropping on all fours, again
[2202] from his jaws. His speckled body ambled ahead of them and then loped off
[2211] The cry brought him skulking back to his master and a blunt bootless
[2214] he lolloped, dawdled, smelt a rock and from under a cocked hindleg
[2215] pissed against it. He trotted forward and, lifting again his hindleg,
[2217] His hindpaws then scattered the sand: then his forepaws dabbled and
[2219] sand, dabbling, delving and stopped to listen to the air, scraped up the
[2232] ruffian and his strolling mort. Spoils slung at her back. Loose sand and
[2242] And thy quarrons dainty is.
[2244] In the darkmans clip and kiss.
[2246] Unfallen Adam rode and not rutted. Call away let him: thy quarrons
[2266] His lips lipped and mouthed fleshless lips of air: mouth to her moomb.
[2271] Turning his back to the sun he bent over far to a table of rock and
[2299] and kickshaws, a lady of letters. Talk that to someone else, Stevie: a
[2300] pickmeup. Bet she wears those curse of God stays suspenders and
[2309] note and pencil into a pocket, his hat tilted down on his eyes. That is
[2317] And no more turn aside and brood.
[2324] arm: Cranly’s arm. He now will leave me. And the blame? As I am. As I
[2333] flop, slop, slap: bounded in barrels. And, spent, its speech ceases. It
[2336] Under the upswelling tide he saw the writhing weeds lift languidly and
[2338] swaying and upturning coy silver fronds. Day by day: night by night:
[2339] lifted, flooded and let fall. Lord, they are weary; and, whispered to,
[2340] they sigh. Saint Ambrose heard it, sigh of leaves and waves, waiting,
[2368] Lucifer, dico, qui nescit occasum. No. My cockle hat and staff and hismy
[2376] And Monsieur Drumont, gentleman journalist. Già. My teeth are very

4. Calypso

[2408] Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.
[2415] her breakfast things on the humpy tray. Gelid light and air were in the
[2421] Another slice of bread and butter: three, four: right. She didn’t like
[2423] the hob and set it sideways on the fire. It sat there, dull and squat,
[2431] The cat mewed in answer and stalked again stiffly round a leg of the
[2455] and long, showing him her milkwhite teeth. He watched the dark eyeslits
[2458] poured warmbubbled milk on a saucer and set it slowly on the floor.
[2463] three times and licked lightly. Wonder is it true if you clip them they
[2467] He listened to her licking lap. Ham and eggs, no. No good eggs with this
[2476] the bedroom door. She might like something tasty. Thin bread and butter
[2483] And when he had heard his voice say it he added:
[2492] as she turned over and the loose brass quoits of the bedstead jingled.
[2497] At Plevna that was. I rose from the ranks, sir, and I’m proud of it.
[2502] and his lost property office secondhand waterproof. Stamps: stickyback
[2556] the aproned curate swab up with mop and bucket. Simon Dedalus takes him
[2561] Stop and say a word: about the funeral perhaps. Sad thing about poor
[2576] Leitrim, rinsing empties and old man in the cellar. Then, lo and behold,
[2580] three and carry five. What is that, a bob here and there, dribs and
[2582] town travellers. Square it you with the boss and we’ll split the job,
[2593] polonies, black and white. Fifteen multiplied by. The figures whitened
[2595] packed with forcemeat, fed his gaze and he breathed in tranquilly the
[2600] the items from a slip in her hand? Chapped: washingsoda. And a pound
[2601] and a half of Denny’s sausages. His eyes rested on her vigorous hips.
[2616] beasts lowing in their pens, branded sheep, flop and fall of dung, the
[2619] their hands. He held the page aslant patiently, bending his senses and
[2624] sausages and made a red grimace.
[2630] —Thank you, my miss. And one shilling threepence change. For you,
[2633] Mr Bloom pointed quickly. To catch up and walk behind her if she went
[2636] outside the shop in sunlight and sauntered lazily to the right. He
[2646] His hand accepted the moist tender gland and slid it into a sidepocket.
[2647] Then it fetched up three coins from his trousers’ pocket and laid them
[2648] on the rubber prickles. They lay, were read quickly and quickly slid,
[2664] government and plant with eucalyptus trees. Excellent for shade, fuel
[2665] and construction. Orangegroves and immense melonfields north of Jaffa.
[2666] You pay eighty marks and they plant a dunam of land for you with olives,
[2669] for life as owner in the book of the union. Can pay ten down and the
[2678] Citrons too. Wonder is poor Citron still in Saint Kevin’s parade. And
[2681] hand, lift it to the nostrils and smell the perfume. Like that, heavy,
[2698] names. A dead sea in a dead land, grey and old. Old now. It bore the
[2722] Two letters and a card lay on the hallfloor. He stooped and gathered
[2728] Entering the bedroom he halfclosed his eyes and walked through warm
[2735] —A letter for me from Milly, he said carefully, and a card to you. And
[2738] He laid her card and letter on the twill bedspread near the curve of her
[2744] glance at the letter and tuck it under her pillow.
[2752] He waited till she had laid the card aside and curled herself back
[2760] linen: and lifted all in an armful on to the foot of the bed.
[2770] On the boil sure enough: a plume of steam from the spout. He scalded and
[2771] rinsed out the teapot and put in four full spoons of tea, tilting the
[2773] the kettle, crushed the pan flat on the live coals and watched the lump
[2774] of butter slide and melt. While he unwrapped the kidney the cat mewed
[2777] her and dropped the kidney amid the sizzling butter sauce. Pepper. He
[2780] Then he slit open his letter, glancing down the page and over. Thanks:
[2792] Than Katey Keogh with her ass and garden.
[2794] old chap. Oldfashioned way he used to bow Molly off the platform. And
[2799] He prodded a fork into the kidney and slapped it over: then fitted the
[2801] it? Bread and butter, four, sugar, spoon, her cream. Yes. He carried it
[2804] Nudging the door open with his knee he carried the tray in and set it on
[2810] the pillow. He looked calmly down on her bulk and between her large soft
[2826] —Là ci darem with J. C. Doyle, she said, and Love’s Old Sweet Song.
[2849] He felt here and there. Voglio e non vorrei. Wonder if she pronounces
[2850] that right: voglio. Not in the bed. Must have slid down. He stooped and
[2857] She swallowed a draught of tea from her cup held by nothandle and,
[2865] He leaned downward and read near her polished thumbnail.
[2880] Sheet kindly lent. The monster Maffei desisted and flung his victim
[2883] and we’ll break our sides. Families of them. Bone them young so they
[2912] in. Not unlike her with her hair down: slimmer. Three and six I gave
[2914] Greece: and for instance all the people that lived then.
[2930] He fitted the book roughly into his inner pocket and, stubbing his toes
[2934] the fork under the kidney he detached it and turned it turtle on its
[2935] back. Only a little burnt. He tossed it off the pan on to a plate and
[2938] Cup of tea now. He sat down, cut and buttered a slice of the loaf.
[2939] He shore away the burnt flesh and flung it to the cat. Then he put a
[2942] sopped one in the gravy and put it in his mouth. What was that about
[2943] some young student and a picnic? He creased out the letter at his side,
[2945] gravy and raising it to his mouth.
[2951] mummy’s lovely box of creams and am writing. They are lovely. I am
[2953] and Mrs. Will send when developed. We did great biz yesterday. Fair day
[2954] and all the beef to the heels were in. We are going to lough Owel on
[2956] mummy and to yourself a big kiss and thanks. I hear them at the piano
[2959] cousins or something are big swells and he sings Boylan’s (I was on
[2982] Saucebox. He sopped other dies of bread in the gravy and ate piece after
[2983] piece of kidney. Twelve and six a week. Not much. Still, she might do
[2998] All dimpled cheeks and curls,
[3018] and six return. Six weeks off, however. Might work a press pass. Or
[3022] nosed at it and stalked to the door. She looked back at him, mewing.
[3039] his armpit, went to the door and opened it. The cat went up in soft
[3065] moment. Brown brillantined hair over his collar. Just had a wash and
[3075] limewash and stale cobwebs he undid his braces. Before sitting down he
[3080] on his bared knees. Something new and easy. No great hurry. Keep it a
[3083] a column has been made to the writer. Three and a half. Three pounds
[3084] three. Three pounds, thirteen and six.
[3086] Quietly he read, restraining himself, the first column and, yielding but
[3092] him but it was something quick and neat. Print anything now. Silly
[3095] laughing witch who now. Begins and ends morally. Hand in hand. Smart. He
[3096] glanced back through what he had read and, while feeling his water flow
[3097] quietly, he envied kindly Mr Beaufoy who had written it and received
[3098] payment of three pounds, thirteen and six.
[3100] Might manage a sketch. By Mr and Mrs L. M. Bloom. Invent a story for
[3120] and eyemasks. Poetical idea: pink, then golden, then grey, then black.
[3123] He tore away half the prize story sharply and wiped himself with it.
[3124] Then he girded up his trousers, braced and buttoned himself. He pulled
[3125] back the jerky shaky door of the jakes and came forth from the gloom
[3128] In the bright light, lightened and cooled in limb, he eyed carefully his
[3132] A creak and a dark whirr in the air high up. The bells of George’s

5. Lotus Eaters

[3152] office. Could have given that address too. And past the sailors’ home.
[3153] He turned from the morning noises of the quayside and walked through
[3161] Aleph, Beth. And past Nichols’ the undertaker. At eleven it is. Time
[3164] lark. Police tout. Her name and address she then told with my
[3168] In Westland row he halted before the window of the Belfast and Oriental
[3169] Tea Company and read the legends of leadpapered packets: choice blend,
[3172] read blandly he took off his hat quietly inhaling his hairoil and
[3173] sent his right hand with slow grace over his brow and hair. Very warm
[3177] behind the headband and transferred it to his waistcoat pocket.
[3179] So warm. His right hand once more more slowly went over his brow and
[3180] hair. Then he put on his hat again, relieved: and read again: choice
[3189] roseleaves. Imagine trying to eat tripe and cowheel. Where was the chap
[3201] He turned away and sauntered across the road. How did she walk with her
[3203] from his sidepocket, unfolded it, rolled it lengthwise in a baton and
[3214] poster with soldiers of all arms on parade: and held the tip of his
[3219] letter. He thanked her and glanced rapidly at the typed envelope.
[3224] Answered anyhow. He slipped card and letter into his sidepocket,
[3226] regiment? Castoff soldier. There: bearskin cap and hackle plume. No,
[3229] Easier to enlist and drill. Maud Gonne’s letter about taking them off
[3236] He strolled out of the postoffice and turned to the right. Talk: as if
[3237] that would mend matters. His hand went into his pocket and a forefinger
[3240] the letter the letter and crumpled the envelope in his pocket. Something
[3256] His eyes on the black tie and clothes he asked with low respect:
[3280] Handsome is and handsome does. Reserved about to yield. The honourable
[3281] Mrs and Brutus is an honourable man. Possess her once take the starch
[3284] —I was with Bob Doran, he’s on one of his periodical bends, and what
[3288] Hoppy. Having a wet. Drawing back his head and gazing far from beneath
[3294] —And he said: Sad thing about our poor friend Paddy! What Paddy? I
[3311] —What’s wrong with him? He said. He’s dead, he said. And, faith,
[3320] Lost it. Curse your noisy pugnose. Feels locked out of it. Paradise and
[3337] He unrolled the newspaper baton idly and read idly:
[3357] Mrs Marion Bloom. Not up yet. Queen was in her bedroom eating bread and.
[3359] and fair man. Letter. Cat furry black ball. Torn strip of envelope.
[3367] Sweeeet song. There’s a committee formed. Part shares and part
[3382] There’s a drowning case at Sandycove may turn up and then the coroner
[3383] and myself would have to go down if the body is found. You just shove in
[3397] his for the Wicklow regatta concert last year and never heard tidings of
[3402] way: for a little ballad. No guts in it. You and me, don’t you know:
[3407] herself be vaccinated again. Your wife and my wife.
[3412] hoardings. Cantrell and Cochrane’s Ginger Ale (Aromatic). Clery’s
[3418] I was born that was: sixtyfive. And Ristori in Vienna. What is this the
[3421] and puts his fingers on his face.
[3424] his father to die of grief and misery in my arms, who left the house of
[3425] his father and left the God of his father.
[3433] Mr Bloom went round the corner and passed the drooping nags of the
[3437] He came nearer and heard a crunching of gilded oats, the gently champing
[3441] Too full for words. Still they get their feed all right and their doss.
[3446] He drew the letter from his pocket and folded it into the newspaper he
[3456] He turned into Cumberland street and, going on some paces, halted in
[3458] Ruins and tenements. With careful tread he passed over a hopscotch court
[3463] Open it. And once I played marbles when I went to that old dame’s
[3464] school. She liked mignonette. Mrs Ellis’s. And Mr? He opened the
[3472] I got your last letter to me and thank you very much for it. I am sorry
[3481] you. I feel so bad about. Please write me a long letter and tell me
[3486] have such a bad headache. today. and write by return to your longing
[3494] and placed it in his heart pocket. Language of flowers. They like it
[3496] walking slowly forward he read the letter again, murmuring here and
[3500] perfume. Having read it all he took it from the newspaper and put it
[3538] trottingmatches. She listens with big dark soft eyes. Tell her: more and
[3542] in shreds and scattered them towards the road. The shreds fluttered
[3551] eightpence a gallon of porter, no, one and fourpence a gallon of porter.
[3552] One and four into twenty: fifteen about. Yes, exactly. Fifteen millions
[3558] Barrels bumped in his head: dull porter slopped and churned inside.
[3559] The bungholes sprang open and a huge dull flood leaked out, flowing
[3564] he doffed his hat, took the card from his pocket and tucked it again
[3569] on saint Peter Claver S. J. and the African Mission. Prayers for the
[3576] of thorns and cross. Clever idea Saint Patrick the shamrock. Chopsticks?
[3586] pushed the swingdoor and entered softly by the rere.
[3594] communion, shook a drop or two (are they in water?) off it and put it
[3595] neatly into her mouth. Her hat and head sank. Then the next one. Her hat
[3598] Shut your eyes and open your mouth. What? Corpus: body. Corpse. Good
[3604] one, and seek their places. He approached a bench and seated himself in
[3605] its corner, nursing his hat and newspaper. These pots we have to wear.
[3607] and there, with heads still bowed in their crimson halters, waiting for
[3616] cure, waters of oblivion, and the Knock apparition, statues bleeding.
[3621] He saw the priest stow the communion cup away, well in, and kneel an
[3626] suffered, it is. And the other one? Iron nails ran in.
[3629] a veil and black bag. Dusk and the light behind her. She might be here
[3630] with a ribbon round her neck and do the other thing all the same on the
[3634] thinking of. Denis Carey. And just imagine that. Wife and six children
[3635] at home. And plotting that murder all the time. Those crawthumpers, now
[3644] Wheatley’s Dublin hop bitters or Cantrell and Cochrane’s ginger ale
[3664] on art and statues and pictures of all kinds. Palestrina for example
[3673] He saw the priest bend down and kiss the altar and then face about and
[3674] bless all the people. All crossed themselves and stood up. Mr Bloom
[3675] glanced about him and then stood up, looking over the risen hats. Stand
[3677] and he sat back quietly in his bench. The priest came down from the
[3678] altar, holding the thing out from him, and he and the massboy answered
[3679] each other in Latin. Then the priest knelt down and began to read off a
[3682] —O God, our refuge and our strength...
[3686] and immaculate virgin. Joseph, her spouse. Peter and Paul. More
[3690] in their hands. More than doctor or solicitor. Woman dying to. And I
[3691] schschschschschsch. And did you chachachachacha? And why did you? Look
[3694] Repentance skindeep. Lovely shame. Pray at an altar. Hail Mary and Holy
[3698] work the whole show. And don’t they rake in the money too? Bequests
[3701] Monasteries and convents. The priest in that Fermanagh will case in the
[3703] Liberty and exaltation of our holy mother the church. The doctors of the
[3709] our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil (may God
[3710] restrain him, we humbly pray!): and do thou, O prince of the heavenly
[3711] host, by the power of God thrust Satan down to hell and with him those
[3714] The priest and the massboy stood up and walked off. All over. The women
[3725] south. He passed, discreetly buttoning, down the aisle and out through
[3727] black marble bowl while before him and behind two worshippers
[3733] green and gold beaconjars too heavy to stir. Hamilton Long’s, founded
[3738] trousers. O, and I forgot that latchkey too. Bore this funeral affair.
[3744] to have. Shrunken skull. And old. Quest for the philosopher’s stone.
[3748] alabaster lilypots. Mortar and pestle. Aq. Dist. Fol. Laur. Te Virid.
[3763] dusty dry smell of sponges and loofahs. Lot of time taken up telling
[3764] your aches and pains.
[3766] —Sweet almond oil and tincture of benzoin, Mr Bloom said, and then
[3771] —And white wax also, he said.
[3776] teeth: nettles and rainwater: oatmeal they say steeped in buttermilk.
[3778] one skin. Leopold, yes. Three we have. Warts, bunions and pimples to
[3787] —Yes, sir, the chemist said. That was two and nine. Have you brought a
[3791] and I’ll take one of these soaps. How much are they?
[3797] —I’ll take this one, he said. That makes three and a penny.
[3807] At his armpit Bantam Lyons’ voice and hand said:
[3824] the paper and get shut of him.
[3833] Bantam Lyons raised his eyes suddenly and leered weakly.
[3847] Mr Bloom folded the sheets again to a neat square and lodged the soap
[3858] like a wheel. Then the spokes: sports, sports, sports: and the hub big:
[3869] their line. And the skulls we were acracking when M’Carthy took the
[3878] trunk and limbs riprippled over and sustained, buoyed lightly upward,
[3879] lemonyellow: his navel, bud of flesh: and saw the dark tangled curls of

6. Hades

[3891] carriage and, entering deftly, seated himself. Mr Power stepped in after
[3898] Mr Dedalus covered himself quickly and got in, saying:
[3904] Mr Bloom entered and sat in the vacant place. He pulled the door to
[3905] after him and slammed it twice till it shut tight. He passed an arm
[3906] through the armstrap and looked seriously from the open carriagewindow
[3912] wake. Then getting it ready. Laying it out. Molly and Mrs Fleming making
[3914] will touch you dead. Wash and shampoo. I believe they clip the nails and
[3923] then horses’ hoofs. A jolt. Their carriage began to move, creaking and
[3924] swaying. Other hoofs and creaking wheels started behind. The blinds of
[3925] the avenue passed and number nine with its craped knocker, door ajar. At
[3928] They waited still, their knees jogging, till they had turned and were
[3930] rattled rolling over the cobbled causeway and the crazy glasses shook
[3942] All watched awhile through their windows caps and hats lifted by
[3951] —Your son and heir.
[3955] The carriage, passing the open drains and mounds of rippedup roadway
[3956] before the tenement houses, lurched round the corner and, swerving back
[3965] faction, the drunken little costdrawer and Crissie, papa’s little lump
[3971] Richie Goulding and the legal bag. Goulding, Collis and Ward he calls
[3981] stinks all over Dublin. But with the help of God and His blessed mother
[3993] mild face and Martin Cunningham’s eyes and beard, gravely shaking.
[3999] at it by the wall of the cease to do evil. And the sergeant grinning up.
[4012] Jupiter! Ye gods and little fishes! Still, she’s a dear girl. Soon be
[4016] The carriage heeled over and back, their four trunks swaying.
[4031] All raised their thighs and eyed with disfavour the mildewed buttonless
[4033] and said:
[4049] —Yes, Mr Bloom answered. He’s behind with Ned Lambert and Hynes.
[4051] —And Corny Kelleher himself? Mr Power asked.
[4071] it. Poor children! Doubles them up black and blue in convulsions. Shame
[4079] A raindrop spat on his hat. He drew back and saw an instant of shower
[4097] The carriage turned again its stiff wheels and their trunks swayed
[4100] —Tom Kernan was immense last night, he said. And Paddy Leonard taking
[4110] —Trenchant, Mr Power said laughing. He’s dead nuts on that. And the
[4126] Peake is that? is it the chap was in Crosbie and Alleyne’s? no,
[4129] grief of his. Aged 88 after a long and tedious illness. Month’s mind:
[4134] While his family weeps and mourns his loss
[4185] am just looking at them: well pared. And after: thinking alone. Body
[4192] He clasped his hands between his knees and, satisfied, sent his vacant
[4213] topnobbers. J. C. Doyle and John MacCormack I hope and. The best, in
[4216] —And Madame, Mr Power said smiling. Last but not least.
[4218] Mr Bloom unclasped his hands in a gesture of soft politeness and clasped
[4234] And Madame. Twenty past eleven. Up. Mrs Fleming is in to clean. Doing
[4261] Mr Dedalus looked after the stumping figure and said mildly:
[4278] and the son.
[4286] —There was a girl in the case, Mr Bloom began, and he determined
[4292] —Yes, Mr Bloom said. They were both on the way to the boat and he
[4303] —Reuben J and the son were piking it down the quay next the river on
[4304] their way to the Isle of Man boat and the young chiseller suddenly got
[4305] loose and over the wall with him into the Liffey.
[4309] —Dead! Martin Cunningham cried. Not he! A boatman got a pole and
[4310] fished him out by the slack of the breeches and he was landed up to the
[4315] —And Reuben J, Martin Cunningham said, gave the boatman a florin for
[4324] —One and eightpence too much, Mr Dedalus said drily.
[4340] fingers. Poor Paddy! I little thought a week ago when I saw him last and
[4363] —No suffering, he said. A moment and all is over. Like dying in sleep.
[4370] or wind. At night too. Chummies and slaveys. Under the patronage of the
[4380] A dwarf’s face, mauve and wrinkled like little Rudy’s was. Dwarf’s
[4396] Martin Cunningham drew out his watch briskly, coughed and put it back.
[4413] clutching rushes. He looked at me. And that awful drunkard of a wife
[4414] of his. Setting up house for her time after time and then pawning the
[4418] that night Dedalus told me he was in there. Drunk about the place and
[4421] And they call me the jewel of Asia,
[4428] the slats of the Venetian blind. The coroner’s sunlit ears, big and
[4448] over and after them a rollicking rattling song of the halls. Has anybody
[4454] terrible the women. Her feeding cup and rubbing her mouth with the
[4465] croups. Outside them and through them ran raddled sheep bleating their
[4475] England. They buy up all the juicy ones. And then the fifth quarter
[4490] —Yes, Mr Bloom said, and another thing I often thought, is to have
[4492] out to the cemetery gates and have special trams, hearse and carriage
[4493] and all. Don’t you see what I mean?
[4495] —O, that be damned for a story, Mr Dedalus said. Pullman car and
[4505] —And, Martin Cunningham said, we wouldn’t have scenes like that
[4506] when the hearse capsized round Dunphy’s and upset the coffin on to the
[4509] —That was terrible, Mr Power’s shocked face said, and the corpse
[4517] shot out and rolling over stiff in the dust in a brown habit too large
[4531] the knocking about? He would and he wouldn’t, I suppose. Depends on
[4571] appealing. The best obtainable. Thos. H. Dennany, monumental builder and
[4577] sat, grumbling, emptying the dirt and stones out of his huge dustbrown
[4609] trees, white forms and fragments streaming by mutely, sustaining vain
[4613] out his arm and, wrenching back the handle, shoved the door open with
[4614] his knee. He stepped out. Mr Power and Mr Dedalus followed.
[4617] swiftly and transferred the paperstuck soap to his inner handkerchief
[4621] Paltry funeral: coach and three carriages. It’s all the same.
[4623] Beyond the hind carriage a hawker stood by his barrow of cakes and
[4627] He followed his companions. Mr Kernan and Ned Lambert followed, Hynes
[4628] walking after them. Corny Kelleher stood by the opened hearse and took
[4645] Mourners came out through the gates: woman and a girl. Leanjawed harpy,
[4647] dirt and tears, holding the woman’s arm, looking up at her for a sign
[4648] to cry. Fish’s face, bloodless and livid.
[4650] The mutes shouldered the coffin and bore it in through the gates. So
[4652] the stiff: then the friends of the stiff. Corny Kelleher and the
[4691] He looked down at the boots he had blacked and polished. She had
[4697] a guncarriage. Victoria and Albert. Frogmore memorial mourning. But
[4701] waiting. It never comes. One must go first: alone, under the ground: and
[4710] Lambert said. Same old six and eightpence. Stopped with Dick Tivy.
[4712] —And how is Dick, the solid man?
[4714] —Nothing between himself and heaven, Ned Lambert answered.
[4735] the boy with the wreath looking down at his sleekcombed hair and at the
[4738] and recognise for the last time. All he might have done. I owe three
[4746] knelt here and there in prayingdesks. Mr Bloom stood behind near the
[4747] font and, when all had knelt, dropped carefully his unfolded newspaper
[4748] from his pocket and knelt his right knee upon it. He fitted his black
[4749] hat gently on his left knee and, holding its brim, bent over piously.
[4756] They halted by the bier and the priest began to read out of his book
[4776] saint Werburgh’s lovely old organ hundred and fifty they have to bore
[4777] a hole in the coffins sometimes to let out the bad gas and burn it. Out
[4778] it rushes: blue. One whiff of that and you’re a goner.
[4783] bucket and shook it over the coffin. Then he walked to the other end and
[4784] shook it again. Then he came back and put it back in the bucket. As you
[4799] thing over them all and shook water on top of them: sleep. On Dignam
[4807] The priest closed his book and went off, followed by the server. Corny
[4808] Kelleher opened the sidedoors and the gravediggers came in, hoisted the
[4809] coffin again, carried it out and shoved it on their cart. Corny Kelleher
[4810] gave one wreath to the boy and one to the brother-in-law. All followed
[4814] gravel with a sharp grating cry and the pack of blunt boots followed the
[4838] Corny Kelleher stepped aside from his rank and allowed the mourners to
[4843] Mr Bloom closed his eyes and sadly twice bowed his head.
[4866] —I am the resurrection and the life. That touches a man’s inmost
[4874] every day. One fine day it gets bunged up: and there you are. Lots of
[4876] the thing else. The resurrection and the life. Once you are dead you are
[4878] forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. Get up! Last day!
[4879] Then every fellow mousing around for his liver and his lights and the
[4906] seventeen golden years ago, at Mat Dillon’s in Roundtown. And a good
[4938] Saluting Ned Lambert and John Henry Menton he walked on at Martin
[4945] They bent their silk hats in concert and Hynes inclined his ear. The
[4946] caretaker hung his thumbs in the loops of his gold watchchain and spoke
[4951] Mulcahy from the Coombe and were told where he was buried. After
[4959] —And, after blinking up at the sacred figure, Not a bloody bit like
[4962] Rewarded by smiles he fell back and spoke with Corny Kelleher, accepting
[4963] the dockets given him, turning them over and scanning them as he walked.
[4980] when the hairs come out grey. And temper getting cross. Silver threads
[4982] propose to any girl. Come out and live in the graveyard. Dangle that
[4985] tombs when churchyards yawn and Daniel O’Connell must be a descendant
[5004] honeycombed the ground must be: oblong cells. And very neat he keeps it
[5005] too: trim grass and edgings. His garden Major Gamble calls Mount Jerome.
[5012] of William Wilkinson, auditor and accountant, lately deceased, three
[5013] pounds thirteen and six. With thanks.
[5016] nails. Charnelhouses. Dreadful. Turning green and pink decomposing. Rot
[5031] fashion. A juicy pear or ladies’ punch, hot, strong and sweet.
[5041] —Two, Corny Kelleher said. Half ten and eleven.
[5044] trundle. The mourners split and moved to each side of the hole, stepping
[5045] with care round the graves. The gravediggers bore the coffin and set its
[5066] the holy land. Only a mother and deadborn child ever buried in the one
[5083] gravetrestles. They struggled up and out: and all uncovered. Twenty.
[5100] Would you like to see a priest? Then rambling and wandering. Delirium
[5103] are the soles of his feet yellow. Pull the pillow away and finish it off
[5111] We are praying now for the repose of his soul. Hoping you’re well and
[5118] poor mamma, and little Rudy.
[5120] The gravediggers took up their spades and flung heavy clods of clay in
[5121] on the coffin. Mr Bloom turned away his face. And if he was alive all
[5124] some law to pierce the heart and make sure or an electric clock or
[5125] a telephone in the coffin and some kind of a canvas airhole. Flag of
[5131] The caretaker moved away a few paces and put on his hat. Had enough of
[5133] without show. Mr Bloom put on his hat and saw the portly figure make its
[5143] —L, Mr Bloom said. Leopold. And you might put down M’Coy’s name
[5155] —And tell us, Hynes said, do you know that fellow in the, fellow was
[5167] —No, Mr Bloom began, turning and stopping. I say, Hynes!
[5180] A mound of damp clods rose more, rose, and the gravediggers rested their
[5183] gravediggers put on their caps and carried their earthy spades towards
[5212] Ireland’s hearts and hands. More sensible to spend the money on some
[5214] really? Plant him and have done with him. Like down a coalshoot. Then
[5220] bucket. More interesting if they told you what they were. So and So,
[5226] God’s acre for them. Nice country residence. Newly plastered and
[5227] painted. Ideal spot to have a quiet smoke and read the Church Times.
[5237] daisychain and bits of broken chainies on the grave.
[5240] sideways and red it should be painted like a real heart. Ireland was
[5242] infliction? Would birds come then and peck like the boy with the basket
[5275] gone bad. Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk. I read in that
[5278] Wholesale burners and Dutch oven dealers. Time of the plague. Quicklime
[5293] And even scraping up the earth at night with a lantern like that case
[5298] other world she wrote. No more do I. Plenty to see and hear and feel
[5306] commissioner for oaths and affidavits. Dignam used to be in his office.
[5311] Hate at first sight. Molly and Floey Dillon linked under the lilactree,
[5326] John Henry Menton took off his hat, bulged out the dinge and smoothed

7. Aeolus

[5356] for Blackrock, Kingstown and Dalkey, Clonskea, Rathgar and Terenure,
[5357] Palmerston Park and upper Rathmines, Sandymount Green, Rathmines,
[5358] Ringsend and Sandymount Tower, Harold’s Cross. The hoarse Dublin
[5361] —Rathgar and Terenure!
[5365] Right and left parallel clanging ringing a doubledecker and a singledeck
[5372] Under the porch of the general post office shoeblacks called and
[5376] and paid, for local, provincial, British and overseas delivery.
[5381] and bumped them up on the brewery float. On the brewery float bumped
[5387] —Just cut it out, will you? Mr Bloom said, and I’ll take it round to
[5395] newspaper in four clean strokes. Scissors and paste.
[5409] Red Murray touched Mr Bloom’s arm with the shears and whispered:
[5413] Mr Bloom turned and saw the liveried porter raise his lettered cap as a
[5415] and National Press and the Freeman’s Journal and National Press.
[5435] Jesusmario with rougy cheeks, doublet and spindle legs. Hand on his
[5440] THE CROZIER AND THE PEN
[5446] A telegram boy stepped in nimbly, threw an envelope on the counter and
[5456] in through a sidedoor and along the warm dark stairs and passage,
[5460] He pushed in the glass swingdoor and entered, stepping over strewn
[5471] away, tearing away. And that old grey rat tearing to get in.
[5480] It’s the ads and side features sell a weekly, not the stale news in
[5482] year one thousand and. Demesne situate in the townland of Rosenallis,
[5484] statute showing return of number of mules and jennets exported from
[5485] Ballina. Nature notes. Cartoons. Phil Blake’s weekly Pat and Bull
[5494] got paralysed there and no-one knew how to stop them they’d clank on
[5495] and on the same, print it over and over and up and back. Monkeydoodle
[5503] and made a sign to a typesetter. He handed the sheet silently over the
[5515] —Mm, Mr Bloom said. Look sharp and you’ll catch him.
[5530] Mr Nannetti considered the cutting awhile and nodded.
[5542] The foreman turned round to hear patiently and, lifting an elbow, began
[5550] foreman’s sallow face, think he has a touch of jaundice, and beyond
[5553] parcels: various uses, thousand and one things.
[5561] Alexander Keyes, tea, wine and spirit merchant. So on.
[5569] The foreman moved his scratching hand to his lower ribs and scratched
[5582] house there too. I’ll just run out and ask him. Well, you can do that
[5583] and just a little par calling attention. You know the usual. Highclass
[5630] —Then I’ll get the design, Mr Nannetti, he said, and you’ll give
[5648] and washer. Daughter working the machine in the parlour. Plain Jane, no
[5651] AND IT WAS THE FEAST OF THE PASSOVER
[5658] and into the house of bondage alleluia. Shema Israel Adonai Elohenu. No,
[5659] that’s the other. Then the twelve brothers, Jacob’s sons. And then
[5660] the lamb and the cat and the dog and the stick and the water and the
[5661] butcher. And then the angel of death kills the butcher and he kills the
[5662] ox and the dog kills the cat. Sounds a bit silly till you come to look
[5668] the landing. Now am I going to tram it out all the way and then catch
[5681] he took out the soap and stowed it away, buttoned, into the hip pocket
[5717] —The pensive bosom and the overarsing leafage. O boys! O boys!
[5719] —And Xenophon looked upon Marathon, Mr Dedalus said, looking again on
[5720] the fireplace and to the window, and Marathon looked on the sea.
[5725] He ate off the crescent of water biscuit he had been nibbling and,
[5776] —Well. And yourself?
[5783] That hectic flush spells finis for a man. Touch and go with him.
[5793] —Very much so, professor MacHugh said. To be seen and heard. He’s in
[5796] J. J. O’Molloy strolled to the sloping desk and began to turn back the
[5800] honour. Reaping the whirlwind. Used to get good retainers from D. and T.
[5805] they get wind of a new opening. Weathercocks. Hot and cold in the same
[5807] the next. Go for one another baldheaded in the papers and then all blows
[5819] —Bathe his lips, Mr Dedalus said. Blessed and eternal God! Yes? Is he
[5824] regions, for very beauty, of bosky grove and undulating plain and
[5832] —That mantles the vista far and wide and wait till the glowing orb of
[5835] —O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and
[5838] He took off his silk hat and, blowing out impatiently his bushy
[5856] The inner door was opened violently and a scarlet beaked face, crested
[5858] about them and the harsh voice asked:
[5862] —And here comes the sham squire himself! professor MacHugh said
[5883] won every time! North Cork and Spanish officers!
[5899] —A perfect cretic! the professor said. Long, short and long.
[5903] He took a reel of dental floss from his waistcoat pocket and, breaking
[5904] off a piece, twanged it smartly between two and two of his resonant
[5917] to the editor and laying a firm hand on his shoulder.
[5938] Screams of newsboys barefoot in the hall rushed near and the door was
[5943] Professor MacHugh strode across the room and seized the cringing urchin
[5944] by the collar as the others scampered out of the hall and down the
[5946] blue scrawls and under the table came to earth.
[5950] —Throw him out and shut the door, the editor said. There’s a
[5965] He hustled the boy out and banged the door to.
[5977] The bell whirred again as he rang off. He came in quickly and bumped
[5980] —Pardon, monsieur, Lenehan said, clutching him for an instant and
[5988] He made a comic face and whined, rubbing his knee:
[5994] He went to the door and, holding it ajar, paused. J. J. O’Molloy
[6000] Who fought with heart and hand.
[6015] J. J. O’Molloy took the tissues from Lenehan’s hand and read them,
[6030] —Look at the young guttersnipe behind him hue and cry, Lenehan said,
[6031] and you’ll kick. O, my rib risible! Taking off his flat spaugs and the
[6048] air and against the wood as he locked his desk drawer.
[6058] He offered a cigarette to the professor and took one himself. Lenehan
[6059] promptly struck a match for them and lit their cigarettes in turn. J. J.
[6060] O’Molloy opened his case again and offered it.
[6067] ’Twas rank and fame that tempted thee,
[6083] —That’s it, he said. We are the fat. You and I are the fat in the
[6095] sewers. The Jews in the wilderness and on the mountaintop said: It is
[6099] obsession. He gazed about him in his toga and he said: It is meet to be
[6109] —And Pontius Pilate is its prophet, professor MacHugh responded.
[6135] Stephen handed over the typed sheets, pointing to the title and
[6147] From storm and south
[6151] shoulders. Foot and mouth? Are you turned...?
[6160] —O, I know him, Myles Crawford said, and I knew his wife too. The
[6161] bloodiest old tartar God ever made. By Jesus, she had the foot and mouth
[6162] disease and no mistake! The night she threw the soup in the waiter’s
[6163] face in the Star and Garter. Oho!
[6182] —And if not? he said.
[6190] us is the death of the intellect and of the imagination. We were never
[6203] and the Saxon know not. Kyrie! The radiance of the intellect. I ought to
[6205] and the cloacamaker will never be lords of our spirit. We are liege
[6207] and of the empire of the spirit, not an imperium, that went under with
[6255] Stephen’s and Mr O’Madden Burke’s loose ties.
[6257] —Paris, past and present, he said. You look like communards.
[6276] —And Madam Bloom, Mr O’Madden Burke added. The vocal muse.
[6293] —Foot and mouth disease! the editor cried in scornful invective.
[6296] its soul. Father, Son and Holy Ghost and Jakes M’Carthy.
[6323] hat. Where it took place. Tim Kelly, or Kavanagh I mean. Joe Brady and
[6330] —Hop and carry one, is it? Myles Crawford said.
[6332] —And poor Gumley is down there too, so he told me, minding stones for
[6345] He flung back pages of the files and stuck his finger on a point.
[6358] His finger leaped and struck point after point, vibrating.
[6364] illstarched dicky jutted up and with a rude gesture he thrust it back
[6391] besthearted bloody Corkman the Lord ever put the breath of life in, and
[6396] —Madam, I’m Adam. And Able was I ere I saw Elba.
[6399] there first. There was weeping and gnashing of teeth over that. Out of
[6405] —The father of scare journalism, Lenehan confirmed, and the
[6426] cyclone last year and thought she’d buy a view of Dublin. And it
[6430] —They’re only in the hook and eye department, Myles Crawford said.
[6431] Psha! Press and the bar! Where have you a man now at the bar like those
[6440] RHYMES AND REASONS
[6464] with you. Why not bring in Henry Grattan and Flood and Demosthenes and
[6465] Edmund Burke? Ignatius Gallaher we all know and his Chapelizod boss,
[6466] Harmsworth of the farthing press, and his American cousin of the Bowery
[6468] and our watchful friend The Skibbereen Eagle. Why bring in a master
[6474] —Grattan and Flood wrote for this very paper, the editor cried in his
[6486] J. J. O’Molloy turned to Stephen and said quietly and slowly:
[6492] And in the porches of mine ear did pour.
[6503] And he cited the Moses of Michelangelo in the vatican.
[6513] Messenger took out his matchbox thoughtfully and lit his cigar.
[6523] —He said of it: that stony effigy in frozen music, horned and
[6524] terrible, of the human form divine, that eternal symbol of wisdom and
[6526] has wrought in marble of soultransfigured and of soultransfiguring
[6529] His slim hand with a wave graced echo and fall.
[6537] Stephen, his blood wooed by grace of language and gesture, blushed. He
[6539] Myles Crawford. Lenehan lit their cigarettes as before and took his
[6562] spoken and the paper under debate was an essay (new for those days),
[6565] He turned towards Myles Crawford and said:
[6577] orator, full of courteous haughtiness and pouring in chastened diction
[6583] an outspanned hand to his spectacles and, with trembling thumb and
[6594] beard round it. He wore a loose white silk neckcloth and altogether he
[6598] Stephen’s face and then bent at once to the ground, seeking. His
[6606] Witless shellfish swam in the gross lenses to and fro, seeking outlet.
[6610] —Mr Chairman, ladies and gentlemen: Great was my admiration in
[6614] this age, that I stood in ancient Egypt and that I was listening to the
[6618] ascending in frail stalks that flowered with his speech. And let our
[6622] —And it seemed to me that I heard the voice of that Egyptian
[6623] highpriest raised in a tone of like haughtiness and like pride. I heard
[6624] his words and their meaning was revealed to me.
[6632] —Why will you jews not accept our culture, our religion and our
[6634] have no cities nor no wealth: our cities are hives of humanity and
[6635] our galleys, trireme and quadrireme, laden with all manner merchandise
[6638] history and a polity.
[6647] —You pray to a local and obscure idol: our temples, majestic and
[6648] mysterious, are the abodes of Isis and Osiris, of Horus and Ammon Ra.
[6649] Yours serfdom, awe and humbleness: ours thunder and the seas. Israel
[6650] is weak and few are her children: Egypt is an host and terrible are her
[6651] arms. Vagrants and daylabourers are you called: the world trembles at
[6657] —But, ladies and gentlemen, had the youthful Moses listened to and
[6658] accepted that view of life, had he bowed his head and bowed his will
[6659] and bowed his spirit before that arrogant admonition he would never have
[6663] with the light of inspiration shining in his countenance and bearing in
[6666] He ceased and looked at them, enjoying a silence.
[6672] —And yet he died without having entered the land of promise.
[6676] Lenehan added. And with a great future behind him.
[6678] The troop of bare feet was heard rushing along the hallway and pattering
[6683] Gone with the wind. Hosts at Mullaghmast and Tara of the kings. Miles of
[6684] ears of porches. The tribune’s words, howled and scattered to the four
[6686] of all that ever anywhere wherever was. Love and laud him: me no more.
[6697] —That it be and hereby is resolutely resolved. All that are in favour
[6716] —Foot and mouth. I know. That’ll be all right. That’ll go in.
[6719] He thrust the sheets back and went into the inner office.
[6733] The first newsboy came pattering down the stairs at their heels and
[6755] —Two Dublin vestals, Stephen said, elderly and pious, have lived fifty
[6756] and fiftythree years in Fumbally’s lane.
[6769] pillar. They save up three and tenpence in a red tin letterbox moneybox.
[6770] They shake out the threepenny bits and sixpences and coax out the
[6771] pennies with the blade of a knife. Two and three in silver and one and
[6772] seven in coppers. They put on their bonnets and best clothes and take
[6779] —They buy one and fourpenceworth of brawn and four slices of panloaf
[6781] Collins, proprietress... They purchase four and twenty ripe plums from
[6784] and begin to waddle slowly up the winding staircase, grunting,
[6786] the other have you the brawn, praising God and the Blessed Virgin,
[6790] Their names are Anne Kearns and Florence MacCabe. Anne Kearns has the
[6793] and a bottle of double X for supper every Saturday.
[6814] offices of the Irish Catholic and Dublin Penny Journal, called:
[6829] puffing, and taking the cutting from his pocket. I spoke with Mr Keyes
[6832] Saturday pink. And he wants it copied if it’s not too late I told
[6859] While Mr Bloom stood weighing the point and about to smile he strode on
[6867] the will for the deed. With a heart and a half if I could raise the wind
[6870] J. J. O’Molloy pulled a long face and walked on silently. They caught
[6871] up on the others and walked abreast.
[6873] —When they have eaten the brawn and the bread and wiped their twenty
[6886] the roofs and argue about where the different churches are: Rathmines’
[6887] blue dome, Adam and Eve’s, saint Laurence O’Toole’s. But it makes
[6895] —And settle down on their striped petticoats, peering up at the statue
[6903] —It gives them a crick in their necks, Stephen said, and they are too
[6905] them and eat the plums out of it, one after another, wiping off with
[6906] their handkerchiefs the plumjuice that dribbles out of their mouths and
[6909] He gave a sudden loud young laugh as a close. Lenehan and Mr O’Madden
[6910] Burke, hearing, turned, beckoned and led on across towards Mooney’s.
[6920] and a bondwoman. And he wrote a book in which he took away the palm of
[6921] beauty from Argive Helen and handed it to poor Penelope.
[6931] Rathfarnham, Blackrock, Kingstown and Dalkey, Sandymount Green, Ringsend
[6932] and Sandymount Tower, Donnybrook, Palmerston Park and Upper Rathmines,
[6937] WHAT?—AND LIKEWISE—WHERE?
[6954] —I see, he said again with new pleasure. Moses and the promised land.
[6959] J. J. O’Molloy sent a weary sidelong glance towards the statue and
[6964] He halted on sir John Gray’s pavement island and peered aloft at

8. Lestrygonians

[6985] treat. Bad for their tummies. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His
[7006] Paying game. Torry and Alexander last year. Polygamy. His wife will put
[7008] crucifix. Our Saviour. Wake up in the dead of night and see him on the
[7024] confession, the absolution. Increase and multiply. Did you ever hear
[7025] such an idea? Eat you out of house and home. No families themselves to
[7026] feed. Living on the fat of the land. Their butteries and larders. I’d
[7027] like to see them do the black fast Yom Kippur. Crossbuns. One meal and a
[7031] for number one. Watching his water. Bring your own bread and butter. His
[7035] too. Potatoes and marge, marge and potatoes. It’s after they feel it.
[7048] J’s son must have swallowed a good bellyful of that sewage. One and
[7076] He halted again and bought from the old applewoman two Banbury cakes for
[7077] a penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into
[7081] Aware of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his
[7088] quite enough. Lot of thanks I get. Not even a caw. They spread foot and
[7093] His eyes sought answer from the river and saw a rowboat rock at anchor
[7133] barreltone voice. He has legs like barrels and you’d think he was
[7144] his foreboard, crammed it into his mouth and munched as he walked. Our
[7146] street. Just keep skin and bone together, bread and skilly. They are not
[7170] buttering themselves in and out. Molly tasting it, her veil up. Sister?
[7188] like a glove, shoulders and hips. Just beginning to plump it out well.
[7192] Dockrell’s, one and ninepence a dozen. Milly’s tubbing night.
[7211] or oakroom of the Mansion house. He and I behind. Sheet of her music
[7215] concerts. Positively last appearance on any stage. May be for months and
[7218] skirts and her boa nearly smothered old Goodwin. She did get flushed
[7219] in the wind. Remember when we got home raking up the fire and frying up
[7221] liked. And the mulled rum. Could see her in the bedroom from the hearth
[7224] Swish and soft flop her stays made on the bed. Always warm from her.
[7252] Going to crop up all day, I foresee. Who’s dead, when and what did he
[7271] —And your lord and master?
[7279] Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured out
[7284] hunger that way. Pleasure or pain is it? Penny dinner. Knife and fork
[7325] —And now he’s going round to Mr Menton’s office. He’s going to
[7328] She folded the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch.
[7331] best days. Wispish hair over her ears. And that dowdy toque: three old
[7362] —Yes, Mrs Breen said. And a houseful of kids at home. It’s a very
[7384] a stick and an umbrella dangled to his stride.
[7405] in skimpy frockcoat and blue canvas shoes shuffled out of Harrison’s
[7407] times. He suffered her to overtake him without surprise and thrust
[7416] And that other old mosey lunatic in those duds. Hard time she must have
[7431] made the world. The way they spring those questions on you. And the
[7437] and general, exc. cuisine, housemaid kept. Wanted live man for spirit
[7439] James Carlisle made that. Six and a half per cent dividend. Made a big
[7441] the toady news. Our gracious and popular vicereine. Bought the Irish
[7443] and rode out with the Ward Union staghounds at the enlargement yesterday
[7447] First to the meet and in at the death. Strong as a brood mare some of
[7453] wraps and black underclothes in the Shelbourne hotel. Divorced Spanish
[7462] and milk and soda lunch in the educational dairy. Y. M. C. A. Eating
[7463] with a stopwatch, thirtytwo chews to the minute. And still his
[7467] marching along bareheaded and his eldest boy carrying one in a
[7492] and five tiresome pounds multiply by twenty decimal system encourage
[7493] people to put by money save hundred and ten and a bit twentyone years
[7499] Funny sight two of them together, their bellies out. Molly and Mrs
[7513] thrilling from the air. Apjohn, myself and Owen Goldberg up in the trees
[7519] belts. Policeman’s lot is oft a happy one. They split up in groups and
[7534] being lagged they let him have it hot and heavy in the bridewell.
[7541] oughtn’t to have got myself swept along with those medicals. And the
[7543] know that young Dixon who dressed that sting for me in the Mater and now
[7555] The Butter exchange band. Few years’ time half of them magistrates and
[7565] against a backdoor. Maul her a bit. Then the next thing on the menu. And
[7589] our lovely land. Gammon and spinach. Dublin Bakery Company’s tearoom.
[7593] up with meat and drink. Michaelmas goose. Here’s a good lump of thyme
[7595] before it gets too cold. Halffed enthusiasts. Penny roll and a walk with
[7615] his notice to quit. They buy the place up with gold and still they have
[7617] after age. Pyramids in sand. Built on bread and onions. Slaves Chinese
[7625] this hour. Feel as if I had been eaten and spewed.
[7629] Hope they have liver and bacon today. Nature abhors a vacuum.
[7631] The sun freed itself slowly and lit glints of light among the silverware
[7636] coincidence. Course hundreds of times you think of a person and don’t
[7640] his high horse, cocked hat, puffed, powdered and shaved. Look at the
[7646] That’s the fascination: the name. All a bit touched. Mad Fanny and
[7649] Meath. Apply for the Chiltern Hundreds and retire into public life. The
[7652] grave and lead him out of the house of commons by the arm.
[7658] They passed from behind Mr Bloom along the curbstone. Beard and bicycle.
[7661] And there he is too. Now that’s really a coincidence: second time.
[7670] His eyes followed the high figure in homespun, beard and bicycle,
[7672] weggebobbles and fruit. Don’t eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes
[7690] He crossed at Nassau street corner and stood before the window of Yeates
[7691] and Son, pricing the fieldglasses. Or will I drop into old Harris’s
[7692] and have a chat with young Sinclair? Wellmannered fellow. Probably at
[7697] trains and cloakrooms. What do they be thinking about? Women too.
[7699] daughter’s bag and hand it to her at Limerick junction. Unclaimed
[7706] He faced about and, standing between the awnings, held out his right
[7721] it on with a trowel. Cap in hand goes through the land. Not go in and
[7750] la femme. Up in the Coombe with chummies and streetwalkers and then the
[7759] Coarse red: fun for drunkards: guffaw and smoke. Take off that white
[7771] silkdames and dowagers, jingle of harnesses, hoofthuds lowringing in the
[7796] High voices. Sunwarm silk. Jingling harnesses. All for a woman, home and
[7830] young man polished his tumbler knife fork and spoon with his napkin.
[7836] others see us. Hungry man is an angry man. Working tooth and jaw.
[7842] —Roast beef and cabbage.
[7851] Couldn’t eat a morsel here. Fellow sharpening knife and fork to
[7853] chewing the cud. Before and after. Grace after meals. Look on this
[7857] He gazed round the stooled and tabled eaters, tightening the wings of
[7862] —One corned and cabbage.
[7872] up: it splashed yellow near his boot. A diner, knife and fork upright,
[7887] —Roast and mashed here.
[7891] Every fellow for his own, tooth and nail. Gulp. Grub. Gulp. Gobstuff.
[7893] He came out into clearer air and turned back towards Grafton street. Eat
[7897] with porringers and tommycans to be filled. Devour contents in the
[7899] mother’s son don’t talk of your provosts and provost of Trinity
[7900] women and children cabmen priests parsons fieldmarshals archbishops.
[7908] big as the Phoenix park. Harpooning flitches and hindquarters out of it.
[7910] it. Soup, joint and sweet. Never know whose thoughts you’re chewing.
[7911] Then who’d wash up all the plates and forks? Might be all feeding on
[7912] tabloids that time. Teeth getting worse and worse.
[7916] of onions mushrooms truffles. Pain to the animal too. Pluck and draw
[7919] bob. Bubble and squeak. Butchers’ buckets wobbly lights. Give us that
[7920] brisket off the hook. Plup. Rawhead and bloody bones. Flayed glasseyed
[7922] nosejam on sawdust. Top and lashers going out. Don’t maul them pieces,
[7931] now and then. But in leapyear once in four. Cashed a cheque for me once.
[7941] —Tiptop... Let me see. I’ll take a glass of burgundy and... let me
[7945] and his descendants musterred and bred there. Potted meats. What is home
[7948] meat. Cannibals would with lemon and rice. White missionary too salty.
[7953] concoction. Cauls mouldy tripes windpipes faked and minced up. Puzzle
[7954] find the meat. Kosher. No meat and milk together. Hygiene that was what
[7955] they call now. Yom Kippur fast spring cleaning of inside. Peace and war
[7956] depend on some fellow’s digestion. Religions. Christmas turkeys and
[7957] geese. Slaughter of innocents. Eat drink and be merry. Then casual wards
[8004] It grew bigger and bigger and bigger.
[8007] Part shares and part profits.
[8014] raised his eyes and met the stare of a bilious clock. Two. Pub clock
[8022] He smellsipped the cordial juice and, bidding his throat strongly to
[8029] Nosey Flynn snuffled and scratched. Flea having a good square meal.
[8045] smile upon each feature plays with such and such replete. Too much fat
[8048] —And here’s himself and pepper on him, Nosey Flynn said. Can you
[8067] Vintners’ sweepstake. Licensed for the sale of beer, wine and spirits
[8078] He went towards the window and, taking up the pettycash book, scanned
[8083] Rothschild’s filly, with wadding in her ears. Blue jacket and yellow
[8084] cap. Bad luck to big Ben Dollard and his John O’Gaunt. He put me off
[8094] forget. Go and lose more. Fool and his money. Dewdrop coming down again.
[8100] Wine soaked and softened rolled pith of bread mustard a moment mawkish
[8112] good. Gaudy colour warns you off. One fellow told another and so on. Try
[8117] out? Garbage, sewage they feed on. Fizz and Red bank oysters. Effect
[8122] blue and green again. Dinner of thirty courses. Each dish harmless might
[8126] then the others copy to be in the fashion. Milly too rock oil and flour.
[8142] filleted lemon sole, miss Dubedat? Yes, do bedad. And she did bedad.
[8162] mouth. Yum. Softly she gave me in my mouth the seedcake warm and chewed.
[8173] Me. And me now.
[8182] she did Pygmalion and Galatea what would she say first? Mortal! Put you
[8185] and turnips, bottle of Allsop. Nectar imagine it drinking electricity:
[8187] And we stuffing food in one hole and out behind: food, chyle, blood,
[8193] do there to do. A man and ready he drained his glass to the lees and
[8218] before yesterday and he coming out of that Irish farm dairy John Wyse
[8223] —And is he doing for the Freeman? Davy Byrne said.
[8239] —Very much so, Nosey Flynn said. Ancient free and accepted order.
[8240] He’s an excellent brother. Light, life and love, by God. They give him
[8255] and swore her in on the spot a master mason. That was one of the saint
[8260] —And is that a fact? Decent quiet man he is. I often saw him in here
[8261] and I never once saw him—you know, over the line.
[8280] —Nothing in black and white, Nosey Flynn said.
[8282] Paddy Leonard and Bantam Lyons came in. Tom Rochford followed frowning,
[8304] For answer Tom Rochford pressed his hand to his breastbone and
[8314] Cold water and gingerpop! Two fellows that would suck whisky off a sore
[8327] Tom Rochford nodded and drank.
[8334] —Tell us if you’re worth your salt and be damned to you, Paddy
[8346] two of your small Jamesons after that and a...
[8357] cobblestones and lapped it with new zest. Surfeit. Returned with thanks
[8362] Ought to be a hall or a place where inventors could go in and invent
[8374] turned back his thoughts. They could: and watch it all the way down,
[8406] and passed the reverend Thomas Connellan’s bookstore. Why I left the
[8424] line and saw again the dyeworks’ van drawn up before Drago’s. Where
[8458] The blind stripling tapped the curbstone and went on his way, drawing
[8485] And with a woman, for instance. More shameless not seeing. That girl
[8506] and trousers and, pulling aside his shirt gently, felt a slack fold of
[8510] He withdrew his hand and pulled his dress to.
[8514] born that way? All those women and children excursion beanfeast burned
[8515] and drowned in New York. Holocaust. Karma they call that transmigration
[8522] cracking a magnum. Tales of the bench and assizes and annals of the
[8530] topers in wigs. Bear with a sore paw. And may the Lord have mercy on

9. Scylla and Charybdis

[8594] —And we have, have we not, those priceless pages of Wilhelm Meister.
[8599] He came a step a sinkapace forward on neatsleather creaking and a step
[8611] he gave his large ear all to the attendant’s words: heard them: and
[8644] And one more to hail him: ave, rabbi: the Tinahely twelve. In the shadow
[8672] —And has remained so, one should hope, John Eglinton sedately said.
[8677] Formless spiritual. Father, Word and Holy Breath. Allfather, the
[8699] and undramatic monologue, as shallow as Plato’s.
[8710] allhorse. Streams of tendency and eons they worship. God: noise in the
[8738] world are born out of the dreams and visions in a peasant’s heart on
[8740] living mother. The rarefied air of the academy and the arena produce the
[8771] Sumptuous and stagnant exaggeration of murder.
[8774] for nothing was he a butcher’s son, wielding the sledded poleaxe and
[8782] Whelps and dams of murderous foes whom none
[8784] Between the Saxon smile and yankee yawp. The devil and the deep sea.
[8814] —Shakespeare has left the huguenot’s house in Silver street and
[8823] ghost, the king, a king and no king, and the player is Shakespeare who
[8832] young Hamlet and to the son of his body, Hamnet Shakespeare, who has
[8835] Is it possible that that player Shakespeare, a ghost by absence, and in
[8851] l’Isle has said. Peeping and prying into greenroom gossip of the day,
[8852] the poet’s drinking, the poet’s debts. We have King Lear: and it is
[8857] Flow over them with your waves and with your waters, Mananaan,
[8891] I that sinned and prayed and fasted.
[8895] I, I and I. I.
[8904] saw him into and out of the world. She took his first embraces. She bore
[8905] his children and she laid pennies on his eyes to keep his eyelids closed
[8916] —The world believes that Shakespeare made a mistake, he said, and got
[8917] out of it as quickly and as best he could.
[8920] errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
[8923] softcreakfooted, bald, eared and assiduous.
[8929] —Dialectic, Stephen answered: and from his mother how to bring
[8933] from the archons of Sinn Fein and their naggin of hemlock.
[8942] —He had a good groatsworth of wit, Stephen said, and no truant memory.
[8946] the studded bridle and her blue windows. That memory, Venus and Adonis,
[8948] shrew illfavoured? Hortensio calls her young and beautiful. Do you think
[8949] the writer of Antony and Cleopatra, a passionate pilgrim, had his
[8951] Warwickshire to lie withal? Good: he left her and gained the world
[8955] blame. She put the comether on him, sweet and twentysix. The greyeyed
[8960] And my turn? When?
[8973] A tall figure in bearded homespun rose from shadow and unveiled its
[9003] said, friendly and earnest. Mr Russell, rumour has it, is gathering
[9013] ashplanthandle over his knee. My casque and sword. Touch lightly with
[9020] Young Colum and Starkey. George Roberts is doing the commercial part.
[9026] Miss Mitchell’s joke about Moore and Martyn? That Moore is Martyn’s
[9028] and Sancho Panza. Our national epic has yet to be written, Dr Sigerson
[9031] the grand old tongue. And his Dulcinea? James Stephens is doing some
[9058] He creaked to and fro, tiptoing up nearer heaven by the altitude of a
[9059] chopine, and, covered by the noise of outgoing, said low:
[9071] from hue and cry. Knowing no vixen, walking lonely in the chase. Women
[9073] bully tapsters’ wives. Fox and geese. And in New Place a slack
[9076] grave and unforgiven.
[9082] Rest suddenly possessed the discreet vaulted cell, rest of warm and
[9093] Thoth, god of libraries, a birdgod, moonycrowned. And I heard the voice
[9101] enigmatic. We know nothing but that he lived and suffered. Not even so
[9125] —As we, or mother Dana, weave and unweave our bodies, Stephen said,
[9126] from day to day, their molecules shuttled to and fro, so does the artist
[9127] weave and unweave his image. And as the mole on my right breast is where
[9132] which I am and that which in possibility I may come to be. So in the
[9160] the hell of time of King Lear, Othello, Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida,
[9161] look to see when and how the shadow lifts. What softens the heart of a
[9176] sun, west of the moon: Tir na n-og. Booted the twain and staved.
[9179] Three score and ten, sir.
[9203] of all experience, material and moral. Such an appeal will touch him.
[9210] the public. And we ought to mention another Irish commentator, Mr George
[9219] Felicitously he ceased and held a meek head among them, auk’s egg,
[9222] He thous and thees her with grave husbandwords. Dost love, Miriam? Dost
[9230] and had made himself a coistrel gentleman and he had written Romeo
[9231] and Juliet. Why? Belief in himself has been untimely killed. He was
[9232] overborne in a cornfield first (ryefield, I should say) and he will
[9234] of laugh and lie down. Assumed dongiovannism will not save him. No later
[9240] like fate awaits him and the two rages commingle in a whirlpool.
[9242] They list. And in the porches of their ears I pour.
[9247] with that knowledge in the life to come. The poisoning and the beast
[9251] Ravisher and ravished, what he would but would not, go with him from
[9280] He Who Himself begot middler the Holy Ghost and Himself sent Himself,
[9281] Agenbuyer, between Himself and others, Who, put upon by His fiends,
[9282] stripped and whipped, was nailed like bat to barndoor, starved on
[9284] and there these nineteen hundred years sitteth on the right hand of His
[9285] Own Self but yet shall come in the latter day to doom the quick and dead
[9295] and of Shakespeare. All sides of life should be represented.
[9332] Of course it’s all paradox, don’t you know, Hughes and hews and
[9344] For a plump of pressmen. Humour wet and dry.
[9374] Joyfully he thrust message and envelope into a pocket but keened in a
[9377] —It’s what I’m telling you, mister honey, it’s queer and sick we
[9378] were, Haines and myself, the time himself brought it in. ’Twas murmur
[9379] we did for a gallus potion would rouse a friar, I’m thinking, and
[9380] he limp with leching. And we one hour and two hours and three hours in
[9385] —And we to be there, mavrone, and you to be unbeknownst sending us
[9417] and offering a card. From the Freeman. He wants to see the files of the
[9448] He jumped up and snatched the card.
[9472] in whom a score of heroes slept, and handed it to poor Penelope. Twenty
[9473] years he lived in London and, during part of that time, he drew a salary
[9481] there between conjugial love and its chaste delights and scortatory love
[9482] and its foul pleasures. You know Manningham’s story of the burgher’s
[9484] III and how Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing,
[9485] took the cow by the horns and, when Burbage came knocking at the gate,
[9487] Richard III. And the gay lakin, mistress Fitton, mount and cry O, and
[9489] suited for a player, and the punks of the bankside, a penny a time.
[9494] —The height of fine society. And sir William Davenant of Oxford’s
[9501] —And Harry of six wives’ daughter. And other lady friends from
[9506] Do and do. Thing done. In a rosery of Fetter lane of Gerard, herbalist,
[9509] Afar, in a reek of lust and squalor, hands are laid on whiteness.
[9525] —It seems so, Stephen said, when he wants to do for him, and for all
[9526] other and singular uneared wombs, the holy office an ostler does for the
[9529] deeds are rank in that ghost’s mind: a broken vow and the dullbrained
[9538] between the day she married him and the day she buried him. All those
[9539] women saw their men down and under: Mary, her goodman John, Ann, her
[9540] poor dear Willun, when he went and died on her, raging that he was the
[9541] first to go, Joan, her four brothers, Judith, her husband and all her
[9560] And therefore he left out her name
[9564] And in London. And therefore when he was urged,
[9584] and landed estate at Stratford and a house in Ireland yard, a capitalist
[9589] —It is clear that there were two beds, a best and a secondbest, Mr
[9592] —Separatio a mensa et a thalamo, bettered Buck Mulligan and was smiled
[9598] —Antiquity mentions that Stagyrite schoolurchin and bald heathen sage,
[9599] Stephen said, who when dying in exile frees and endows his slaves, pays
[9601] his dead wife and bids his friends be kind to an old mistress (don’t
[9602] forget Nell Gwynn Herpyllis) and let her live in his villa.
[9611] William Shakespeare and company, limited. The people’s William. For
[9616] hands and said: All we can say is that life ran very high in those days.
[9627] cake and have it.
[9631] —And the sense of property, Stephen said. He drew Shylock out of his
[9632] own long pocket. The son of a maltjobber and moneylender he was himself
[9633] a cornjobber and moneylender, with ten tods of corn hoarded in the
[9636] He sued a fellowplayer for the price of a few bags of malt and exacted
[9638] Aubrey’s ostler and callboy get rich quick? All events brought grist
[9640] hanging and quartering of the queen’s leech Lopez, his jew’s heart
[9641] being plucked forth while the sheeny was yet alive: Hamlet and Macbeth
[9645] enthusiasm. Warwickshire jesuits are tried and we have a porter’s
[9646] theory of equivocation. The Sea Venture comes home from Bermudas and the
[9684] wise and curious way to an avarice of the emotions. He means that the
[9712] rare as a motorcar is now and that its carvings were the wonder of seven
[9714] at New Place and drank a quart of sack the town council paid for but in
[9715] which bed he slept it skills not to ask) and heard she had a soul. She
[9717] and, loosing her nightly waters on the jordan, she thought over Hooks
[9718] and Eyes for Believers’ Breeches and The most Spiritual Snuffbox to
[9725] man’s worst enemies shall be those of his own house and family. I feel
[9751] night. From hour to hour it rots and rots. He rests, disarmed
[9753] Boccaccio’s Calandrino was the first and last man who felt himself
[9756] begetter to only begotten. On that mystery and not on the madonna which
[9758] founded and founded irremovably because founded, like the world, macro
[9759] and microcosm, upon the void. Upon incertitude, upon unlikelihood. Amor
[9760] matris, subjective and objective genitive, may be the only true thing
[9773] annals of the world, stained with all other incests and bestialities,
[9795] father of his own son merely but, being no more a son, he was and felt
[9816] Cleopatra, fleshpot of Egypt, and Cressid and Venus are we may guess.
[9834] one time mass he did and he seen his brud Maister Wull the playwriter
[9836] sausage filled Gilbert’s soul. He is nowhere: but an Edmund and a
[9865] is dear to him, as dear as the coat and crest he toadied for, on a bend
[9871] night, and by night it shone over delta in Cassiopeia, the recumbent
[9875] Shottery and from her arms.
[9881] And from her arms.
[9883] Wait to be wooed and won. Ay, meacock. Who will woo you?
[9904] Me, Magee and Mulligan.
[9907] Newhaven-Dieppe, steerage passenger. Paris and back. Lapwing. Icarus.
[9916] The third brother that always marries the sleeping beauty and wins the
[9939] —Come, he said. Let us hear what you have to say of Richard and
[9942] —In asking you to remember those two noble kinsmen nuncle Richie and
[9961] Ann (what’s in a name?), woos and wins her, a whoreson merry widow.
[9966] Edmund figures lifted out of Sidney’s Arcadia and spatchcocked on to a
[9971] Que voulez-vous? Moore would say. He puts Bohemia on the seacoast and
[9979] breaks his staff, buries it certain fathoms in the earth and drowns his
[9985] and left in him a strong inclination to evil. The words are those of
[9986] my lords bishops of Maynooth. An original sin and, like original sin,
[9990] and peace have not done it away. It is in infinite variety everywhere
[9992] like It, in The Tempest, in Hamlet, in Measure for Measure—and in all
[9999] —The truth is midway, he affirmed. He is the ghost and the prince. He
[10003] five. All in all. In Cymbeline, in Othello he is bawd and cuckold. He
[10004] acts and is acted on. Lover of an ideal or a perversion, like José he
[10012] —And what a character is Iago! undaunted John Eglinton exclaimed.
[10018] he has always been, man and boy, a silent witness and there, his journey
[10020] motion is ended. Gravediggers bury Hamlet père and Hamlet fils. A king
[10021] and a prince at last in death, with incidental music. And, what though
[10022] murdered and betrayed, bewept by all frail tender hearts for, Dane or
[10025] Prospero, the good man rewarded, Lizzie, grandpa’s lump of love, and
[10034] the folio of this world and wrote it badly (He gave us light first and
[10037] in all of us, ostler and butcher, and would be bawd and cuckold too but
[10044] Suddenly happied he jumped up and reached in a stride John Eglinton’s
[10077] going to visit the present duke, Piper says, and prove to him that his
[10093] Buck Mulligan stood up from his laughing scribbling, laughing: and then
[10097] Mecklenburgh street and found him deep in the study of the Summa contra
[10098] Gentiles in the company of two gonorrheal ladies, Fresh Nelly and
[10106] and offals.
[10115] Buck Mulligan flaunted his slip and panama.
[10164] playbox, Haines and I, the plumbers’ hall. Our players are creating a
[10170] Forgot: any more than he forgot the whipping lousy Lucy gave him. And
[10171] left the femme de trente ans. And why no other children born? And his
[10176] The dour recluse still there (he has his cake) and the douce youngling,
[10181] —Longworth and M’Curdy Atkinson were there...
[10190] And that filibustering filibeg
[10200] black to be like nature. Only crows, priests and English coal are black.
[10206] a job on the paper and then you go and slate her drivel to Jaysus.
[10209] He went on and down, mopping, chanting with waving graceful arms:
[10240] and ) (two birds with one stone)
[10244] and
[10246] He laughed, lolling a to and fro head, walking on, followed by Stephen:
[10247] and mirthfully he told the shadows, souls of men:
[10290] from the housetops two plumes of smoke ascended, pluming, and in a flaw
[10297] And let our crooked smokes climb to their nostrils

10. Wandering Rocks

[10315] sisters of charity and held out a peaked cap for alms towards the very
[10320] of soldiers and sailors, whose legs had been shot off by cannonballs,
[10321] ending their days in some pauper ward, and of cardinal Wolsey’s
[10324] leaves: and towards him came the wife of Mr David Sheehy M.P.
[10326] —Very well, indeed, father. And you, father?
[10329] probably for the waters. And her boys, were they getting on well at
[10331] And Mr Sheehy himself? Still in London. The house was still sitting, to
[10337] Iooking so well and he begged to be remembered to Mr David Sheehy M.P.
[10342] Father Conmee doffed his silk hat and smiled, as he took leave, at the
[10343] jet beads of her mantilla inkshining in the sun. And smiled yet again,
[10346] Father Conmee walked and, walking, smiled for he thought on Father
[10347] Bernard Vaughan’s droll eyes and cockney voice.
[10351] A zealous man, however. Really he was. And really did great good in his
[10352] way. Beyond a doubt. He loved Ireland, he said, and he loved the Irish.
[10358] square. Yes: they were from Belvedere. The little house. Aha. And were
[10359] they good boys at school? O. That was very good now. And what was his
[10360] name? Jack Sohan. And his name? Ger. Gallaher. And the other little man?
[10363] Father Conmee gave a letter from his breast to Master Brunny Lynam and
[10368] The boys sixeyed Father Conmee and laughed:
[10374] Master Brunny Lynam ran across the road and put Father Conmee’s letter
[10376] Conmee smiled and nodded and smiled and walked along Mountjoy square
[10381] trousers, canary gloves and pointed patent boots, walking with grave
[10388] farther footpath along which she sailed. And Father Conmee smiled and
[10391] A fine carriage she had. Like Mary, queen of Scots, something. And to
[10395] Father Conmee walked down Great Charles street and glanced at the shutup
[10401] Father Conmee turned the corner and walked along the North Circular
[10410] Joseph’s church, Portland row. For aged and virtuous females.
[10415] nobleman. And now it was an office or something.
[10417] Father Conmee began to walk along the North Strand road and was saluted
[10419] Conmee saluted Mr William Gallagher and perceived the odours that came
[10420] from baconflitches and ample cools of butter. He passed Grogan’s
[10421] the Tobacconist against which newsboards leaned and told of a dreadful
[10427] of which two unlabouring men lounged. They saluted him and were saluted.
[10431] of hay. A constable on his beat saluted Father Conmee and Father Conmee
[10433] Conmee observed pig’s puddings, white and black and red, lie neatly
[10438] straw seated amidships, smoking and staring at a branch of poplar above
[10439] him. It was idyllic: and Father Conmee reflected on the providence of
[10441] out and bring it to town and hamlet to make fires in the houses of poor
[10456] and five pennies chuted from his other plump glovepalm into his purse.
[10460] for a journey so short and cheap. Father Conmee liked cheerful decorum.
[10463] Conmee had finished explaining and looked down. His wife, Father Conmee
[10466] tiptapping her small gloved fist on her opening mouth and smiled tinily,
[10476] At Annesley bridge the tram halted and, when it was about to go, an old
[10478] bellstrap to stay the car for her. She passed out with her basket and
[10479] a marketnet: and Father Conmee saw the conductor help her and net and
[10480] basket down: and Father Conmee thought that, as she had nearly passed
[10489] Father Conmee thought of the souls of black and brown and yellow men and
[10490] of his sermon on saint Peter Claver S. J. and the African mission and of
[10491] the propagation of the faith and of the millions of black and brown and
[10501] conductor and saluted in his turn.
[10503] The Malahide road was quiet. It pleased Father Conmee, road and name.
[10505] immediate hereditary lord admiral of Malahide and the seas adjoining.
[10506] Then came the call to arms and she was maid, wife and widow in one day.
[10511] Barony and of the book that might be written about jesuit houses and of
[10517] jealous lord Belvedere and not her confessor if she had not committed
[10520] women did. Only God knew and she and he, her husband’s brother.
[10523] man’s race on earth, and of the ways of God which were not our ways.
[10525] Don John Conmee walked and moved in times of yore. He was humane and
[10526] honoured there. He bore in mind secrets confessed and he smiled at
[10528] clusters. And the hands of a bride and of a bridegroom, noble to noble,
[10536] said. A just and homely word.
[10540] Clongowes field. He walked there, reading in the evening, and heard
[10544] Father Conmee drew off his gloves and took his rededged breviary out. An
[10549] Father Conmee read in secret Pater and Ave and crossed his breast. Deus
[10552] He walked calmly and read mutely the nones, walking and reading till he
[10556] A flushed young man came from a gap of a hedge and after him came a
[10558] his cap abruptly: the young woman abruptly bent and with slow care
[10561] Father Conmee blessed both gravely and turned a thin page of his
[10565] Corny Kelleher closed his long daybook and glanced with his drooping eye
[10567] went to it and, spinning it on its axle, viewed its shape and brass
[10568] furnishings. Chewing his blade of hay he laid the coffinlid by and came
[10570] and leaned against the doorcase, looking idly out.
[10574] Corny Kelleher locked his largefooted boots and gazed, his hat
[10595] skirting Rabaiotti’s icecream car, and jerked himself up Eccles
[10601] He swung himself violently forward past Katey and Boody Dedalus, halted
[10602] and growled:
[10604] —home and beauty.
[10609] A stout lady stopped, took a copper coin from her purse and dropped it
[10611] at the unheeding windows, sank his head and swung himself forward four
[10614] He halted and growled angrily:
[10622] towards a window and bayed deeply:
[10604] —home and beauty.
[10628] slipped from the sash and fell. A plump bare generous arm shone, was
[10629] seen, held forth from a white petticoatbodice and taut shiftstraps. A
[10633] One of the urchins ran to it, picked it up and dropped it into the
[10638] Katey and Boody Dedalus shoved in the door of the closesteaming kitchen.
[10643] twice with her potstick and wiped her brow.
[10654] Boody stamped her foot and threw her satchel on the table.
[10658] Katey went to the range and peered with squinting eyes.
[10670] —And what’s in this?
[10684] Boody sat down at the table and said hungrily:
[10706] around the bridgepiers, sailing eastward past hulls and anchorchains,
[10707] between the Customhouse old dock and George’s quay.
[10711] and a small jar.
[10715] —Yes, sir, the blond girl said. And the fruit on top.
[10719] She bestowed fat pears neatly, head by tail, and among them ripe
[10722] Blazes Boylan walked here and there in new tan shoes about the
[10723] fruitsmelling shop, lifting fruits, young juicy crinkled and plump red
[10730] his fob and held it at its chain’s length.
[10741] The blond girl handed him a docket and pencil.
[10745] Blazes Boylan at the counter wrote and pushed the docket to her.
[10767] Bending archly she reckoned again fat pears and blushing peaches.
[10802] an instant and turned quickly towards a Dalkey tram.
[10818] far back in her drawer and rolled a sheet of gaudy notepaper into her
[10822] Change it and get another by Mary Cecil Haye.
[10824] The disk shot down the groove, wobbled a while, ceased and ogled them:
[10831] Five tallwhitehatted sandwichmen between Monypeny’s corner and the
[10833] L. Y.’S and plodded back as they had come.
[10836] soubrette, and, listlessly lolling, scribbled on the jotter sixteens and
[10837] capital esses. Mustard hair and dauby cheeks. She’s not nicelooking,
[10840] concertina skirt like Susy Nagle’s. They kick out grand. Shannon and
[10847] Only those two, sir, for Belfast and Liverpool. All right, sir. Then
[10849] Twentyseven and six. I’ll tell him. Yes: one, seven, six.
[10861] —Ringabella and Crosshaven, a voice replied groping for foothold.
[10868] soft flame and was let fall. At their feet its red speck died: and
[10878] and the original jews’ temple was here too before they built their
[10897] seedbags and points of vantage on the floor.
[10899] From a long face a beard and gaze hung on a chessboard.
[10911] He followed his guest to the outlet and then whirled his lath away among
[10913] abbey where draymen were loading floats with sacks of carob and palmnut
[10937] slapped a piebald haunch quivering near him and cried:
[10941] He turned to J. J. O’Molloy and asked:
[10945] With gaping mouth and head far back he stood still and, after an
[10953] soul... night before last... and there was a hell of a lot of draught...
[10970] the costbag of Goulding, Collis and Ward and heard rustling from the
[10972] female with false teeth smiling incredulously and a black silk skirt of
[10981] can see what turn is on and what turns are over.
[10985] He slid in a disk for himself: and watched it shoot, wobble, ogle, stop:
[10988] —I’ll see him now in the Ormond, Lenehan said, and sound him. One
[11014] like a bloody gaspipe and there was the poor devil stuck down in it,
[11016] vest and all, with the rope round him. And be damned but he got the rope
[11017] round the poor devil and the two were hauled up.
[11026] and chain?
[11033] —O. Madden, Lenehan said. And a game filly she is.
[11046] They went up the steps and under Merchants’ arch. A darkbacked figure
[11055] —He’s dead nuts on sales, M’Coy said. I was with him one day and
[11057] were fine plates in it worth double the money, the stars and the moon
[11058] and comets with long tails. Astronomy it was about.
[11065] They crossed to the metal bridge and went along Wellington quay by the
[11069] Fehrenbach’s, carrying a pound and a half of porksteaks.
[11073] mayor was there, Val Dillon it was, and sir Charles Cameron and Dan
[11074] Dawson spoke and there was music. Bartell d’Arcy sang and Benjamin
[11087] catering and yours truly was chief bottlewasher. Bloom and the wife were
[11088] there. Lashings of stuff we put up: port wine and sherry and curacoa to
[11089] which we did ample justice. Fast and furious it was. After liquids came
[11090] solids. Cold joints galore and mince pies...
[11097] all the jollification and when we sallied forth it was blue o’clock
[11099] winter’s night on the Featherbed Mountain. Bloom and Chris Callinan
[11100] were on one side of the car and I was with the wife on the other. We
[11101] started singing glees and duets: Lo, the early beam of morning. She was
[11108] —I was tucking the rug under her and settling her boa all the time.
[11112] delight, his body shrinking, and blew a sweet chirp from his lips.
[11115] gamey mare and no mistake. Bloom was pointing out all the stars and the
[11116] comets in the heavens to Chris Callinan and the jarvey: the great bear
[11117] and Hercules and the dragon, and the whole jingbang lot. But, by God,
[11119] last she spotted a weeny weeshy one miles away. And what star is that,
[11124] Lenehan stopped and leaned on the riverwall, panting with soft laughter.
[11128] M’Coy’s white face smiled about it at instants and grew grave.
[11129] Lenehan walked on again. He lifted his yachtingcap and scratched his
[11143] He laid both books aside and glanced at the third: Tales of the Ghetto
[11154] unbuttoned waistcoat and bore them off behind the dingy curtain.
[11156] On O’Connell bridge many persons observed the grave deportment and gay
[11173] wondrous gowns and costliest frillies. For him! For Raoul!
[11185] queenly shoulders and heaving embonpoint. An imperceptible smile played
[11199] chancery, king’s bench, exchequer and common pleas, having heard in
[11204] and Guarantee Corporation.
[11207] curtains. The shopman’s uncombed grey head came out and his unshaven
[11210] and bent, showing a rawskinned crown, scantily haired.
[11223] twice again and viewed himself in the chalked mirror of the cabinet.
[11226] bell, the cries of the auctioneer within. Four and nine. Those lovely
[11230] The lacquey lifted his handbell and shook it:
[11235] J. A. Jackson, W. E. Wylie, A. Munro and H. T. Gahan, their stretched
[11247] Dilly shrugged her shoulders. Mr Dedalus placed his hands on them and
[11253] He let his head sink suddenly down and forward, hunching his shoulders
[11254] and dropping his underjaw.
[11258] Mr Dedalus drew himself upright and tugged again at his moustache.
[11285] died. But wait awhile. You’ll all get a short shrift and a long day
[11290] He left her and walked on. Dilly followed quickly and pulled his coat.
[11314] two shillings from Jack Power and I spent twopence for a shave for the
[11321] Mr Dedalus thought and nodded.
[11329] for yourself and a bun or a something. I’ll be home shortly.
[11331] He put the other coins in his pocket and started to walk on.
[11355] casualties. And heartrending scenes. Men trampling down women and
[11358] float and the firehose all burst. What I can’t understand is how
[11361] a doubt. Well now, look at that. And America they say is the land of the
[11378] Mr Kernan halted and preened himself before the sloping mirror of Peter
[11387] Gentleman. And now, Mr Crimmins, may we have the honour of your custom
[11391] North wall and sir John Rogerson’s quay, with hulls and anchorchains,
[11402] Aham! Hot spirit of juniper juice warmed his vitals and his breath. Good
[11406] Down there Emmet was hanged, drawn and quartered. Greasy black rope.
[11410] Bad times those were. Well, well. Over and done with. Great topers too.
[11418] Mr Kernan turned and walked down the slope of Watling street by the
[11426] office of Messrs Collis and Ward.
[11441] on the wrong side. They rose in dark and evil days. Fine poem that
[11456] fingers prove a timedulled chain. Dust webbed the window and the
[11458] Dust slept on dull coils of bronze and silver, lozenges of cinnabar, on
[11459] rubies, leprous and winedark stones.
[11463] their brows. Muddy swinesnouts, hands, root and root, gripe and wrest
[11467] rustbearded, sips from a beaker rum and eyes her. A long and seafed
[11468] silent rut. She dances, capers, wagging her sowish haunches and her
[11472] and held it at the point of his Moses’ beard. Grandfather ape gloating
[11475] And you who wrest old images from the burial earth? The brainsick words
[11476] of sophists: Antisthenes. A lore of drugs. Orient and immortal wheat
[11483] The whirr of flapping leathern bands and hum of dynamos from the
[11485] without you and the throb always within. Your heart you sing of. I
[11487] Shatter them, one and both. But stun myself too in the blow. Shatter me
[11488] you who can. Bawd and butcher were the words. I say! Not yet awhile. A
[11491] Yes, quite true. Very large and wonderful and keeps famous time. You say
[11498] proposed gently each to other his bulbous fists. And they are throbbing:
[11501] He turned and halted by the slanted bookcart.
[11505] Tattered pages. The Irish Beekeeper. Life and Miracles of the Curé of
[11514] Binding too good probably. What is this? Eighth and ninth book of Moses.
[11515] Secret of all secrets. Seal of King David. Thumbed pages: read and read.
[11522] Who wrote this? Charms and invocations of the most blessed abbot Peter
[11529] Dilly’s high shoulders and shabby dress.
[11545] My eyes they say she has. Do others see me so? Quick, far and daring.
[11552] She nodded, reddening and closing tight her lips.
[11562] drown me with her, eyes and hair. Lank coils of seaweed hair around me,
[11575] They clasped hands loudly outside Reddy and Daughter’s. Father Cowley
[11593] He looked with vague hope up and down the quay, a big apple bulging in
[11599] He put on his glasses and gazed towards the metal bridge an instant.
[11601] —There he is, by God, he said, arse and pockets.
[11603] Ben Dollard’s loose blue cutaway and square hat above large slops
[11622] He stood beside them beaming, on them first and on his roomy clothes
[11630] —And how is that basso profondo, Benjamin? Father Cowley asked.
[11635] Ben Dollard frowned and, making suddenly a chanter’s mouth, gave forth
[11649] Mary’s abbey past James and Charles Kennedy’s, rectifiers, attended
[11650] by Geraldines tall and personable, towards the Tholsel beyond the ford
[11658] Lobengula and Lynchehaun. He’s well worth seeing, mind you. Come
[11659] along. I saw John Henry Menton casually in the Bodega just now and it
[11665] Ben Dollard halted and stared, his loud orifice open, a dangling button
[11695] He signed to the waiting jarvey who chucked at the reins and set on
[11702] Conmee and laid the whole case before him.
[11712] Alderman Cowley and Councillor Abraham Lyon ascending.
[11719] —Quite right, Martin Cunningham said, taking the list. And put down
[11751] —And long John Fanning is here too, John Wyse Nolan said, as large as
[11756] —Good day, Mr Subsheriff, Martin Cunningham said, as all halted and
[11760] decisively and his large fierce eyes scowled intelligently over all
[11768] to know, to keep order in the council chamber. And old Barlow the
[11770] no quorum even, and Hutchinson, the lord mayor, in Llandudno and little
[11777] assistant town clerk and the subsheriff, while John Wyse Nolan held his
[11782] Jimmy Henry made a grimace and lifted his left foot.
[11787] Testily he made room for himself beside long John Fanning’s flank and
[11788] passed in and up the stairs.
[11809] harness and glossy pasterns in sunlight shimmering. Gaily they went past
[11816] —The lord lieutenantgeneral and general governor of Ireland, John Wyse
[11825] beard and gaze hung intently down on a chessboard.
[11832] John Howard Parnell translated a white bishop quietly and his grey claw
[11834] its screen, his eyes looked quickly, ghostbright, at his foe and fell
[11839] —Two mélanges, Buck Mulligan said. And bring us some scones and
[11840] butter and some cakes as well.
[11862] thoughtfully with thumb and forefinger. Now I am speculating what it
[11869] white death and the ruddy birth. That is his tragedy. He can never be a
[11886] Buck Mulligan slit a steaming scone in two and plastered butter over its
[11889] —Ten years, he said, chewing and laughing. He is going to write
[11901] ships and trawlers, amid an archipelago of corks, beyond new Wapping
[11902] street past Benson’s ferry, and by the threemasted schooner Rosevean
[11908] house and, crossing, walked along Merrion square. Distantly behind him a
[11912] Mr Lewis Werner’s cheerful windows, then turned and strode back along
[11925] brushed rudely from its angle a slender tapping cane and swept onwards,
[11933] the pound and a half of Mangan’s, late Fehrenbach’s, porksteaks he
[11935] blooming dull sitting in the parlour with Mrs Stoer and Mrs Quigley
[11936] and Mrs MacDowell and the blind down and they all at their sniffles
[11937] and sipping sups of the superior tawny sherry uncle Barney brought from
[11938] Tunney’s. And they eating crumbs of the cottage fruitcake, jawing the
[11939] whole blooming time and sighing.
[11943] pelts and putting up their props. From the sidemirrors two mourning
[11951] turned to the right and on his right Master Dignam turned, his cap awry,
[11957] Master Dignam got his collar down and dawdled on. The best pucker going
[11961] him, dodging and all.
[11964] and a swell pair of kicks on him and he listening to what the drunk was
[11965] telling him and grinning all the time.
[11970] his other hand. His collar sprang up again and he tugged it down. The
[11975] tonight. Then they’ll all see it in the paper and read my name printed
[11976] and pa’s name.
[11978] His face got all grey instead of being red like it was and there was a
[11980] were screwing the screws into the coffin: and the bumps when they were
[11983] Pa was inside it and ma crying in the parlour and uncle Barney telling
[11984] the men how to get it round the bend. A big coffin it was, and high and
[11987] for to boose more and he looked butty and short in his shirt. Never see
[11990] saw his tongue and his teeth trying to say it better. Poor pa. That was
[11994] William Humble, earl of Dudley, and lady Dudley, accompanied by
[11997] Courcy and the honourable Gerald Ward A. D. C. in attendance.
[12000] obsequious policemen and proceeded past Kingsbridge along the northern
[12003] him vainly from afar. Between Queen’s and Whitworth bridges lord
[12004] Dudley’s viceregal carriages passed and were unsaluted by Mr
[12009] hailing a car or on foot through Smithfield, Constitution hill and
[12011] the costbag of Goulding, Collis and Ward saw him with surprise.
[12014] about to enter changed her plan and retracing her steps by King’s
[12019] Douce’s head watched and admired. On Ormond quay Mr Simon Dedalus,
[12021] stood still in midstreet and brought his hat low. His Excellency
[12025] Grattan bridge Lenehan and M’Coy, taking leave of each other, watched
[12026] the carriages go by. Passing by Roger Greene’s office and Dollard’s
[12029] the lord and lady lieutenant but she couldn’t see what Her Excellency
[12030] had on because the tram and Spring’s big yellow furniture van had to
[12033] Nolan smiled with unseen coldness towards the lord lieutenantgeneral and
[12036] watches and Henry and James’s wax smartsuited freshcheeked models, the
[12038] and Nosey Flynn watched the approach of the cavalcade. Tom Rochford,
[12040] out of the pockets of his claret waistcoat and doffed his cap to her.
[12041] A charming soubrette, great Marie Kendall, with dauby cheeks and lifted
[12043] Dudley, and upon lieutenantcolonel H. G. Heseltine, and also upon the
[12045] Mulligan gaily, and Haines gravely, gazed down on the viceregal equipage
[12049] first French primer, saw sunshades spanned and wheelspokes spinning
[12056] his left breast and saluted the second carriage. The honourable Gerald
[12058] corner a jaded white flagon H. halted and four tallhatted white
[12060] and carriages. Opposite Pigott’s music warerooms Mr Denis J Maginni,
[12062] a viceroy and unobserved. By the provost’s wall came jauntily Blazes
[12063] Boylan, stepping in tan shoes and socks with skyblue clocks to the
[12066] Blazes Boylan presented to the leaders’ skyblue frontlets and high
[12067] action a skyblue tie, a widebrimmed straw hat at a rakish angle and a
[12069] but he offered to the three ladies the bold admiration of his eyes and
[12073] laddies blared and drumthumped after the cortège:
[12076] And wears no fancy clothes.
[12084] C. Adderly and W. C. Huggard, started in pursuit. Striding past Finn’s
[12091] with the topper and raised also his new black cap with fingers greased
[12096] a brown macintosh, eating dry bread, passed swiftly and unscathed across
[12100] themselves, an umbrella and a bag in which eleven cockles rolled to view
[12101] with wonder the lord mayor and lady mayoress without his golden chain.
[12102] On Northumberland and Lansdowne roads His Excellency acknowledged
[12106] prince consort, in 1849 and the salute of Almidano Artifoni’s sturdy

11. Sirens

[12122] Horrid! And gold flushed more.
[12138] And a call, pure, long and throbbing. Longindying call.
[12182] The spiked and winding cold seahorn. Have you the? Each, and for other,
[12183] plash and silent roar.
[12225] True men. Lid Ker Cow De and Doll. Ay, ay. Like you men. Will lift your
[12247] Miss Douce said yes, sitting with his ex, pearl grey and eau de Nil.
[12288] unheeding him he banged on the counter his tray of chattering china. And
[12323] satin, two and nine a yard, waiting for their teas to draw, and two and
[12327] ring from afar, and heard steelhoofs ringhoof ringsteel.
[12337] gildedlettered where hock and claret glasses shimmered and in their
[12340] —And leave it to my hands, she said.
[12344] Bidding her neck and hands adieu miss Douce
[12349] Miss Kennedy, pouring now a fulldrawn tea, grimaced and prayed:
[12380] Douce huffed and snorted down her nostrils that quivered imperthnthn
[12388] —And your other eye!
[12391] Figather? Gathering figs, I think. And Prosper Loré’s huguenot name.
[12409] Miss Kennedy lipped her cup again, raised, drank a sip and
[12411] nose and rolled droll fattened eyes. Again Kennygiggles, stooping,
[12413] spluttered out of her mouth her tea, choking in tea and laughter,
[12426] shrilldeep, to laughter after laughter. And then laughed more. Greasy I
[12427] knows. Exhausted, breathless, their shaken heads they laid, braided and
[12438] And flushed yet more (you horrid!), more goldenly.
[12466] —That was exceedingly naughty of you, Mr Dedalus told her and pressed
[12478] —You must have been a doaty, miss Douce made answer. And what did the
[12482] you for some fresh water and a half glass of whisky.
[12488] With grace of alacrity towards the mirror gilt Cantrell and Cochrane’s
[12491] pouch and pipe. Alacrity she served. He blew through the flue two husky
[12535] stops. To read only the black ones: round o and crooked ess.
[12539] Girlgold she read and did not glance. Take no notice. She took no notice
[12543] bill down inn my troath and pull upp ah bone?
[12551] He greeted Mr Dedalus and got a nod.
[12571] Mooney’s en ville and in Mooney’s sur mer. He had received the rhino
[12574] He smiled at bronze’s teabathed lips, at listening lips and eyes:
[12577] MacHugh, Dublin’s most brilliant scribe and editor and that minstrel
[12581] After an interval Mr Dedalus raised his grog and
[12593] concert and I never heard such an exquisite player.
[12597] —Didn’t he, miss Kennedy? The real classical, you know. And blind
[12602] He drank and strayed away.
[12608] Tink to her pity cried a diner’s bell. To the door of the bar and
[12622] not happy in your home? Flower to console me and a pin cuts lo.
[12627] For Raoul. He eyed and saw afar on Essex bridge a gay hat riding on a
[12637] —And four.
[12649] and softlier, its buzzing prongs. Longer in dying call.
[12651] Pat paid for diner’s popcorked bottle: and over tumbler, tray and
[12652] popcorked bottle ere he went he whispered, bald and bothered, with miss
[12672] Jingle jaunted by the curb and stopped.
[12674] She rose and closed her reading, rose of Castile: fretted, forlorn,
[12681] —Ask no questions and you’ll hear no lies.
[12686] strode. Yes, gold from anear by bronze from afar. Lenehan heard and knew
[12687] and hailed him:
[12691] Between the car and window, warily walking, went Bloom, unconquered
[12695] —And I from thee...
[12701] hair, a bosom and a rose.
[12705] —What’s your cry? Glass of bitter? Glass of bitter, please, and a
[12710] Cowley’s red lugs and bulging apple in the door of the sheriff’s
[12726] But easily she seized her prey and led it low in triumph.
[12731] lips, looked as it flowed (flower in his coat: who gave him?), and
[12748] —I plunged a bit, said Boylan winking and drinking. Not on my own, you
[12751] Lenehan still drank and grinned at his tilted ale and at miss Douce’s
[12759] clanged. Clock clacked. Fair one of Egypt teased and sorted in the till
[12760] and hummed and handed coins in change. Look to the west. A clack. For
[12777] Sparkling bronze azure eyed Blazure’s skyblue bow and eyes.
[12785] Bronzedouce communing with her rose that sank and rose sought Blazes
[12786] Boylan’s flower and eyes.
[12802] and lost and found it, faltering.
[12824] mirrors, gilded arch for ginger ale, hock and claret glasses shimmering,
[12860] And Bloom? Let me see. Not make him walk twice. His corns. Four now. How
[12873] Power and cider. Bronze by the window, watched, bronze from afar.
[12881] —Love and War, Ben, Mr Dedalus said. God be with old times.
[12892] them. There was a slight difference of opinion between himself and the
[12901] punished keyboard. And by Japers I had no wedding garment.
[12910] diners’ drinks, Richie and Poldy. And Father Cowley laughed again.
[12921] in the coffee palace on Saturdays for a very trifling consideration and
[12928] —By God, she had some luxurious operacloaks and things there.
[12932] —Merrion square style. Balldresses, by God, and court dresses. He
[12934] hats and boleros and trunkhose. What?
[12941] Liver and bacon. Steak and kidney pie. Right, sir. Right, Pat.
[12952] —And kicking.
[12979] while Richie Goulding, Collis, Ward ate steak and kidney, steak then
[13014] And heard steelhoofs ringhoof ring. No, she couldn’t say. But it would
[13023] In liver gravy Bloom mashed mashed potatoes. Love and War someone is.
[13044] Burton, gummy with gristle. No-one here: Goulding and I. Clean tables,
[13045] flowers, mitres of napkins. Pat to and fro. Bald Pat. Nothing to do.
[13087] Mr Dedalus laid his pipe to rest beside the tuningfork and, sitting,
[13102] and Goulding. Princes at meat they raised and drank, Power and cider.
[13116] sovereign in dribs and drabs. And when he’s wanted not a farthing.
[13120] gods of the old Royal with little Peake. And when the first note.
[13135] motives he twined and turned them. All most too new call is lost in all.
[13160] Dollard and Cowley still urged the lingering singer out with it.
[13166] —Ladies and gentlemen, I am most deeply obliged by your kind
[13174] By the sandwichbell in screening shadow Lydia, her bronze and rose, a
[13175] lady’s grace, gave and withheld: as in cool glaucous eau de Nil Mina
[13205] wound a skein round four forkfingers, stretched it, relaxed, and wound
[13208] —Full of hope and all delighted...
[13225] doesn’t break down. Keep a trot for the avenue. His hands and feet
[13265] Fate. Round and round slow. Quick round. We two. All looked. Halt. Down
[13310] first gent with tank and bronze Miss Douce and gold Miss Mina.
[13321] And Richie Goulding drank his Power and Leopold Bloom his cider drank,
[13326] —Seven days in jail, Ben Dollard said, on bread and water. Then
[13337] rank and fame: in Ned Lambert’s ’twas. Good God he never heard in
[13343] night, Si in Ned Lambert’s, Dedalus house, sang ’Twas rank and fame.
[13346] the night he, Richie, heard him, Si Dedalus, sing ’Twas rank and fame
[13357] Bloom ungyved his crisscrossed hands and with slack fingers plucked the
[13358] slender catgut thong. He drew and plucked. It buzz, it twanged. While
[13370] They sing. Forgotten. I too. And one day she with. Leave her: get
[13383] George Lidwell told her really and truly: but she did not believe.
[13385] First gentleman told Mina that was so. She asked him was that so. And
[13393] Better write it here. Quills in the postoffice chewed and twisted.
[13395] Bald Pat at a sign drew nigh. A pen and ink. He went. A pad. He went. A
[13412] Musemathematics. And you think you’re listening to the etherial. But
[13418] hear chords a bit off: feel lost a bit. In and out of sacks, over
[13421] up and down, girls learning. Two together nextdoor neighbours. Ought
[13445] sir. Dear Henry wrote: dear Mady. Got your lett and flow. Hell did I
[13455] crown. My poor little pres: p. o. two and six. Write me a long. Do you
[13467] A hackney car, number three hundred and twentyfour, driver Barton James
[13470] Robert Mesias, tailor and cutter, of number five Eden quay, and wearing
[13472] Brunswick street, hatter. Eh? This is the jingle that joggled and
[13489] Murmured: Messrs Callan, Coleman and Co, limited. Henry wrote:
[13521] Douce now. Douce Lydia. Bronze and rose.
[13523] She had a gorgeous, simply gorgeous, time. And look at the lovely shell
[13526] To the end of the bar to him she bore lightly the spiked and winding
[13538] She held it to her own. And through the sifted light pale gold in
[13551] first make it brown. Buttered toast. O and that lotion mustn’t forget.
[13553] seaweed. Why do they hide their ears with seaweed hair? And Turks the
[13565] Charming, seasmiling and unanswering Lydia on Lidwell smiled.
[13569] By Larry O’Rourke’s, by Larry, bold Larry O’, Boylan swayed and
[13579] played a light bright tinkling measure for tripping ladies, arch and
[13580] smiling, and for their gallants, gentlemen friends. One: one, one, one,
[13596] M’Coy valise. My wife and your wife. Squealing cat. Like tearing silk.
[13622] —Ay do, Ben, Mr Dedalus said. Good men and true.
[13637] seehears lipspeech. One and nine. Penny for yourself. Here. Give
[13638] him twopence tip. Deaf, bothered. But perhaps he has wife and family
[13646] and painful, come from afar, from hoary mountains, called on good men
[13647] and true. The priest he sought. With him would he speak a word.
[13655] Iveagh home. Cubicle number so and so. Number one Bass did that for him.
[13674] Listen. Bloom listened. Richie Goulding listened. And by the door deaf
[13679] The voice of penance and of grief came slow, embellished, tremulous.
[13689] They listened. Tankards and miss Kennedy. George Lidwell, eyelid well
[13693] three times. You bitch’s bast. And once at masstime he had gone to
[13694] play. Once by the churchyard he had passed and for his mother’s rest
[13723] his name and race.
[13738] —Bless me, father, Dollard the croppy cried. Bless me and let me go.
[13749] Low sank the music, air and words. Then hastened. The false priest
[13785] is life. And all the tiny tiny fernfoils trembled of maidenhair.
[13793] the polished knob (she knows his eyes, my eyes, her eyes) her thumb and
[13794] finger passed in pity: passed, reposed and, gently touching, then slid
[13823] by popped corks, greeting in going, past eyes and maidenhair, bronze and
[13833] heard the growls and roars of bravo, fat backslapping, their boots all
[13841] upon my soul and honour it is.
[13846] and all big roseate, on heavyfooted feet, his gouty fingers nakkering
[13853] And deepmoved all, Simon trumping compassion from foghorn nose, all
[13887] murmured Mina. Mr Dollard. And The last rose of summer was a lovely
[13894] one and eightpence too. Get shut of it. Dodge round by Greek street.
[13917] Queer up there in the cockloft, alone, with stops and locks and keys.
[13939] Blind he was she told George Lidwell second I saw. And played so
[13963] one another. Piles of parchment. Messrs Pick and Pocket have power of
[13968] pig’s cheek and cabbage nursing it in the armchair. Rehearsing his
[13979] comb and tissuepaper you can knock a tune out of. Molly in her shift in
[13983] Locks and keys! Sweep! Four o’clock’s all’s well! Sleep! All is
[14016] glasses all, brighteyed and gallant, before bronze Lydia’s tempting
[14018] fifth: Lidwell, Si Dedalus, Bob Cowley, Kernan and big Ben Dollard.
[14048] Nations of the earth. No-one behind. She’s passed. Then and not till

12. Cyclops

[14065] corner of Arbour hill there and be damned but a bloody sweep came along
[14066] and he near drove his gear into my eye. I turned around to let him have
[14078] and ladders.
[14084] me a wrinkle about him—lifted any God’s quantity of tea and sugar
[14092] hanging on to his taw now for the past fortnight and I can’t get a
[14097] —Ay, says I. How are the mighty fallen! Collector of bad and doubtful
[14099] day’s walk and the face on him all pockmarks would hold a shower of
[14100] rain. Tell him, says he, I dare him, says he, and I doubledare him
[14103] And he after stuffing himself till he’s fit to burst. Jesus, I had to
[14109] called the vendor, and sold and delivered to Michael E. Geraghty,
[14112] avoirdupois of first choice tea at three shillings and no pence per
[14113] pound avoirdupois and three stone avoirdupois of sugar, crushed crystal,
[14115] said vendor of one pound five shillings and sixpence sterling for value
[14117] weekly instalments every seven calendar days of three shillings and no
[14118] pence sterling: and the said nonperishable goods shall not be pawned or
[14120] be and remain and be held to be the sole and exclusive property of the
[14121] said vendor to be disposed of at his good will and pleasure until the
[14124] the said vendor, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns of the one
[14125] part and the said purchaser, his heirs, successors, trustees and assigns
[14139] —Ay, says I. Whisky and water on the brain.
[14151] —Cattle traders, says Joe, about the foot and mouth disease. I want to
[14154] So we went around by the Linenhall barracks and the back of the
[14162] life they slept, warriors and princes of high renown. A pleasant land
[14166] fish generally and other denizens of the aqueous kingdom too numerous to
[14167] be enumerated. In the mild breezes of the west and of the east the lofty
[14170] eucalyptus and other ornaments of the arboreal world with which
[14175] creels of fingerlings, purple seagems and playful insects. And heroes
[14177] princes of unfettered Munster and of Connacht the just and of smooth
[14178] sleek Leinster and of Cruachan’s land and of Armagh the splendid and
[14181] And there rises a shining palace whose crystal glittering roof is seen
[14183] that purpose, and thither come all herds and fatlings and firstfruits
[14188] drills of Swedes, spherical potatoes and tallies of iridescent kale,
[14189] York and Savoy, and trays of onions, pearls of the earth, and punnets of
[14190] mushrooms and custard marrows and fat vetches and bere and rape and red
[14191] green yellow brown russet sweet big bitter ripe pomellated apples and
[14192] chips of strawberries and sieves of gooseberries, pulpy and pelurious,
[14193] and strawberries fit for princes and raspberries from their canes.
[14195] I dare him, says he, and I doubledare him. Come out here, Geraghty, you
[14196] notorious bloody hill and dale robber!
[14198] And by that way wend the herds innumerable of bellwethers and flushed
[14199] ewes and shearling rams and lambs and stubble geese and medium steers
[14200] and roaring mares and polled calves and longwools and storesheep and
[14201] Cuffe’s prime springers and culls and sowpigs and baconhogs and the
[14202] various different varieties of highly distinguished swine and Angus
[14203] heifers and polly bulllocks of immaculate pedigree together with prime
[14204] premiated milchcows and beeves: and there is ever heard a trampling,
[14206] champing, chewing, of sheep and pigs and heavyhooved kine from
[14207] pasturelands of Lusk and Rush and Carrickmines and from the streamy
[14208] vales of Thomond, from the M’Gillicuddy’s reeks the inaccessible and
[14209] lordly Shannon the unfathomable, and from the gentle declivities of the
[14211] of milk and butts of butter and rennets of cheese and farmer’s firkins
[14212] and targets of lamb and crannocks of corn and oblong eggs in great
[14215] So we turned into Barney Kiernan’s and there, sure enough, was the
[14216] citizen up in the corner having a great confab with himself and that
[14217] bloody mangy mongrel, Garryowen, and he waiting for what the sky would
[14220] —There he is, says I, in his gloryhole, with his cruiskeen lawn and
[14229] —Stand and deliver, says he.
[14235] Then he rubs his hand in his eye and says he:
[14239] Doing the rapparee and Rory of the hill. But, begob, Joe was equal to
[14245] So begob the citizen claps his paw on his knee and he says:
[14249] And says Joe, sticking his thumb in his pocket:
[14264] —Three pints, Terry, says Joe. And how’s the old heart, citizen?
[14269] And with that he took the bloody old towser by the scruff of the neck
[14270] and, by Jesus, he near throttled him.
[14276] hero. From shoulder to shoulder he measured several ells and his
[14279] hue and toughness similar to the mountain gorse (Ulex Europeus).
[14283] in which a tear and a smile strove ever for the mastery were of the
[14288] the lofty tower and the still loftier walls of the cave to vibrate and
[14292] to the knees in a loose kilt and this was bound about his middle by
[14293] a girdle of plaited straw and rushes. Beneath this he wore trews of
[14298] movement of his portentous frame and on these were graven with rude
[14299] yet striking art the tribal images of many Irish heroes and heroines of
[14315] Velasquez, Captain Nemo, Tristan and Isolde, the first Prince of Wales,
[14316] Thomas Cook and Son, the Bold Soldier Boy, Arrah na Pogue, Dick Turpin,
[14318] Dolly Mount, Sidney Parade, Ben Howth, Valentine Greatrakes, Adam and
[14326] and spasmodic movements which his master repressed from time to time
[14330] So anyhow Terry brought the three pints Joe was standing and begob the
[14334] —And there’s more where that came from, says he.
[14341] —I saw him before I met you, says I, sloping around by Pill lane and
[14349] subsidised organ. The pledgebound party on the floor of the house. And
[14352] friend. Listen to the births and deaths in the Irish all for Ireland
[14353] Independent, and I’ll thank you and the marriages.
[14355] And he starts reading them out:
[14359] eh? Wright and Flint, Vincent and Gillett to Rotha Marion daughter of
[14360] Rosa and the late George Alfred Gillett, 179 Clapham road, Stockwell,
[14361] Playwood and Ridsdale at Saint Jude’s, Kensington by the very reverend
[14363] London: Carr, Stoke Newington, of gastritis and heart disease: Cockburn,
[14378] —Health, Joe, says I. And all down the form.
[14383] And lo, as they quaffed their cup of joy, a godlike messenger came
[14384] swiftly in, radiant as the eye of heaven, a comely youth and behind him
[14385] there passed an elder of noble gait and countenance, bearing the sacred
[14386] scrolls of law and with him his lady wife a dame of peerless lineage,
[14389] Little Alf Bergan popped in round the door and hid behind Barney’s
[14390] snug, squeezed up with the laughing. And who was sitting up there in the
[14392] Doran. I didn’t know what was up and Alf kept making signs out of the
[14393] door. And begob what was it only that bloody old pantaloon Denis Breen
[14394] in his bathslippers with two bloody big books tucked under his oxter and
[14401] And he doubled up.
[14416] —Breen, says Alf. He was in John Henry Menton’s and then he went
[14417] round to Collis and Ward’s and then Tom Rochford met him and sent him
[14419] U. p: up. The long fellow gave him an eye as good as a process and now
[14431] And he started laughing.
[14437] Terence O’Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup
[14438] full of the foamy ebon ale which the noble twin brothers Bungiveagh and
[14440] deathless Leda. For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and
[14441] mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour
[14442] juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day
[14446] that nectarous beverage and you offered the crystal cup to him that
[14454] of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and of the
[14457] wellbeloved, for they knew and loved her from the rising of the sun to
[14458] the going down thereof, the pale, the dark, the ruddy and the ethiop.
[14461] and down outside?
[14469] So he took a bundle of wisps of letters and envelopes out of his pocket.
[14506] —You saw his ghost then, says Joe, God between us and harm.
[14508] —What? says Alf. Good Christ, only five... What?... And Willy Murray
[14527] In the darkness spirit hands were felt to flutter and when prayer by
[14531] of jivic rays from the crown of the head and face. Communication was
[14532] effected through the pituitary body and also by means of the orangefiery
[14533] and scarlet rays emanating from the sacral region and solar plexus.
[14544] hatakalda, wataklasat and that the highest adepts were steeped in
[14546] buttermilk this was brought and evidently afforded relief. Asked if he
[14549] in devanic circles that Mars and Jupiter were out for mischief on the
[14551] were any special desires on the part of the defunct and the reply was:
[14559] the commode in the return room and that the pair should be sent to
[14561] this had greatly perturbed his peace of mind in the other region and
[14564] Assurances were given that the matter would be attended to and it was
[14569] your wind: and wail, O ocean, with your whirlwind.
[14575] —Bloom, says he. He’s on point duty up and down there for the last
[14578] And, begob, I saw his physog do a peep in and then slidder off again.
[14584] And says Bob Doran, with the hat on the back of his poll, lowest
[14602] Terry came down and tipped him the wink to keep quiet, that they
[14603] didn’t want that kind of talk in a respectable licensed premises. And
[14614] her person, open to all comers, fair field and no favour.
[14616] —The noblest, the truest, says he. And he’s gone, poor little Willy,
[14619] And mournful and with a heavy heart he bewept the extinction of that
[14627] So Bloom slopes in with his cod’s eye on the dog and he asks Terry was
[14633] And he starts reading out one.
[14640] case i hanged Joe Gann in Bootle jail on the 12 of Febuary 1900 and i
[14646] Pentonville prison and i was assistant when...
[14660] —And a barbarous bloody barbarian he is too, says the citizen.
[14662] —And the dirty scrawl of the wretch, says Joe. Here, says he, take
[14666] So they started arguing about the point, Bloom saying he wouldn’t and
[14667] he couldn’t and excuse him no offence and all to that and then he
[14668] said well he’d just take a cigar. Gob, he’s a prudent member and no
[14673] And Alf was telling us there was one chap sent in a mourning card with a
[14677] hang their own fathers for five quid down and travelling expenses.
[14679] And he was telling us there’s two fellows waiting below to pull his
[14680] heels down when he gets the drop and choke him properly and then they
[14681] chop up the rope after and sell the bits for a few bob a skull.
[14684] deadly coil they grasp: yea, and therein they lead to Erebus whatsoever
[14688] So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom
[14689] comes out with the why and the wherefore and all the codology of the
[14690] business and the old dog smelling him all the time I’m told those
[14692] I don’t know what all deterrent effect and so forth and so on.
[14712] And then he starts with his jawbreakers about phenomenon and science and
[14713] this phenomenon and the other phenomenon.
[14717] cervical vertebrae and consequent scission of the spinal cord would,
[14725] morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis
[14728] So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word and
[14729] he starts gassing out of him about the invincibles and the old guard and
[14730] the men of sixtyseven and who fears to speak of ninetyeight and Joe with
[14731] him about all the fellows that were hanged, drawn and transported for
[14732] the cause by drumhead courtmartial and a new Ireland and new this, that
[14733] and the other. Talking about new Ireland he ought to go and get a new
[14734] dog so he ought. Mangy ravenous brute sniffing and sneezing all round
[14735] the place and scratching his scabs. And round he goes to Bob Doran that
[14742] Arrah, bloody end to the paw he’d paw and Alf trying to keep him from
[14743] tumbling off the bloody stool atop of the bloody old dog and he talking
[14744] all kinds of drivel about training by kindness and thoroughbred dog and
[14747] to bring. Gob, he golloped it down like old boots and his tongue hanging
[14748] out of him a yard long for more. Near ate the tin and all, hungry bloody
[14751] And the citizen and Bloom having an argument about the point, the
[14752] brothers Sheares and Wolfe Tone beyond on Arbour Hill and Robert Emmet
[14753] and die for your country, the Tommy Moore touch about Sara Curran and
[14754] she’s far from the land. And Bloom, of course, with his knockmedown
[14758] was an old one there with a cracked loodheramaun of a nephew and
[14760] bézique to come in for a bit of the wampum in her will and not eating
[14761] meat of a Friday because the old one was always thumping her craw and
[14762] taking the lout out for a walk. And one time he led him the rounds of
[14763] Dublin and, by the holy farmer, he never cried crack till he brought
[14764] him home as drunk as a boiled owl and he said he did it to teach him the
[14765] evils of alcohol and by herrings, if the three women didn’t near roast
[14766] him, it’s a queer story, the old one, Bloom’s wife and Mrs O’Dowd
[14768] off chewing the fat. And Bloom with his but don’t you see? and but
[14769] on the other hand. And sure, more be token, the lout I’m told was
[14774] —The memory of the dead, says the citizen taking up his pintglass and
[14782] are by our side and the foes we hate before us.
[14785] and near the funereal deathbell tolled unceasingly while all around the
[14788] claps of thunder and the dazzling flashes of lightning which lit up
[14795] maintained order in the vast throng for whom the York street brass and
[14799] trains and upholstered charabancs had been provided for the comfort of
[14801] amusement was caused by the favourite Dublin streetsingers L-n-h-n and
[14804] with their broadsheets among lovers of the comedy element and nobody
[14806] will grudge them their hardearned pennies. The children of the Male and
[14809] entertainment and a word of praise is due to the Little Sisters of
[14811] and motherless children a genuinely instructive treat. The viceregal
[14837] of pig iron were resorted to and blows were freely exchanged. The
[14839] Booterstown, quickly restored order and with lightning promptitude
[14842] at once appealed to all and was unanimously accepted. Constable
[14850] ladies’ and gentlemen’s gold and silver watches) were promptly
[14851] restored to their rightful owners and general harmony reigned supreme.
[14854] morning dress and wearing his favourite flower, the Gladiolus Cruentus.
[14867] megaphone and in an instant all heads were bared, the commendatore’s
[14873] cassock above his hoary head, and offered up to the throne of grace
[14883] worldfamous firm of cutlers, Messrs John Round and Sons, Sheffield),
[14885] blind intestine and appendix etc when successfully extracted and two
[14887] most precious victim. The housesteward of the amalgamated cats’ and
[14890] rashers and eggs, fried steak and onions, done to a nicety, delicious
[14891] hot breakfast rolls and invigorating tea had been considerately provided
[14893] tragedy who was in capital spirits when prepared for death and evinced
[14896] and expressed the dying wish (immediately acceded to) that the meal
[14897] should be divided in aliquot parts among the members of the sick and
[14898] indigent roomkeepers’ association as a token of his regard and esteem.
[14899] The nec and non plus ultra of emotion were reached when the blushing
[14901] and flung herself upon the muscular bosom of him who was about to be
[14912] of the young and, oblivious of the dreadful present, they both laughed
[14915] But anon they were overcome with grief and clasped their hands for the
[14917] and the vast concourse of people, touched to the inmost core, broke
[14919] himself. Big strong men, officers of the peace and genial giants of the
[14921] and it is safe to say that there was not a dry eye in that record
[14924] forward and, presenting his visiting card, bankbook and genealogical
[14926] name the day, and was accepted on the spot. Every lady in the audience
[14928] a skull and crossbones brooch, a timely and generous act which evoked
[14929] a fresh outburst of emotion: and when the gallant young Oxonian (the
[14938] and was overheard, by those privileged burghers who happened to be in
[14945] So then the citizen begins talking about the Irish language and the
[14946] corporation meeting and all to that and the shoneens that can’t speak
[14947] their own language and Joe chipping in because he stuck someone for a
[14948] quid and Bloom putting in his old goo with his twopenny stump that
[14949] he cadged off of Joe and talking about the Gaelic league and the
[14950] antitreating league and drink, the curse of Ireland. Antitreating is
[14953] froth of his pint. And one night I went in with a fellow into one of
[14954] their musical evenings, song and dance about she could get up on a truss
[14955] of hay she could my Maureen Lay and there was a fellow with a Ballyhooly
[14956] blue ribbon badge spiffing out of him in Irish and a lot of colleen
[14957] bawns going about with temperance beverages and selling medals
[14958] and oranges and lemonade and a few old dry buns, gob, flahoolagh
[14959] entertainment, don’t be talking. Ireland sober is Ireland free. And
[14960] then an old fellow starts blowing into his bagpipes and all the gougers
[14961] shuffling their feet to the tune the old cow died of. And one or two
[14966] starts mousing around by Joe and me. I’d train him by kindness, so
[14967] I would, if he was my dog. Give him a rousing fine kick now and again
[14978] Then he starts hauling and mauling and talking to him in Irish and the
[14983] and grousing and his eye all bloodshot from the drouth is in it and the
[14987] lower animals (and their name is legion) should make a point of not
[14990] Garryowen and recently rechristened by his large circle of friends and
[14992] of training by kindness and a carefully thoughtout dietary system,
[14995] has left no stone unturned in his efforts to delucidate and compare the
[14996] verse recited and has found it bears a striking resemblance (the italics
[15002] contemporary) of the harsher and more personal note which is found in
[15003] the satirical effusions of the famous Raftery and of Donal MacConsidine
[15009] the canine original, which recalls the intricate alliterative and
[15013] if Owen’s verse be spoken somewhat slowly and indistinctly in a tone
[15018] And seven dry Thursdays
[15022] And my guts red roaring
[15024] So he told Terry to bring some water for the dog and, gob, you could
[15025] hear him lapping it up a mile off. And Joe asked him would he have
[15032] dog and getting fed up by the ratepayers and corporators. Entertainment
[15033] for man and beast. And says Joe:
[15046] time and nominally under the act the mortgagee can’t recover on the
[15059] like the lord chancellor giving it out on the bench and for the benefit
[15060] of the wife and that a trust is created but on the other hand that
[15061] Dignam owed Bridgeman the money and if now the wife or the widow
[15064] himself under the act that time as a rogue and vagabond only he had a
[15067] an israelite! Royal and privileged Hungarian robbery.
[15070] was sorry for her trouble and he was very sorry about the funeral and
[15071] to tell her that he said and everyone who knew him said that there was
[15073] Choking with bloody foolery. And shaking Bloom’s hand doing the tragic
[15074] to tell her that. Shake hands, brother. You’re a rogue and I’m
[15079] as I hope and believe, on a sentiment of mutual esteem as to request of
[15084] actuate your conduct and I shall discharge the office you entrust to
[15095] And off with him and out trying to walk straight. Boosed at five
[15098] closing time, fornicating with two shawls and a bully on guard, drinking
[15099] porter out of teacups. And calling himself a Frenchy for the shawls,
[15100] Joseph Manuo, and talking against the Catholic religion, and he serving
[15101] mass in Adam and Eve’s when he was young with his eyes shut, who wrote
[15102] the new testament, and the old testament, and hugging and smugging. And
[15104] fool and he spilling the porter all over the bed and the two shawls
[15107] see him of a Sunday with his little concubine of a wife, and she wagging
[15109] no less, and her violets, nice as pie, doing the little lady. Jack
[15110] Mooney’s sister. And the old prostitute of a mother procuring rooms to
[15137] all countries and the idol of his own.
[15139] So Joe starts telling the citizen about the foot and mouth disease
[15140] and the cattle traders and taking action in the matter and the citizen
[15141] sending them all to the rightabout and Bloom coming out with his
[15142] sheepdip for the scab and a hoose drench for coughing calves and the
[15144] knacker’s yard. Walking about with his book and pencil here’s my
[15145] head and my heels are coming till Joe Cuffe gave him the order of the
[15152] Because the poor animals suffer and experts say and the best known
[15153] remedy that doesn’t cause pain to the animal and on the sore spot
[15158] comes good uncle Leo. He puts his hand under black Liz and takes her
[15161] —Anyhow, says Joe, Field and Nannetti are going over tonight to London
[15215] —Put it there, citizen, says Joe. You were and a bloody sight better.
[15221] So off they started about Irish sports and shoneen games the like of
[15222] lawn tennis and about hurley and putting the stone and racy of the soil
[15223] and building up a nation once again and all to that. And of course Bloom
[15226] from the bloody floor and if you said to Bloom: Look at, Bloom. Do you
[15228] it for an hour so he would and talk steady.
[15232] Sluagh na h-Eireann, on the revival of ancient Gaelic sports and the
[15233] importance of physical culture, as understood in ancient Greece and
[15234] ancient Rome and ancient Ireland, for the development of the race.
[15235] The venerable president of the noble order was in the chair and the
[15237] the chairman, a magnificent oration eloquently and forcibly expressed,
[15238] a most interesting and instructive discussion of the usual high standard
[15240] the ancient games and sports of our ancient Panceltic forefathers. The
[15241] wellknown and highly respected worker in the cause of our old tongue, Mr
[15243] of the ancient Gaelic sports and pastimes, practised morning and evening
[15245] strength and prowess handed down to us from ancient ages. L. Bloom, who
[15246] met with a mixed reception of applause and hisses, having espoused the
[15248] response to repeated requests and hearty plaudits from all parts of
[15254] superlative form and his stentorian notes were heard to the greatest
[15260] and the bar and the other learned professions. The proceedings then
[15282] —I heard So and So made a cool hundred quid over it, says Alf.
[15286] And says Bloom:
[15288] —What I meant about tennis, for example, is the agility and training
[15292] the odds and he swatting all the time.
[15299] And Bloom cuts in again about lawn tennis and the circulation of the
[15304] —Myler dusted the floor with him, says Alf. Heenan and Sayers was only
[15305] a bloody fool to it. Handed him the father and mother of a beating. See
[15306] the little kipper not up to his navel and the big fellow swiping. God,
[15307] he gave him one last puck in the wind, Queensberry rules and all, made
[15310] It was a historic and a hefty battle when Myler and Percy were scheduled
[15316] receivergeneral of rights and lefts, the artilleryman putting in some
[15317] neat work on the pet’s nose, and Myler came on looking groggy. The
[15322] handigrips. Myler quickly became busy and got his man under, the bout
[15325] was liberally drenched with water and when the bell went came on gamey
[15326] and brimful of pluck, confident of knocking out the fistic Eblanite in
[15327] jigtime. It was a fight to a finish and the best man for it. The two
[15328] fought like tigers and excitement ran fever high. The referee twice
[15329] cautioned Pucking Percy for holding but the pet was tricky and his
[15332] his opponent’s mouth the lamb suddenly waded in all over his man and
[15334] flat. It was a knockout clean and clever. Amid tense expectation the
[15336] Pfotts Wettstein threw in the towel and the Santry boy was declared
[15338] ringropes and fairly mobbed him with delight.
[15356] cocoanut and absence of hair on the animal’s chest. Blazes doing the
[15359] fight the Boers. Old Whatwhat. I called about the poor and water rate,
[15361] the bucko that’ll organise her, take my tip. ’Twixt me and you
[15365] There grew she to peerless beauty where loquat and almond scent the
[15367] and bowed. The chaste spouse of Leopold is she: Marion of the bountiful
[15370] And lo, there entered one of the clan of the O’Molloy’s, a comely
[15372] learned in the law, and with him the prince and heir of the noble line
[15398] list and the other give him a leg over the stile. With his name in
[15400] glass in their eye, adrinking fizz and he half smothered in writs and
[15404] Dunne, says he. Ay, and done says I. Gob, he’ll come home by weeping
[15412] —Ay, says Ned. And he wanted right go wrong to address the court only
[15417] hear him before a judge and jury.
[15419] —Was it you did it, Alf? says Joe. The truth, the whole truth and
[15442] and half.
[15444] —How half and half? says Bloom. Do you mean he...
[15446] —Half and half I mean, says the citizen. A fellow that’s neither
[15454] Begob I saw there was trouble coming. And Bloom explaining he meant on
[15458] bringing down the rain. And she with her nose cockahoop after she
[15462] Zouave to the Holy Father, has left the quay and gone to Moss street.
[15463] And who was he, tell us? A nobody, two pair back and passages, at seven
[15464] shillings a week, and he covered with all kinds of breastplates bidding
[15467] —And moreover, says J. J., a postcard is publication. It was held to
[15471] Six and eightpence, please. Who wants your opinion? Let us drink our
[15482] And begob there he was passing the door with his books under his oxter
[15483] and the wife beside him and Corny Kelleher with his wall eye looking in
[15492] Wought alias Saphiro alias Spark and Spiro, put an ad in the papers
[15495] Swindled them all, skivvies and badhachs from the county Meath, ay, and
[15507] arrears of rent and a sick wife and a squad of kids and, faith, he’ll
[15514] And he starts taking off the old recorder letting on to cry:
[15519] —Yes, your worship. And my wife has the typhoid.
[15521] —And the wife with typhoid fever! Scandalous! Leave the court
[15523] dare you, sir, come up before me and ask me to make an order! A poor
[15526] And whereas on the sixteenth day of the month of the oxeyed goddess and
[15527] in the third week after the feastday of the Holy and Undivided Trinity,
[15531] his rede and master Justice Andrews, sitting without a jury in the
[15532] probate court, weighed well and pondered the claim of the first
[15533] chargeant upon the property in the matter of the will propounded and
[15534] final testamentary disposition in re the real and personal estate of the
[15536] infant, of unsound mind, and another. And to the solemn court of Green
[15537] street there came sir Frederick the Falconer. And he sat him there about
[15539] commission for all that and those parts to be holden in and for the
[15540] county of the city of Dublin. And there sat with him the high sinhedrim
[15542] Patrick and of the tribe of Hugh and of the tribe of Owen and of the
[15543] tribe of Conn and of the tribe of Oscar and of the tribe of Fergus and
[15544] of the tribe of Finn and of the tribe of Dermot and of the tribe of
[15545] Cormac and of the tribe of Kevin and of the tribe of Caolte and of the
[15546] tribe of Ossian, there being in all twelve good men and true. And he
[15547] conjured them by Him who died on rood that they should well and
[15548] truly try and true deliverance make in the issue joined between their
[15549] sovereign lord the king and the prisoner at the bar and true verdict
[15550] give according to the evidence so help them God and kiss the book. And
[15551] they rose in their seats, those twelve of Iar, and they swore by
[15553] rightwiseness. And straightway the minions of the law led forth from
[15555] in consequence of information received. And they shackled him hand and
[15556] foot and would take of him ne bail ne mainprise but preferred a charge
[15562] So Bloom lets on he heard nothing and he starts talking with Joe,
[15564] but if he would just say a word to Mr Crawford. And so Joe swore high
[15565] and holy by this and by that he’d do the devil and all.
[15572] —Swindling the peasants, says the citizen, and the poor of Ireland. We
[15583] We brought them in. The adulteress and her paramour brought the Saxon
[15588] And Bloom letting on to be awfully deeply interested in nothing, a
[15589] spider’s web in the corner behind the barrel, and the citizen scowling
[15590] after him and the old dog at his feet looking up to know who to bite and
[15596] —And here she is, says Alf, that was giggling over the Police Gazette
[15601] And what was it only one of the smutty yankee pictures Terry borrows off
[15605] bloomers misconducting herself, and her fancyman feeling for her tickles
[15606] and Norman W. Tupper bouncing in with his peashooter just in time to be
[15614] So anyhow in came John Wyse Nolan and Lenehan with him with a face on
[15622] puissant and high and mighty chief of all Erin and did him to wit of
[15624] city, second of the realm, had met them in the tholsel, and there, after
[15630] Sassenachs and their patois.
[15633] you heard another and blinking facts and the Nelson policy, putting your
[15634] blind eye to the telescope and drawing up a bill of attainder to impeach
[15635] a nation, and Bloom trying to back him up moderation and botheration and
[15636] their colonies and their civilisation.
[15640] thicklugged sons of whores’ gets! No music and no art and no
[15650] And says John Wyse:
[15654] And says Lenehan that knows a bit of the lingo:
[15658] He said and then lifted he in his rude great brawny strengthy hands the
[15659] medher of dark strong foamy ale and, uttering his tribal slogan Lamh
[15665] had lost a bob and found a tanner.
[15671] —Throwaway, says he, at twenty to one. A rank outsider. And the rest
[15674] —And Bass’s mare? says Terry.
[15677] quid on my tip Sceptre for himself and a lady friend.
[15683] says he. Takes the biscuit, and talking about bunions. Frailty, thy name
[15695] And J. J. and the citizen arguing about law and history with Bloom
[15704] tribes? And our potteries and textiles, the finest in the whole world!
[15705] And our wool that was sold in Rome in the time of Juvenal and our flax
[15706] and our damask from the looms of Antrim and our Limerick lace, our
[15707] tanneries and our white flint glass down there by Ballybough and our
[15708] Huguenot poplin that we have since Jacquard de Lyon and our woven silk
[15709] and our Foxford tweeds and ivory raised point from the Carmelite convent
[15712] now grabbed by the foe of mankind, with gold and Tyrian purple to
[15713] sell in Wexford at the fair of Carmen? Read Tacitus and Ptolemy, even
[15718] us for our ruined trade and our ruined hearths? And the beds of the
[15719] Barrow and Shannon they won’t deepen with millions of acres of marsh
[15720] and bog to make us all die of consumption?
[15727] —Save them, says the citizen, the giant ash of Galway and the
[15728] chieftain elm of Kildare with a fortyfoot bole and an acre of foliage.
[15743] Cedarfrond, the Misses Lilian and Viola Lilac, Miss Timidity Aspenall,
[15745] Forrest, Mrs Arabella Blackwood and Mrs Norma Holyoake of Oakholme Regis
[15749] underslip of gloaming grey, sashed with a yoke of broad emerald and
[15751] relieved by bretelles and hip insertions of acorn bronze. The maids
[15752] of honour, Miss Larch Conifer and Miss Spruce Conifer, sisters of the
[15754] of plume rose being worked into the pleats in a pinstripe and repeated
[15757] wellknown ability and, in addition to the prescribed numbers of the
[15758] nuptial mass, played a new and striking arrangement of Woodman, spare
[15762] catkins of willow, ivytod, hollyberries, mistletoe sprigs and quicken
[15763] shoots. Mr and Mrs Wyse Conifer Neaulan will spend a quiet honeymoon in
[15766] —And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen. We had our trade with
[15767] Spain and the French and with the Flemings before those mongrels were
[15770] —And will again, says Joe.
[15772] —And with the help of the holy mother of God we will again, says the
[15776] fleet of masts of the Galway Lynches and the Cavan O’Reillys and the
[15778] the emperor Charles the Fifth himself. And will again, says he, when the
[15781] afloat, the flag of the province of Desmond and Thomond, three crowns on
[15784] And he took the last swig out of the pint. Moya. All wind and piss like
[15786] life is worth to go down and address his tall talk to the assembled
[15795] —Half one, Terry, says John Wyse, and a hands up. Terry! Are you
[15798] —Yes, sir, says Terry. Small whisky and bottle of Allsop. Right, sir.
[15803] down like a bull at a gate. And another one: Black Beast Burned in
[15804] Omaha, Ga. A lot of Deadwood Dicks in slouch hats and they firing at a
[15805] Sambo strung up in a tree with his tongue out and a bonfire under
[15806] him. Gob, they ought to drown him in the sea after and electrocute and
[15817] So he starts telling us about corporal punishment and about the crew
[15818] of tars and officers and rearadmirals drawn up in cocked hats and the
[15819] parson with his protestant bible to witness punishment and a young lad
[15820] brought out, howling for his ma, and they tie him down on the buttend of
[15823] —A rump and dozen, says the citizen, was what that old ruffian sir
[15650] And says John Wyse:
[15832] and he draws out and he flogs the bloody backside off of the poor lad
[15837] hereditary chamber on the face of God’s earth and their land in the
[15838] hands of a dozen gamehogs and cottonball barons. That’s the great
[15839] empire they boast about of drudges and whipped serfs.
[15843] —And the tragedy of it is, says the citizen, they believe it. The
[15847] and in Jacky Tar, the son of a gun, who was conceived of unholy boast,
[15848] born of the fighting navy, suffered under rump and dozen, was scarified,
[15849] flayed and curried, yelled like bloody hell, the third day he arose
[15851] further orders whence he shall come to drudge for a living and be paid.
[15860] greater Ireland beyond the sea. They were driven out of house and home
[15861] in the black 47. Their mudcabins and their shielings by the roadside
[15862] were laid low by the batteringram and the Times rubbed its hands and
[15866] of crops that the British hyenas bought and sold in Rio de Janeiro. Ay,
[15869] the land of bondage. And they will come again and with a vengeance, no
[15875] the poor old woman told us that the French were on the sea and landed at
[15879] against the Williamites and they betrayed us. Remember Limerick and the
[15880] broken treatystone. We gave our best blood to France and Spain, the wild
[15881] geese. Fontenoy, eh? And Sarsfield and O’Donnell, duke of Tetuan
[15882] in Spain, and Ulysses Browne of Camus that was fieldmarshal to Maria
[15888] with perfidious Albion? Firebrands of Europe and they always were.
[15892] —And as for the Prooshians and the Hanoverians, says Joe, haven’t we
[15894] the elector down to the German lad and the flatulent old bitch that’s
[15899] God, old Vic, with her jorum of mountain dew and her coachman carting
[15900] her up body and bones to roll into bed and she pulling him by the
[15901] whiskers and singing him old bits of songs about Ehren on the Rhine and
[15909] —And what do you think, says Joe, of the holy boys, the priests
[15910] and bishops of Ireland doing up his room in Maynooth in His Satanic
[15911] Majesty’s racing colours and sticking up pictures of all the horses
[15917] And says J. J.:
[15931] Bloom was talking and talking with John Wyse and he quite excited with
[15932] his dunducketymudcoloured mug on him and his old plumeyes rolling about.
[15949] So of course everyone had the laugh at Bloom and says he, trying to muck
[15960] The citizen said nothing only cleared the spit out of his gullet and,
[15966] —Here you are, citizen, says Joe. Take that in your right hand and
[15969] The muchtreasured and intricately embroidered ancient Irish facecloth
[15970] attributed to Solomon of Droma and Manus Tomaltach og MacDonogh, authors
[15971] of the Book of Ballymote, was then carefully produced and called forth
[15977] a Kerry calf and a golden eagle from Carrantuohill. The scenes depicted
[15978] on the emunctory field, showing our ancient duns and raths and cromlechs
[15979] and grianauns and seats of learning and maledictive stones, are as
[15980] wonderfully beautiful and the pigments as delicate as when the Sligo
[15983] the ruins of Clonmacnois, Cong Abbey, Glen Inagh and the Twelve Pins,
[15985] brewery of Messrs Arthur Guinness, Son and Company (Limited), Lough
[15995] of sorrow which have passed over them and by the rich incrustations of
[16002] —And I belong to a race too, says Bloom, that is hated and persecuted.
[16019] sweepingbrush, so he would, if he only had a nurse’s apron on him. And
[16024] That’s not life for men and women, insult and hatred. And everybody
[16033] Who’s hindering you? And off he pops like greased lightning.
[16041] moya! He’s a nice pattern of a Romeo and Juliet.
[16050] a certain person. And this person loves that other person because
[16053] —Well, Joe, says I, your very good health and song. More power,
[16058] —The blessing of God and Mary and Patrick on you, says the citizen.
[16060] And he ups with his pint to wet his whistle.
[16062] —We know those canters, says he, preaching and picking your pocket.
[16063] What about sanctimonious Cromwell and his ironsides that put the women
[16064] and children of Drogheda to the sword with the bible text God is love
[16071] So the citizen takes up one of his paraphernalia papers and he starts
[16081] tendered his best thanks to Massa Walkup and emphasised the cordial
[16082] relations existing between Abeakuta and the British empire, stating that
[16084] the volume of the word of God and the secret of England’s greatness,
[16088] toast Black and White from the skull of his immediate predecessor in the
[16090] chief factory of Cottonopolis and signed his mark in the visitors’
[16092] course of which he swallowed several knives and forks, amid hilarious
[16098] —Same only more so, says Lenehan. And thereafter in that fruitful land
[16106] —And a very good initial too, says Joe.
[16116] —Yes, that’s the man, says J. J. Raping the women and girls and
[16125] Throwaway and he’s gone to gather in the shekels.
[16131] back that horse only I put him off it and he told me Bloom gave him the
[16142] the yard to pumpship and begob (hundred shillings to five) while I was
[16144] to myself I knew he was uneasy in his (two pints off of Joe and one in
[16146] is five quid) and when they were in the (dark horse) pisser Burke was
[16147] telling me card party and letting on the child was sick (gob, must have
[16156] all kinds of jerrymandering, packed juries and swindling the taxes off
[16157] of the government and appointing consuls all over the world to walk
[16161] mouseabout. Mr Bloom with his argol bargol. And his old fellow before
[16164] with his baubles and his penny diamonds. Loans by post on easy terms.
[16169] —Well, it’s a fact, says John Wyse. And there’s the man now
[16172] Sure enough the castle car drove up with Martin on it and Jack Power
[16173] with him and a fellow named Crofter or Crofton, pensioner out of
[16175] registration and he drawing his pay or Crawford gallivanting around the
[16178] Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their
[16191] And for ourselves give us of your best for ifaith we need it.
[16213] head with pistachios, a bason of jolly custard, a medlar tansy and a
[16218] —Aha! cried he of the pleasant countenance. A poor house and a bare
[16223] —Where is he? says Lenehan. Defrauding widows and orphans.
[16226] about Bloom and the Sinn Fein?
[16234] —And after all, says John Wyse, why can’t a jew love his country
[16246] —He’s a perverted jew, says Martin, from a place in Hungary and it
[16257] saints and sages!
[16262] —Yes, says J. J., and every male that’s born they think it may
[16263] be their Messiah. And every jew is in a tall state of excitement, I
[16280] —And who does he suspect? says the citizen.
[16286] the like of that and throw him in the bloody sea. Justifiable homicide,
[16299] —Only one, says Martin. We must be quick. J. J. and S.
[16303] —Saint Patrick would want to land again at Ballykinlar and convert
[16312] —And I’m sure He will, says Joe.
[16314] And at the sound of the sacring bell, headed by a crucifer with
[16315] acolytes, thurifers, boatbearers, readers, ostiarii, deacons and
[16316] subdeacons, the blessed company drew nigh of mitred abbots and priors
[16317] and guardians and monks and friars: the monks of Benedict of Spoleto,
[16318] Carthusians and Camaldolesi, Cistercians and Olivetans, Oratorians
[16319] and Vallombrosans, and the friars of Augustine, Brigittines,
[16320] Premonstratensians, Servi, Trinitarians, and the children of Peter
[16321] Nolasco: and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Elijah prophet
[16322] led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila, calced and other: and
[16323] friars, brown and grey, sons of poor Francis, capuchins, cordeliers,
[16324] minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara: and the sons of
[16325] Dominic, the friars preachers, and the sons of Vincent: and the monks
[16326] of S. Wolstan: and Ignatius his children: and the confraternity of the
[16327] christian brothers led by the reverend brother Edmund Ignatius Rice. And
[16328] after came all saints and martyrs, virgins and confessors: S. Cyr and
[16329] S. Isidore Arator and S. James the Less and S. Phocas of Sinope and S.
[16330] Julian Hospitator and S. Felix de Cantalice and S. Simon Stylites and
[16331] S. Stephen Protomartyr and S. John of God and S. Ferreol and S. Leugarde
[16332] and S. Theodotus and S. Vulmar and S. Richard and S. Vincent de Paul and
[16333] S. Martin of Todi and S. Martin of Tours and S. Alfred and S. Joseph and
[16334] S. Denis and S. Cornelius and S. Leopold and S. Bernard and S. Terence
[16335] and S. Edward and S. Owen Caniculus and S. Anonymous and S. Eponymous
[16336] and S. Pseudonymous and S. Homonymous and S. Paronymous and S.
[16337] Synonymous and S. Laurence O’Toole and S. James of Dingle and
[16338] Compostella and S. Columcille and S. Columba and S. Celestine and S.
[16339] Colman and S. Kevin and S. Brendan and S. Frigidian and S. Senan and S.
[16340] Fachtna and S. Columbanus and S. Gall and S. Fursey and S. Fintan and S.
[16341] Fiacre and S. John Nepomuc and S. Thomas Aquinas and S. Ives of Brittany
[16342] and S. Michan and S. Herman-Joseph and the three patrons of holy youth
[16343] S. Aloysius Gonzaga and S. Stanislaus Kostka and S. John Berchmans
[16344] and the saints Gervasius, Servasius and Bonifacius and S. Bride and S.
[16345] Kieran and S. Canice of Kilkenny and S. Jarlath of Tuam and S. Finbarr
[16346] and S. Pappin of Ballymun and Brother Aloysius Pacificus and Brother
[16347] Louis Bellicosus and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S.
[16348] Martha of Bethany and S. Mary of Egypt and S. Lucy and S. Brigid and
[16349] S. Attracta and S. Dympna and S. Ita and S. Marion Calpensis and
[16350] the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S. Barbara and S.
[16351] Scholastica and S. Ursula with eleven thousand virgins. And all came
[16352] with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae, bearing palms and harps and swords
[16353] and olive crowns, in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of
[16359] dish, wax candles, aspergills, unicorns. And as they wended their way
[16362] Surge, illuminare and thereafter most sweetly the gradual Omnes which
[16365] and the blind, discovering various articles which had been mislaid,
[16366] interpreting and fulfilling the scriptures, blessing and prophesying.
[16367] And last, beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father
[16368] O’Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick. And when the good fathers
[16369] had reached the appointed place, the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co,
[16370] limited, 8, 9 and 10 little Britain street, wholesale grocers, wine and
[16371] brandy shippers, licensed for the sale of beer, wine and spirits for
[16372] consumption on the premises, the celebrant blessed the house and censed
[16373] the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and
[16374] the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches
[16375] and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with
[16376] blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had
[16377] blessed the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of
[16378] His light to inhabit therein. And entering he blessed the viands and the
[16379] beverages and the company of all the blessed answered his prayers.
[16389] And he laid his hands upon that he blessed and gave thanks and he prayed
[16390] and they all with him prayed:
[16398] —And so say all of us, says Jack.
[16402] —Right, says Ned, taking up his John Jameson. And butter for fish.
[16412] Courthouse my eye and your pockets hanging down with gold and silver.
[16427] And the bloody dog woke up and let a growl.
[16431] And he got them out as quick as he could, Jack Power and Crofton or
[16432] whatever you call him and him in the middle of them letting on to be all
[16433] at sea and up with them on the bloody jaunting car.
[16437] The milkwhite dolphin tossed his mane and, rising in the golden poop the
[16438] helmsman spread the bellying sail upon the wind and stood off forward
[16440] nigh to starboard and to larboard and, clinging to the sides of
[16443] equidistant rays whereof each one is sister to another and he binds them
[16444] all with an outer ring and giveth speed to the feet of men whenas they
[16446] they come and set them, those willing nymphs, the undying sisters. And
[16447] they laughed, sporting in a circle of their foam: and the bark clave the
[16451] citizen getting up to waddle to the door, puffing and blowing with the
[16452] dropsy, and he cursing the curse of Cromwell on him, bell, book and
[16453] candle in Irish, spitting and spatting out of him and Joe and little Alf
[16458] And begob he got as far as the door and they holding him and he bawls
[16464] sake and don’t be making a public exhibition of yourself. Jesus,
[16469] And all the ragamuffins and sluts of the nation round the door and
[16470] Martin telling the jarvey to drive ahead and the citizen bawling and Alf
[16471] and Joe at him to whisht and he on his high horse about the jews and
[16472] the loafers calling for a speech and Jack Power trying to get him to sit
[16473] down on the car and hold his bloody jaw and a loafer with a patch over
[16474] his eye starts singing If the man in the moon was a jew, jew, jew and a
[16479] And says he:
[16481] —Mendelssohn was a jew and Karl Marx and Mercadante and Spinoza. And
[16482] the Saviour was a jew and his father was a jew. Your God.
[16500] A large and appreciative gathering of friends and acquaintances from
[16501] the metropolis and greater Dublin assembled in their thousands to bid
[16509] community and was accompanied by the gift of a silver casket, tastefully
[16515] by Rakóczsy’s March. Tarbarrels and bonfires were lighted along the
[16518] Galtees, the Ox and Donegal and Sperrin peaks, the Nagles and the
[16520] Aughty, Slieve Bernagh and Slieve Bloom. Amid cheers that rent the
[16522] henchmen on the distant Cambrian and Caledonian hills, the mastodontic
[16526] the flags of the Ballast office and Custom House were dipped in salute
[16528] and the Poolbeg Light. Visszontlátásra, kedvés barátom!
[16532] anyhow and out with him and little Alf hanging on to his elbow and he
[16538] And Ned and J. J. paralysed with the laughing.
[16543] other way and off with him.
[16547] Begob he drew his hand and made a swipe and let fly. Mercy of God the
[16549] it into the county Longford. The bloody nag took fright and the old
[16550] mongrel after the car like bloody hell and all the populace shouting and
[16551] laughing and the old tinbox clattering along the street.
[16553] The catastrophe was terrific and instantaneous in its effect. The
[16555] grade of Mercalli’s scale, and there is no record extant of a similar
[16558] that part of the metropolis which constitutes the Inn’s Quay ward and
[16560] and one square pole or perch. All the lordly residences in the vicinity
[16561] of the palace of justice were demolished and that noble edifice itself,
[16568] crown and peace Mr George Fottrell and a silk umbrella with gold handle
[16569] with the engraved initials, crest, coat of arms and house number of
[16570] the erudite and worshipful chairman of quarter sessions sir Frederick
[16578] by west. Messages of condolence and sympathy are being hourly received
[16579] from all parts of the different continents and the sovereign pontiff
[16581] shall be celebrated simultaneously by the ordinaries of each and every
[16586] entrusted to Messrs Michael Meade and Son, 159 Great Brunswick street,
[16587] and Messrs T. and C. Martin, 77, 78, 79 and 80 North Wall, assisted by
[16588] the men and officers of the Duke of Cornwall’s light infantry under
[16593] I. and F. R. C. S. I.
[16597] would so, but begob the citizen would have been lagged for assault and
[16598] battery and Joe for aiding and abetting. The jarvey saved his life by
[16599] furious driving as sure as God made Moses. What? O, Jesus, he did. And
[16604] And he shouting to the bloody dog:
[16608] And the last we saw was the bloody car rounding the corner and old
[16609] sheepsface on it gesticulating and the bloody mongrel after it with his
[16614] When, lo, there came about them all a great brightness and they beheld
[16615] the chariot wherein He stood ascend to heaven. And they beheld Him in
[16617] as of the sun, fair as the moon and terrible that for awe they durst not
[16618] look upon Him. And there came a voice out of heaven, calling: Elijah!
[16619] Elijah! And He answered with a main cry: Abba! Adonai! And they beheld

13. Nausicaa

[16632] embrace. Far away in the west the sun was setting and the last glow of
[16633] all too fleeting day lingered lovingly on sea and strand, on the proud
[16635] the weedgrown rocks along Sandymount shore and, last but not least, on
[16641] scene and the air which was fresh but not too chilly. Many a time and
[16643] chat beside the sparkling waves and discuss matters feminine, Cissy
[16644] Caffrey and Edy Boardman with the baby in the pushcar and Tommy and
[16646] caps to match and the name H. M. S. Belleisle printed on both. For Tommy
[16647] and Jacky Caffrey were twins, scarce four years old and very noisy and
[16649] bright merry faces and endearing ways about them. They were dabbling in
[16650] the sand with their spades and buckets, building castles as children do,
[16651] or playing with their big coloured ball, happy as the day was long. And
[16652] Edy Boardman was rocking the chubby baby to and fro in the pushcar while
[16654] months and nine days old and, though still a tiny toddler, was just
[16656] him to tease his fat little plucks and the dainty dimple in his chin.
[16661] And baby prattled after her:
[16666] so patient with little sufferers and Tommy Caffrey could never be got to
[16667] take his castor oil unless it was Cissy Caffrey that held his nose and
[16673] a laugh in her gipsylike eyes and a frolicsome word on her cherryripe
[16674] red lips, a girl lovable in the extreme. And Edy Boardman laughed too at
[16677] But just then there was a slight altercation between Master Tommy and
[16678] Master Jacky. Boys will be boys and our two twins were no exception
[16680] which Master Jacky had built and Master Tommy would have it right go
[16683] selfwilled too and, true to the maxim that every little Irishman’s
[16684] house is his castle, he fell upon his hated rival and to such purpose
[16685] that the wouldbe assailant came to grief and (alas to relate!) the
[16689] —Come here, Tommy, his sister called imperatively. At once! And you,
[16694] big sister’s word was law with the twins. And in a sad plight he
[16695] was too after his misadventure. His little man-o’-war top and
[16697] art of smoothing over life’s tiny troubles and very quickly not one
[16700] away the hurtness and shook her hand at Master Jacky the culprit and
[16706] She put an arm round the little mariner and coaxed winningly:
[16708] —What’s your name? Butter and cream?
[16725] Cissy’s quick motherwit guessed what was amiss and she whispered to
[16727] couldn’t see and to mind he didn’t wet his new tan shoes.
[16735] more a Giltrap than a MacDowell. Her figure was slight and graceful,
[16738] Welch’s female pills and she was much better of those discharges she
[16739] used to get and that tired feeling. The waxen pallor of her face was
[16742] alabaster with tapering fingers and as white as lemonjuice and queen of
[16747] tiffs from time to time like the rest of mortals) and she told her not
[16751] unmistakably evidenced in her delicate hands and higharched instep. Had
[16753] her own right and had she only received the benefit of a good education
[16755] land and have seen herself exquisitely gowned with jewels on her brow
[16756] and patrician suitors at her feet vying with one another to pay their
[16761] Gerty’s were of the bluest Irish blue, set off by lustrous lashes and
[16766] becoming in leaders of fashion, and she had never regretted it. Then
[16767] there was blushing scientifically cured and how to be tall increase your
[16768] height and you have a beautiful face but your nose? That would suit Mrs
[16771] it. She had cut it that very morning on account of the new moon and it
[16772] nestled about her pretty head in a profusion of luxuriant clusters and
[16773] pared her nails too, Thursday for wealth. And just now at Edy’s words
[16781] The pretty lips pouted awhile but then she glanced up and broke out into
[16787] and down in front of her window. Only now his father kept him in in the
[16789] on and he was going to go to Trinity college to study for a doctor when
[16793] piercing to the core. Yet he was young and perchance he might learn
[16794] to love her in time. They were protestants in his family and of course
[16795] Gerty knew Who came first and after Him the Blessed Virgin and then
[16796] Saint Joseph. But he was undeniably handsome with an exquisite nose and
[16799] off the common and the way he turned the bicycle at the lamp with his
[16800] hands off the bars and also the nice perfume of those good cigarettes
[16801] and besides they were both of a size too he and she and that was why Edy
[16803] and ride up and down in front of her bit of a garden.
[16809] with a smart vee opening down to the division and kerchief pocket (in
[16811] favourite perfume because the handkerchief spoiled the sit) and a navy
[16814] nigger straw contrast trimmed with an underbrim of eggblue chenille and
[16818] you would never notice, seven fingers two and a penny. She did it up all
[16819] by herself and what joy was hers when she tried it on then, smiling at
[16820] the lovely reflection which the mirror gave back to her! And when she
[16824] she never had a foot like Gerty MacDowell, a five, and never would
[16825] ash, oak or elm) with patent toecaps and just one smart buckle over
[16827] proportions beneath her skirt and just the proper amount and no more of
[16828] her shapely limbs encased in finespun hose with highspliced heels and
[16829] wide garter tops. As for undies they were Gerty’s chief care and who
[16830] that knows the fluttering hopes and fears of sweet seventeen (though
[16833] three garments and nighties extra, and each set slotted with different
[16834] coloured ribbons, rosepink, pale blue, mauve and peagreen, and she aired
[16835] them herself and blued them when they came home from the wash and ironed
[16836] them and she had a brickbat to keep the iron on because she wouldn’t
[16839] and lucky too for a bride to have a bit of blue somewhere on her because
[16841] brought him in to study for the intermediate exhibition and because
[16843] morning she nearly slipped up the old pair on her inside out and that
[16844] was for luck and lovers’ meeting if you put those things on inside
[16848] And yet and yet! That strained look on her face! A gnawing sorrow is
[16849] there all the time. Her very soul is in her eyes and she would give
[16851] way to tears, she could have a good cry and relieve her pentup feelings
[16854] upon a face infinitely sad and wistful. Gerty MacDowell yearns in vain.
[16856] has been arranged and the weddingbells ringing for Mrs Reggy Wylie T.
[16858] and in the fashionable intelligence Mrs Gertrude Wylie was wearing a
[16862] was still in short trousers) when they were alone and he stole an arm
[16864] one in a strangely husky voice and snatched a half kiss (the first!) but
[16865] it was only the end of her nose and then he hastened from the room with
[16867] had never been Reggy Wylie’s strong point and he who would woo and win
[16869] to be asked and it was leap year too and would soon be over. No prince
[16870] charming is her beau ideal to lay a rare and wondrous love at her feet
[16872] his ideal, perhaps his hair slightly flecked with grey, and who would
[16874] the strength of his deep passionate nature and comfort her with a long
[16880] And while Edy Boardman was with little Tommy behind the pushcar she was
[16883] the face, Bertha Supple too, and Edy, little spitfire, because she would
[16885] too for Gerty was womanly wise and knew that a mere man liked that
[16886] feeling of hominess. Her griddlecakes done to a goldenbrown hue and
[16889] in the fine selfraising flour and always stir in the same direction,
[16890] then cream the milk and sugar and whisk well the white of eggs though
[16892] her shy and often she wondered why you couldn’t eat something poetical
[16893] like violets or roses and they would have a beautifully appointed
[16894] drawingroom with pictures and engravings and the photograph of grandpapa
[16896] and chintz covers for the chairs and that silver toastrack in Clery’s
[16900] and they would go on the continent for their honeymoon (three wonderful
[16901] weeks!) and then, when they settled down in a nice snug and cosy little
[16903] perfectly served, for their own two selves and before he went out to
[16904] business he would give his dear little wifey a good hearty hug and gaze
[16907] Edy Boardman asked Tommy Caffrey was he done and he said yes so then she
[16908] buttoned up his little knickerbockers for him and told him to run off
[16909] and play with Jacky and to be good now and not to fight. But Tommy said
[16910] he wanted the ball and Edy told him no that baby was playing with the
[16911] ball and if he took it there’d be wigs on the green but Tommy said it
[16912] was his ball and he wanted his ball and he pranced on the ground, if
[16914] Caffrey since he was out of pinnies. Edy told him no, no and to be off
[16915] now with him and she told Cissy Caffrey not to give in to him.
[16920] finger and she snatched the ball quickly and threw it along the sand and
[16925] And she tickled tiny tot’s two cheeks to make him forget and
[16927] gingerbread carriage and here he walks in, chinchopper, chinchopper,
[16936] Gerty MacDowell bent down her head and crimsoned at the idea of Cissy
[16938] life to say, flushing a deep rosy red, and Edy Boardman said she was
[16942] —Let him! she said with a pert toss of her head and a piquant tilt of
[16947] For instance when she asked you would you have some more Chinese tea and
[16948] jaspberry ram and when she drew the jugs too and the men’s faces on
[16950] go where you know she said she wanted to run and pay a visit to the Miss
[16951] White. That was just like Cissycums. O, and will you ever forget her
[16952] the evening she dressed up in her father’s suit and hat and the burned
[16953] cork moustache and walked down Tritonville road, smoking a cigarette.
[16955] one of the bravest and truest hearts heaven ever made, not one of your
[16958] And then there came out upon the air the sound of voices and the pealing
[16960] by the missioner, the reverend John Hughes S. J., rosary, sermon and
[16962] together without distinction of social class (and a most edifying
[16970] second to none. Over and over had she told herself that as she mused by
[16974] which has ruined so many hearths and homes had cast its shadow over her
[16976] violence caused by intemperance and had seen her own father, a prey to
[16982] And still the voices sang in supplication to the Virgin most powerful,
[16983] Virgin most merciful. And Gerty, rapt in thought, scarce saw or heard
[16987] any way screwed but still and for all that she would not like him for a
[16990] pimples on it and his sandy moustache a bit white under his nose. Poor
[16992] Mary, how to woo thee or My love and cottage near Rochelle and they had
[16993] stewed cockles and lettuce with Lazenby’s salad dressing for supper
[16994] and when he sang The moon hath raised with Mr Dignam that died suddenly
[16995] and was buried, God have mercy on him, from a stroke. Her mother’s
[16996] birthday that was and Charley was home on his holidays and Tom and Mr
[16997] Dignam and Mrs and Patsy and Freddy Dignam and they were to have had a
[16999] laid to rest. And her mother said to him to let that be a warning to
[17000] him for the rest of his days and he couldn’t even go to the funeral on
[17001] account of the gout and she had to go into town to bring him the letters
[17002] and samples from his office about Catesby’s cork lino, artistic,
[17003] standard designs, fit for a palace, gives tiptop wear and always bright
[17004] and cheery in the home.
[17008] gold. And when her mother had those raging splitting headaches who was
[17010] like her mother’s taking pinches of snuff and that was the only single
[17013] the main every night and it was Gerty who tacked up on the wall of that
[17020] a soft clinging white in a studied attitude and the gentleman was in
[17021] chocolate and he looked a thorough aristocrat. She often looked at them
[17022] dreamily when she went there for a certain purpose and felt her own
[17023] arms that were white and soft just like hers with the sleeves back
[17024] and thought about those times because she had found out in Walker’s
[17033] sitting there by himself came gallantly to the rescue and intercepted
[17034] the ball. Our two champions claimed their plaything with lusty cries and
[17036] her please. The gentleman aimed the ball once or twice and then threw
[17037] it up the strand towards Cissy Caffrey but it rolled down the slope and
[17039] The twins clamoured again for it and Cissy told her to kick it away and
[17041] stupid ball hadn’t come rolling down to her and she gave a kick but
[17042] she missed and Edy and Cissy laughed.
[17046] Gerty smiled assent and bit her lip. A delicate pink crept into her
[17048] her skirt a little but just enough and took good aim and gave the ball a
[17049] jolly good kick and it went ever so far and the two twins after it down
[17052] warm flush, a danger signal always with Gerty MacDowell, surging and
[17055] look at him and the face that met her gaze there in the twilight, wan
[17056] and strangely drawn, seemed to her the saddest she had ever seen.
[17059] and with it the fragrant names of her who was conceived without stain of
[17061] for us, vessel of singular devotion, pray for us, mystical rose. And
[17062] careworn hearts were there and toilers for their daily bread and many
[17063] who had erred and wandered, their eyes wet with contrition but for all
[17073] she cried behind the hood of the pushcar and Edy asked where was Cissy
[17074] gone and then Cissy popped up her head and cried ah! and, my word,
[17075] didn’t the little chap enjoy that! And then she told him to say papa.
[17079] And baby did his level best to say it for he was very intelligent for
[17080] eleven months everyone said and big for his age and the picture of
[17081] health, a perfect little bunch of love, and he would certainly turn out
[17086] Cissy wiped his little mouth with the dribbling bib and wanted him to
[17087] sit up properly and say pa pa pa but when she undid the strap she cried
[17088] out, holy saint Denis, that he was possing wet and to double the half
[17090] obstreperous at such toilet formalities and he let everyone know it:
[17094] And two great big lovely big tears coursing down his cheeks. It was all
[17095] no use soothering him with no, nono, baby, no and telling him about the
[17096] geegee and where was the puffpuff but Ciss, always readywitted, gave
[17097] him in his mouth the teat of the suckingbottle and the young heathen was
[17101] of that and not get on her nerves, no hour to be out, and the little
[17104] chalks and such a pity too leaving them there to be all blotted out, the
[17105] evening and the clouds coming out and the Bailey light on Howth and to
[17106] hear the music like that and the perfume of those incense they burned
[17107] in the church like a kind of waft. And while she gazed her heart went
[17108] pitapat. Yes, it was her he was looking at, and there was meaning in his
[17110] and through, read her very soul. Wonderful eyes they were, superbly
[17112] see at once by his dark eyes and his pale intellectual face that he
[17118] sitting. He was in deep mourning, she could see that, and the story of a
[17120] know what it was. He was looking up so intently, so still, and he saw
[17121] her kick the ball and perhaps he could see the bright steel buckles of
[17125] of which she had so often dreamed. It was he who mattered and there was
[17134] those cyclists showing off what they hadn’t got and she just yearned
[17137] gently, like a real man, crushing her soft body to him, and love her,
[17141] it been said that whosoever prays to her with faith and constancy can
[17142] never be lost or cast away: and fitly is she too a haven of refuge for
[17145] glass windows lighted up, the candles, the flowers and the blue banners
[17146] of the blessed Virgin’s sodality and Father Conroy was helping Canon
[17147] O’Hanlon at the altar, carrying things in and out with his eyes cast
[17148] down. He looked almost a saint and his confessionbox was so quiet and
[17149] clean and dark and his hands were just like white wax and if ever she
[17154] voice of nature and we were all subject to nature’s laws, he said, in
[17155] this life and that that was no sin because that came from the nature of
[17156] woman instituted by God, he said, and that Our Blessed Lady herself said
[17158] was so kind and holy and often and often she thought and thought could
[17161] white and gold with a canarybird that came out of a little house to tell
[17166] The exasperating little brats of twins began to quarrel again and Jacky
[17167] threw the ball out towards the sea and they both ran after it. Little
[17168] monkeys common as ditchwater. Someone ought to take them and give them
[17170] them. And Cissy and Edy shouted after them to come back because they
[17171] were afraid the tide might come in on them and be drowned.
[17176] last time she’d ever bring them out. She jumped up and called them and
[17180] long because it wasn’t natural so she could just go and throw her hat
[17183] was a lot of the tomboy about Cissy Caffrey and she was a forward piece
[17184] whenever she thought she had a good opportunity to show off and just
[17186] all the end of her petticoat running and her skinny shanks up as far as
[17189] on her to make her look tall and got a fine tumble. Tableau! That would
[17193] they prayed, queen of the most holy rosary and then Father Conroy handed
[17194] the thurible to Canon O’Hanlon and he put in the incense and censed
[17195] the Blessed Sacrament and Cissy Caffrey caught the two twins and she
[17199] he never took his eyes off of her and then Canon O’Hanlon handed the
[17200] thurible back to Father Conroy and knelt down looking up at the Blessed
[17201] Sacrament and the choir began to sing the Tantum ergo and she just swung
[17202] her foot in and out in time as the music rose and fell to the Tantumer
[17203] gosa cramen tum. Three and eleven she paid for those stockings in
[17205] Easter and there wasn’t a brack on them and that was what he was
[17206] looking at, transparent, and not at her insignificant ones that had
[17210] Cissy came up along the strand with the two twins and their ball with
[17211] her hat anyhow on her to one side after her run and she did look a
[17213] a fortnight before like a rag on her back and a bit of her petticoat
[17215] settle her hair and a prettier, a daintier head of nutbrown tresses was
[17221] underneath the brim and swung her buckled shoe faster for her breath
[17224] the devil in him and at the thought a burning scarlet swept from throat
[17229] baby. Irritable little gnat she was and always would be and that was why
[17231] hers. And she said to Gerty:
[17238] Because she wished to goodness they’d take the snottynosed twins and
[17240] gave a gentle hint about its being late. And when Cissy came up Edy
[17241] asked her the time and Miss Cissy, as glib as you like, said it was half
[17248] So over she went and when he saw her coming she could see him take his
[17249] hand out of his pocket, getting nervous, and beginning to play with his
[17252] had been there, fascinated by a loveliness that made him gaze, and the
[17257] right time and Gerty could see him taking out his watch, listening to it
[17258] and looking up and clearing his throat and he said he was very sorry his
[17260] sun was set. His voice had a cultured ring in it and though he spoke in
[17262] Cissy said thanks and came back with her tongue out and said uncle said
[17265] Then they sang the second verse of the Tantum ergo and Canon O’Hanlon
[17266] got up again and censed the Blessed Sacrament and knelt down and he told
[17268] flowers and Father Conroy got up and settled it all right and she could
[17269] see the gentleman winding his watch and listening to the works and she
[17270] swung her leg more in and out in time. It was getting darker but he
[17271] could see and he was looking all the time that he was winding the watch
[17272] or whatever he was doing to it and then he put it back and put his hands
[17274] her and she knew by the feel of her scalp and that irritation against
[17280] face. It is for you, Gertrude MacDowell, and you know it.
[17282] Edy began to get ready to go and it was high time for her and Gerty
[17285] to push up the pushcar and Cissy took off the twins’ caps and tidied
[17286] their hair to make herself attractive of course and Canon O’Hanlon
[17287] stood up with his cope poking up at his neck and Father Conroy handed
[17288] him the card to read off and he read out Panem de coelo praestitisti eis
[17289] and Edy and Cissy were talking about the time all the time and asking
[17290] her but Gerty could pay them back in their own coin and she just
[17299] better than he knew. Lighthearted deceiver and fickle like all his sex
[17300] he would never understand what he had meant to her and for an instant
[17305] —O, responded Gerty, quick as lightning, laughing, and the proud head
[17311] for Mr Reggy with his swank and his bit of money she could just chuck
[17312] him aside as if he was so much filth and never again would she cast as
[17313] much as a second thought on him and tear his silly postcard into a dozen
[17314] pieces. And if ever after he dared to presume she could give him one
[17316] puny little Edy’s countenance fell to no slight extent and Gerty could
[17319] struck home for her petty jealousy and they both knew that she was
[17320] something aloof, apart, in another sphere, that she was not of them and
[17321] never would be and there was somebody else too that knew it and saw it
[17322] so they could put that in their pipe and smoke it.
[17324] Edy straightened up baby Boardman to get ready to go and Cissy tucked in
[17325] the ball and the spades and buckets and it was high time too because the
[17326] sandman was on his way for Master Boardman junior. And Cissy told him
[17327] too that billy winks was coming and that baby was to go deedaw and baby
[17328] looked just too ducky, laughing up out of his gleeful eyes, and Cissy
[17329] poked him like that out of fun in his wee fat tummy and baby, without as
[17330] much as by your leave, sent up his compliments to all and sundry on to
[17338] Gerty stifled a smothered exclamation and gave a nervous cough and Edy
[17339] asked what and she was just going to tell her to catch it while it was
[17348] of Erin, the touching chime of those evening bells and at the same
[17350] thither, with a tiny lost cry. And she could see far away the lights of
[17352] paints because it was easier than to make a man and soon the lamplighter
[17353] would be going his rounds past the presbyterian church grounds and along
[17354] by shady Tritonville avenue where the couples walked and lighting the
[17357] Vaughan and other tales. For Gerty had her dreams that no-one knew of.
[17358] She loved to read poetry and when she got a keepsake from Bertha Supple
[17361] it did not err on the side of luxury, was scrupulously neat and clean.
[17364] her alabaster pouncetbox and the ribbons to change when her things came
[17365] home from the wash and there were some beautiful thoughts written in it
[17370] ideal? it was called by Louis J Walsh, Magherafelt, and after there was
[17371] something about twilight, wilt thou ever? and ofttimes the beauty of
[17374] one by one, and but for that one shortcoming she knew she need fear no
[17375] competition and that was an accident coming down Dalkey hill and she
[17380] would she be to him and gild his days with happiness. There was the
[17381] allimportant question and she was dying to know was he a married man or
[17388] with the soldiers and coarse men with no respect for a girl’s honour,
[17389] degrading the sex and being taken up to the police station. No, no:
[17390] not that. They would be just good friends like a big brother and sister
[17401] Canon O’Hanlon put the Blessed Sacrament back into the tabernacle and
[17402] genuflected and the choir sang Laudate Dominum omnes gentes and then he
[17403] locked the tabernacle door because the benediction was over and Father
[17404] Conroy handed him his hat to put on and crosscat Edy asked wasn’t she
[17409] And they all looked was it sheet lightning but Tommy saw it too over the
[17410] trees beside the church, blue and then green and purple.
[17414] And they all ran down the strand to see over the houses and the church,
[17415] helterskelter, Edy with the pushcar with baby Boardman in it and Cissy
[17416] holding Tommy and Jacky by the hand so they wouldn’t fall running.
[17420] But Gerty was adamant. She had no intention of being at their beck and
[17423] pulses tingling. She looked at him a moment, meeting his glance, and
[17425] silent as the grave, and it had made her his. At last they were left
[17426] alone without the others to pry and pass remarks and she knew he could
[17428] honour to his fingertips. His hands and face were working and a tremour
[17430] and she caught her knee in her hands so as not to fall back looking up
[17431] and there was no-one to see only him and her when she revealed all her
[17432] graceful beautifully shaped legs like that, supply soft and delicately
[17433] rounded, and she seemed to hear the panting of his heart, his hoarse
[17435] hotblooded, because Bertha Supple told her once in dead secret and made
[17438] papers of those skirtdancers and highkickers and she said he used to do
[17442] his and the first quick hot touch of his handsome lips. Besides there
[17444] married and there ought to be women priests that would understand
[17445] without your telling out and Cissy Caffrey too sometimes had that dreamy
[17446] kind of dreamy look in her eyes so that she too, my dear, and Winny
[17447] Rippingham so mad about actors’ photographs and besides it was on
[17450] And Jacky Caffrey shouted to look, there was another and she leaned back
[17451] and the garters were blue to match on account of the transparent and
[17452] they all saw it and they all shouted to look, look, there it was and
[17453] she leaned back ever so far to see the fireworks and something queer was
[17454] flying through the air, a soft thing, to and fro, dark. And she saw a
[17455] long Roman candle going up over the trees, up, up, and, in the tense
[17456] hush, they were all breathless with excitement as it went higher and
[17457] higher and she had to lean back more and more to look up after it, high,
[17458] high, almost out of sight, and her face was suffused with a divine, an
[17459] entrancing blush from straining back and he could see her other things
[17461] those other pettiwidth, the green, four and eleven, on account of being
[17462] white and she let him and she saw that he saw and then it went so high
[17463] it went out of sight a moment and she was trembling in every limb from
[17465] where no-one ever not even on the swing or wading and she wasn’t
[17466] ashamed and he wasn’t either to look in that immodest way like that
[17469] looking and he kept on looking, looking. She would fain have cried to
[17473] ages. And then a rocket sprang and bang shot blind blank and O! then the
[17474] Roman candle burst and it was like a sigh of O! and everyone cried O! O!
[17475] in raptures and it gushed out of it a stream of rain gold hair threads
[17476] and they shed and ah! they were all greeny dewy stars falling with
[17485] and, wretch that he was, how had he answered? An utter cad he had been!
[17487] for him too a word of pardon even though he had erred and sinned and
[17489] secret, only theirs, alone in the hiding twilight and there was none to
[17491] to and fro and little bats don’t tell.
[17494] what a great person she was: and then she cried:
[17499] into her kerchief pocket and took out the wadding and waved in reply of
[17500] course without letting him and then slipped it back. Wonder if he’s
[17502] meet again, there, and she would dream of that till then, tomorrow, of
[17504] souls met in a last lingering glance and the eyes that reached
[17507] a smile that verged on tears, and then they parted.
[17510] to Edy to Jacky and Tommy Caffrey, to little baby Boardman. It was
[17511] darker now and there were stones and bits of wood on the strand and
[17513] of her but with care and very slowly because—because Gerty MacDowell
[17519] left on the shelf and the others did a sprint. Thought something was
[17532] step. Sometimes Molly and Milly together. Anyhow I got the best of that.
[17535] gouger M’Coy stopping me to say nothing. And his wife engagement in
[17542] Tom. Willy’s hat and what the girls did with it. Do they snapshot
[17545] clean come and dirty me. And they like dressing one another for the
[17548] Us too: the tie he wore, his lovely socks and turnedup trousers. He
[17557] themselves. And the others inclined to give her an odd dig. Girl friends
[17559] kissing and whispering secrets about nothing in the convent garden. Nuns
[17560] with whitewashed faces, cool coifs and their rosaries going up and down,
[17561] vindictive too for what they can’t get. Barbed wire. Be sure now and
[17562] write to me. And I’ll write to you. Now won’t you? Molly and Josie
[17565] have you been doing with yourself? Kiss and delighted to, kiss, to
[17580] Always know a fellow courting: collars and cuffs. Well cocks and lions
[17581] do the same and stags. Same time might prefer a tie undone or something.
[17582] Trousers? Suppose I when I was? No. Gently does it. Dislike rough and
[17583] tumble. Kiss in the dark and never tell. Saw something in me. Wonder
[17587] see me in profile. Still, you never know. Pretty girls and ugly men
[17588] marrying. Beauty and the beast. Besides I can’t be so if Molly.
[17596] Flynn? And the day I went to Drimmie’s without a necktie. Wrangle
[17607] limping devil. Begins to feel cold and clammy. Aftereffect not pleasant.
[17609] perhaps. Go home to nicey bread and milky and say night prayers with the
[17614] Little sweetheart come and kiss me. Still, I feel. The strength it gives
[17621] Wonderful of course if you say: good evening, and you see she’s on
[17626] answer when they solicit must be horrible for them till they harden. And
[17628] the button and the bird will squeak. Wish she hadn’t called me sir.
[17629] O, her mouth in the dark! And you a married man with a single girl!
[17638] when he changed his mind and stopped. Yet if I went the whole hog, say:
[17642] time. What harm? Must since she came to the use of reason, he, he and
[17653] like a rocket, down like a stick. And the children, twins they must
[17656] And the dark one with the mop head and the nigger mouth. I knew she
[17660] lane. Say prunes and prisms forty times every morning, cure for fat
[17680] eye on a mirror. And when I sent her for Molly’s Paisley shawl to
[17694] A monkey puzzle rocket burst, spluttering in darting crackles. Zrads and
[17695] zrads, zrads, zrads. And Cissy and Tommy and Jacky ran out to see and
[17696] Edy after with the pushcar and then Gerty beyond the curve of the rocks.
[17709] like my name and the address Dolphin’s barn a blind.
[17712] And she lived with her mother in Irishtown.
[17718] and papa’s pants will soon fit Willy and fuller’s earth for the baby
[17722] even closed at first, sour milk in their swaddles and tainted curds.
[17727] brushing his coat. And Mrs Breen and Mrs Dignam once like that too,
[17744] of seventy and blushing bride. Marry in May and repent in December. This
[17750] Other hand a sixfooter with a wifey up to his watchpocket. Long and
[17751] the short of it. Big he and little she. Very strange about my watch.
[17756] Earth for instance pulling this and being pulled. That causes movement.
[17757] And time, well that’s the time the movement takes. Then if one thing
[17761] Come. Tip. Woman and man that is. Fork and steel. Molly, he. Dress
[17762] up and look and suggest and let you see and see more and defy you if
[17763] you’re a man to see that and, like a sneeze coming, legs, look, look
[17764] and if you have any guts in you. Tip. Have to let fly.
[17768] stuck out, head back, about the farmer in the ridingboots and spurs at
[17769] the horse show. And when the painters were in Lombard street west.
[17775] all round over me and half down my back.
[17780] kind. Sweet and cheap: soon sour. Why Molly likes opoponax. Suits her,
[17781] with a little jessamine mixed. Her high notes and her low notes. At the
[17783] was wearing her black and it had the perfume of the time before. Good
[17791] call it gossamer, and they’re always spinning it out of them, fine as
[17796] Reminds me of strawberries and cream. Wonder where it is really. There
[17798] and corners. Hyacinth perfume made of oil of ether or something.
[17808] John had on his desk the other day. Breath? What you eat and drink gives
[17813] diffuses itself all through the body, permeates. Source of life. And
[17820] went back and the soap not paid. Dislike carrying bottles like that hag
[17823] paragraph. Two and nine. Bad opinion of me he’ll have. Call tomorrow.
[17824] How much do I owe you? Three and nine? Two and nine, sir. Ah. Might stop
[17826] Fellows run up a bill on the slate and then slinking around the back
[17837] Leopold Bloom. Payment at the rate of one guinea per column. And that
[17843] of rain it is. The royal reader. And distant hills seem coming nigh.
[17873] History repeats itself. Ye crags and peaks I’m with you once again.
[17874] Life, love, voyage round your own little world. And now? Sad about her
[17879] rhododendrons. I am a fool perhaps. He gets the plums, and I the
[17889] house. Mat Dillon and his bevy of daughters: Tiny, Atty, Floey, Maimy,
[17890] Louy, Hetty. Molly too. Eightyseven that was. Year before we. And the
[17892] I an only child. So it returns. Think you’re escaping and run into
[17893] yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home. And just when he
[17894] and she. Circus horse walking in a ring. Rip van Winkle we played. Rip:
[17896] cockles and periwinkles. Then I did Rip van Winkle coming back. She
[17907] for us. And pray for us. And pray for us. Good idea the repetition. Same
[17908] thing with ads. Buy from us. And buy from us. Yes, there’s the light
[17926] together in the wind and light. Or broken bottles in the furze act as
[17933] they say. Like our small talk. And says she and says he. Nerve they have
[17934] to fly over the ocean and back. Lots must be killed in storms, telegraph
[17944] with a scapular or a medal on him for luck. Well. And the tephilim
[17946] touch. That brought us out of the land of Egypt and into the house of
[17949] grim life, lifebelt round him, gulping salt water, and that’s the last
[17953] and cargo in smithereens, Davy Jones’ locker, moon looking down so
[17957] funds for Mercer’s hospital and broke, drooping, and shed a cluster
[17961] postman, the glowworm’s lamp at his belt gleaming here and there
[17962] through the laurel hedges. And among the five young trees a hoisted
[17965] Telegraph, stop press edition! Result of the Gold Cup races! and from
[17966] the door of Dignam’s house a boy ran out and called. Twittering the
[17969] rhododendrons (he was old) and felt gladly the night breeze lift, ruffle
[17970] his fell of ferns. He lay but opened a red eye unsleeping, deep and
[17971] slowly breathing, slumberous but awake. And far on Kish bank the
[17975] Lights board. Penance for their sins. Coastguards too. Rocket and
[17976] breeches buoy and lifeboat. Day we went out for the pleasure cruise in
[17979] overboard to feed the herrings. Nausea. And the women, fear of God in
[17981] Don’t know what death is at that age. And then their stomachs clean.
[17987] troubles wildfire and nettlerash. Calomel purge I got her for that.
[18013] Ought to go home and laugh at themselves. Always want to be swilling in
[18028] O’Connor wife and five children poisoned by mussels here. The sewage.
[18030] him in tow, platter face and a large apron. Ladies’ grey flannelette
[18031] bloomers, three shillings a pair, astonishing bargain. Plain and loved,
[18032] loved for ever, they say. Ugly: no woman thinks she is. Love, lie and be
[18039] of Keyes’s. Work Hynes and Crawford. Petticoats for Molly. She has
[18042] Mr Bloom stooped and turned over a piece of paper on the strand. He
[18043] brought it near his eyes and peered. Letter? No. Can’t read. Better
[18045] holes and pebbles. Who could count them? Never know what you find.
[18061] mirror, breathe on it, stirs. All these rocks with lines and scars and
[18081] Not even the smoke. And she can do the other. Did too. And Belfast. I
[18102] O’Hanlon and Father Conroy and the reverend John Hughes S. J. were
[18103] taking tea and sodabread and butter and fried mutton chops with catsup
[18104] and talking about
[18112] MacDowell, and she noticed at once that that foreign gentleman that was

14. Oxen of the Sun

[18127] Send us bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Send
[18128] us bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Send us
[18129] bright one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit.
[18136] which the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that in
[18149] behoves every most just citizen to become the exhortator and admonisher
[18150] of his semblables and to tremble lest what had in the past been by the
[18157] command and promise which on all mortals with prophecy of abundance
[18166] have sedulously set down the divers methods by which the sick and the
[18170] commensurate and therefore a plan was by them adopted (whether by having
[18175] in that allhardest of woman hour chiefly required and not solely for the
[18177] scarcely and often not even scarcely could subsist valiantly and for an
[18180] To her nothing already then and thenceforward was anyway able to be
[18182] mothers prosperity at all not to can be and as they had received
[18194] now done and by wise foresight set: but to this no less of what drugs
[18195] there is need and surgical implements which are pertaining to her
[18198] and human, the cogitation of which by sejunct females is to tumescence
[18200] mothers when, ostensibly far gone and reproductitive, it is come by her
[18208] mothers are wont that they lie for to thole and bring forth bairns hale
[18218] Christ’s rood made she on breastbone and him drew that he would rathe
[18223] he ere was living with dear wife and lovesome daughter that then over
[18224] land and seafloor nine years had long outwandered. Once her in townhithe
[18232] tidings sent from far coast and she with grameful sigh him answered that
[18237] goodness with masspriest to be shriven, holy housel and sick men’s oil
[18239] the dead man was died and the nun answered him and said that he was died
[18241] and she prayed to God the Allruthful to have his dear soul in his
[18245] Therefore, everyman, look to that last end that is thy death and the
[18250] The man that was come in to the house then spoke to the nursingwoman and
[18252] The nursingwoman answered him and said that that woman was in throes
[18253] now full three days and that it would be a hard birth unneth to bear
[18259] motherhood and he wondered to look on her face that was a fair face for
[18263] And whiles they spake the door of the castle was opened and there nighed
[18264] them a mickle noise as of many that sat there at meat. And there came
[18265] against the place as they stood a young learningknight yclept Dixon. And
[18270] horrible and dreadful dragon was smitten him for which he did do make
[18271] a salve of volatile salt and chrism as much as he might suffice. And he
[18273] them that were there. And the traveller Leopold said that he should go
[18274] otherwhither for he was a man of cautels and a subtile. Also the lady
[18275] was of his avis and repreved the learningknight though she trowed well
[18278] him in aught contrarious to his list and he said how it was a marvellous
[18279] castle. And the traveller Leopold went into the castle for to rest him
[18281] lands and sometime venery.
[18283] And in the castle was set a board that was of the birchwood of Finlandy
[18284] and it was upheld by four dwarfmen of that country but they durst not
[18285] move more for enchantment. And on this board were frightful swords and
[18287] flames that they fix then in the horns of buffalos and stags that there
[18288] abound marvellously. And there were vessels that are wrought by magic of
[18289] Mahound out of seasand and the air by a warlock with his breath that he
[18290] blases in to them like to bubbles. And full fair cheer and rich was on
[18291] the board that no wight could devise a fuller ne richer. And there was
[18294] thing without they see it natheless they are so. And these fishes lie
[18296] that therein is like to the juices of the olivepress. And also it was
[18299] that they do in to it swells up wondrously like to a vast mountain. And
[18301] out of the ground and of the scales of these serpents they brew out a
[18304] And the learning knight let pour for childe Leopold a draught and halp
[18305] thereto the while all they that were there drank every each. And childe
[18306] Leopold did up his beaver for to pleasure him and took apertly somewhat
[18307] in amity for he never drank no manner of mead which he then put by and
[18308] anon full privily he voided the more part in his neighbour glass and
[18309] his neighbour nist not of this wile. And he sat down in that castle with
[18312] This meanwhile this good sister stood by the door and begged them at the
[18315] fast. Sir Leopold heard on the upfloor cry on high and he wondered what
[18316] cry that it was whether of child or woman and I marvel, said he, that it
[18317] be not come or now. Meseems it dureth overlong. And he was ware and saw
[18319] any of the tother and for that they both were knights virtuous in the
[18320] one emprise and eke by cause that he was elder he spoke to him full
[18322] bounty and have joy of her childing for she hath waited marvellous long.
[18323] And the franklin that had drunken said, Expecting each moment to be her
[18325] none asking nor desiring of him to drink and, Now drink, said he, fully
[18326] delectably, and he quaffed as far as he might to their both’s health
[18327] for he was a passing good man of his lustiness. And sir Leopold that was
[18328] the goodliest guest that ever sat in scholars’ hall and that was the
[18329] meekest man and the kindest that ever laid husbandly hand under hen and
[18337] Merciable’s with other his fellows Lynch and Madden, scholars of
[18338] medicine, and the franklin that hight Lenehan and one from Alba Longa,
[18339] one Crotthers, and young Stephen that had mien of a frere that was at
[18340] head of the board and Costello that men clepen Punch Costello all long
[18341] of a mastery of him erewhile gested (and of all them, reserved young
[18342] Stephen, he was the most drunken that demanded still of more mead) and
[18344] he promised to have come and such as intended to no goodness said how
[18345] he had broke his avow. And sir Leopold sat with them for he bore fast
[18346] friendship to sir Simon and to this his son young Stephen and for that
[18351] For they were right witty scholars. And he heard their aresouns each gen
[18352] other as touching birth and righteousness, young Madden maintaining that
[18355] now was trespassed out of this world and the self night next before her
[18356] death all leeches and pothecaries had taken counsel of her case). And
[18358] the woman should bring forth in pain and wherefore they that were of
[18360] conscience to let her die. And not few and of these was young Lynch
[18365] should live and the babe to die. In colour whereof they waxed hot
[18366] upon that head what with argument and what for their drinking but the
[18369] affair and said how that she was dead and how for holy religion sake by
[18370] rede of palmer and bedesman and for a vow he had made to Saint Ultan of
[18373] Murmur, sirs, is eke oft among lay folk. Both babe and parent now
[18377] and Giver of Life? For, sirs, he said, our lust is brief. We are means
[18378] to those small creatures within us and nature has other ends than we.
[18380] overmuch drunken and the best word he could have of him was that he
[18386] him, witnessing all and several by saint Foutinus his engines that
[18388] laughed they all right jocundly only young Stephen and sir Leopold which
[18390] not bewray and also for that he rued for her that bare whoso she might
[18397] peradventure in her bath according to the opinions of Averroes and Moses
[18399] soul was infused and how in all our holy mother foldeth ever souls for
[18405] life. A wariness of mind he would answer as fitted all and, laying hand
[18407] him, who had ever loved the art of physic as might a layman, and
[18409] good for that mother Church belike at one blow had birth and death pence
[18410] and in such sort deliverly he scaped their questions. That is truth,
[18411] pardy, said Dixon, and, or I err, a pregnant word. Which hearing young
[18412] Stephen was a marvellous glad man and he averred that he who stealeth
[18414] was drunken and that he was now in that taking it appeared eftsoons.
[18418] and as he was minded of his good lady Marion that had borne him an only
[18419] manchild which on his eleventh day on live had died and no man of art
[18420] could save so dark is destiny. And she was wondrous stricken of heart
[18421] for that evil hap and for his burial did him on a fair corselet of
[18422] lamb’s wool, the flower of the flock, lest he might perish utterly and
[18423] lie akeled (for it was then about the midst of the winter) and now sir
[18425] friend’s son and was shut up in sorrow for his forepassed happiness
[18426] and as sad as he was that him failed a son of such gentle courage (for
[18428] for young Stephen for that he lived riotously with those wastrels and
[18436] quod he, of this mazer and quaff ye this mead which is not indeed parcel
[18439] will comfort more than the other will dismay. See ye here. And he showed
[18440] them glistering coins of the tribute and goldsmith notes the worth of
[18450] puissant who aventried the dear corse of our Agenbuyer, Healer and Herd,
[18451] our mighty mother and mother most venerable and Bernardus saith aptly
[18453] almightiness of petition because she is the second Eve and she won
[18456] seed, breed and generation, for a penny pippin. But here is the matter
[18457] now. Or she knew him, that second I say, and was but creature of her
[18458] creature, vergine madre, figlia di tuo figlio, or she knew him not and
[18460] lives in the house that Jack built and with Joseph the joiner patron of
[18464] consubstantiality but in no case subsubstantiality. And all cried out
[18467] Let the lewd with faith and fervour worship. With will will we
[18470] Hereupon Punch Costello dinged with his fist upon the board and would
[18477] turmoil might shorten the honour of her guard. It was an ancient and
[18478] a sad matron of a sedate look and christian walking, in habit dun
[18479] beseeming her megrims and wrinkled visage, nor did her hortative want of
[18480] it effect for incontinently Punch Costello was of them all embraided and
[18481] they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with
[18488] time’s occasion as most sacred and most worthy to be most sacred. In
[18493] had not cided to take friar’s vows and he answered him obedience in
[18496] deeds and how, as he heard hereof counted, he had besmirched the lily
[18497] virtue of a confiding female which was corruption of minors and they all
[18498] intershowed it too, waxing merry and toasting to his fathership. But he
[18500] the eternal son and ever virgin. Thereat mirth grew in them the more and
[18501] they rehearsed to him his curious rite of wedlock for the disrobing and
[18503] to be in guise of white and saffron, her groom in white and grain, with
[18504] burning of nard and tapers, on a bridebed while clerks sung kyries and
[18507] delicate poets Master John Fletcher and Master Francis Beaumont that is
[18514] young sir, better were they named Beau Mount and Lecher for, by my
[18516] his best remembrance they had but the one doxy between them and she of
[18518] in those days and the custom of the country approved with it. Greater
[18520] his friend. Go thou and do likewise. Thus, or words to that effect,
[18524] thou wilt have the secondbest bed. Orate, fratres, pro memetipso. And
[18525] all the people shall say, Amen. Remember, Erin, thy generations and
[18526] thy days of old, how thou settedst little by me and by my word and
[18528] sight and to wax fat and kick like Jeshurum. Therefore hast thou
[18529] sinned against my light and hast made me, thy lord, to be the slave of
[18532] a merchant of jalaps and didst deny me to the Roman and to the Indian of
[18534] my people, upon the land of behest, even from Horeb and from Nebo and
[18535] from Pisgah and from the Horns of Hatten unto a land flowing with milk
[18536] and money. But thou hast suckled me with a bitter milk: my moon and my
[18537] sun thou hast quenched for ever. And thou hast left me alone for ever
[18538] in the dark ways of my bitterness: and with a kiss of ashes hast thou
[18543] Tully saith of his darling Stoics) and Hamlet his father showeth the
[18545] Egypt’s plague which in the nights of prenativity and postmortemity is
[18546] their most proper ubi and quomodo. And as the ends and ultimates of
[18547] all things accord in some mean and measure with their inceptions and
[18550] and ablation towards the final which is agreeable unto nature so is it
[18555] sepulchre amid the conclamation of the hillcat and the ossifrage. And as
[18571] that hist his heart. And Master Lynch bade him have a care to flout and
[18572] witwanton as the god self was angered for his hellprate and paganry. And
[18574] mark and shrank together and his pitch that was before so haught uplift
[18575] was now of a sudden quite plucked down and his heart shook within the
[18577] mock and some jeer and Punch Costello fell hard again to his yale which
[18578] Master Lenehan vowed he would do after and he was indeed but a word and
[18580] old Nobodaddy was in his cups it was muchwhat indifferent and he would
[18585] him on his ribs upon that crack of doom and Master Bloom, at the
[18589] place, and all of the order of a natural phenomenon.
[18593] done away. And was he then neither calm like the one nor godly like the
[18602] as he was like the rest too a passing show. And would he not accept to
[18603] die like the rest and pass away? By no means would he though he must nor
[18607] which behoves to the king Delightful and shall be for ever where there
[18608] is no death and no birth neither wiving nor mothering at which all shall
[18609] come as many as believe on it? Yes, Pious had told him of that land and
[18612] said, is Bird-in-the-Hand and she beguiled him wrongways from the true
[18614] aside hither and I will show you a brave place, and she lay at him so
[18619] of Mothers the most lusted after and if they met with this whore
[18620] Bird-in-the-Hand (which was within all foul plagues, monsters and a
[18621] wicked devil) they would strain the last but they would make at her and
[18623] but notion and they could conceive no thought of it for, first,
[18624] Two-in-the-Bush whither she ticed them was the very goodliest grot and
[18626] printed on them, Pickaback and Topsyturvy and Shameface and Cheek by
[18627] Jowl and, second, for that foul plague Allpox and the monsters they
[18629] oxengut and, third, that they might take no hurt neither from Offspring
[18631] named Killchild. So were they all in their blind fancy, Mr Cavil and Mr
[18633] Young Boasthard and Mr Cautious Calmer. Wherein, O wretched company,
[18635] very grievous rage that he would presently lift his arm up and
[18636] spill their souls for their abuses and their spillings done by them
[18639] So Thursday sixteenth June Patk. Dignam laid in clay of an apoplexy and
[18642] fields athirst, very sadcoloured and stunk mightily, the quags and tofts
[18643] too. Hard to breathe and all the young quicks clean consumed without
[18645] rosy buds all gone brown and spread out blobs and on the hills nought
[18646] but dry flag and faggots that would catch at first fire. All the world
[18649] But by and by, as said, this evening after sundown, the wind sitting in
[18650] the west, biggish swollen clouds to be seen as the night increased and
[18651] the weatherwise poring up at them and some sheet lightnings at first and
[18652] after, past ten of the clock, one great stroke with a long thunder and
[18658] before bonedry and not one chair or coach or fiacre seen about but
[18665] from Mullingar with the stage where his coz and Mal M’s brother will
[18666] stay a month yet till Saint Swithin and asks what in the earth he does
[18667] there, he bound home and he to Andrew Horne’s being stayed for to
[18669] heifer, big of her age and beef to the heel, and all this while poured
[18670] with rain and so both together on to Horne’s. There Leop. Bloom of
[18674] fancied and Stephen D. Leop. Bloom there for a languor he had but was
[18677] those in ken to be for a change and Mistress Purefoy there, that got in
[18678] through pleading her belly, and now on the stools, poor body, two days
[18679] past her term, the midwives sore put to it and can’t deliver, she
[18681] and her breath very heavy more than good and should be a bullyboy from
[18683] chick to live, I hear, and Lady day bit off her last chick’s nails
[18684] that was then a twelvemonth and with other three all breastfed that died
[18685] written out in a fair hand in the king’s bible. Her hub fifty odd and
[18686] a methodist but takes the sacrament and is to be seen any fair sabbath
[18688] heavybraked reel or in a punt he has trailing for flounder and pollock
[18689] and catches a fine bag, I hear. In sum an infinite great fall of rain
[18690] and all refreshed and will much increase the harvest yet those in
[18691] ken say after wind and water fire shall come for a prognostication of
[18692] Malachi’s almanac (and I hear that Mr Russell has done a prophetical
[18695] bottom of reason for old crones and bairns yet sometimes they are found
[18699] was in that night’s gazette and he made a show to find it about him
[18701] Stephen’s persuasion he gave over the search and was bidden to sit
[18703] that went for a merryandrew or honest pickle and what belonged of women,
[18705] in fortunes and for the most part hankered about the coffeehouses
[18706] and low taverns with crimps, ostlers, bookies, Paul’s men, runners,
[18707] flatcaps, waistcoateers, ladies of the bagnio and other rogues of the
[18710] gossip. He took his ordinary at a boilingcook’s and if he had but
[18719] in this tin as ever came out of it and very friendly he offered to
[18721] meantime and found the place which was indeed the chief design of his
[18724] winelodge in Bordeaux and he spoke French like a gentleman too. From a
[18726] who could ill keep him to school to learn his letters and the use of
[18728] he took the bit between his teeth like a raw colt and was more familiar
[18729] with the justiciary and the parish beadle than with his volumes. One
[18731] would keep him from the bearpit and the cocking main, then he was
[18735] as a cat has lives and back again with naked pockets as many more to his
[18740] ’tis so bad, says he. And he had experience of the like brood beasts
[18741] and of springers, greasy hoggets and wether wool, having been some years
[18743] trade for live stock and meadow auctions hard by Mr Gavin Low’s yard
[18746] handsomely told him no such matter and that he had dispatches from the
[18752] Irish by name and irish by nature, says Mr Stephen, and he sent the ale
[18756] ring in his nose. True for you, says Mr Vincent cross the table, and a
[18757] bullseye into the bargain, says he, and a plumper and a portlier bull,
[18759] of gold and a sweet smoky breath coming out of his nostrils so that the
[18760] women of our island, leaving doughballs and rollingpins, followed after
[18764] himself. So be off now, says he, and do all my cousin german the lord
[18765] Harry tells you and take a farmer’s blessing, and with that he slapped
[18766] his posteriors very soundly. But the slap and the blessing stood him
[18768] of the other so that maid, wife, abbess and widow to this day affirm
[18772] all Ireland. Another then put in his word: And they dressed him, says
[18773] he, in a point shift and petticoat with a tippet and girdle and ruffles
[18774] on his wrists and clipped his forelock and rubbed him all over with
[18775] spermacetic oil and built stables for him at every turn of the road
[18777] could doss and dung to his heart’s content. By this time the father of
[18779] scarce walk to pasture. To remedy which our cozening dames and damsels
[18780] brought him his fodder in their apronlaps and as soon as his belly was
[18782] mystery and roar and bellow out of him in bulls’ language and they all
[18783] after him. Ay, says another, and so pampered was he that he would suffer
[18785] the only colour to his mind) and there was a board put up on a hillock
[18787] Harry, Green is the grass that grows on the ground. And, says Mr Dixon,
[18791] countryside rooting up with his horns whatever was planted and all by
[18793] Mr Vincent, and the lord Harry called farmer Nicholas all the old Nicks
[18794] in the world and an old whoremaster that kept seven trulls in his house
[18795] and I’ll meddle in his matters, says he. I’ll make that animal smell
[18801] and on picking up a blackthumbed chapbook that he kept in the pantry
[18805] into a cow’s drinkingtrough in the presence of all his courtiers and
[18807] running off him, he got into an old smock and skirt that had belonged to
[18808] his grandmother and bought a grammar of the bulls’ language to study
[18810] which he copied out big and got off by heart and if ever he went out for
[18813] a corkfloat. In short, he and the bull of Ireland were soon as fast
[18814] friends as an arse and a shirt. They were, says Mr Stephen, and the end
[18816] women were all of one mind, made a wherry raft, loaded themselves and
[18819] put her head between wind and water, weighed anchor, ported her helm,
[18821] pushed off in their bumboat and put to sea to recover the main of
[18831] cornetcy in the fencibles and list for the wars. Mr Mulligan was civil
[18836] printed in fair italics: Mr Malachi Mulligan. Fertiliser and Incubator.
[18839] Fopling Popinjay and sir Milksop Quidnunc in town and to devote himself
[18843] standing. Mr Mulligan accepted of the invitation and, expatiating upon
[18845] a consideration of the causes of sterility, both the inhibitory and the
[18850] defrauded of its dearest pledges: and to reflect upon so many agreeable
[18858] certain counsellors of worth and inspected into this matter, he had
[18863] hewn and erected after the fashion of Egypt and to offer his dutiful
[18868] opulent lady of fashion, if so be their constructions and their tempers
[18871] diet of savoury tubercles and fish and coneys there, the flesh of these
[18873] broiled and stewed with a blade of mace and a pod or two of capsicum
[18877] rain and for all their mending their pace had taken water, as might be
[18880] by his auditors and won hearty eulogies from all though Mr Dixon of
[18884] upon his memory, seemed to him a sound and tasteful support of his
[18890] to their stomach, the buck and doe of the forest glade, the farmyard
[18891] drake and duck.
[18900] were those loaves and fishes and, seeing the stranger, he made him
[18901] a civil bow and said, Pray, sir, was you in need of any professional
[18903] heartily, though preserving his proper distance, and replied that he was
[18905] an interesting condition, poor body, from woman’s woe (and here he
[18916] and threw the whole room into the most violent agitations of delight.
[18922] with the young gentleman and, interrupting the narrative at a salient
[18930] and very opportunely. There wanted nothing but this cup to crown my
[18932] and a cupful of water from the well, my God, I would accept of them and
[18933] find it in my heart to kneel down upon the ground and give thanks to
[18936] complacent draught of the cordial, slicked his hair and, opening his
[18941] instant with her dainty tucker and her new coquette cap (a gift for her
[18948] favours. A sigh of affection gave eloquence to these words and, having
[18949] replaced the locket in his bosom, he wiped his eye and sighed again.
[18951] and universal must be that sweetest of Thy tyrannies which can hold in
[18952] thrall the free and the bond, the simple swain and the polished coxcomb,
[18953] the lover in the heyday of reckless passion and the husband of maturer
[18954] years. But indeed, sir, I wander from the point. How mingled and
[18959] he cried, clapping hand to his forehead, tomorrow will be a new day and,
[18973] such an ark of salvation for, as she reminded me (blushing piquantly and
[18976] our hearts and it has become a household word that il y a deux choses
[18979] first, said she (and here my pretty philosopher, as I handed her to her
[18985] Amid the general vacant hilarity of the assembly a bell rang and, while
[18986] all were conjecturing what might be the cause, Miss Callan entered and,
[18989] party of debauchees of a woman endued with every quality of modesty and
[18999] the young blood in the primrose vest, feigning a womanish simper and
[19005] surgeon, however, rose and begged the company to excuse his retreat as
[19009] fortitude and she had given birth to a bouncing boy. I want patience,
[19017] lustre of her own sex and the astonishment of ours? And at an instant
[19020] such malice have been sown and where no right reverence is rendered
[19021] to mother and maid in house of Horne. Having delivered himself of this
[19022] rebuke he saluted those present on the by and repaired to the door. A
[19023] murmur of approval arose from all and some were for ejecting the low
[19030] father and thy mother that had the best hand to a rolypoly or a hasty
[19038] were difficultly understood and not often nice: their testiness and
[19044] of wedlock and thrust like a crookback toothed and feet first into the
[19049] passed through the thousand vicissitudes of existence and, being of a
[19050] wary ascendancy and self a man of rare forecast, he had enjoined his
[19051] heart to repress all motions of a rising choler and, by intercepting
[19054] and all find tolerable and but tolerable. To those who create themselves
[19060] and inglorious retreat. Not but what he could feel with mettlesome youth
[19073] one) was that one must have a cold constitution and a frigid genius not
[19091] dormitory and the dissecting theatre should be the seminaries of such
[19109] if report belie him not, his own and his only enjoyer? Far be it from
[19114] too long and too persistently denied her legitimate prerogative to
[19121] question of the grazing lands his peevish asperity is notorious and
[19126] habit reprehensible at puberty is second nature and an opprobrium in
[19128] and apothegms of dubious taste to restore to health a generation of
[19132] beauty may console him for a consort neglected and debauched but this
[19133] new exponent of morals and healer of ills is at his best an exotic tree
[19134] which, when rooted in its native orient, throve and flourished and was
[19137] is stagnant, acid and inoperative.
[19145] affairs and the members of the privy council, silent in unanimous
[19146] exhaustion and approbation the delegates, chafing under the length and
[19147] solemnity of their vigil and hoping that the joyful occurrence would
[19148] palliate a licence which the simultaneous absence of abigail and
[19155] section, posthumity with respect to the father and, that rarer form,
[19157] Murder and rendered memorable by the impassioned plea of Mr Advocate
[19159] of primogeniture and king’s bounty touching twins and triplets,
[19160] miscarriages and infanticides, simulated or dissimulated, the acardiac
[19161] foetus in foetu and aprosopia due to a congestion, the agnathia
[19173] recorded instances of multiseminal, twikindled and monstrous births
[19177] problems of obstetrics and forensic medicine were examined with as much
[19180] by her movement, the navelcord should strangle her creature and
[19181] the injunction upon her in the event of a yearning, ardently and
[19185] inkle, strawberry mark and portwine stain were alleged by one as a prima
[19186] facie and natural hypothetical explanation of those swineheaded (the
[19189] Caledonian envoy and worthy of the metaphysical traditions of the land
[19193] the theory of copulation between women and the males of brutes, his
[19201] a heated argument having arisen between Mr Delegate Madden and Mr
[19202] Candidate Lynch regarding the juridical and theological dilemma created
[19208] delivered briefly and, as some thought, perfunctorily the ecclesiastical
[19213] and in the recess appeared... Haines! Which of us did not feel his flesh
[19219] Childs. And how I am punished! The inferno has no terrors for me. This
[19220] is the appearance is on me. Tare and ages, what way would I be resting
[19221] at all, he muttered thickly, and I tramping Dublin this while back
[19222] with my share of songs and himself after me the like of a soulth or a
[19223] bullawurrus? My hell, and Ireland’s, is in this life. It is what
[19227] Destruction! The black panther! With a cry he suddenly vanished and the
[19229] and said: Meet me at Westland Row station at ten past eleven. He was
[19244] merry and mournful with the downcast, so too is her age changeable as
[19246] the cud of reminiscence, that staid agent of publicity and holder of a
[19252] bandolierwise, and in it a goodly hunk of wheaten loaf, a mother’s
[19257] a thing now of the past!) and a quiverful of compliant smiles for this
[19261] eyes and oleaginous address, brought home at duskfall many a commission
[19265] month before. But hey, presto, the mirror is breathed on and the young
[19267] mist. Now he is himself paternal and these about him might be his
[19270] first. Together (she is a poor waif, a child of shame, yours and mine
[19271] and of all for a bare shilling and her luckpenny), together they hear
[19275] in nethermost darkness, the willer with the willed, and in an instant
[19280] of day. No, Leopold. Name and memory solace thee not. That youthful
[19281] illusion of thy strength was taken from thee—and in vain. No son of
[19285] The voices blend and fuse in clouded silence: silence that is the
[19286] infinite of space: and swiftly, silently the soul is wafted over regions
[19294] screechowls and the sandblind upupa. Netaim, the golden, is no more. And
[19296] the ghosts of beasts. Huuh! Hark! Huuh! Parallax stalks behind and goads
[19297] them, the lancinating lightnings of whose brow are scorpions. Elk and
[19298] yak, the bulls of Bashan and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they come
[19300] host! They moan, passing upon the clouds, horned and capricorned, the
[19302] and crawler, rodent, ruminant and pachyderm, all their moving moaning
[19305] Onward to the dead sea they tramp to drink, unslaked and with horrible
[19306] gulpings, the salt somnolent inexhaustible flood. And the equine portent
[19308] magnitude, till it looms, vast, over the house of Virgo. And lo, wonder
[19314] it gossamer. It floats, it flows about her starborn flesh and loose it
[19315] streams, emerald, sapphire, mauve and heliotrope, sustained on currents
[19318] metamorphoses of symbol, it blazes, Alpha, a ruby and triangled sign
[19324] past and its phantoms, Stephen said. Why think of them? If I call them
[19327] bard, am lord and giver of their life. He encircled his gadding hair
[19328] with a coronal of vineleaves, smiling at Vincent. That answer and those
[19330] more, and greatly more, than a capful of light odes can call your genius
[19336] hard it was for him to be reminded of his promise and of his recent
[19340] The flag fell and, huuh! off, scamper, the mare ran out freshly with
[19342] Even Phyllis could not contain herself. She waved her scarf and cried:
[19346] Juno, she cried, I am undone. But her lover consoled her and brought
[19349] W. Lane. Four winners yesterday and three today. What rider is like him?
[19355] could have seen my queen today, Vincent said. How young she was and
[19356] radiant (Lalage were scarce fair beside her) in her yellow shoes and
[19358] shaded us were in bloom: the air drooped with their persuasive odour and
[19362] for her teeth but the arm with which I held her and in that she nibbled
[19366] pulled her fill as we reclined together. And in your ear, my friend, you
[19377] and withheld his act, pointing to the stranger and to the scarlet label.
[19385] of the lunar chain would not assume the etheric doubles and these
[19394] animation was as astute if not astuter than any man living and anybody
[19398] by Messrs Bass and Co at Burton-on-Trent which happened to be situated
[19399] amongst a lot of others right opposite to where he was and which was
[19401] scarlet appearance. He was simply and solely, as it subsequently
[19404] before’s observations about boyhood days and the turf, recollecting
[19407] their eyes met and as soon as it began to dawn on him that the other was
[19409] to help him himself and so he accordingly took hold of the neck of the
[19410] mediumsized glass recipient which contained the fluid sought after and
[19415] The debate which ensued was in its scope and progress an epitome of the
[19418] the loftiest and most vital. The high hall of Horne’s house had never
[19419] beheld an assembly so representative and so varied nor had the
[19425] and premature wisdom. Next the Scotchman was the place assigned to
[19429] explorer’s kit of tweed shorts and salted cowhide brogues contrasted
[19430] sharply with the primrose elegance and townbred manners of Malachi
[19432] poet who found a refuge from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical
[19434] to right and left of him were accommodated the flippant prognosticator,
[19435] fresh from the hippodrome, and that vigilant wanderer, soiled by the
[19436] dust of travel and combat and stained by the mire of an indelible
[19437] dishonour, but from whose steadfast and constant heart no lure or peril
[19442] It had better be stated here and now at the outset that the perverted
[19447] street has to face hardheaded facts that cannot be blinked and explain
[19456] Leopold and Valenti, a mixture of both? This would be tantamount to
[19458] formativus of the nemasperm on the one hand and on the other a happily
[19466] and the revolting spectacles offered by our streets, hideous publicity
[19468] and sailors, exposed scorbutic cardrivers, the suspended carcases of
[19469] dead animals, paranoic bachelors and unfructified duennas—these, he
[19470] said, were accountable for any and every fallingoff in the calibre of
[19472] and all the graces of life, genuinely good music, agreeable literature,
[19474] the classical statues such as Venus and Apollo, artistic coloured
[19479] subjected to heavy labours in the workshop and to marital discipline in
[19486] wonder is that so many pregnancies and deliveries go off so well as they
[19487] do, all things considered and in spite of our human shortcomings which
[19489] that thrown out by Mr V. Lynch (Bacc. Arith.) that both natality and
[19496] parents and seemingly a healthy child and properly looked after succumbs
[19499] Nature, we may rest assured, has her own good and cogent reasons for
[19500] whatever she does and in all probability such deaths are due to some law
[19509] that an omnivorous being which can masticate, deglute, digest and
[19513] of jaundiced politicians and chlorotic nuns, might possibly find gastric
[19515] else could and in a very unsavoury light the tendency above alluded to.
[19517] the minutiae of the municipal abattoir as this morbidminded esthete and
[19522] cookable and eatable flesh of a calf newly dropped from its mother. In
[19525] and 31 Holles street, of which, as is well known, Dr A. Horne (Lic. in
[19526] Midw., F. K. Q. C. P. I.) is the able and popular master, he is reported
[19529] complicated and marvellous of all nature’s processes—the act of
[19533] and measured tone in which it was delivered.
[19535] Meanwhile the skill and patience of the physician had brought about a
[19536] happy accouchement. It had been a weary weary while both for patient and
[19537] doctor. All that surgical skill could do was done and the brave woman
[19538] had manfully helped. She had. She had fought the good fight and now she
[19540] are happy too as they gaze down and smile upon the touching scene.
[19544] prayer of thanksgiving to One above, the Universal Husband. And as her
[19548] now (you and I may whisper it) and a trifle stooped in the shoulders yet
[19555] and his, Charley, Mary Alice, Frederick Albert (if he had lived), Mamy,
[19558] of Waterford and Candahar) and now this last pledge of their union, a
[19561] Mr Purefoy in the Treasury Remembrancer’s office, Dublin Castle. And
[19563] sigh break from that bosom, dear gentle Mina. And Doady, knock the ashes
[19565] for you (may it be the distant day!) and dout the light whereby you read
[19566] in the Sacred Book for the oil too has run low, and so with a tranquil
[19567] heart to bed, to rest. He knows and will call in His own good time. You
[19568] too have fought the good fight and played loyally your man’s part.
[19569] Sir, to you my hand. Well done, thou good and faithful servant!
[19573] but they abide there and wait. He may suffer their memory to grow dim,
[19574] let them be as though they had not been and all but persuade himself
[19576] call them forth suddenly and they will rise up to confront him in the
[19578] and harp soothe his senses or amid the cool silver tranquility of the
[19592] Roundtown, purple and white, fragrant slender spectators of the game but
[19594] the sward or collide and stop, one by its fellow, with a brief alert
[19595] shock. And yonder about that grey urn where the water moves at times
[19597] Atty, Tiny and their darker friend with I know not what of arresting in
[19602] the bowls are gathered and hutched) is standing on the urn secured by
[19609] Mark this farther and remember. The end comes suddenly. Enter that
[19610] antechamber of birth where the studious are assembled and note their
[19613] watch of shepherds and of angels about a crib in Bethlehem of Juda long
[19616] compass earth and sky in one vast slumber, impending above parched field
[19617] and drowsy oxen and blighted growth of shrub and verdure till in an
[19618] instant a flash rives their centres and with the reverberation of the
[19619] thunder the cloudburst pours its torrent, so and not otherwise was the
[19620] transformation, violent and instantaneous, upon the utterance of the
[19623] Burke’s! outflings my lord Stephen, giving the cry, and a tag and
[19626] ashplants, bilbos, Panama hats and scabbards, Zermatt alpenstocks and
[19632] Burke’s of Denzille and Holles their ulterior goal. Dixon follows
[19633] giving them sharp language but raps out an oath, he too, and on. Bloom
[19634] stays with nurse a thought to send a kind word to happy mother and
[19635] nurseling up there. Doctor Diet and Doctor Quiet. Looks she too not
[19644] done a doughty deed and no botch! Thou art, I vow, the remarkablest
[19648] work. Cleave to her! Serve! Toil on, labour like a very bandog and let
[19649] scholarment and all Malthusiasts go hang. Thou art all their daddies,
[19651] at home and ingots (not thine!) in the countinghouse? Head up! For every
[19654] and a rheumeyed curdog is all their progeny. Pshaw, I tell thee! He is
[19657] of the innocents were the truer name. Vegetables, forsooth, and sterile
[19661] attacks, gallstones, cold feet, varicose veins. A truce to threnes and
[19662] trentals and jeremies and all such congenital defunctive music! Twenty
[19664] will and would and wait and never—do. Thou sawest thy America, thy
[19665] lifetask, and didst charge to cover like the transpontine bison. How
[19672] what? Ay, but her milk is hot and sweet and fattening. No dollop
[19679] Nevil’s sawbones and ole clo? Sorra one o’ me knows. Hurrah there,
[19691] Retamplatan digidi boumboum. Ayes have it. To be printed and bound at
[19695] and there annex liquor stores. March! Tramp, tramp, tramp, the boys
[19697] battleships, buggery and bishops. Whether on the scaffold high. Beer,
[19716] up. Five, seven, nine. Fine! Got a prime pair of mincepies, no kid. And
[19717] her take me to rests and her anker of rum. Must be seen to be believed.
[19718] Your starving eyes and allbeplastered neck you stole my heart, O
[19722] and papooses? Womanbody after going on the straw? Stand and deliver.
[19723] Password. There’s hair. Ours the white death and the ruddy birth. Hi!
[19729] Hielentman’s your barleybree. Lang may your lum reek and your kailpot
[19737] Machree, macruiskeen. Smutty Moll for a mattress jig. And a pull all
[19744] Two bar and a wing. You larn that go off of they there Frenchy bilks?
[19751] glint, do. Gum, I’m jiggered. And been to barber he have. Too full for
[19758] telegramboy paddock wire big bug Bass to the depot. Shove him a joey and
[19762] back Madden’s a maddening back. O lust our refuge and our strength.
[19773] most extreme poverty and one largesize grandacious thirst to terminate
[19776] Cut and come again. Right. Boniface! Absinthe the lot. Nos omnes
[19780] Play low, pardner. Slide. Bonsoir la compagnie. And snares of the
[19781] poxfiend. Where’s the buck and Namby Amby? Skunked? Leg bail. Aweel,
[19786] Item, curate, couple of cookies for this child. Cot’s plood and
[19788] and with him those other licensed spirits. Time, gents! Who wander
[19796] a prosperous cit. Man all tattered and torn that married a maiden all
[19798] of lonely canyon. Tuck and turn in. Schedule time. Nix for the hornies.
[19823] Hush! Sinned against the light and even now that day is at hand when
[19830] peanutbrained, weaseleyed fourflushers, false alarms and excess baggage!
[19834] I put it to you that He’s on the square and a corking fine business
[19835] proposition. He’s the grandest thing yet and don’t you forget it.

15. Circe

[19849] an uncobbled tramsiding set with skeleton tracks, red and green
[19850] will-o’-the-wisps and danger signals. Rows of grimy houses with gaping
[19852] ice gondola stunted men and women squabble. They grab wafers between
[19853] which are wedged lumps of coral and copper snow. Sucking, they scatter
[19855] through the murk, white and blue under a lighthouse. Whistles call and
[19858] THE CALLS: Wait, my love, and I’ll be with you.
[19868] THE IDIOT: (Lifts a palsied left arm and gurgles.) Grhahute!
[19875] between two railings, counting. A form sprawled against a dustbin and
[19876] muffled by its arm and hat snores, groans, grinding growling teeth, and
[19878] to shoulder a sack of rags and bones. A crone standing by with a smoky
[19880] booty, tugs askew his peaked cap and hobbles off mutely. The crone
[19898] (Private Carr and Private Compton, swaggersticks tight in their oxters,
[19899] as they march unsteadily rightaboutface and burst together from their
[19905] CISSY CAFFREY: More luck to me. Cavan, Cootehill and Belturbet. (She
[19912] (Private Carr and Private Compton turn and counterretort, their tunics
[19914] polls. Stephen Dedalus and Lynch pass through the crowd close to the
[19919] PRIVATE CARR: (Turns and calls.) What ho, parson!
[19940] Fallopian tube. All prick and no pence.
[19945] EDY BOARDMAN: (Bickering.) And says the one: I seen you up Faithful
[19949] likes of her! Stag that one is! Stubborn as a mule! And her walking with
[19950] two fellows the one time, Kilbride, the enginedriver, and lancecorporal
[19956] over the world. A liver and white spaniel on the prowl slinks after him,
[19967] STEPHEN: We have shrewridden Shakespeare and henpecked Socrates. Even
[19968] the allwisest Stagyrite was bitted, bridled and mounted by a light of
[19973] STEPHEN: Anyway, who wants two gestures to illustrate a loaf and a jug?
[19974] This movement illustrates the loaf and jug of bread or wine in Omar.
[19982] (Stephen thrusts the ashplant on him and slowly holds out his hands, his
[19988] customhouse. Illustrate thou. Here take your crutch and walk.
[19990] (They pass. Tommy Caffrey scrambles to a gaslamp and, clasping, climbs
[19994] nose and ejects from the farther nostril a long liquid jet of snot.
[20001] cleaves the crowd and lurches towards the tramsiding. On the farther
[20003] bread and chocolate into a sidepocket. From Gillen’s hairdresser’s
[20008] grin unstruck the bonham eyes and fatchuck cheekchops of Jollypoldy the
[20012] arclamp. He disappears. In a moment he reappears and hurries on.)
[20014] BLOOM: Fish and taters. N. g. Ah!
[20022] and groans.)
[20026] (He takes breath with care and goes forward slowly towards the lampset
[20061] chains and keys.)
[20065] (Bloom trickleaps to the curbstone and halts again. He brushes a
[20102] (He swerves, sidles, stepaside, slips past and on.)
[20106] lost my way and contributed to the columns of the Irish Cyclist the
[20108] and bones at midnight. A fence more likely. First place murderer makes
[20115] (Shocked, on weak hams, he halts. Tommy and Jacky vanish there, there.
[20124] of an elder in Zion and a smokingcap with magenta tassels. Horned
[20131] BLOOM: (Hides the crubeen and trotter behind his back and, crestfallen,
[20132] feels warm and cold feetmeat.) Ja, ich weiss, papachi.
[20137] left the house of his father and left the god of his fathers Abraham and
[20148] waterbury keyless watch and double curb Albert with seal attached, one
[20164] crinoline and bustle, blouse with muttonleg sleeves buttoned behind,
[20165] grey mittens and cameo brooch, her plaited hair in a crispine net,
[20167] and cries out in shrill alarm.) O blessed Redeemer, what have they done
[20168] to him! My smelling salts! (She hauls up a reef of skirt and ransacks
[20170] shrivelled potato and a celluloid doll fall out.) Sacred Heart of Mary,
[20178] BLOOM: Who? (He ducks and wards off a blow clumsily.) At your service.
[20182] and jacket, slashed with gold. A wide yellow cummerbund girdles her. A
[20184] her large dark eyes and raven hair.)
[20206] head and, grunting, with uplifted neck, fumbles to kneel. Bloom stoops
[20214] Poldy, you are a poor old stick in the mud! Go and see life. See the
[20222] soap arises, diffusing light and perfume.)
[20226] We’re a capital couple are Bloom and I.
[20231] SWENY: Three and a penny, please.
[20257] (With a squeak she flaps her bat shawl and runs. A burly rough pursues
[20266] and shows coyly her bloodied clout.)
[20268] GERTY: With all my worldly goods I thee and thou. (She murmurs.) You did
[20274] false letters. Streetwalking and soliciting. Better for your mother take
[20306] Othello black brute. Eugene Stratton. Even the bones and cornerman at
[20309] (Tom and Sam Bohee, coloured coons in white duck suits, scarlet socks,
[20310] upstarched Sambo chokers and large scarlet asters in their buttonholes,
[20312] jingle the twingtwang wires. Flashing white Kaffir eyes and tusks they
[20316] TOM AND SAM:
[20344] finding the pin blindfold and thoughtreading? Subject, what is in this
[20348] recitation and you looked the part. You were always a favourite with the
[20352] masonic badge in his buttonhole, black bow and mother-of-pearl studs, a
[20353] prismatic champagne glass tilted in his hand.) Ladies and gentlemen, I
[20354] give you Ireland, home and beauty.
[20362] MRS BREEN: (Gushingly.) Tremendously teapot! London’s teapot and I’m
[20364] mystery games and the crackers from the tree we sat on the staircase
[20368] fingers and thumb passing slowly down to her soft moist meaty palm which
[20379] BLOOM: When you made your present choice they said it was beauty and
[20386] muttering to right and left. Little Alf Bergan, cloaked in the pall of
[20387] the ace of spades, dogs him to left and right, doubled in laughter.)
[20405] weighted to one side by the black legal bag of Collis and Ward on which
[20406] a skull and crossbones are painted in white limewash. He opens it
[20407] and shows it full of polonies, kippered herrings, Findon haddies and
[20415] PAT: (Advances with a tilted dish of spillspilling gravy.) Steak and
[20429] MRS BREEN: Humbugging and deluthering as per usual with your cock and
[20450] in bandolier and a grey billycock hat.) Do you remember a long long
[20451] time, years and years ago, just after Milly, Marionette we called her,
[20454] MRS BREEN: (In smart Saxe tailormade, white velours hat and spider
[20457] BLOOM: I mean, Leopardstown. And Molly won seven shillings on a three
[20458] year old named Nevertell and coming home along by Foxrock in that old
[20459] fiveseater shanderadan of a waggonette you were in your heyday then and
[20461] Mrs Hayes advised you to buy because it was marked down to nineteen and
[20462] eleven, a bit of wire and an old rag of velveteen, and I’ll lay you
[20469] admired on you and you honestly looked just too fetching in it though
[20475] BLOOM: (Low, secretly, ever more rapidly.) And Molly was eating a
[20482] BLOOM: Yes. And Molly was laughing because Rogers and Maggot O’Reilly
[20483] were mimicking a cock as we passed a farmhouse and Marcus Tertius Moses,
[20485] was her name, and the poodle in her lap bridled up and you asked me if I
[20497] THE GAFFER: (Crouches, his voice twisted in his snout.) And when Cairns
[20504] (Their paintspeckled hats wag. Spattered with size and lime of their
[20524] the shadow a shebeenkeeper haggles with the navvy and the two redcoats.)
[20551] And free our native land.
[20561] I hadn’t heard about Mrs Beaufoy Purefoy I wouldn’t have gone and
[20572] and a phallic design.) Odd! Molly drawing on the frosted carriagepane
[20580] BLOOM: My spine’s a bit limp. Go or turn? And this food? Eat it and
[20581] get all pigsticky. Absurd I am. Waste of money. One and eightpence too
[20588] black tongue lolling out.) Influence of his surroundings. Give and have
[20591] stalestunk corner. He unrolls one parcel and goes to dump the crubeen
[20592] softly but holds back and feels the trotter.) Sizeable for threepence.
[20594] from want of use. O, let it slide. Two and six.
[20596] (With regret he lets the unrolled crubeen and trotter slide. The
[20597] mastiff mauls the bundle clumsily and gluts himself with growling greed,
[20629] scab. Bad French I got for my pains. Of course it was frosty and the
[20634] carriagewhip and a revolver with which he covers the gorging boarhound.)
[20636] SIGNOR MAFFEI: (With a sinister smile.) Ladies and gentlemen, my
[20639] thong. Block tackle and a strangling pulley will bring your lion
[20641] maneater. A redhot crowbar and some liniment rubbing on the burning part
[20647] FIRST WATCH: Come. Name and address.
[20659] a false badge of the Legion of Honour, picks up the card hastily and
[20660] offers it.) Allow me. My club is the Junior Army and Navy. Solicitors:
[20664] and besetting.
[20671] change of name. Virag. (He murmurs privately and confidentially.) We
[20676] Drop in some evening and have a glass of old Burgundy. (To the second
[20692] and lifting his right forearm on the square, he gives the sign and
[20694] Mistaken identity. The Lyons mail. Lesurques and Dubosc. You remember
[20722] guardians of our homes, the pluckiest lads and the finest body of men,
[20729] colours for king and country in the absentminded war under general
[20730] Gough in the park and was disabled at Spion Kop and Bloemfontein,
[20739] with the British and Irish press. If you ring up...
[20743] a hank of Spanish onions in one hand and holds with the other hand a
[20747] eightfour. Hello. Freeman’s Urinal and Weekly Arsewipe here. Paralyse
[20752] creased lavender trousers and patent boots. He carries a large portfolio
[20762] beneath suspicion. The Beaufoy books of love and great possessions,
[20792] a quadruple existence! Street angel and house devil. Not fit to be
[20795] BLOOM: (To the court.) And he, a bachelor, how...
[20802] the crook of her arm and a scouringbrush in her hand.)
[20807] character and was four months in my last place. I was in a situation,
[20808] six pounds a year and my chances with Fridays out and I had to leave
[20829] pin. He held me and I was discoloured in four places as a result. And he
[20835] so I had. I remonstrated with him, Your lord, and he remarked: keep it
[20840] GEORGE FOTTRELL: (Clerk of the crown and peace, resonantly.) Order in
[20843] (Bloom, pleading not guilty and holding a fullblown waterlily, begins a
[20845] his stirring address to the grand jury. He was down and out but, though
[20847] retrieve the memory of the past in a purely sisterly way and return to
[20849] carefully brought up and nurtured by an aged bedridden parent. There
[20851] a new leaf and now, when at long last in sight of the whipping post,
[20857] loveful households in Dublin city and urban district of scenes truly
[20859] and ninepence a dozen, innocent Britishborn bairns lisping prayers to
[20863] boreens and green lanes the colleens with their swains strolled what
[20865] four acting stops and twelvefold bellows, a sacrifice, greatest bargain
[20871] LONGHAND AND SHORTHAND: (Without looking up from their notebooks.)
[20874] PROFESSOR MACHUGH: (From the presstable, coughs and calls.) Cough it up,
[20877] (The crossexamination proceeds re Bloom and the bucket. A large bucket.
[20884] (Uproar and catcalls. Bloom in a torn frockcoat stained with whitewash,
[20888] J. J. O’MOLLOY: (In barrister’s grey wig and stuffgown, speaking
[20893] a stowaway and is now trying to turn an honest penny. The trumped up
[20898] carnally knowing. Intimacy did not occur and the offence complained of
[20900] deal in especial with atavism. There have been cases of shipwreck and
[20905] extraction and irresponsible for his actions. Not all there, in fact.
[20907] BLOOM: (Barefoot, pigeonbreasted, in lascar’s vest and trousers,
[20908] apologetic toes turned in, opens his tiny mole’s eyes and looks about
[20910] his belt sailor fashion and with a shrug of oriental obeisance salutes
[20920] Hades, I will not have any client of mine gagged and badgered in this
[20921] fashion by a pack of curs and laughing hyenas. The Mosaic code has
[20922] superseded the law of the jungle. I say it and I say it emphatically,
[20924] was not accessory before the act and prosecutrix has not been tampered
[20926] own daughter. (Bloom takes J. J. O’Molloy’s hand and raises it to
[20943] orange citron and a pork kidney.)
[20947] (J. J. O’Molloy steps on to a low plinth and holds the lapel of his
[20948] coat with solemnity. His face lengthens, grows pale and bearded, with
[20949] sunken eyes, the blotches of phthisis and hectic cheekbones of John F.
[20950] Taylor. He applies his handkerchief to his mouth and scrutinises the
[20955] (He assumes the avine head, foxy moustache and proboscidal eloquence of
[20957] that the pensive bosom has inaugurated of soultransfigured and of
[20967] this afternoon at the viceregal lodge to my old pals, sir Robert and
[20970] MRS YELVERTON BARRY: (In lowcorsaged opal balldress and elbowlength
[20972] brilliants and panache of osprey in her hair.) Arrest him, constable. He
[20983] MRS BELLINGHAM: (In cap and seal coney mantle, wrapped up to the
[20984] nose, steps out of her brougham and scans through tortoiseshell
[20989] of the wastepipe and the ballstop in my bath cistern were frozen.
[20991] as he said, in my honour. I had it examined by a botanical expert and
[20997] (A crowd of sluts and ragamuffins surges forward.)
[20999] THE SLUTS AND RAGAMUFFINS: (Screaming.) Stop thief! Hurrah there,
[21005] compliments as a Venus in furs and alleged profound pity for my
[21007] as envious of his earflaps and fleecy sheepskins and of his fortunate
[21009] and the armorial bearings of the Bellingham escutcheon garnished sable,
[21011] extremities, my swelling calves in silk hose drawn up to the limit, and
[21019] with braided drums, long train held up and hunting crop with which she
[21025] and sent me in double envelopes an obscene photograph, such as are sold
[21027] It represents a partially nude señorita, frail and lovely (his wife,
[21032] him as he richly deserves, to bestride and ride him, to give him a most
[21053] MRS BELLINGHAM: Tan his breech well, the upstart! Write the stars and
[21067] MRS BELLINGHAM: (Shakes her muff and quizzing-glasses vindictively.)
[21079] I’ll do no such thing. Pigdog and always was ever since he was
[21080] pupped! To dare address me! I’ll flog him black and blue in the public
[21089] DAVY STEPHENS: Messenger of the Sacred Heart and Evening Telegraph with
[21093] (The very reverend Canon O’Hanlon in cloth of gold cope elevates and
[21094] exposes a marble timepiece. Before him Father Conroy and the reverend
[21109] Lenehan, Paddy Leonard, Nosey Flynn, M’Coy and the featureless face of
[21125] SECOND WATCH: (Awed, whispers.) And in black. A mormon. Anarchist.
[21128] wellknown dynamitard, forger, bigamist, bawd and cuckold and a public
[21129] nuisance to the citizens of Dublin and whereas at this commission of
[21137] THE RECORDER: I will put an end to this white slave traffic and rid
[21139] be taken, Mr Subsheriff, from the dock where he now stands and detained
[21140] in custody in Mountjoy prison during His Majesty’s pleasure and there
[21141] be hanged by the neck until he is dead and therein fail not at your
[21148] LONG JOHN FANNING: (Scowls and calls with rich rolling utterance.)
[21151] (H. Rumbold, master barber, in a bloodcoloured jerkin and tanner’s
[21153] preserver and a nailstudded bludgeon are stuck in his belt. He rubs
[21183] He grows to human size and shape. His dachshund coat becomes a brown
[21185] the nose and both thumbs are ghouleaten.)
[21191] (He lifts his mutilated ashen face moonwards and bays lugubriously.)
[21208] solicitor, commissioner for oaths and affidavits, of 27 Bachelor’s
[21216] chaplain, toadbellied, wrynecked, in a surplice and bandanna nightcap,
[21226] forward and places an ear to the ground.) My master’s voice!
[21229] Field seventeen. House of Keys. Plot, one hundred and one.
[21239] heard baying under ground: Dignam’s dead and gone below. Tom Rochford,
[21240] robinredbreasted, in cap and breeches, jumps from his twocolumned
[21247] (He executes a daredevil salmon leap in the air and is engulfed in the
[21265] the steps and accosts him.)
[21271] ZOE: No, eightyone. Mrs Cohen’s. You might go farther and fare worse.
[21273] with the vet her tipster that gives her all the winners and pays for
[21295] (Her hand slides into his left trouser pocket and brings out a hard
[21296] black shrivelled potato. She regards it and Bloom with dumb moist lips.)
[21320] smeared with salve of swinefat and rosewater.) Schorach ani wenowach,
[21325] ZOE: And you know what thought did?
[21329] sepulchre of the gold of kings and their mouldering bones.)
[21334] ZOE: (Catches a stray hair deftly and twists it to her coil.) No bloody
[21337] BLOOM: (As before.) Rarely smoke, dear. Cigar now and then. Childish
[21344] tie and apache cap.) Mankind is incorrigible. Sir Walter Ralegh brought
[21345] from the new world that potato and that weed, the one a killer of
[21355] BLOOM: (In alderman’s gown and chain.) Electors of Arran Quay, Inns
[21356] Quay, Rotunda, Mountjoy and North Dock, better run a tramline, I say,
[21367] (Several wellknown burgesses, city magnates and freemen of the city
[21368] shake hands with Bloom and congratulate him. Timothy Harrington, late
[21369] thrice Lord Mayor of Dublin, imposing in mayoral scarlet, gold chain and
[21374] chain and large white silk scarf.) That alderman sir Leo Bloom’s
[21376] which he was born be ornamented with a commemorative tablet and that the
[21388] grassing their royal mountain stags or shooting peasants and phartridges
[21389] in their purblind pomp of pelf and power. But their reign is rover for
[21390] rever and ever and ev...
[21392] (Prolonged applause. Venetian masts, maypoles and festal arches spring
[21393] up. A streamer bearing the legends Cead Mile Failte and Mah Ttob Melek
[21397] and the Welsh Fusiliers, standing to attention, keep back the crowd.
[21400] whistling and cheering. The pillar of the cloud appears. A fife and
[21402] approach with imperial eagles hoisted, trailing banners and waving
[21406] tabard, the Athlone Poursuivant and Ulster King of Arms. They are
[21409] mayors of Limerick, Galway, Sligo and Waterford, twentyeight Irish
[21410] representative peers, sirdars, grandees and maharajahs bearing the cloth
[21413] of Down and Connor, His Eminence Michael cardinal Logue, archbishop of
[21417] methodist and Moravian chapels and the honorary secretary of the society
[21418] of friends. After them march the guilds and trades and trainbands
[21421] chimneysweeps, lard refiners, tabinet and poplin weavers, farriers,
[21424] assessors of fire losses, dyers and cleaners, export bottlers,
[21426] hands, bullion brokers, cricket and archery outfitters, riddlemakers,
[21427] egg and potato factors, hosiers and glovers, plumbing contractors. After
[21431] Stephen’s iron crown, the chalice and bible. Four buglers on foot blow
[21434] with ermine, bearing Saint Edward’s staff, the orb and sceptre with
[21439] the bystanders with branches of hawthorn and wrenbushes.)
[21447] A BLACKSMITH: (Murmurs.) For the honour of God! And is that Bloom? He
[21450] A PAVIOR AND FLAGGER: That’s the famous Bloom now, the world’s
[21459] A FEMINIST: (Masculinely.) And done!
[21465] THE BISHOP OF DOWN AND CONNOR: I here present your undoubted
[21466] emperor-president and king-chairman, the most serene and potent and very
[21471] BLOOM: (In dalmatic and purple mantle, to the bishop of Down and Connor,
[21474] WILLIAM, ARCHBISHOP OF ARMAGH: (In purple stock and shovel hat.)
[21475] Will you to your power cause law and mercy to be executed in all your
[21476] judgments in Ireland and territories thereunto belonging?
[21485] (Bloom assumes a mantle of cloth of gold and puts on a ruby ring. He
[21486] ascends and stands on the stone of destiny. The representative peers put
[21488] church, Saint Patrick’s, George’s and gay Malahide. Mirus bazaar
[21490] designs. The peers do homage, one by one, approaching and genuflecting.)
[21492] THE PEERS: I do become your liege man of life and limb to earthly
[21496] His palfrey neighs. Immediate silence. Wireless intercontinental and
[21500] hereditary Grand Vizier and announce that we have this day repudiated
[21501] our former spouse and have bestowed our royal hand upon the princess
[21523] Ladysmith. Our howitzers and camel swivel guns played on his lines with
[21526] left our light horse swept across the heights of Plevna and, uttering
[21549] extension several buildings and monuments are demolished. Government
[21551] are razed to the ground. The inhabitants are lodged in barrels and
[21571] commemoration medals, loaves and fishes, temperance badges, expensive
[21577] season tickets available for all tramlines, coupons of the royal and
[21579] the World’s Twelve Worst Books: Froggy And Fritz (politic), Care of
[21585] Way to Wealth (parsimonic). A general rush and scramble. Women press
[21587] bursts through the throng, leaps on his horse and kisses him on both
[21589] taken. Babes and sucklings are held up.)
[21593] THE BABES AND SUCKLINGS:
[21603] friends! (He plays pussy fourcorners with ragged boys and girls.)
[21606] yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet silk handkerchiefs from his
[21611] U. p: up. U. p: up. (He whispers in the ear of a blushing waitress and
[21616] takes part in a stomach race with elderly male and female cripples.)
[21624] BLOOM: (Uncloaks impressively, revealing obesity, unrolls a paper and
[21632] Majesty will now administer open air justice. Free medical and legal
[21633] advice, solution of doubles and other problems. All cordially invited.
[21637] PADDY LEONARD: What am I to do about my rates and taxes?
[21692] BLOOM: I stand for the reform of municipal morals and the plain ten
[21693] commandments. New worlds for old. Union of all, jew, moslem and gentile.
[21694] Three acres and a cow for all children of nature. Saloon motor hearses.
[21695] Compulsory manual labour for all. All parks open to the public day and
[21696] night. Electric dishscrubbers. Tuberculosis, lunacy, war and mendicancy
[21699] brotherhood. No more patriotism of barspongers and dropsical impostors.
[21700] Free money, free rent, free love and a free lay church in a free lay
[21707] BLOOM: Mixed races and mixed marriage.
[21714] goddesses, Venus Callipyge, Venus Pandemos, Venus Metempsychosis, and
[21718] Painless Obstetrics and Astronomy for the People.)
[21747] THE VEILED SIBYL: (Enthusiastically.) I’m a Bloomite and I glory in
[21753] THEODORE PUREFOY: (In fishingcap and oilskin jacket.) He employs a
[21758] (Many most attractive and enthusiastic women also commit suicide by
[21766] ALEXANDER J DOWIE: (Violently.) Fellowchristians and antiBloomites, the
[21773] nostrils. The stake faggots and the caldron of boiling oil are for him.
[21779] and lower Dorset street throw objects of little or no commercial
[21797] consequence, a reformed rake, and has metal teeth. In consequence of a
[21798] family complex he has temporarily lost his memory and I believe him
[21800] examination and, after application of the acid test to 5427 anal,
[21801] axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I declare him to be virgo intacta.
[21815] example of the new womanly man. His moral nature is simple and lovable.
[21820] everything. He is practically a total abstainer and I can affirm that
[21821] he sleeps on a straw litter and eats the most Spartan food, cold dried
[21823] and summer and scourges himself every Saturday. He was, I understand,
[21829] (General commotion and compassion. Women faint. A wealthy American makes
[21830] a street collection for Bloom. Gold and silver coins, blank cheques,
[21832] U’s, wedding rings, watchchains, lockets, necklaces and bracelets are
[21840] (Bloom embraces her tightly and bears eight male yellow and white
[21843] wellmade, respectably dressed and wellconducted, speaking five modern
[21844] languages fluently and interested in various arts and sciences. Each
[21873] and brown paper mitre.) Leopoldi autem generatio. Moses begat Noah and
[21874] Noah begat Eunuch and Eunuch begat O’Halloran and O’Halloran begat
[21875] Guggenheim and Guggenheim begat Agendath and Agendath begat Netaim and
[21876] Netaim begat Le Hirsch and Le Hirsch begat Jesurum and Jesurum begat
[21877] MacKay and MacKay begat Ostrolopsky and Ostrolopsky begat Smerdoz
[21878] and Smerdoz begat Weiss and Weiss begat Schwarz and Schwarz begat
[21879] Adrianopoli and Adrianopoli begat Aranjuez and Aranjuez begat Lewy
[21880] Lawson and Lewy Lawson begat Ichabudonosor and Ichabudonosor begat
[21881] O’Donnell Magnus and O’Donnell Magnus begat Christbaum and
[21882] Christbaum begat ben Maimun and ben Maimun begat Dusty Rhodes and Dusty
[21883] Rhodes begat Benamor and Benamor begat Jones-Smith and Jones-Smith begat
[21884] Savorgnanovich and Savorgnanovich begat Jasperstone and Jasperstone
[21885] begat Vingtetunieme and Vingtetunieme begat Szombathely and Szombathely
[21886] begat Virag and Virag begat Bloom et vocabitur nomen eius Emmanuel.
[21893] A FEMALE INFANT: (Shakes a rattle.) And under Ballybough bridge?
[21895] A HOLLYBUSH: And in the devil’s glen?
[21918] HORNBLOWER: (In ephod and huntingcap, announces.) And he shall carry the
[21919] sins of the people to Azazel, the spirit which is in the wilderness, and
[21920] to Lilith, the nighthag. And they shall stone him and defile him, yea,
[21921] all from Agendath Netaim and from Mizraim, the land of Ham.
[21924] travellers and ownerless dogs come near him and defile him. Mastiansky
[21925] and Citron approach in gaberdines, wearing long earlocks. They wag their
[21928] MASTIANSKY AND CITRON: Belial! Laemlein of Istria, the false Messiah!
[21947] painted flames and high pointed hat. He places a bag of gunpowder round
[21948] his neck and hands him over to the civil power, saying.) Forgive him his
[21960] Erin, in black garments, with large prayerbooks and long lighted candles
[21961] in their hands, kneel down and pray.)
[21976] Potato Preservative against Plague and Pestilence, pray for us.
[21988] father and mother of a bating. (With a tear in his eye.) All insanity.
[21999] BLOOM: (Bitterly.) Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and bottle.
[22010] say, Tommy Tittlemouse. Stop that and begin worse. Have you cash for a
[22015] ZOE: And more’s mother? (She pats him offhandedly with velvet paws.)
[22016] Are you coming into the musicroom to see our new pianola? Come and
[22032] BLOOM: (In babylinen and pelisse, bigheaded, with a caul of dark hair,
[22033] fixes big eyes on her fluid slip and counts its bronze buckles with a
[22034] chubby finger, his moist tongue lolling and lisping.) One two tlee: tlee
[22048] THE MALE BRUTES: (Exhaling sulphur of rut and dung and ramping in their
[22049] loosebox, faintly roaring, their drugged heads swaying to and fro.)
[22052] (Zoe and Bloom reach the doorway where two sister whores are seated.
[22053] They examine him curiously from under their pencilled brows and smile to
[22064] (She crosses the threshold. He hesitates. She turns and, holding out her
[22066] a man’s hat and waterproof. Bloom uncovers himself but, seeing them,
[22068] open. A man in purple shirt and grey trousers, brownsocked, passes with
[22069] an ape’s gait, his bald head and goatee beard upheld, hugging a full
[22074] chandelier. Round and round a moth flies, colliding, escaping. The
[22075] floor is covered with an oilcloth mosaic of jade and azure and cinnabar
[22079] are tapestried with a paper of yewfronds and clear glades. In the grate
[22084] her hand, sits perched on the edge of the table swinging her leg and
[22090] with a waggling forefinger.) Blemblem. (Lynch lifts up her skirt and
[22095] ZOE: More limelight, Charley. (She goes to the chandelier and turns the
[22100] LYNCH: (Deeply.) Enter a ghost and hobgoblins.
[22105] the pianola on which sprawl his hat and ashplant. With two fingers he
[22124] and mixolydian and of texts so divergent as priests haihooping round
[22125] David’s that is Circe’s or what am I saying Ceres’ altar and
[22142] the fundamental and the dominant are separated by the greatest possible
[22160] LYNCH: (With a mocking whinny of laughter grins at Bloom and Zoe
[22183] (Stephen turns and sees Bloom.)
[22185] STEPHEN: A time, times and half a time.
[22189] which protrude promissory notes and dishonoured bills. Aloft over his
[22194] and Ally Sloper nose, tumbles in somersaults through the gathering
[22199] THE HOBGOBLIN: (His jaws chattering, capers to and fro, goggling his
[22203] round and round with dervish howls.) Sieurs et dames, faites vos jeux!
[22206] Rien va plus! (The planets, buoyant balloons, sail swollen up and away.
[22214] over coughs and feetshuffling.)
[22218] Open your gates and sing
[22222] (A rocket rushes up the sky and bursts. A white star falls from it,
[22223] proclaiming the consummation of all things and second coming of Elijah.
[22225] of the World, a twoheaded octopus in gillie’s kilts, busby and tartan
[22232] (Over the possing drift and choking breathcoughs, Elijah’s voice,
[22240] time is 12.25. Tell mother you’ll be there. Rush your order and you
[22249] once nobble that, congregation, and a buck joyride to heaven becomes
[22253] vibrates. I know and I am some vibrator. Joking apart and, getting down
[22254] to bedrock, A. J. Christ Dowie and the harmonial philosophy, have you
[22269] Higgins and Miss Ricketts got religion way inside them. Certainly seems
[22272] and help me save our sisters dear. (He winks at his audience.) Our Mr
[22273] President, he twig the whole lot and he aint saying nothing.
[22275] KITTY-KATE: I forgot myself. In a weak moment I erred and did what I did
[22276] on Constitution hill. I was confirmed by the bishop and enrolled in the
[22290] Mulligan and Lynch in white surgical students’ gowns, four abreast,
[22296] LYSTER: (In quakergrey kneebreeches and broadbrimmed hat, says
[22302] mandarin’s kimono of Nankeen yellow, lizardlettered, and a high pagoda
[22305] BEST: (Smiling, lifts the hat and displays a shaven poll from the crown
[22310] JOHN EGLINTON: (Produces a greencapped dark lantern and flashes it
[22311] towards a corner: with carping accent.) Esthetics and cosmetics are for
[22313] wants the facts and means to get them.
[22318] head writhe eels and elvers. He is encrusted with weeds and shells. His
[22337] (Zoe runs to the chandelier and, crooking her leg, adjusts the mantle.)
[22359] spittle and, gazing in the mirror, smooths both eyebrows. Lipoti Virag,
[22360] basilicogrammate, chutes rapidly down through the chimneyflue and struts
[22362] overcoats and wears a brown macintosh under which he holds a roll
[22376] VIRAG: Number two on the other hand, she of the cherry rouge and
[22378] gopherwood, is in walking costume and tightly staysed by her sit, I
[22386] VIRAG: (Not unpleasantly.) Absolutely! Well observed and those pannier
[22387] pockets of the skirt and slightly pegtop effect are devised to suggest
[22398] eye with a finger and barks hoarsely.) Hoax! Beware of the flapper
[22399] and bogus mournful. Lily of the alley. All possess bachelor’s button
[22404] bumps! The ugly duckling of the party, longcasted and deep in keel.
[22408] VIRAG: We can do you all brands, mild, medium and strong. Pay your
[22418] protuberances, suggestive of potent rectum and tumescent for palpation,
[22421] reach an elephantine size. Pellets of new bread with fennygreek and
[22430] Argumentum ad feminam, as we said in old Rome and ancient Greece in
[22431] the consulship of Diplodocus and Ichthyosauros. For the rest Eve’s
[22435] that head? Wheatenmeal with honey and nutmeg.
[22437] BLOOM: (Reflecting.) Wheatenmeal with lycopodium and syllabax. This
[22442] twirling your thumbs and have a good old thunk. See, you have forgotten.
[22456] and the Basque, have you made up your mind whether you like or dislike
[22458] an entire year to the study of the religious problem and the summer
[22459] months of 1886 to square the circle and win that million. Pomegranate!
[22477] five hundred and fifty of our era. One tablespoonful of honey will
[22480] we may resume. We were very pleased, we others. (He coughs and, bending
[22496] we? Open Sesame! Cometh forth! (He unrolls his parchment rapidly and
[22500] may help us and the truffles of Perigord, tubers dislodged through
[22508] and the serpent contradicts. Not a historical fact. Obvious analogy to
[22522] VIRAG: (Head askew, arches his back and hunched wingshoulders, peers
[22523] at the moth out of blear bulged eyes, points a horning claw and cries.)
[22528] draws back and stares sideways down with dropping underjaw.) Well, well.
[22535] Round and round a ringaring.
[22544] forward to left front centre. He wears a dark mantle and drooping plumed
[22545] sombrero. He carries a silverstringed inlaid dulcimer and a longstemmed
[22547] wears dark velvet hose and silverbuckled pumps. He has the romantic
[22548] Saviour’s face with flowing locks, thin beard and moustache. His
[22549] spindlelegs and sparrow feet are those of the tenor Mario, prince of
[22550] Candia. He settles down his goffered ruffs and moistens his lips with a
[22560] belly with husks of swine. Too much of this. I will arise and go to my.
[22577] FLORRY: (Smirking.) The bird that can sing and won’t sing.
[22579] (The Siamese twins, Philip Drunk and Philip Sober, two Oxford dons with
[22596] FLORRY: And the song?
[22604] PHILIP DRUNK AND PHILIP SOBER: (Their lawnmowers purring with a rigadoon
[22615] the Virag who disclosed the Sex Secrets of Monks and Maidens. Why I left
[22616] the church of Rome. Read the Priest, the Woman and the Confessional.
[22620] shows joy and covers herself with featherskins. Man loves her yoni
[22640] cranes his scraggy neck forward. He lifts a mooncalf nozzle and howls.)
[22644] his eye agonising in his flat skullneck and yelps over the mute world.)
[22647] KITTY: And Mary Shortall that was in the lock with the pox she got
[22649] swallow and was smothered with the convulsions in the mattress and we
[22657] (Kitty unpins her hat and sets it down calmly, patting her henna hair.
[22658] And a prettier, a daintier head of winsome curls was never seen on a
[22661] LYNCH: (Laughs.) And to such delights has Metchnikoff inoculated
[22679] loins and genitals tightened into a pair of black bathing bagslops.)
[22684] (The virgins Nurse Callan and Nurse Quigley burst through the
[22685] ringkeepers and the ropes and mob him with open arms.)
[22697] (He yawns, showing a coalblack throat, and closes his jaws by an upward
[22701] (Henry Flower combs his moustache and beard rapidly with a pocketcomb
[22702] and gives a cow’s lick to his hair. Steered by his rapier, he glides
[22704] two ungainly stilthops, his tail cocked, and deftly claps sideways on
[22711] (Virag unscrews his head in a trice and holds it under his arm.)
[22719] Antisthenes, the dog sage, and the last end of Arius Heresiarchus. The
[22722] LYNCH: All one and the same God to her.
[22724] STEPHEN: (Devoutly.) And sovereign Lord of all things.
[22733] appears in the doorway, dressed in red soutane, sandals and socks. Seven
[22736] thumbs are stuck in his armpits and his palms outspread. Round his
[22739] gestures and proclaims with bloated pomp:)
[22745] With manacles and chains around his limbs
[22748] cheek puffed out. Then, unable to repress his merriment, he rocks to and
[22749] fro, arms akimbo, and sings with broad rollicking humour:)
[22753] He was plump, fat and heavy and brisk as a snake
[22758] with crossed arms at his ribs, grimacing, and exclaims:)
[22764] (His head aslant he blesses curtly with fore and middle fingers, imparts
[22765] the Easter kiss and doubleshuffles off comically, swaying his hat from
[22773] And the breath of the balmy night
[22781] (A male form passes down the creaking staircase and is heard taking the
[22782] waterproof and hat from the rack. Bloom starts forward involuntarily
[22783] and, half closing the door as he passes, takes the chocolate from his
[22784] pocket and offers it nervously to Zoe.)
[22794] breaks off and nibbles a piece, gives a piece to Kitty Ricketts and then
[22800] (She tosses a piece. With an adroit snap he catches it and bites it
[22804] ones. Full of the best liqueurs. And the viceroy was there with his
[22807] BLOOM: (In Svengali’s fur overcoat, with folded arms and Napoleonic
[22810] pass with impelling fingers and gives the sign of past master, drawing
[22814] (A male cough and tread are heard passing through the mist outside.
[22824] BLOOM: (Takes the chocolate.) Aphrodisiac? Tansy and pennyroyal. But I
[22827] This black makes me sad. Eat and be merry for tomorrow. (He eats.)
[22833] tasselled selvedge, and cools herself flirting a black horn fan like
[22834] Minnie Hauck in Carmen. On her left hand are wedding and keeper rings.
[22836] olive face is heavy, slightly sweated and fullnosed with orangetainted
[22843] and embonpoint. Her falcon eyes glitter.)
[22849] THE FAN: (Half opening, then closing.) And the missus is master.
[22860] before? Was then she him you us since knew? Am all them and the same now
[22874] and window open at a right angle cause a draught of thirtytwo feet per
[22879] end, remembering king David and the Sunamite, he shared his bed with
[22884] value in Dub. Fit for a prince’s. Liver and kidney.
[22894] BLOOM: (Looks downwards and perceives her unfastened bootlace.) We are
[22900] Learned when I served my time and worked the mail order line for
[22904] (Bella raises her gown slightly and, steadying her pose, lifts to the
[22905] edge of a chair a plump buskined hoof and a full pastern, silksocked.
[22906] Bloom, stifflegged, aging, bends over her hoof and with gentle fingers
[22907] draws out and in her laces.)
[22913] Raymonde I visited daily to admire her cobweb hose and stick of rhubarb
[22928] dull, darker and pouched, his nose thickens.)
[22959] sport skirt and alpine hat with moorcock’s feather, his hands stuck
[22960] deep in his breeches pockets, places his heel on her neck and grinds it
[22968] for you. I’m the Tartar to settle your little lot and break you in!
[22973] (Bloom creeps under the sofa and peers out through the fringe.)
[22988] (Bello grabs her hair violently and drags her forward.) I only want to
[23000] hamrashers and a bottle of Guinness’s porter. (He belches.) And
[23002] Victualler’s Gazette. Very possibly I shall have you slaughtered and
[23003] skewered in my stables and enjoy a slice of you with crisp crackling
[23004] from the baking tin basted and baked like sucking pig with rice and
[23030] men’s grey and green socks and brogues, floursmeared, a rollingpin
[23031] stuck with raw pastry in her bare red arm and hand, appears at the
[23034] MRS KEOGH: (Ferociously.) Can I help? (They hold and pinion Bloom.)
[23038] vicechairman of the Richmond asylum and by the by Guinness’s
[23040] that didn’t buy that lot Craig and Gardner told me about. Just my
[23041] infernal luck, curse it. And that Goddamned outsider Throwaway at twenty
[23048] prayed before. (He thrusts out a figged fist and foul cigar.) Here,
[23049] kiss that. Both. Kiss. (He throws a leg astride and, pressing with
[23052] sideways and squeezes his mount’s testicles roughly, shouting.)
[23055] and the coachman goes a trot a trot and the gentleman goes a gallop a
[23073] BELLO: (Stands up.) No more blow hot and cold. What you longed for has
[23074] come to pass. Henceforth you are unmanned and mine in earnest, a thing
[23076] garments, you understand, Ruby Cohen? and don the shot silk luxuriously
[23077] rustling over head and shoulders. And quickly too!
[23088] pretty two ounce petticoats and fringes and things stamped, of course,
[23089] with my houseflag, creations of lovely lingerie for Alice and nice
[23090] scent for Alice. Alice will feel the pullpull. Martha and Mary will be
[23094] BLOOM: (A charming soubrette with dauby cheeks, mustard hair and large
[23095] male hands and nose, leering mouth.) I tried her things on only twice,
[23099] BELLO: (Jeers.) Little jobs that make mother pleased, eh? And showed off
[23101] unskirted thighs and hegoat’s udders in various poses of surrender,
[23102] eh? Ho! ho! I have to laugh! That secondhand black operatop shift and
[23109] a nicelooking Miriam when you clipped off your backgate hairs and
[23115] and Bobs, dowager duchess of Manorhamilton. (He guffaws again.) Christ,
[23118] BLOOM: (Her hands and features working.) It was Gerald converted me to
[23121] sister’s stays. Now dearest Gerald uses pinky greasepaint and gilds
[23129] And really it’s better the position... because often I used to wet...
[23141] the instrument in the callbox. By word and deed he frankly encouraged
[23142] a nocturnal strumpet to deposit fecal and other matter in an unsanitary
[23145] strongmembered males. And by the offensively smelling vitriol works did
[23146] he not pass night after night by loving courting couples to see if and
[23147] what and how much he could see? Did he not lie in bed, the gross boar,
[23149] him by a nasty harlot, stimulated by gingerbread and a postal order?
[23177] BELLO: (Satirically.) By day you will souse and bat our smelling
[23178] underclothes also when we ladies are unwell, and swab out our latrines
[23179] with dress pinned up and a dishclout tied to your tail. Won’t that be
[23180] nice? (He places a ruby ring on her finger.) And there now! With this
[23187] one. Ay, and rinse the seven of them well, mind, or lap it up like
[23189] lecture you on your misdeeds, Miss Ruby, and spank your bare bot right
[23192] fortythreebutton gloves newpowdered with talc and having delicately
[23198] Marsh (I was in bed with him just now and another gentleman out of the
[23199] Hanaper and Petty Bag office) is on the lookout for a maid of all work
[23201] (He points.) For that lot. Trained by owner to fetch and carry, basket
[23202] in mouth. (He bares his arm and plunges it elbowdeep in Bloom’s
[23204] hardon? (He shoves his arm in a bidder’s face.) Here wet the deck and
[23213] A VOICE: One and eightpence too much.
[23217] BELLO: (Gives a rap with his gavel.) Two bar. Rockbottom figure and
[23218] cheap at the price. Fourteen hands high. Touch and examine shis points.
[23220] I had only my gold piercer here! And quite easy to milk. Three newlaid
[23233] potent weapon and transparent stockings, emeraldgartered, with the
[23240] BLOOM: (Bends his blushing face into his armpit and simpers with
[23244] stoops and, peering, pokes with his fan rudely under the fat suet folds
[23256] for you, you muff, if you had that weapon with knobs and lumps and warts
[23260] months, my lad! Holy ginger, it’s kicking and coughing up and down in
[23274] Return and see.
[23283] Mat Dillon’s! But that dress, the green! And her hair is dyed gold and
[23290] in the seawind simply swirling, breaks from the arms of her lover and
[23297] and his menfriends are living there in clover. The Cuckoos’ Rest!
[23310] of astronomy to make them pipespills. And they will spit in your ten
[23313] BLOOM: Ten and six. The act of low scoundrels. Let me go. I will return.
[23318] (Bloom clenches his fists and crawls forward, a bowieknife between his
[23322] secondbest bed and others must lie in it. Your epitaph is written. You
[23323] are down and out and don’t you forget it, old bean.
[23328] BELLO: Die and be damned to you if you have any sense of decency or
[23330] skipping to hell and back. Sign a will and leave us any coin you have!
[23332] bury you in our shrubbery jakes where you’ll be dead and dirty with
[23334] and sodomite with a crick in his neck, and my other ten or eleven
[23348] circumcised, in sackcloth and ashes, stand by the wailing wall. M.
[23362] incense smoke screens and disperses. Out of her oakframe a nymph with
[23364] grotto and passing under interlacing yews stands over Bloom.)
[23376] fleshtights and the nifty shimmy dancers, La Aurora and Karini, musical
[23379] disturb callow youth, ads for transparencies, truedup dice and bustpads,
[23380] proprietary articles and why wear a truss with testimonial from ruptured
[23393] THE NYMPH: I do. You bore me away, framed me in oak and tinsel, set me
[23395] four places. And with loving pencil you shaded my eyes, my bosom and my
[23411] THE NYMPH: (Her fingers in her ears.) And words. They are not in my
[23428] after weaning. It was a crack and want of glue. Eh? And that absurd
[23454] juvenile grey and black striped suit, too small for him, white tennis
[23455] shoes, bordered stockings with turnover tops and a red schoolcap with
[23457] a jolting car, the mingling odours of the ladies’ cloakroom and
[23459] love crushes, instinct of the herd, and the dark sexsmelling theatre
[23460] unbridles vice), even a pricelist of their hosiery. And then the heat.
[23461] There were sunspots that summer. End of school. And tipsycake. Halcyon
[23464] (Halcyon days, high school boys in blue and white football jerseys and
[23467] of the trees and shout to Master Leopold Bloom.)
[23480] the boles and among the leaves and break, blossoming into bloom.) Who
[23485] THE YEWS: (Sweeping downward.) Sister, yes. And on our virgin sward.
[23499] She climbed their crooked tree and I... A saint couldn’t resist it.
[23516] BLOOM: (Hatless, flushed, covered with burrs of thistledown and
[23526] (Far out in the bay between Bailey and Kish lights the Erin’s King
[23532] place among the nations of the earth, then, and not till then, let my
[23538] a place and no hair there either. We are stonecold and pure. We eat
[23548] THE NYMPH: In my presence. The powderpuff. (She blushes and makes a
[23549] knee.) And the rest!
[23568] THE VOICE OF VIRAG: (A birdchief, bluestreaked and feathered in war
[23570] beechmast and acorns.) Hot! Hot! Ware Sitting Bull!
[23583] THE NYMPH: (Eyeless, in nun’s white habit, coif and hugewinged wimple,
[23585] Carmel. The apparitions of Knock and Lourdes. No more desire. (She
[23602] were only ethereal where would you all be, postulants and novices? Shy
[23606] aging and swaying.) Deciduously!
[23612] no more lovesongs. Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen. (She draws a poniard and,
[23617] lives! Fair play, madam. No pruningknife. The fox and the grapes, is it?
[23627] yourselves. No jerks and multiple mucosities all over you. I tried it.
[23631] me. And would a jury give me five shillings alimony tomorrow, eh? Fool
[23639] in the tooth and superfluous hair. A raw onion the last thing at night
[23640] would benefit your complexion. And take some double chin drill. Your
[23650] hay and wipe yourself.
[23654] BLOOM: I saw him, kipkeeper! Pox and gleet vendor!
[23659] ZOE: Me. Mind your cornflowers. (She darts to the piano and bangs chords
[23662] to the table.) What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is my own.
[23669] ZOE: Forfeits, a fine thing and a superfine thing.
[23675] Give a thing and take it back
[23684] and unrolls the potato from the top of her stocking.) Those that hides
[23687] BELLA: (Frowns.) Here. This isn’t a musical peepshow. And don’t you
[23690] (She goes to the pianola. Stephen fumbles in his pocket and, taking out
[23695] indicates vaguely Lynch and Bloom.) We are all in the same sweepstake,
[23696] Kinch and Lynch. Dans ce bordel où tenons nostre état.
[23702] BELLA: (Looks at the money, then at Stephen, then at Zoe, Florry and
[23706] and takes out and hands her two crowns.) Permit, brevi manu, my sight is
[23711] Zoe’s neck. Lynch gets up, rights his cap and, clasping Kitty’s
[23717] BELLA, ZOE, KITTY, LYNCH, BLOOM: (Chattering and squabbling.) The
[23727] ZOE: (Lifting up her pettigown and folding a half sovereign into the top
[23734] FLORRY: And me?
[23738] (He lifts her, carries her and bumps her down on the sofa.)
[23747] BLOOM: (Quietly lays a half sovereign on the table between Bella and
[23755] sofa and kisses her. Bloom goes with the poundnote to Stephen.)
[23760] again in his pocket and draws out a handful of coins. An object falls.)
[23763] BLOOM: (Stooping, picks up and hands a box of matches.) This.
[23772] BLOOM: I will but is it wise? (He counts.) One, seven, eleven, and five.
[23779] BLOOM: That is one pound six and eleven. One pound seven, say.
[23786] cigarette from the sofa to the table.) And so Georgina Johnson is dead
[23787] and married. (A cigarette appears on the table. Stephen looks at it.)
[23788] Wonder. Parlour magic. Married. Hm. (He strikes a match and proceeds to
[23800] ZOE: It was a commercial traveller married her and took her away with
[23809] (The cigarette slips from Stephen’s fingers. Bloom picks it up and
[23817] STEPHEN: (Extends his hand to her smiling and chants to the air of the
[23828] LYNCH: Sheet lightning courage. The youth who could not shiver and
[23866] BLOOM: (Detaches her fingers and offers his palm.) More harm than good.
[23872] ZOE: (Peering at Bloom’s palm.) Gridiron. Travels beyond the sea and
[23881] stretches her wings and clucks.)
[23885] (She sidles from her newlaid egg and waddles off.)
[23887] BLOOM: (Points to his hand.) That weal there is an accident. Fell and
[23897] (Zoe whispers to Florry. They giggle. Bloom releases his hand and writes
[23902] (A hackneycar, number three hundred and twentyfour, with a
[23904] Donnybrook, trots past. Blazes Boylan and Lenehan sprawl swaying on the
[23906] crossblind Lydia Douce and Mina Kennedy gaze.)
[23908] THE BOOTS: (Jogging, mocks them with thumb and wriggling wormfingers.)
[23918] sideways, a red flower in his mouth. Lenehan in yachtsman’s cap and
[23933] LENEHAN: (Smells gleefully.) Ah! Lobster and mayonnaise. Ah!
[23935] ZOE AND FLORRY: (Laugh together.) Ha ha ha ha.
[23937] BOYLAN: (Jumps surely from the car and calls loudly for all to hear.)
[23940] BLOOM: (In flunkey’s prune plush coat and kneebreeches, buff stockings
[23941] and powdered wig.) I’m afraid not, sir. The last articles...
[23943] BOYLAN: (Tosses him sixpence.) Here, to buy yourself a gin and splash.
[23950] out of the water.) Raoul darling, come and dry me. I’m in my pelt.
[23951] Only my new hat and a carriage sponge.
[23959] MARION: Let him look, the pishogue! Pimp! And scourge himself! I’ll
[23961] raise weals out on him an inch thick and make him bring me back a signed
[23962] and stamped receipt.
[23970] keyhole and play with yourself while I just go through her a few times.
[23973] the deed and take a snapshot? (He holds out an ointment jar.) Vaseline,
[23982] geraniums and lovely peaches! O, he simply idolises every bit of her!
[23986] the room doing it! Ride a cockhorse. You could hear them in Paris and
[23987] New York. Like mouthfuls of strawberries and cream.
[24004] (Stephen and Bloom gaze in the mirror. The face of William Shakespeare,
[24015] ZOE: Before you’re twice married and once a widower.
[24020] (Mrs Dignam, widow woman, her snubnose and cheeks flushed with
[24021] deathtalk, tears and Tunney’s tawny sherry, hurries by in her weeds,
[24022] her bonnet awry, rouging and powdering her cheeks, lips and nose, a
[24024] husband’s everyday trousers and turnedup boots, large eights. She
[24025] holds a Scottish widow’s insurance policy and a large marquee umbrella
[24039] aside. Under the umbrella appears Mrs Cunningham in Merry Widow hat and
[24040] kimono gown. She glides sidling and bowing, twirling japanesily.)
[24044] And they call me the jewel of Asia!
[24051] of the house of Lambert. And Noah was drunk with wine. And his ark was
[24058] ZOE: (Runs to stephen and links him.) O go on! Give us some parleyvoo.
[24060] (Stephen claps hat on head and leaps over to the fireplace where he
[24068] and other things perhaps hers heart beerchops perfect fashionable
[24070] princesses like are dancing cancan and walking there parisian clowneries
[24072] how much smart they are on things love and sensations voluptuous.
[24073] Misters very selects for is pleasure must to visit heaven and hell show
[24074] with mortuary candles and they tears silver which occur every night.
[24077] disrobe and squeal loud to see vampire man debauch nun very fresh young
[24086] Great success of laughing. Angels much prostitutes like and holy
[24090] grotesque gestures which Lynch and the whores reply to.) Caoutchouc
[24102] Waterloo. Watercloset. (He ceases suddenly and holds up a forefinger.)
[24110] ZOE: Go abroad and love a foreign lady.
[24122] STEPHEN: No, I flew. My foes beneath me. And ever shall be. World
[24140] (The fronds and spaces of the wallpaper file rapidly across country.
[24145] Union huntsmen and huntswomen live with them, hot for a kill. From Six
[24149] waving torches. The crowd bawls of dicers, crown and anchor players,
[24150] thimbleriggers, broadsmen. Crows and touts, hoarse bookies in high
[24175] THE ORANGE LODGES: (Jeering.) Get down and push, mister. Last lap!
[24184] (A yoke of buckets leopards all over him and his rearing nag a torrent
[24190] (Private Carr, Private Compton and Cissy Caffrey pass beneath the
[24197] PRIVATE CARR, PRIVATE COMPTON AND CISSY CAFFREY:
[24209] augur’s rod? (He runs to the piano and takes his ashplant, beating his
[24214] (She drops two pennies in the slot. Gold, pink and violet lights
[24218] room, his hands fluttering. He sits tinily on the pianostool and
[24219] lifts and beats handless sticks of arms on the keyboard, nodding with
[24226] Girl’s a Yorkshire Girl. Stephen throws his ashplant on the table and
[24227] seizes Zoe round the waist. Florry and Bella push the table towards the
[24232] hat. With a deft kick he sends it spinning to his crown and jauntyhatted
[24235] kerchief, tight lavender trousers, patent pumps and canary gloves. In
[24238] lightly on his breastbone, bows, and fondles his flower and buttons.)
[24248] time sounds. Stephen and Zoe circle freely. The lights change, glow,
[24264] (The morning and noon hours waltz in their places, turning, advancing to
[24266] arch and suspend their arms, with hands descending to, touching, rising
[24280] (Zoe and Stephen turn boldly with looser swing. The twilight hours
[24282] cheeks delicate with cipria and false faint bloom. They are in grey
[24287] (The night hours, one by one, steal to the last place. Morning, noon and
[24289] and bracelets of dull bells. Weary they curchycurchy under veils.)
[24302] (She frees herself, droops on a chair. Stephen seizes Florry and turns
[24308] each with arching arms in a mosaic of movements. Stephen and Florry turn
[24321] (She runs to Stephen. He leaves Florry brusquely and seizes Kitty. A
[24331] Yorkshire through and through. Come on all!
[24333] (She seizes Florry and waltzes her.)
[24338] the table and takes the floor. All wheel whirl waltz twirl. Bloombella
[24343] snakes dangled, bowels fandango leaping spurn soil foot and fall again.)
[12076] And wears no fancy clothes.
[24359] piglings, Conmee on Christass, lame crutch and leg sailor in cockboat
[24360] armfolded ropepulling hitching stamp hornpipe through and through.
[24366] up and down bump mashtub sort of viceroy and reine relish for tublumber
[24376] grey with a wreath of faded orangeblossoms and a torn bridal veil, her
[24377] face worn and noseless, green with gravemould. Her hair is scant and
[24378] lank. She fixes her bluecircled hollow eyesockets on Stephen and opens
[24379] her toothless mouth uttering a silent word. A choir of virgins and
[24387] dress of puce and yellow and clown’s cap with curling bell, stands
[24408] STEPHEN: (Choking with fright, remorse and horror.) They say I killed
[24420] Ursuline manual and forty days’ indulgence. Repent, Stephen.
[24425] boiled rice every night after your brainwork. Years and years I loved
[24437] head and bloody bones.
[24439] THE MOTHER: (Her face drawing near and nearer, sending out an ashen
[24445] STEPHEN: (Strangled with rage.) Shite! (His features grow drawn and grey
[24446] and old.)
[24464] grief and agony on Mount Calvary.
[24468] (He lifts his ashplant high with both hands and smashes the chandelier.
[24469] Time’s livid final flame leaps and, in the following darkness, ruin of
[24470] all space, shattered glass and toppling masonry.)
[24476] LYNCH: (Rushes forward and seizes Stephen’s hand.) Here! Hold on!
[24481] (Stephen, abandoning his ashplant, his head and arms thrown back stark,
[24482] beats the ground and flies from the room, past the whores at the door.)
[24486] (The two whores rush to the halldoor. Lynch and Kitty and Zoe stampede
[24500] BELLA: (Her eyes hard with anger and cupidity, points.) Who’s to pay
[24513] BELLA: (Shrinks back and screams.) Jesus! Don’t!
[24528] and paying nothing. Are you my commander here or? Where is he? I’ll
[24531] BLOOM: (Urgently.) And if it were your own son in Oxford? (Warningly.) I
[24538] BLOOM: What? Where? (He throws a shilling on the table and starts.)
[24549] lewd smile. The silent lechers turn to pay the jarvey. Zoe and Kitty
[24551] hood and poncho and hurries down the steps with sideways face. Incog
[24552] Haroun al Raschid he flits behind the silent lechers and hastens on by
[24556] in tallyho cap and an old pair of grey trousers, follows from far,
[24561] slipperslappers. After him freshfound the hue and cry zigzag gallops
[24580] and Stanislaus Moran of Roebuck, the managing clerk of Drimmie’s,
[24584] the mystery man on the beach, a retriever, Mrs Miriam Dandrade and all
[24587] THE HUE AND CRY: (Helterskelterpelterwelter.) He’s Bloom! Stop Bloom!
[24592] jot what hi! hi! row and wrangle round the whowhat brawlaltogether.)
[24594] STEPHEN: (With elaborate gestures, breathing deeply and slowly.) You are
[24595] my guests. Uninvited. By virtue of the fifth of George and seventh of
[24604] Cohen’s. What’s up? Soldier and civilian.
[24606] CISSY CAFFREY: I was in company with the soldiers and they left me to
[24607] do—you know, and the young man run up behind me. But I’m faithful to
[24610] STEPHEN: (Catches sight of Lynch’s and Kitty’s heads.) Hail,
[24611] Sisyphus. (He points to himself and the others.) Poetic. Uropoetic.
[24615] CISSY CAFFREY: Yes, to go with him. And me with a soldier friend.
[24620] PRIVATE CARR: (To Cissy.) Was he insulting you while me and him was
[24623] LORD TENNYSON: (Gentleman poet in Union Jack blazer and cricket
[24647] Dolly. Dream of the girl you left behind and she will dream of you.
[24664] forgotten the trick. Let us sit down somewhere and discuss. Struggle
[24666] tsar and the king of England, have invented arbitration. (He taps his
[24667] brow.) But in here it is I must kill the priest and the king.
[24677] CUNTY KATE: Indeed, yes. And at the same time with such apposite
[24680] PRIVATE CARR: (Pulls himself free and comes forward.) What’s that
[24685] Garter and Thistle, Golden Fleece, Elephant of Denmark, Skinner’s and
[24686] Probyn’s horse, Lincoln’s Inn bencher and ancient and honourable
[24688] as a grand elect perfect and sublime mason with trowel and apron, marked
[24695] and we heartily wish both men the best of good luck. Mahak makar a bak.
[24697] (He shakes hands with Private Carr, Private Compton, Stephen, Bloom and
[24711] EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Levitates over heaps of slain, in the garb and with
[24714] My methods are new and are causing surprise.
[24716] STEPHEN: Kings and unicorns! (He falls back a pace.) Come somewhere and
[24726] STEPHEN: (Nods, smiling and laughing.) Gentleman, patriot, scholar and
[24735] (Kevin Egan of Paris in black Spanish tasselled shirt and peep-o’-day
[24758] THE BAWD: The red’s as good as the green. And better. Up the soldiers!
[24763] THE CITIZEN: (With a huge emerald muffler and shillelagh, calls.)
[24777] advances with gladstone bag which he opens.) Ladies and gents,
[24779] dismembered the wife of a compatriot and hid remains in a sheet in the
[24784] (He jerks the rope. The assistants leap at the victim’s legs and drag
[24792] Bellingham, Mrs Yelverton Barry and the Honourable Mrs Mervyn Talboys
[24797] (He plunges his head into the gaping belly of the hanged and draws out
[24798] his head again clotted with coiled and smoking entrails.) My painful
[24801] EDWARD THE SEVENTH: (Dances slowly, solemnly, rattling his bucket, and
[24806] Drinking whisky, beer and wine!
[24810] wants my money and my life, though want must be his master, for some
[24827] OLD GUMMY GRANNY: (Rocking to and fro.) Ireland’s sweetheart, the king
[24830] (She wails.) You met with poor old Ireland and how does she stand?
[24847] (Major Tweedy and the Citizen exhibit to each other medals, decorations,
[24863] bearskin cap with hackleplume and accoutrements, with epaulettes, gilt
[24864] chevrons and sabretaches, his breast bright with medals, toes the line.
[24867] MAJOR TWEEDY: (Growls gruffly.) Rorke’s Drift! Up, guards, and at
[24875] (Massed bands blare Garryowen and God save the King.)
[24879] CUNTY KATE: The brave and the fair.
[24883] CUNTY KATE: (Blushing deeply.) Nay, madam. The gules doublet and merry
[24894] dumb? You are the link between nations and generations. Speak, woman,
[2242] And thy quarrons dainty is.
[24918] from Prospect and Mount Jerome in white sheepskin overcoats and black
[24919] goatfell cloaks arise and appear to many. A chasm opens with a noiseless
[24920] yawn. Tom Rochford, winner, in athlete’s singlet and breeches, arrives
[24921] at the head of the national hurdle handicap and leaps into the void.
[24922] He is followed by a race of runners and leapers. In wild attitudes they
[24928] furrows. They exchange in amity the pass of knights of the red cross and
[24935] the fieldaltar of Saint Barbara. Black candles rise from its gospel and
[24939] swollen belly. Father Malachi O’Flynn in a lace petticoat and reversed
[24941] Reverend Mr Hugh C Haines Love M. A. in a plain cassock and mortarboard,
[24942] his head and collar back to the front, holds over the celebrant’s head
[24950] FATHER MALACHI O’FLYNN: (Takes from the chalice and elevates a
[24971] (In strident discord peasants and townsmen of Orange and Green factions
[24972] sing Kick the Pope and Daily, daily sing to Mary.)
[24981] him, acushla. At 8.35 a.m. you will be in heaven and Ireland will be
[25006] (He rushes towards Stephen, fist outstretched, and strikes him in the
[25008] face to the sky, his hat rolling to the wall. Bloom follows and picks it
[25019] A HAG: What call had the redcoat to strike the gentleman and he under
[25020] the influence. Let them go and fight the Boers!
[25025] (They grab at each other’s hair, claw at each other and spit.)
[25036] PRIVATE COMPTON: We were with this lady. And he insulted us. And
[25066] FIRST WATCH: Name and address.
[25091] CORNY KELLEHER: (Nudges the second watch.) Come and wipe your name off
[25129] quid on the race. Drowning his grief. And were on for a go with the
[25130] jolly girls. So I landed them up on Behan’s car and down to nighttown.
[25135] No, by God, says I. Not for old stagers like myself and yourself. (He
[25136] laughs again and leers with lacklustre eye.) Thanks be to God we have it
[25141] fellow, he’s laid up for the past week) and we had a liquor together
[25142] and I was just making my way home...
[25149] left the two commercials in Mrs Cohen’s and I told him to pull up and
[25158] CORNY KELLEHER: (Scratches his nape.) Sandycove! (He bends down and
[25162] BLOOM: No, no, no. I have his money and his hat here and stick.
[25170] BLOOM: Good night. I’ll just wait and take him along in a few...
[25172] (Corny Kelleher returns to the outside car and mounts it. The horse
[25179] (The jarvey chucks the reins and raises his whip encouragingly. The
[25180] car and horse back slowly, awkwardly, and turn. Corny Kelleher on the
[25181] sideseat sways his head to and fro in sign of mirth at Bloom’s plight.
[25184] and palm Corny Kelleher reassures that the two bobbies will allow the
[25189] Kelleher that he is reassuraloomtay. The tinkling hoofs and jingling
[25191] in his hand Stephen’s hat, festooned with shavings, and ashplant,
[25192] stands irresolute. Then he bends to him and shakes him by the shoulder.)
[25196] and, hesitating, brings his mouth near the face of the prostrate form.)
[25199] STEPHEN: (Groans.) Who? Black panther. Vampire. (He sighs and stretches
[25203] And pierce... wood’s woven shade?...
[25206] BLOOM: Poetry. Well educated. Pity. (He bends again and undoes
[25208] woodshavings from Stephen’s clothes with light hand and fingers.) One
[25215] (He stretches out his arms, sighs again and curls his body. Bloom,
[25216] holding the hat and ashplant, stands erect. A dog barks in the distance.
[25217] Bloom tightens and loosens his grip on the ashplant. He looks down on
[25218] Stephen’s face and form.)
[25225] cabletow’s length from the shore... where the tide ebbs... and flows
[25231] Eton suit with glass shoes and a little bronze helmet, holding a book
[25237] RUDY: (Gazes, unseeing, into Bloom’s eyes and goes on reading,
[25239] diamond and ruby buttons. In his free left hand he holds a slim ivory

16. Eumaeus

[25258] the shavings and handed Stephen the hat and ashplant and bucked him up
[25261] bit unsteady and on his expressed desire for some beverage to drink Mr
[25262] Bloom in view of the hour it was and there being no pump of Vartry water
[25266] where they might hit upon some drinkables in the shape of a milk and
[25269] to take some measures on the subject he pondered suitable ways and means
[25278] street or, more properly, lane as far as the farrier’s and the
[25284] fellows inside on the spree, outside the North Star hotel and there was
[25290] there was nothing for it but put a good face on the matter and foot it
[25291] which they accordingly did. So, bevelling around by Mullett’s and the
[25298] for time, as it happened, and the temperature refreshing since it
[25302] sandstrewer happened to be returning and the elder man recounted to his
[25306] course all traffic was suspended at that late hour and passing the
[25309] Dock Tavern and in due course turned into Store street, famous for its
[25310] C division police station. Between this point and the high at present
[25317] of the public the primary and most indispensable. Bread, the staff of
[25321] En route to his taciturn and, not to put too fine a point on it, not
[25325] and swell mobsmen, which, barely permissible once in a while though not
[25334] candidate for the accident ward or, failing that, the bridewell and
[25339] were admittedly unscrupulous in the service of the Crown and, as Mr
[25348] anything. You frittered away your time, he very sensibly maintained, and
[25349] health and also character besides which, the squandermania of the thing,
[25351] the bargain and the greatest danger of all was who you got drunk with
[25353] glass of choice old wine in season as both nourishing and bloodmaking
[25354] and possessing aperient virtues (notably a good burgundy which he was
[25362] —And that one was Judas, Stephen said, who up to then had said nothing
[25365] Discussing these and kindred topics they made a beeline across the back
[25366] of the Customhouse and passed under the Loop Line bridge where a brazier
[25369] no special reason to look at the heap of barren cobblestones and by
[25385] Stephen of course started rather dizzily and stopped to return the
[25391] to nothing to live on to be abroad waylaying and generally terrorising
[25397] to point a moral, gagged and garrotted.
[25402] and his genealogy came about in this wise. He was the eldest son of
[25409] fine residence of its kind and well worth seeing, her mother or aunt or
[25418] had all deserted him. Furthermore he had a row with Lenehan and called
[25420] uncalledfor expressions. He was out of a job and implored of Stephen to
[25428] —I wouldn’t ask you only, pursued he, on my solemn oath and God
[25444] Maloney’s, but it was only a tanner touch and full of undesirables but
[25459] affluence and hadn’t a thing to do but hand out the needful. Whereas.
[25462] so that he might endeavour at all events and get sufficient to eat but
[25476] And so in point of fact they turned out to be. Stephen anyhow lent him
[25488] Subsequently being not quite so down in the mouth after the two and six
[25492] O’Mara and a little chap with a stutter the name of Tighe. Anyhow
[25493] he was lagged the night before last and fined ten bob for a drunk and
[25494] disorderly and refusing to go with the constable.
[25499] was having a quiet forty winks for all intents and purposes on his own
[25501] time now and then at Stephen’s anything but immaculately attired
[25506] dilapidated hat and slouchy wearing apparel generally testifying to a
[25509] neighbour all round, in every deep, so to put it, a deeper depth and for
[25516] The pair parted company and Stephen rejoined Mr Bloom who, with his
[25527] moored alongside Customhouse quay and quite possibly out of repair,
[25538] the intelligence, I can quite credit the assertion and I guarantee he
[25542] question. And even supposing you did you won’t get in after what
[25558] than one and a born raconteur if ever there was one. He takes great
[25562] that is, and that English tourist friend of his, who eventually euchred
[25572] and he could drink it with the oatmealwater for milk after the Friday
[25574] Boody and Katey, the cat meanwhile under the mangle devouring a mess of
[25575] eggshells and charred fish heads and bones on a square of brown paper,
[25576] in accordance with the third precept of the church to fast and abstain
[25582] element, Dr Mulligan, as a guide, philosopher and friend if I were in
[25591] coming to the fore in his line and, if the report was verified, bade
[25595] certain drowning by artificial respiration and what they call first
[25600] pure and simple.
[25602] —Except it simply amounts to one thing and he is what they call
[25610] through the affair and for some reason or other best known to himself
[25612] and he more than conjectured that, high educational abilities though he
[25633] Mr Bloom and Stephen entered the cabman’s shelter, an unpretentious
[25641] of waifs and strays and other nondescript specimens of the genus homo
[25642] already there engaged in eating and drinking diversified by conversation
[25659] was still raging fast and furious:
[25663] and full. Belladonna. Voglio.
[25677] and a rather antediluvian specimen of a bun, or so it seemed. After
[25695] —And what might your name be?
[25705] Hollands and water.
[25715] same way and nodding. All Irish.
[25720] and he was just asking himself what possible connection when the sailor
[25727] Though he was slightly hampered by an occasional stammer and his
[25734] screwed his features up someway sideways and glared out into the night
[25744] Egg two evidently demolished, he nodded and winked, adding
[25769] —That’s right, the sailor said. Fort Camden and Fort Carlisle.
[25772] For England, home and beauty. She’s my own true wife I haven’t seen
[25779] Enoch Arden and Rip van Winkle and does anybody hereabouts remember Caoc
[25780] O’Leary, a favourite and most trying declamation piece by the way of
[25781] poor John Casey and a bit of perfect poetry in its own small way.
[25784] finally did breast the tape and the awful truth dawned upon him anent
[25786] but I’ve come to stay and make a fresh start. There she sits, a
[25788] cradle of the deep. And there sits uncle Chubb or Tomkin, as the case
[25789] might be, the publican of the Crown and Anchor, in shirtsleeves, eating
[25790] rumpsteak and onions. No chair for father. Broo! The wind! Her brandnew
[25791] arrival is on her knee, post mortem child. With a high ro! and a randy
[25792] ro! and my galloping tearing tandy, O! Bow to the inevitable. Grin
[25793] and bear it. I remain with much love your brokenhearted husband W. B.
[25802] plug from his good jacket hanging on a nail and the desired object was
[25807] He deposited the quid in his gob and, chewing and with some slow
[25815] and handed to his neighbour a not very cleanlooking folded document.
[25822] I was in China and North America and South America. We was chased by
[25824] and the Black Sea, the Dardanelles under Captain Dalton, the best bloody
[25831] queer things too, ups and downs. I seen a crocodile bite the fluke of an
[25834] He took out of his mouth the pulpy quid and, lodging it between his
[25837] —Khaan! Like that. And I seen maneaters in Peru that eats corpses and
[25842] be in its way a species of repository and pushed it along the table. The
[25867] card to peruse the partially obliterated address and postmark. It ran
[25871] eggsniping transaction for that matter despite William Tell and the
[25875] he represented himself to be and not sailing under false colours
[25876] after having boxed the compass on the strict q.t. somewhere) and
[25887] down the needful and breaking Boyd’s heart it was not so dear,
[25889] Mullingar where he figured on going was five and six, there and back.
[25890] The trip would benefit health on account of the bracing ozone and be in
[25893] Falmouth, Southampton and so on culminating in an instructive tour of
[25900] Margate with mixed bathing and firstrate hydros and spas, Eastbourne,
[25901] Scarborough, Margate and so on, beautiful Bournemouth, the Channel
[25902] islands and similar bijou spots, which might prove highly remunerative.
[25903] Not, of course, with a hole and corner scratch company or local ladies
[25904] on the job, witness Mrs C P M’Coy type lend me your valise and I’ll
[25907] as leading lady as a sort of counterblast to the Elster Grimes and
[25908] Moody-Manners, perfectly simple matter and he was quite sanguine of
[25910] fellow with a bit of bounce who could pull the indispensable wires and
[25917] usual quantity of red tape and dillydallying of effete fogeydom and
[25919] and enterprise to meet the travelling needs of the public at large, the
[25920] average man, i.e. Brown, Robinson and Co.
[25922] It was a subject of regret and absurd as well on the face of it and no
[25926] of being always and ever cooped up since my old stick-in-the-mud took me
[25927] for a wife. After all, hang it, they had their eleven and more humdrum
[25928] months of it and merited a radical change of venue after the grind
[25933] of attractions as well as a bracing tonic for the system in and around
[25934] Dublin and its picturesque environs even, Poulaphouca to which there was
[25937] wheelmen so long as it didn’t come down, and in the wilds of Donegal
[25942] associations and otherwise, Silken Thomas, Grace O’Malley, George IV,
[25944] with all sorts and conditions of men especially in the spring when young
[25949] in its infancy, so to speak, and the accommodation left much to be
[25951] curiosity, pure and simple, was whether it was the traffic that created
[25953] other side of the card, picture, and passed it along to Stephen.
[25956] little pills like putty and he put them in the water and they opened and
[25964] —And I seen a man killed in Trieste by an Italian chap. Knife in his
[25968] keeping with his character and held it in the striking position.
[25981] snapped the blade to and stowed the weapon in question away as before in
[25990] is bliss Mr B. and Stephen, each in his own particular way, both
[25998] There ensued a somewhat lengthy pause. One man was reading in fits and
[26020] sawdust, and shook his head with a sort of lazy scorn.
[26027] —I’m tired of all them rocks in the sea, he said, and boats and
[26034] it covered fully three fourths of it and he fully realised accordingly
[26039] it and it at him, dreaming of fresh woods and pastures new as someone
[26040] somewhere sings. And it left him wondering why. Possibly he had tried to
[26041] find out the secret for himself, floundering up and down the antipodes
[26042] and all that sort of thing and over and under, well, not exactly under,
[26043] tempting the fates. And the odds were twenty to nil there was really no
[26046] its glory and in the natural course of things somebody or other had to
[26047] sail on it and fly in the face of providence though it merely went to
[26049] other fellow like the hell idea and the lottery and insurance which were
[26054] gratitude also to the harbourmasters and coastguard service who had
[26055] to man the rigging and push off and out amid the elements whatever the
[26056] season when duty called Ireland expects that every man and so on and
[26058] Irish lights, Kish and others, liable to capsize at any moment, rounding
[26063] himself a rover, proceeded, went ashore and took up a soft job as
[26065] on me and he gave me an oilskin and that jackknife. I’m game for that
[26066] job, shaving and brushup. I hate roaming about. There’s my son now,
[26067] Danny, run off to sea and his mother got him took in a draper’s in
[26072] from the carking cares of office, unwashed of course and in a seedy
[26073] getup and a strong suspicion of nosepaint about the nasal appendage.
[26079] shirt with his two hands and scratched away at his chest on which was to
[26089] mariner’s hope and rest they had a full view of the figure 16 and a
[26101] —See here, he said, showing Antonio. There he is cursing the mate. And
[26103] fingers, some special knack evidently, and he laughing at a yarn.
[26105] And in point of fact the young man named Antonio’s livid face did
[26106] actually look like forced smiling and the curious effect excited the
[26118] —And what’s the number for? loafer number two queried.
[26126] And then he added with rather gallowsbird humour considering his alleged
[26131] The face of a streetwalker glazed and haggard under a black straw hat
[26135] flusterfied but outwardly calm, and, picking up from the table the pink
[26137] laid aside, he picked it up and looked at the pink of the paper though
[26142] and begged the chance of his washing. Also why washing which seemed
[26145] street and women would and did too a man’s similar garments initialled
[26146] with Bewley and Draper’s marking ink (hers were, that is) if they
[26154] Murphy’s nautical chest and then there was no more of her.
[26165] Stephen had not noticed her and shrugged his shoulders, merely
[26168] —In this country people sell much more than she ever had and do a
[26170] buy the soul. She is a bad merchant. She buys dear and sells cheap.
[26176] licensed and medically inspected by the proper authorities, a thing, he
[26179] he said, and ventilated the matter thoroughly would confer a lasting
[26182] —You as a good catholic, he observed, talking of body and soul,
[26190] and concentrate and remember before he could say:
[26192] —They tell me on the best authority it is a simple substance and
[26196] practical jokes, corruptio per se and corruptio per accidens both being
[26209] and the same applies to the laws, for example, of a farreaching natural
[26218] were both in schooling and everything else with the marked difference in
[26223] That’s a matter for everyman’s opinion and, without dragging in the
[26228] Hamlet and Bacon, as, you who know your Shakespeare infinitely better
[26230] by the way? Let me stir it. And take a piece of that bun. It’s like
[26238] or try to the clotted sugar from the bottom and reflected with something
[26239] approaching acrimony on the Coffee Palace and its temperance (and
[26240] lucrative) work. To be sure it was a legitimate object and beyond yea or
[26243] and useful lectures (admittance free) by qualified men for the lower
[26244] orders. On the other hand he had a distinct and painful recollection
[26248] to do good and net a profit, there being no competition to speak
[26260] from the brown puddle it clopped out of when taken up by the handle and
[26264] solid food, his one and only reason being not gormandising in the least
[26273] Mr Bloom promptly did as suggested and removed the incriminated article,
[26280] genuine? He could spin those yarns for hours on end all night long and
[26283] Yet still though his eyes were thick with sleep and sea air life was
[26284] full of a host of things and coincidences of a terrible nature and it
[26290] He had been meantime taking stock of the individual in front of him and
[26294] delivery and it required no violent stretch of imagination to associate
[26295] such a weirdlooking specimen with the oakum and treadmill fraternity. He
[26298] and had served his four or five goodlooking years in durance vile to say
[26305] seas to draw the long bow about the schooner Hesperus and etcetera.
[26306] And when all was said and done the lies a fellow told about himself
[26321] However reverting to friend Sinbad and his horrifying adventures (who
[26324] management in the Flying Dutchman, a stupendous success, and his host
[26330] was none the less free to admit those icecreamers and friers in the fish
[26331] way not to mention the chip potato variety and so forth over in little
[26336] the quiet and, he added, on the cheap.
[26340] hands and give you your quietus doublequick with those poignards they
[26354] —Then, Stephen said staring and rambling on to himself or some unknown
[26355] listener somewhere, we have the impetuosity of Dante and the isosceles
[26356] triangle miss Portinari he fell in love with and Leonardo and san
[26362] and I was just looking at those antique statues there. The splendid
[26364] of women here. An exception here and there. Handsome yes, pretty in a
[26371] Interest, however, was starting to flag somewhat all round and then the
[26374] had his own say to say. He had doubled the cape a few odd times and
[26375] weathered a monsoon, a kind of wind, in the China seas and through all
[26385] running over her and crowds and crowds on the shore in commotion
[26388] opposite tack in rather muggyish weather and lost with all hands on
[26400] stepped heavily down the one step there was out of the shelter and bore
[26404] burning interior, saw him produce a bottle and uncork it or unscrew and,
[26409] to all intents and purposes, could by straining just perceive him, when
[26410] duly refreshed by his rum puncheon exploit, gaping up at the piers and
[26412] radically altered since his last visit and greatly improved. Some person
[26419] new foothold after sleep and harness jingled. Slightly disturbed in his
[26421] stones who, though now broken down and fast breaking up, was none other
[26425] and shuffled in his box before composing his limbs again in to the arms
[26427] form on a fellow most respectably connected and familiarised with decent
[26430] ducks and drakes of. And there he was at the end of his tether after
[26432] He drank needless to be told and it pointed only once more a moral
[26437] coastwise and foreign as well, which was all part and parcel of the same
[26442] There were wrecks and wreckers, the keeper said, who was evidently au
[26452] his private potation and the rest of his exertions.
[26458] time being in his fist while he did the drinking and making water jobs
[26459] and found it a bit sour after the liquid fire in question. Anyhow in
[26465] And the beef as salt as Lot’s wife’s arse.
[26469] and regaining his seat he sank rather than sat heavily on the form
[26474] the face of God’s earth, far and away superior to England, with coal
[26476] year, ten millions between butter and eggs and all the riches drained
[26478] the nose always and gobbling up the best meat in the market and a lot
[26480] became general and all agreed that that was a fact. You could grow
[26481] any mortal thing in Irish soil, he stated, and there was that colonel
[26486] on account of her crimes. There would be a fall and the greatest fall
[26487] in history. The Germans and the Japs were going to have their little
[26489] England was toppling already and her downfall would be Ireland, her
[26494] birth and work for Ireland and live for Ireland. Ireland, Parnell said,
[26503] To which cold douche referring to downfall and so on the keeper
[26507] interrogated. And the best jumpers and racers? And the best admirals and
[26517] he cared nothing for any empire, ours or his, and considered no Irishman
[26521] as they didn’t indulge in recriminations and come to blows.
[26530] the coal seam of the sister island would be played out and if, as
[26536] whores and chummies, to put it in common parlance, reminded him Irish
[26538] fact. And now, why? So the scene between the pair of them, the licensee
[26540] invincible, and the other, obviously bogus, reminded him forcibly as
[26543] the others seeing least of the game. And as for the lessee or keeper,
[26545] feeling and most properly it was better to give people like that the
[26546] goby unless you were a blithering idiot altogether and refuse to have
[26547] anything to do with them as a golden rule in private life and their
[26549] forward and turning queen’s evidence or king’s now like Denis or
[26551] disliked those careers of wrongdoing and crime on principle. Yet, though
[26553] shape or form, he certainly did feel and no denying it (while inwardly
[26564] outrage and so was not, if he was reliably informed, actually party to
[26566] saved his skin on. In any case that was very ancient history by now and
[26575] Ireland tavern, come back to Erin and so on. Then as for the other he
[26580] whole eventempered person declared, I let slip. He called me a jew and
[26582] in the least told him his God, I mean Christ, was a jew too and all his
[26596] of the question. It is hard to lay down any hard and fast rules as to
[26597] right and wrong but room for improvement all round there certainly is
[26601] I resent violence and intolerance in any shape or form. It never
[26604] people because they live round the corner and speak another vernacular,
[26607] —Memorable bloody bridge battle and seven minutes’ war, Stephen
[26608] assented, between Skinner’s alley and Ormond market.
[26611] was overwhelmingly right. And the whole world was full of that sort of
[26619] erroneously supposed to be about a punctilio of honour and a flag, were
[26621] everything, greed and jealousy, people never knowing when to stop.
[26624] probably… and spoke nearer to, so as the others… in case they…
[26629] when the inquisition hounded the jews out and England prospered when
[26632] spirit. They are practical and are proved to be so. I don’t want to
[26633] indulge in any because you know the standard works on the subject and
[26641] about at the outset and I want to see everyone, concluded he, all
[26642] creeds and classes pro rata having a comfortable tidysized income, in
[26644] annum. That’s the vital issue at stake and it’s feasible and would
[26645] be provocative of friendlier intercourse between man and man. At least
[26655] beneath or seemed to. Then he looked up and saw the eyes that said or
[26669] entitled to recoup yourself and command your price. You have every bit
[26671] peasant has. What? You both belong to Ireland, the brain and the brawn.
[26687] Stephen, patently crosstempered, repeated and shoved aside his mug of
[26702] the eyes more especially reminding him forcibly of father and sister,
[26705] bud of premature decay and nobody to blame but themselves. For instance
[26708] among whose other gay doings when rotto and making himself a nuisance
[26710] in public a suit of brown paper (a fact). And then the usual dénouement
[26711] after the fun had gone on fast and furious he got landed into hot water
[26712] and had to be spirited away by a few friends, after a strong hint to a
[26717] and two together, six sixteen which he pointedly turned a deaf ear to,
[26718] Antonio and so forth, jockeys and esthetes and the tattoo which was
[26721] the other members of the upper ten and other high personages simply
[26723] the errors of notorieties and crowned heads running counter to morality
[26729] dress and all the rest of it. Ladies who like distinctive underclothing
[26730] should, and every welltailored man must, trying to make the gap wider
[26731] between them by innuendo and give more of a genuine filip to acts of
[26732] impropriety between the two, she unbuttoned his and then he untied her,
[26739] For which and further reasons he felt it was his interest and duty even
[26740] to wait on and profit by the unlookedfor occasion though why he could
[26747] old salt of the here today and gone tomorrow type, night loafers, the
[26758] lay, as luck would have it, beside his elbow and as he was just puzzling
[26759] again, far from satisfied, over a country belonging to him and the
[26760] preceding rebus the vessel came from Bridgwater and the postcard was
[26770] New York disaster. Thousand lives lost. Foot and Mouth. Funeral of the
[26780] most popular and genial personality in city life and his demise after a
[26784] a nudge from Corny) by Messrs H. J. O’Neill and Son, 164 North Strand
[26790] M’C Hynes, L. Boom, C P M’Coy,—M’Intosh and several others.
[26792] Nettled not a little by L. Boom (as it incorrectly stated) and the line
[26793] of bitched type but tickled to death simultaneously by C. P. M’Coy and
[26800] jaw would let him, in? Text: open thy mouth and put thy foot in it.
[26803] the archbishop till he added about foot and mouth with which there could
[26804] be no possible connection) overjoyed to set his mind at rest and a bit
[26809] and starts with the account of the third event at Ascot on page three,
[26811] entire colts and fillies. Mr F. Alexander’s Throwaway, b. h. by
[26816] lead, beating Lord Howard de Walden’s chestnut colt and Mr W. Bass’s
[26833] One morning you would open the paper, the cabman affirmed, and read:
[26835] that shelter one night and said he saw him in South Africa. Pride it was
[26842] general. He made a mistake to fight the priests. And so forth and so on.
[26845] memories for in nine cases out of ten it was a case of tarbarrels and
[26846] not singly but in their thousands and then complete oblivion because it
[26848] of truth in the stones and, even supposing, he thought a return highly
[26853] change his boots and clothes after a wetting when a cold resulted and
[26860] starting to go under several aliases such as Fox and Stewart so the
[26863] of men which undoubtedly he was and a commanding figure, a sixfooter
[26865] Messrs So and So who, though they weren’t even a patch on the former
[26866] man, ruled the roost after their redeeming features were very few and
[26868] and then seventytwo of his trusty henchmen rounding on him with mutual
[26869] mudslinging. And the identical same with murderers. You had to come
[26873] a privilege he keenly appreciated, and, in point of fact, handed him his
[26874] silk hat when it was knocked off and he said Thank you, excited as he
[26876] misadventure mentioned between the cup and the lip: what’s bred in the
[26879] usually followed, Tom for and Dick and Harry against. And then, number
[26880] one, you came up against the man in possession and had to produce your
[26883] he, the heir, went down in as the evidence went to show and there was
[26885] easily have picked up the details from some pal on board ship and then,
[26887] Excuse me, my name is So and So or some such commonplace remark. A more
[26896] Campbell remarked, and plenty of her. She loosened many a man’s
[26900] —Ay, Skin-the-Goat amusingly added, he was and a cottonball one.
[26905] and reflected upon the historic story which had aroused extraordinary
[26909] and an attachment sprang up between them till bit by bit matters came to
[26910] a climax and the matter became the talk of the town till the staggering
[26916] particular necessity to proclaim it to the rank and file from the
[26920] swearing to having witnessed him on such and such a particular date in
[26926] nothing in common between them beyond the name, and then a real man
[26928] to her siren charms and forgetting home ties, the usual sequel, to bask
[26937] the light dragoons, the 18th hussars to be accurate) and inflammable
[26941] priests and ministers of the gospel as a whole, his erstwhile staunch
[26942] adherents, and his beloved evicted tenants for whom he had done yeoman
[26948] kind of dream. And then coming back was the worst thing you ever did
[26954] pure and simple, upsetting the applecart with a vengeance and just bore
[26960] Stephen, about blood and the sun. And, if I don’t greatly mistake she
[26964] other rather muddled about farewell and adieu to you Spanish onions and
[26965] the first land called the Deadman and from Ramhead to Scilly was so and
[26974] pocketbook and, turning over the various contents it contained rapidly
[26984] vision of breasts, her full lips parted and some perfect teeth, standing
[26998] Brian Tweedy and displayed at an early age remarkable proficiency as a
[27002] lot of notice usually and which did not come out to the best advantage
[27014] good example and leave the likeness there for a very few minutes to
[27020] storm. And he did feel a kind of need there and then to follow suit like
[27021] a kind of inward voice and satisfy a possible need by moving a motion.
[27023] by opulent curves, none the worse for wear however, and looked away
[27030] then recollected the morning littered bed etcetera and the book about
[27036] distingué and impulsive into the bargain, far and away the pick of
[27039] was though at the moment she was distinctly stouter. And why not? An
[27043] the newest stage favourite instead of being honest and aboveboard about
[27044] the whole business. How they were fated to meet and an attachment sprang
[27046] eye was told in court with letters containing the habitual mushy and
[27048] cohabited two or three times a week at some wellknown seaside hotel and
[27050] intimate. Then the decree nisi and the King’s proctor tries to show
[27051] cause why and, he failing to quash it, nisi was made absolute. But as
[27062] appropriate appellative) and broke up the typecases with hammers or
[27075] a silk one was inadvertently knocked off and, as a matter of strict
[27077] witnessing the occurrence meaning to return it to him (and return it to
[27078] him he did with the utmost celerity) who panting and hatless and whose
[27084] once because he turned round to the donor and thanked him with perfect
[27093] jokes of the cabman and so on who passed it all off as a jest, laughing
[27094] immoderately, pretending to understand everything, the why and the
[27095] wherefore, and in reality not knowing their own minds, it being a case
[27100] attention to their illicit proceedings and leading up to a domestic
[27101] rumpus and the erring fair one begging forgiveness of her lord and
[27102] master upon her knees and promising to sever the connection and not
[27104] the matter and let bygones be bygones with tears in her eyes though
[27107] bias, believed and didn’t make the smallest bones about saying so
[27110] world and they got on fairly well together for the sake of argument,
[27112] and was on for a little flutter in polite debauchery to press their
[27115] attractive married women getting on for fair and forty and younger men,
[27128] would find much satisfaction basking in the boy and girl courtship idea
[27129] and the company of smirking misses without a penny to their names bi or
[27130] triweekly with the orthodox preliminary canter of complimentplaying and
[27131] walking out leading up to fond lovers’ ways and flowers and chocs. To
[27132] think of him house and homeless, rooked by some landlady worse than any
[27140] —At what o’clock did you dine? he questioned of the slim form and
[27164] mistake, he was subsequently partially cured of) and even was twitted
[27169] he, though often considerably misunderstood and the least pugnacious of
[27173] invariably resulting from propaganda and displays of mutual animosity
[27174] and the misery and suffering it entailed as a foregone conclusion on
[27177] Anyhow upon weighing up the pros and cons, getting on for one, as it
[27180] (somebody having a temper of her own sometimes) and spoil the hash
[27185] other hand it was altogether far and away too late for the Sandymount
[27191] you call jump at the idea, if approached, and what mostly worried him
[27197] Epps’s cocoa and a shakedown for the night plus the use of a rug or
[27198] two and overcoat doubled into a pillow at least he would be in safe
[27199] hands and as warm as a toast on a trivet he failed to perceive any very
[27204] dearly beloved Queenstown and it was highly likely some sponger’s
[27209] calculated to freeze the marrow of anybody’s bones and mauling their
[27210] largesized charms betweenwhiles with rough and tumble gusto to the
[27211] accompaniment of large potations of potheen and the usual blarney about
[27212] himself for as to who he in reality was let x equal my right name and
[27214] chuckled over his gentle repartee to the blood and ouns champion about
[27223] just come home with me and talk things over. My diggings are quite close
[27237] with hydros and seaside theatres, turning money away, duets in Italian
[27238] with the accent perfectly true to nature and a quantity of other
[27239] things, no necessity, of course, to tell the world and his wife from the
[27240] housetops about it, and a slice of luck. An opening was all was wanted.
[27257] —And welcome, answered the elderly party thus addressed.
[27260] which he very slowly hooked over his nose and both ears.
[27270] and Red as a Rose is She.
[27272] Hereupon he pawed the journal open and pored upon Lord only knows what,
[27274] hundred and something second wicket not out for Notts, during which
[27284] and foremost, being as good as his word that he would foot the bill for
[27291] in unmistakable figures, coffee 2d, confectionery do, and honestly well
[27296] Seeing that the ruse worked and the coast was clear they left the
[27297] shelter or shanty together and the élite society of oilskin and company
[27299] niente. Stephen, who confessed to still feeling poorly and fagged out,
[27320] Accordingly he passed his left arm in Stephen’s right and led him on
[27324] kind of flesh of a different man approach him, sinewless and wobbly and
[27328] the municipal supernumerary, ex Gumley, was still to all intents and
[27330] of fresh fields and pastures new. And apropos of coffin of stones the
[27333] time of the split and chiefly the belauded peasant class, probably the
[27339] confessedly grand in its way, was a bit too heavy for Bloom and hard to
[27341] Meyerbeer’s Seven Last Words on the Cross and Mozart’s Twelfth Mass
[27346] as those Moody and Sankey hymns or Bid me to live and I will live
[27350] sensation, he might safely say, greatly adding to her other laurels and
[27354] opinion that there was none to come up to her and suffice it to say in
[27357] light opera of the Don Giovanni description and Martha, a gem in its
[27359] severe classical school such as Mendelssohn. And talking of that, taking
[27371] certainly sounded familiar, for sixtyfive guineas and Farnaby and son
[27372] with their dux and comes conceits and Byrd (William) who played the
[27374] them and one Tomkins who made toys or airs and John Bull.
[27380] guineas and John Bull. He inquired if it was John Bull the political
[27392] near so that it seemed new, a different grouping of bones and even flesh
[27405] harpoon hairpin, alligator tickle the small of his back and he sees the
[27409] manœuvring and Stephen went on about the highly interesting old.
[27422] industries, concert on the preceding Monday, and aristocracy in general.
[27427] the clear sea and the voices of sirens, sweet murderers of men, which
[27432] These opening bars he sang and translated extempore. Bloom, nodding,
[27433] said he perfectly understood and begged him to go on by all means which
[27439] such as Barraclough and being able to read music into the bargain,
[27440] command its own price where baritones were ten a penny and procure for
[27443] way of business and titled people where with his university degree of
[27444] B. A. (a huge ad in its way) and gentlemanly bearing to all the more
[27447] purpose and other requisites, if his clothes were properly attended
[27451] matter of months and he could easily foresee him participating in
[27452] their musical and artistic conversaziones during the festivities of the
[27454] of the fair sex and being made a lot of by ladies out for sensation,
[27462] was beyond yea or nay and both monetarily and mentally it contained
[27463] no reflection on his dignity in the smallest and it often turned in
[27469] solos foisted on a confiding public by Ivan St Austell and Hilton St
[27470] Just and their genus omne. Yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt he could with
[27471] all the cards in his hand and he had a capital opening to make a name
[27472] for himself and win a high place in the city’s esteem where he could
[27473] command a stiff figure and, booking ahead, give a grand concert for
[27478] fellows. And it need not detract from the other by one iota as, being
[27482] a matter for himself alone. In fact, he had the ball at his feet and
[27486] The horse was just then. And later on at a propitious opportunity he
[27490] prone to disparage and even to a slight extent with some hilarious
[27495] The horse having reached the end of his tether, so to speak, halted and,
[27497] the floor which the brush would soon brush up and polish, three smoking
[27499] crupper he mired. And humanely his driver waited till he (or she) had
[27503] through the gap of the chains, divided by the upright, and, stepping
[27511] Maher. As they walked they at times stopped and walked again continuing
[27517] simply sat in his seat near the end of lower Gardiner street and looked

17. Ithaca

[27527] What parallel courses did Bloom and Stephen follow returning?
[27530] followed in the order named Lower and Middle Gardiner streets and
[27542] prostitution, diet, the influence of gaslight or the light of arc and
[27550] like and unlike reactions to experience?
[27555] indurated by early domestic training and an inherited tenacity of
[27557] religious, national, social and ethical doctrines. Both admitted
[27558] the alternately stimulating and obtunding influence of heterosexual
[27564] of dietary and civic selfhelp while Bloom dissented tacitly from
[27572] aliment at Sletty and interred at Rossnaree. The collapse which Bloom
[27573] ascribed to gastric inanition and certain chemical compounds of varying
[27574] degrees of adulteration and alcoholic strength, accelerated by mental
[27575] exertion and the velocity of rapid circular motion in a relaxing
[27578] and Dublin) at first no bigger than a woman’s hand.
[27580] Was there one point on which their views were equal and negative?
[27588] In 1884 with Owen Goldberg and Cecil Turnbull at night on public
[27589] thoroughfares between Longwood avenue and Leonard’s corner and
[27590] Leonard’s corner and Synge street and Synge street and Bloomfield
[27592] wall between Gibraltar villa and Bloomfield house in Crumlin, barony
[27593] of Uppercross. In 1886 occasionally with casual acquaintances and
[27596] Tweedy and his daughter Miss Marion Tweedy, together and separately on
[27597] the lounge in Matthew Dillon’s house in Roundtown. Once in 1892 and
[27606] development and experience was regressively accompanied by a restriction
[27611] From inexistence to existence he came to many and was as one received:
[27628] Because he had forgotten and because he remembered that he had reminded
[27632] (respectively) and inadvertently, keyless couple?
[27640] the lower union of rails and stiles, lowered his body gradually by its
[27641] length of five feet nine inches and a half to within two feet ten inches
[27642] of the area pavement and allowed his body to move freely in space by
[27643] separating himself from the railings and crouching in preparation for
[27648] By his body’s known weight of eleven stone and four pounds in
[27653] one thousand nine hundred and four of the christian era (jewish era five
[27654] thousand six hundred and sixtyfour, mohammadan era one thousand three
[27655] hundred and twentytwo), golden number 5, epact 13, solar cycle 9,
[27662] at its freely moving flange and by leverage of the first kind applied
[27666] by regulating, he reduced to quiescent candescence and lit finally a
[27685] Yes, entering softly, he helped to close and chain the door and followed
[27686] softly along the hallway the man’s back and listed feet and lighted
[27687] candle past a lighted crevice of doorway on the left and carefully
[27697] resintipped sticks and various coloured papers and irregular polygons
[27699] Flower and M’Donald of 14 D’Olier street, kindled it at three
[27702] carbon and hydrogen elements to enter into free union with the oxygen of
[27727] folded unattached consecutively in adjacent rectangles and one pair of
[27728] ladies’ grey hose with Lisle suspender tops and feet in their
[27730] extremities and the third at their point of junction.
[27739] He removed the saucepan to the left hob, rose and carried the iron
[27747] filter mains of single and double pipeage constructed at an initial
[27749] of the Downs and Callowhill to the 26 acre reservoir at Stillorgan, a
[27750] distance of 22 statute miles, and thence, through a system of relieving
[27752] upper Leeson street, though from prolonged summer drouth and daily
[27754] the overflow weir for which reason the borough surveyor and waterworks
[27758] had to the impotable water of the Grand and Royal canals as in 1893)
[27769] Its universality: its democratic equality and constancy to its nature
[27772] exceeding 8000 fathoms: the restlessness of its waves and surface
[27775] quiescence in calm: its hydrokinetic turgidity in neap and spring tides:
[27777] icecaps, arctic and antarctic: its climatic and commercial significance:
[27782] and hold in solution all soluble substances including millions of
[27783] tons of the most precious metals: its slow erosions of peninsulas and
[27785] and downwardtending promontories: its alluvial deposits: its weight and
[27786] volume and density: its imperturbability in lagoons and highland tarns:
[27787] its gradation of colours in the torrid and temperate and frigid zones:
[27788] its vehicular ramifications in continental lakecontained streams and
[27789] confluent oceanflowing rivers with their tributaries and transoceanic
[27790] currents, gulfstream, north and south equatorial courses: its violence
[27794] its vast circumterrestrial ahorizontal curve: its secrecy in springs and
[27796] and exemplified by the well by the hole in the wall at Ashtown
[27802] and fire, nourishing vegetation: its infallibility as paradigm and
[27805] and bays and gulfs and bights and guts and lagoons and atolls and
[27806] archipelagos and sounds and fjords and minches and tidal estuaries and
[27810] rivers, if navigable, floating and graving docks: its potentiality
[27812] to level: its submarine fauna and flora (anacoustic, photophobe),
[27823] (bought thirteen hours previously for fourpence and still unpaid for),
[27824] in fresh cold neverchanging everchanging water and dry them, face
[27825] and hands, in a long redbordered holland cloth passed over a wooden
[27833] glass and crystal, distrusting aquacities of thought and language.
[27835] What impeded Bloom from giving Stephen counsels of hygiene and
[27837] preliminary wetting of the head and contraction of the muscles with
[27838] rapid splashing of the face and neck and thoracic and epigastric region
[27840] sensitive to cold being the nape, stomach and thenar or sole of foot?
[27846] Dietary: concerning the respective percentage of protein and caloric
[27847] energy in bacon, salt ling and butter, the absence of the former in the
[27848] lastnamed and the abundance of the latter in the firstnamed.
[27852] Confidence in himself, an equal and opposite power of abandonment and
[27859] ventilation between the kitchen and the chimneyflue, ignition was
[27866] combustion, was constantly and increasingly conveyed from the source
[27889] awaking after a fresher sleep since matutinal noises, premonitions and
[27893] cause a faster rate of shaving and a nick on which incision plaster with
[27894] precision cut and humected and applied adhered: which was to be done.
[27909] What lay under exposure on the lower, middle and upper shelves of the
[27914] moustachecup, uninverted, and saucer of Crown Derby, four white
[27916] copper, and a phial of aromatic (violet) comfits. On the middle shelf
[27919] Plumtree’s potted meat, an oval wicker basket bedded with fibre and
[27920] containing one Jersey pear, a halfempty bottle of William Gilbey and
[27926] bisected with augmented surface and more redolent, a jar of Irish Model
[27927] Dairy’s cream, a jug of brown crockery containing a naggin and a
[27929] acidulous serum and semisolidified curds, which added to the quantity
[27930] subtracted for Mr Bloom’s and Mrs Fleming’s breakfasts, made one
[27932] halfpenny and a small dish containing a slice of fresh ribsteak. On
[27933] the upper shelf a battery of jamjars (empty) of various sizes and
[27945] and definitive result of which he had read in the Evening Telegraph,
[27951] In Bernard Kiernan’s licensed premises 8, 9 and 10 little Britain
[27956] premises of F. W. Sweny and Co (Limited), dispensing chemists, when,
[27957] when Frederick M. (Bantam) Lyons had rapidly and successively requested,
[27958] perused and restituted the copy of the current issue of the Freeman’s
[27959] Journal and National Press which he had been about to throw away
[27961] edifice of the Turkish and Warm Baths, 11 Leinster street, with the
[27962] light of inspiration shining in his countenance and bearing in his arms
[27969] electrical discharge and of counterestimating against an actual loss
[27986] soluble cocoa and proceeded according to the directions for use printed
[27988] prescribed ingredients for diffusion in the manner and in the quantity
[27996] he substituted a cup identical with that of his guest and served
[27997] extraordinarily to his guest and, in reduced measure, to himself the
[28001] Was the guest conscious of and did he acknowledge these marks of
[28004] His attention was directed to them by his host jocosely, and he
[28009] reserving them for another and for himself on future occasions to
[28014] lady’s handkerchiefs, if and when ascertained to be in a presentable
[28019] Bloom, having the advantage of ten seconds at the initiation and taking,
[28034] In spite of careful and repeated reading of certain classical passages,
[28040] of three prizes of 10/-, 5/- and 2/6 respectively for competition by the
[28049] Did he find four separating forces between his temporary guest and him?
[28070] entitled If Brian Boru could but come back and see old Dublin now,
[28072] 49 South King street, and to be introduced into the sixth scene, the
[28076] A. Jackson and Cecil Hicks, costumes by Mrs and Miss Whelan under
[28078] harlequinade by Thomas Otto) and sung by Nelly Bouverist, principal
[28081] Firstly, oscillation between events of imperial and of local interest,
[28083] 1837) and the posticipated opening of the new municipal fish market:
[28086] duke and duchess of York (real) and of His Majesty King Brian Boru
[28087] (imaginary): thirdly, a conflict between professional etiquette and
[28089] Lyric Hall on Burgh Quay and the Theatre Royal in Hawkins street:
[28092] and concupiscence caused by Nelly Bouverist’s revelations of white
[28095] difficulties of the selection of appropriate music and humorous
[28096] allusions from Everybody’s Book of Jokes (1000 pages and a laugh in
[28097] every one): sixthly, the rhymes, homophonous and cacophonous, associated
[28099] sheriff, Thomas Pile and the new solicitorgeneral, Dunbar Plunket
[28106] present age Bloom would be 54. In 1936 when Bloom would be 70 and
[28108] 1/2 to 13 1/2, the proportion increasing and the disparity diminishing
[28111] possible, till then 1904 when Stephen was 22 Bloom would be 374 and in
[28124] new era or calendar, the annihilation of the world and consequent
[28131] mother, Stephen being then of the age of 5 and reluctant to give his
[28134] father and Stephen’s granduncle, Stephen being then 5 years older.
[28136] Did Bloom accept the invitation to dinner given then by the son and
[28147] and had also resided during the years 1892, 1893 and 1894 in the City
[28149] during parts of the years 1893 and 1894, she had been a constant
[28164] private and hired landaus, dogcarts, ponytraps and brakes passing from
[28165] the city to the Phoenix Park and vice versa.
[28172] velocipedes, vehicles, passing slowly, quickly, evenly, round and round
[28173] and round the rim of a round and round precipitous globe.
[28178] The older, her bezique cards and counters, her Skye terrier, her
[28179] suppositious wealth, her lapses of responsiveness and incipient
[28181] of the Immaculate Conception, her green and maroon brushes for Charles
[28182] Stewart Parnell and for Michael Davitt, her tissue papers.
[28189] abandoned, prescribed in Eugen Sandow’s Physical Strength and How to
[28193] muscles and produce successively a pleasant rigidity, a more pleasant
[28194] relaxation and the most pleasant repristination of juvenile agility.
[28198] Though ringweight lifting had been beyond his strength and the full
[28200] had excelled in his stable and protracted execution of the half lever
[28209] about Stephen’s thoughts about Bloom and about Stephen’s thoughts
[28219] Rudolph Bloom) of Szombathely, Vienna, Budapest, Milan, London and
[28220] Dublin and of Ellen Higgins, second daughter of Julius Higgins (born
[28221] Karoly) and Fanny Higgins (born Hegarty). Stephen, eldest surviving male
[28222] consubstantial heir of Simon Dedalus of Cork and Dublin and of Mary,
[28223] daughter of Richard and Christina Goulding (born Grier).
[28225] Had Bloom and Stephen been baptised, and where and by whom, cleric or
[28230] O’Connor, Philip Gilligan and James Fitzpatrick, together, under a
[28231] pump in the village of Swords, and by the reverend Charles Malone C.
[28239] through a dame’s school and the high school. Substituting Bloom for
[28241] junior, middle and senior grades of the intermediate and through the
[28242] matriculation, first arts, second arts and arts degree courses of the
[28263] siphon, the canal lock with winch and sluice, the suction pump.
[28277] The financial success achieved by Ephraim Marks and Charles A. James,
[28279] at his 6 1/2d shop and world’s fancy fair and waxwork exhibition at 30
[28280] Henry street, admission 2d, children 1d: and the infinite possibilities
[28283] (divined), horizontally of maximum legibility (deciphered) and of
[28295] Look at this long candle. Calculate when it burns out and you receive
[28297] Address: Barclay and Cook, 18 Talbot street.
[28303] Uwantit (Combined pocket twoblade penknife with corkscrew, nailfile and
[28315] 4 oz pots, and inserted by Councillor Joseph P. Nannetti, M. P., Rotunda
[28316] Ward, 19 Hardwicke street, under the obituary notices and anniversaries
[28325] His own ideated and rejected project of an illuminated showcart, drawn
[28335] Wheels and hoofs. She hurries out. He comes from his dark corner. He
[28341] In sloping, upright and backhands: Queen’s Hotel, Queen’s Hotel,
[28355] having, purchased at the hour and in the place aforesaid, the toxin
[28366] He preferred himself to see another’s face and listen to another’s
[28367] words by which potential narration was realised and kinetic temperament
[28374] It, with the preceding scene and with others unnarrated but existent by
[28377] composed during schoolyears, seemed to him to contain in itself and
[28379] financial, social, personal and sexual success, whether specially
[28380] collected and selected as model pedagogic themes (of cent per cent
[28381] merit) for the use of preparatory and junior grade students or
[28384] certified circulation and solvency or employed verbally as intellectual
[28386] narrative and confidently augurative of successful achievement, during
[28398] Parlour games (dominos, halma, tiddledywinks, spilikins, cup and ball,
[28401] policeaided clothing society: musical duets, mandoline and guitar, piano
[28402] and flute, guitar and piano: legal scrivenery or envelope addressing:
[28404] pleasantly commanding and pleasingly obeyed mistress proprietress in
[28406] erotic irritation in masculine brothels, state inspected and medically
[28408] and with regular frequent preventive superintendence, to and from female
[28417] with signs and hieroglyphics which she stated were Greek and Irish and
[28425] the corrosive action of copperas, green vitriol and nutgall. Unusual
[28430] What compensated in the false balance of her intelligence for these and
[28431] such deficiencies of judgment regarding persons, places and things?
[28465] author of More Nebukim (Guide of the Perplexed) and Moses Mendelssohn
[28476] Were other anapocryphal illustrious sons of the law and children of a
[28482] What fragments of verse from the ancient Hebrew and ancient Irish
[28483] languages were cited with modulations of voice and translation of texts
[28484] by guest to host and by host to guest?
[28496] literary style, entituled Sweets of Sin (produced by Bloom and so
[28499] characters for gee, eh, dee, em, simple and modified, and Bloom in turn
[28500] wrote the Hebrew characters ghimel, aleph, daleth and (in the absence of
[28502] and cardinal numbers, videlicet 3, 1, 4, and 100.
[28505] extinct and the revived, theoretical or practical?
[28508] and syntax and practically excluding vocabulary.
[28510] What points of contact existed between these languages and between the
[28513] The presence of guttural sounds, diacritic aspirations, epenthetic and
[28517] and ascendant of Heber and Heremon, progenitors of Ireland: their
[28519] toponomastic, historical and religious literatures comprising the works
[28520] of rabbis and culdees, Torah, Talmud (Mischna and Ghemara), Massor,
[28522] Book of Kells: their dispersal, persecution, survival and revival: the
[28523] isolation of their synagogical and ecclesiastical rites in ghetto
[28524] (S. Mary’s Abbey) and masshouse (Adam and Eve’s tavern): the
[28525] proscription of their national costumes in penal laws and jewish dress
[28526] acts: the restoration in Chanah David of Zion and the possibility of
[28545] hieroglyphs to the Greek and Roman alphabets and the anticipation of
[28546] modern stenography and telegraphic code in the cuneiform inscriptions
[28547] (Semitic) and the virgular quinquecostate ogham writing (Celtic).
[28551] Doubly, by appending his signature in Irish and Roman characters.
[28563] What were Stephen’s and Bloom’s quasisimultaneous volitional
[28567] by Johannes Damascenus, Lentulus Romanus and Epiphanius Monachus as
[28573] What future careers had been possible for Bloom in the past and with
[28593] Little Harry Hughes and his schoolfellows all
[28595] And the very first ball little Harry Hughes played
[28597] And the very second ball little Harry Hughes played
[28601] With unmixed feeling. Smiling, a jew, he heard with pleasure and saw the
[28607] And she all dressed in green.
[28609] And play your ball again.”
[28611] “I can’t come back and I won’t come back
[28617] And led him along the hall
[28622] And cut off his little head.
[28623] And now he’ll play his ball no more
[28627] With mixed feelings. Unsmiling, he heard and saw with wonder a jew’s
[28634] is abandoned and challenges him reluctant and, as an apparition of hope
[28635] and youth, holds him unresisting. It leads him to a strange habitation,
[28636] to a secret infidel apartment, and there, implacable, immolates him,
[28650] He weighed the possible evidences for and against ritual murder: the
[28655] hypnotic suggestion and somnambulism.
[28663] somnambulism: once, sleeping, his body had risen, crouched and
[28664] crawled in the direction of a heatless fire and, having attained
[28671] Twice, in Holles street and in Ontario terrace, his daughter Millicent
[28672] (Milly) at the ages of 6 and 8 years had uttered in sleep an exclamation
[28673] of terror and had replied to the interrogations of two figures in night
[28678] 15 June 1889. A querulous newborn female infant crying to cause and
[28688] Conversely the nasal and frontal formation was derived in a direct
[28694] She relegated her hoop and skippingrope to a recess. On the duke’s
[28696] make and take away her photographic image (objection not stated). On
[28698] individual of sinister aspect, she went half way down Stamer street and
[28701] Westmeath, making a brief allusion to a local student (faculty and year
[28733] issue and consequences of a famous military engagement she pulled a
[28742] matrimonial auguries, to interest and to instruct her?
[28744] As object lessons to explain: 1) the nature and habits of oviparous
[28747] pendulum, exemplified in bob, wheelgear and regulator, the translation
[28750] recurrence per hour of an instant in each hour when the longer and the
[28768] To pass in repose the hours intervening between Thursday (proper) and
[28770] above the kitchen and immediately adjacent to the sleeping apartment of
[28771] his host and hostess.
[28776] For the guest: security of domicile and seclusion of study. For the
[28781] Why might these several provisional contingencies between a guest and
[28783] eventuality of reconciliatory union between a schoolfellow and a jew’s
[28806] What exchange of money took place between host and guest?
[28818] series of static, semistatic and peripatetic intellectual dialogues,
[28820] the same place), the Ship hotel and tavern, 6 Lower Abbey street (W. and
[28822] street, the National Maternity Hospital, 29, 30 and 31 Holles street, a
[28834] to a place in the auditorium where Bloom, solitary, was seated and had
[28838] on the milled edge and tendered it in payment of an account due to and
[28839] received by J. and T. Davy, family grocers, 1 Charlemont Mall, Grand
[28854] amend many social conditions, the product of inequality and avarice and
[28863] the ultimate functions of separate existence, the agonies of birth and
[28864] death: the monotonous menstruation of simian and (particularly) human
[28866] accidents at sea, in mines and factories: certain very painful maladies
[28867] and their resultant surgical operations, innate lunacy and congenital
[28883] syllogistically from the known to the unknown and a conscious rational
[28884] reagent between a micro and a macrocosm ineluctably constructed upon the
[28933] and in volume 900 times the dimension of our planet: of Arcturus: of the
[28934] precession of equinoxes: of Orion with belt and sextuple sun theta and
[28936] and of nascent new stars such as Nova in 1901: of our system plunging
[28940] which the years, threescore and ten, of allotted human life formed a
[28947] in cavities of the earth, beneath removable stones, in hives and mounds,
[28951] of human serum constellated with red and white bodies, themselves
[28955] and divisors ever diminishing without actual division till, if the
[28962] computed to a relative degree of accuracy to be of such magnitude and
[28965] each of innumerable quires and reams of India paper would have to be
[28973] Did he find the problems of the inhabitability of the planets and their
[28974] satellites by a race, given in species, and of the possible social and
[28981] the line of demarcation between troposphere and stratosphere was
[28982] approximated from nasal hemorrhage, impeded respiration and vertigo,
[28985] adaptable and differently anatomically constructed race of beings might
[28987] Neptunian or Uranian sufficient and equivalent conditions, though
[28989] differences resulting similar to the whole and to one another would
[28990] probably there as here remain inalterably and inalienably attached to
[28991] vanities, to vanities of vanities and to all that is vanity.
[28993] And the problem of possible redemption?
[29001] their magnitudes revealed up to and including the 7th: their positions:
[29006] Galle: the systematisations attempted by Bode and Kepler of cubes
[29007] of distances and squares of times of revolution: the almost infinite
[29008] compressibility of hirsute comets and their vast elliptical egressive
[29009] and reentrant orbits from perihelion to aphelion: the sidereal origin of
[29015] star (1st magnitude) of exceeding brilliancy dominating by night and
[29016] day (a new luminous sun generated by the collision and amalgamation in
[29019] constellation of Cassiopeia and of a star (2nd magnitude) of similar
[29020] origin but of lesser brilliancy which had appeared in and disappeared
[29022] of the birth of Leopold Bloom and of other stars of (presumably) similar
[29023] origin which had (effectively or presumably) appeared in and disappeared
[29025] Stephen Dedalus, and in and from the constellation of Auriga some years
[29026] after the birth and death of Rudolph Bloom, junior, and in and from
[29028] other persons: the attendant phenomena of eclipses, solar and lunar,
[29034] His (Bloom’s) logical conclusion, having weighed the matter and
[29040] suppositious apposition of one or more bodies equally of the same and of
[29056] It seemed to him as possible of proof as of confutation and the
[29061] What special affinities appeared to him to exist between the moon and
[29064] Her antiquity in preceding and surviving successive tellurian
[29067] and setting by her appointed times, waxing and waning: the forced
[29069] interrogation: her potency over effluent and refluent waters: her power
[29071] incite to and aid delinquency: the tranquil inscrutability of her
[29073] propinquity: her omens of tempest and of calm: the stimulation of her
[29074] light, her motion and her presence: the admonition of her craters, her
[29083] blind supplied by Frank O’Hara, window blind, curtain pole and
[29089] With indirect and direct verbal allusions or affirmations: with subdued
[29090] affection and admiration: with description: with impediment: with
[29104] projected luminous and semiluminous shadow.
[29124] (1 January, holiday of obligation to hear mass and abstain from
[29125] unnecessary servile work) and the problem as to whether the divine
[29129] excrescences as hair and toenails.
[29141] unstable female lock, obtaining a purchase on the bow of the key and
[29143] staple, pulling inward spasmodically an obsolescent unhinged door and
[29144] revealing an aperture for free egress and free ingress.
[29148] Standing perpendicular at the same door and on different sides of its
[29149] base, the lines of their valedictory arms, meeting at any point and
[29153] (respectively) centrifugal and centripetal hands?
[29158] What echoes of that sound were by both and each heard?
[29188] Of what did bellchime and handtouch and footstep and lonechill remind
[29221] hallfloor, and reentered.
[29228] consequence of antecedent sensations transmitted and registered.
[29235] alteration which he had frequently intended to execute): the blue and
[29241] from right and left of the ingleside to the position originally occupied
[29242] by the blue and white checker inlaid majolicatopped table.
[29246] One: a squat stuffed easychair, with stout arms extended and back
[29248] irregular fringe of a rectangular rug and now displayed on its amply
[29249] upholstered seat a centralised diffusing and diminishing discolouration.
[29251] directly opposite the former, its frame from top to seat and from seat
[29263] supporting a pair of long yellow ladies’ gloves and an emerald ashtray
[29264] containing four consumed matches, a partly consumed cigarette and two
[29266] the key of G natural for voice and piano of Love’s Old Sweet Song
[29275] a large dull passive and a slender bright active: with solicitation,
[29276] bending and downturning the upturned rugfringe: with amusement,
[29278] gradation of green: with pleasure, repeating the words and antecedent
[29279] act and perceiving through various channels of internal sensibility
[29280] the consequent and concomitant tepid pleasant diffusion of gradual
[29299] vertical and serpentine fume redolent of aromatic oriental incense.
[29307] gift of Luke and Caroline Doyle: an embalmed owl, matrimonial gift of
[29310] What interchanges of looks took place between these three objects and
[29318] gaze regarded the matrimonial gift of Luke and Caroline Doyle.
[29327] Brothers and sisters had he none.
[29338] and not in the order of their common letters with scintillating titles
[29401] Physical Strength and How to Obtain It by Eugen Sandow (red cloth).
[29404] Pardies and rendered into Engli?h by John Harris D. D. London, printed
[29407] burgh of Southwark and having ink calligraphed statement on the flyleaf
[29409] this 10th day of May 1822 and reque?ting the per?on who should find
[29417] The necessity of order, a place for everything and everything in its
[29419] the incongruity of an apple incuneated in a tumbler and of an umbrella
[29433] Why, firstly and secondly, did he not consult the work in question?
[29448] Inhibitory pressure of collar (size 17) and waistcoat (5 buttons), two
[29449] articles of clothing superfluous in the costume of mature males and
[29454] He removed his collar, with contained black necktie and collapsible
[29457] and vest along the medial line of irregular incrispated black hairs
[29459] circumference of the abdomen and umbilicular fossicle along the medial
[29461] thence produced both ways at right angles and terminating in circles
[29462] described about two equidistant points, right and left, on the summits
[29470] inflicted 2 weeks and 3 days previously (23 May 1904) by a bee.
[29472] prurition, various points and surfaces of his partly exposed, wholly
[29474] his waistcoat and extracted and replaced a silver coin (1 shilling),
[29484] 1 Bath and Gratification 0—1—6
[29490] 1 Packet Notepaper and Envelopes 0—0—2
[29491] 1 Dinner and Gratification 0—2—0
[29492] 1 Postal Order and Stamp 0—2—8
[29498] 1 Coffee and Bun 0—0—4
[29513] his foot to one side and observed the creases, protuberances and salient
[29516] unhooked and loosened the laces, took off each of his two boots for the
[29519] his right foot and, having unhooked a purple elastic sock suspender,
[29521] of the seat of his chair, picked at and gently lacerated the protruding
[29522] part of the great toenail, raised the part lacerated to his nostrils and
[29529] ungual fragments, picked and lacerated by Master Bloom, pupil of Mrs
[29531] genuflection and nocturnal prayer and ambitious meditation.
[29533] In what ultimate ambition had all concurrent and consecutive ambitions
[29538] of acres, roods and perches, statute land measure (valuation £ 42), of
[29539] grazing turbary surrounding a baronial hall with gatelodge and carriage
[29543] southerly aspect, surmounted by vane and lightning conductor, connected
[29545] creeper), halldoor, olive green, with smart carriage finish and neat
[29546] doorbrasses, stucco front with gilt tracery at eaves and gable, rising,
[29548] with stone pillar parapet over unoccupied and unoccupyable interjacent
[29549] pastures and standing in 5 or 6 acres of its own ground, at such
[29551] houselights visible at night above and through a quickset hornbeam hedge
[29560] tiled kitchen with close range and scullery, lounge hall fitted
[29562] Encyclopaedia Britannica and New Century Dictionary, transverse obsolete
[29563] medieval and oriental weapons, dinner gong, alabaster lamp, bowl
[29565] handtufted Axminster carpet with cream ground and trellis border, loo
[29566] table with pillar and claw legs, hearth with massive firebrasses and
[29568] chime, barometer with hygrographic chart, comfortable lounge settees and
[29569] corner fitments, upholstered in ruby plush with good springing and sunk
[29570] centre, three banner Japanese screen and cuspidors (club style, rich
[29572] linseed oil and vinegar) and pyramidically prismatic central chandelier
[29575] floral design and top crown frieze, staircase, three continuous flights
[29577] and risers, newel, balusters and handrail, with steppedup panel dado,
[29578] dressed with camphorated wax: bathroom, hot and cold supply, reclining
[29579] and shower: water closet on mezzanine provided with opaque singlepane
[29580] oblong window, tipup seat, bracket lamp, brass tierod and brace,
[29581] armrests, footstool and artistic oleograph on inner face of door:
[29582] ditto, plain: servants’ apartments with separate sanitary and hygienic
[29583] necessaries for cook, general and betweenmaid (salary, rising by
[29585] insurance, annual bonus (£ 1) and retiring allowance (based on the
[29587] refrigerator, outoffices, coal and wood cellarage with winebin (still
[29588] and sparkling vintages) for distinguished guests, if entertained to
[29593] As addenda, a tennis and fives court, a shrubbery, a glass summerhouse
[29597] scarlet and chrome tulips, blue scillas, crocuses, polyanthus, sweet
[29599] W. Mackey (Limited) wholesale and retail seed and bulb merchants and
[29601] an orchard, kitchen garden and vinery, protected against illegal
[29610] brush, hoe and so on.
[29614] A rabbitry and fowlrun, a dovecote, a botanical conservatory, 2 hammocks
[29615] (lady’s and gentleman’s), a sundial shaded and sheltered by laburnum
[29618] a lawnmower with side delivery and grassbox, a lawnsprinkler with
[29635] In loose allwool garments with Harris tweed cap, price 8/6, and useful
[29636] garden boots with elastic gussets and wateringcan, planting aligned
[29645] to various amatory and superstitious practices, contemplation of the
[29650] Outdoor: garden and fieldwork, cycling on level macadamised causeways,
[29651] ascents of moderately high hills, natation in secluded fresh water and
[29653] anchor on reaches free from weirs and rapids (period of estivation),
[29655] of sterile landscape and contrastingly agreeable cottagers’ fires of
[29657] tepid security of unsolved historical and criminal problems: lecture of
[29660] bullnose plane and turnscrew.
[29662] Might he become a gentleman farmer of field produce and live stock?
[29664] Not impossibly, with 1 or 2 stripper cows, 1 pike of upland hay and
[29668] What would be his civic functions and social status among the county
[29669] families and landed gentry?
[29672] of gardener, groundsman, cultivator, breeder, and at the zenith of his
[29674] and coat of arms and appropriate classical motto (Semper paratus), duly
[29676] L. L. D. (honoris causa), Bloomville, Dundrum) and mentioned in court
[29677] and fashionable intelligence (Mr and Mrs Leopold Bloom have left
[29682] A course that lay between undue clemency and excessive rigour:
[29684] incessantly rearranged in terms of greater and lesser social inequality,
[29687] with confiscation of estate, real and personal, to the crown. Loyal to
[29693] of the law (common, statute and law merchant) against all traversers in
[29694] covin and trespassers acting in contravention of bylaws and regulations,
[29695] all resuscitators (by trespass and petty larceny of kindlings) of
[29706] Israelitic faith and communion in 1865 by the Society for promoting
[29708] Roman catholicism at the epoch of and with a view to his matrimony
[29709] in 1888. To Daniel Magrane and Francis Wade in 1882 during a juvenile
[29712] colonial (e.g. Canadian) expansion and the evolutionary theories of
[29713] Charles Darwin, expounded in The Descent of Man and The Origin of
[29715] collective and national economic programme advocated by James Fintan
[29716] Lalor, John Fisher Murray, John Mitchel, J. F. X. O’Brien and others,
[29719] peace, retrenchment and reform of William Ewart Gladstone (M. P. for
[29720] Midlothian, N. B.) and, in support of his political convictions, had
[29725] the marquess of Ripon and (honest) John Morley.
[29727] How much and how did he propose to pay for this country residence?
[29734] acquisition and the balance in the form of annual rent, viz. £ 800
[29740] foreclosure and mutual compensation in the event of protracted failure
[29748] A private wireless telegraph which would transmit by dot and dash system
[29750] more miles and furlongs won by an outsider at odds of 50 to 1 at 3 hr
[29751] 8 m p.m. at Ascot (Greenwich time), the message being received and
[29760] edifice), in the sea (amid flotsam, jetsam, lagan and derelict), on
[29778] cultivation of orange plantations and melonfields and reafforestation.
[29781] first, vast number of the second and immense quantity of the third,
[29782] every normal human being of average vitality and appetite producing
[29784] animal and vegetable diet), to be multiplied by 4,386,035, the total
[29789] A scheme to be formulated and submitted for approval to the harbour
[29795] and erect on the space of the foreland, used for golf links and rifle
[29798] A scheme for the use of dogvans and goatvans for the delivery of early
[29800] and around Dublin by means of petrolpropelled riverboats, plying in the
[29801] fluvial fairway between Island bridge and Ringsend, charabancs, narrow
[29802] gauge local railways, and pleasure steamers for coastwise navigation
[29804] the repristination of passenger and goods traffics over Irish waterways,
[29806] Market (North Circular road and Prussia street) with the quays (Sheriff
[29807] street, lower, and East Wall), parallel with the Link line railway
[29808] laid (in conjunction with the Great Southern and Western railway line)
[29809] between the cattle park, Liffey junction, and terminus of Midland
[29812] England, City of Dublin Steam Packet Company, Lancashire and Yorkshire
[29813] Railway Company, Dublin and Glasgow Steam Packet Company, Glasgow,
[29814] Dublin and Londonderry Steam Packet Company (Laird line), British and
[29815] Irish Steam Packet Company, Dublin and Morecambe Steamers, London and
[29816] North Western Railway Company, Dublin Port and Docks Board Landing Sheds
[29817] and transit sheds of Palgrave, Murphy and Company, steamship owners,
[29819] and Holland and for Liverpool Underwriters’ Association, the cost of
[29820] acquired rolling stock for animal transport and of additional mileage
[29825] become a natural and necessary apodosis?
[29828] and transfer vouchers during donor’s lifetime or by bequest after
[29831] possessing fortunes in 6 figures, amassed during a successful life, and
[29843] the night alleviated fatigue and produced as a result sound repose and
[29865] reduced to its simplest and most efficient terms not exceeding the span
[29866] of casual vision and congruous with the velocity of modern life.
[29874] photographs of queen Alexandra of England and of Maud Branscombe,
[29875] actress and professional beauty: a Yuletide card, bearing on it a
[29878] the versicle: May this Yuletide bring to thee, Joy and peace and welcome
[29880] stores department of Messrs Hely’s, Ltd., 89, 90, and 91 Dame street:
[29894] Clifford, c/o. P. O. Dolphin’s Barn: the transliterated name and
[29902] 1 pack of 1 dozen creamlaid envelopes and feintruled notepaper,
[29904] 2 coupons of the Royal and Privileged Hungarian Lottery: a lowpower
[29906] nude senorita (rere presentation, superior position) and nude torero
[29913] during and after 2 months’ consecutive use of Sandow-Whiteley’s
[29914] pulley exerciser (men’s 15/-, athlete’s 20/-) viz. chest 28 in and
[29915] 29 1/2 in, biceps 9 in and 10 in, forearm 8 1/2 in and 9 in, thigh 10 in
[29916] and 12 in, calf 11 in and 12 in: 1 prospectus of The Wonderworker,
[29925] It heals and soothes while you sleep, in case of trouble in breaking
[29927] in discharge of gases, keeping parts clean and free natural action, an
[29928] initial outlay of 7/6 making a new man of you and life worth living.
[29931] sultry summer’s day. Recommend it to your lady and gentlemen friends,
[29952] face, form and address had been favourably received during the course of
[29969] with profit policy of £ 430, £ 462-10-0 and £ 500 at 60 years or
[29970] death, 65 years or death and death, respectively, or with profit policy
[29975] and sixpence, sterling), net personalty: certificate of possession of
[29985] that I have assumed and intend henceforth upon all occasions and at all
[29991] An indistinct daguerreotype of Rudolf Virag and his father Leopold
[29993] (respectively) 1st and 2nd cousin, Stefan Virag of Szesfehervar,
[30013] of grains and scruples as a palliative of recrudescent neuralgia: the
[30019] beliefs and practices.
[30023] The prohibition of the use of fleshmeat and milk at one meal: the
[30029] How did these beliefs and practices now appear to him?
[30032] other beliefs and practices now appeared.
[30037] retrospective arrangement of migrations and settlements in and between
[30043] consultation of a geographical map of Europe (political) and by
[30048] migrations in narrator and listener?
[30050] In narrator by the access of years and in consequence of the use of
[30051] narcotic toxin: in listener by the access of years and in consequence of
[30073] these supports protected him, and by elimination of all positive values
[30077] hawker of imitation jewellery, the dun for the recovery of bad and
[30078] doubtful debts, the poor rate and deputy cess collector. Mendicancy:
[30115] The parties concerned, uniting, had increased and multiplied, which
[30116] being done, offspring produced and educed to maturity, the parties, if
[30117] not disunited were obliged to reunite for increase and multiplication,
[30123] The attractive character of certain localities in Ireland and abroad,
[30125] in special ordnance survey charts by employment of scale numerals and
[30131] submerged petrified city, the Giant’s Causeway, Fort Camden and
[30139] Pulbrook, Robertson and Co, 2 Mincing Lane, London, E. C., 5 Dame
[30140] street, Dublin), Jerusalem, the holy city (with mosque of Omar and gate
[30154] and divided externally at omega and the hypotenuse of the rightangled
[30155] triangle formed by the line alpha omega so produced and the line alpha
[30169] What universal binomial denominations would be his as entity and
[30176] Honour and gifts of strangers, the friends of Everyman. A nymph
[30182] cometary orbit, beyond the fixed stars and variable suns and telescopic
[30183] planets, astronomical waifs and strays, to the extreme boundary of
[30185] imperceptibly he would hear and somehow reluctantly, suncompelled, obey
[30188] constellation of Cassiopeia and after incalculable eons of peregrination
[30195] An unsatisfactory equation between an exodus and return in time through
[30196] reversible space and an exodus and return in space through irreversible
[30205] warmth (human) tempered with coolness (linen), obviating desire and
[30215] case of trousers accurately folded and placed lengthwise between the
[30216] spring mattress (striped) and the woollen mattress (biscuit section).
[30221] The preparation of breakfast (burnt offering): intestinal congestion and
[30223] funeral (rite of Samuel): the advertisement of Alexander Keyes (Urim and
[30225] museum and national library (holy place): the bookhunt along Bedford
[30233] 82 Tyrone street, lower, and subsequent brawl and chance medley in
[30234] Beaver street (Armageddon): nocturnal perambulation to and from the
[30261] Robertson and Co, 5 Dame Street, Dublin, and 2 Mincing Lane, London E.
[30270] Fusiliers, of Gibraltar and Rehoboth, Dolphin’s Barn.
[30285] cut on generous lines, redolent of opoponax, jessamine and Muratti’s
[30286] Turkish cigarettes and containing a long bright steel safety pin, folded
[30298] and ironmongery manufacturer, 21, 22, 23 Moore street, disposed
[30299] irregularly on the washstand and floor and consisting of basin, soapdish
[30300] and brushtray (on the washstand, together), pitcher and night article
[30307] bed a folded long white nightshirt, inserted his head and arms into the
[30309] the foot of the bed, prepared the bedlinen accordingly and entered the
[30316] being old, the brass quoits and pendent viper radii loose and tremulous
[30317] under stress and strain: prudently, as entering a lair or ambush of
[30319] conception and of birth, of consummation of marriage and of breach of
[30320] marriage, of sleep and of death.
[30333] last, only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor
[30334] alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity.
[30347] and so each and so on to no last term.
[30349] What were his reflections concerning the last member of this series and
[30357] proportion and commercial ability?
[30363] comprehension and apprehension.
[30372] Of a bodily and mental male organism specially adapted for the
[30373] superincumbent posture of energetic human copulation and energetic
[30374] piston and cylinder movement necessary for the complete satisfaction of
[30375] a constant but not acute concupiscence resident in a bodily and mental
[30380] Because a nature full and volatile in its free state, was alternately
[30381] the agent and reagent of attraction. Because attraction between agent(s)
[30382] and reagent(s) at all instants varied, with inverse proportion of
[30383] increase and decrease, with incessant circular extension and radial
[30390] establishment of George Mesias, merchant tailor and outfitter, 5 Eden
[30391] Quay, b) hospitality extended and received in kind, reciprocated and
[30393] ambition and magnanimity, colleagual altruism and amorous egoism, d)
[30400] As as natural as any and every natural act of a nature expressed or
[30402] with his, her and their natured natures, of dissimilar similarity.
[30405] theft, highway robbery, cruelty to children and animals, obtaining money
[30412] impersonation, criminal assault, manslaughter, wilful and premeditated
[30415] equilibrium between the bodily organism and its attendant circumstances,
[30443] of the thing in itself: the incongruity and disproportion between
[30444] the selfprolonging tension of the thing proposed to be done and the
[30452] and quasimonosyllabic onomatopoeic past participle with complementary
[30459] In what final satisfaction did these antagonistic sentiments and
[30462] Satisfaction at the ubiquity in eastern and western terrestrial
[30463] hemispheres, in all habitable lands and islands explored or unexplored
[30465] Greece, the land of promise), of adipose anterior and posterior female
[30466] hemispheres, redolent of milk and honey and of excretory sanguine and
[30495] Martha Clifford and Henry Flower, the public altercation at, in and
[30496] in the vicinity of the licensed premises of Bernard Kiernan and Co,
[30497] Limited, 8, 9 and 10 Little Britain street, the erotic provocation
[30498] and response thereto caused by the exhibitionism of Gertrude (Gerty),
[30502] 36 and 37 Lower Abbey street, a volume of peccaminous pornographical
[30506] completely recovered) being Stephen Dedalus, professor and author,
[30509] witness, the professor and author aforesaid, with promptitude of
[30510] decision and gymnastic flexibility.
[30518] Stephen Dedalus, professor and author.
[30520] What limitations of activity and inhibitions of conjugal rights were
[30521] perceived by listener and narrator concerning themselves during the
[30522] course of this intermittent and increasingly more laconic narration?
[30526] September 1870), viz. 8 October, and consummated on the same date with
[30528] on the 10 September of the same year and complete carnal intercourse,
[30531] December 1893 of second (and only male) issue, deceased 9 January 1894,
[30532] aged 11 days, there remained a period of 10 years, 5 months and 18 days
[30535] of activity, mental and corporal, inasmuch as complete mental
[30536] intercourse between himself and the listener had not taken place since
[30538] female issue of narrator and listener, 15 September 1903, there remained
[30539] a period of 9 months and 1 day during which, in consequence of a
[30541] consummated females (listener and issue), complete corporal liberty of
[30551] What moved visibly above the listener’s and the narrator’s invisible
[30554] The upcast reflection of a lamp and shade, an inconstant series of
[30555] concentric circles of varying gradations of light and shadow.
[30557] In what directions did listener and narrator lie?
[30560] latitude, N., and 6th meridian of longitude, W.: at an angle of 45° to
[30565] At rest relatively to themselves and to each other. In motion being each
[30566] and both carried westward, forward and rereward respectively, by the
[30573] leg extended in a straight line and resting on left leg, flexed, in the
[30575] reclined laterally, left, with right and left legs flexed, the index
[30576] finger and thumb of the right hand resting on the bridge of the nose, in
[30586] Sinbad the Sailor and Tinbad the Tailor and Jinbad the Jailer and
[30587] Whinbad the Whaler and Ninbad the Nailer and Finbad the Failer and
[30588] Binbad the Bailer and Pinbad the Pailer and Minbad the Mailer and Hinbad
[30589] the Hailer and Rinbad the Railer and Dinbad the Kailer and Vinbad the
[30590] Quailer and Linbad the Yailer and Xinbad the Phthailer.

18. Penelope

[30613] thought he had a great leg of and she never left us a farthing all for
[30614] masses for herself and her soul greatest miser ever was actually afraid
[30616] had too much old chat in her about politics and earthquakes and the end
[30618] the women were her sort down on bathingsuits and lownecks of course
[30622] and her gabby talk about Mr Riordan here and Mr Riordan there I suppose
[30623] he was glad to get shut of her and her dog smelling my fur and always
[30625] in him polite to old women like that and waiters and beggars too hes
[30629] into him for a month yes and then wed have a hospital nurse next thing
[30632] because theyre so weak and puling when theyre sick they want a woman
[30633] to get well if his nose bleeds youd think it was O tragic and that
[30640] a bit grown in the bed father was the same besides I hate bandaging and
[30646] night women if it was down there he was really and the hotel story he
[30648] meet ah yes I met do you remember Menton and who else who let me see
[30649] that big babbyface I saw him and he not long married flirting with a
[30650] young girl at Pooles Myriorama and turned my back on him when he slinked
[30652] up to me one time well done to him mouth almighty and his boiled eyes of
[30653] all the big stupoes I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for
[30659] me and he covered it up with the blottingpaper pretending to be thinking
[30663] can out of him no fool like an old fool and then the usual kissing my
[30674] house stealing my potatoes and the oysters 2/6 per doz going out to see
[30683] rooms myself quicker only for the damn cooking and throwing out the dirt
[30685] touch him if I thought he was with a dirty barefaced liar and sloven
[30686] like that one denying it up to my face and singing about the place in
[30688] possibly do without it that long so he must do it somewhere and the last
[30693] about him and me hes not such a fool he said Im dining out and going to
[30695] God knows hes a change in a way not to be always and ever wearing the
[30698] him if we were Id let him see my garters the new ones and make him turn
[30701] question and answer would you do this that and the other with the
[30704] knitting that woollen thing a stranger to Dublin what place was it and
[30705] so on about the monuments and he tired me out with statues encouraging
[30710] age of his life simply ruination for any woman and no satisfaction in it
[30711] pretending to like it till he comes and then finish it off myself anyway
[30712] and it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for all with
[30714] after that its just the ordinary do it and think no more about it why
[30715] cant you kiss a man without going and marrying him first you sometimes
[30718] and kiss me in his arms theres nothing like a kiss long and hot down to
[30720] to go to Father Corrigan he touched me father and what harm if he did
[30721] where and I said on the canal bank like a fool but whereabouts on your
[30723] it where you sit down yes O Lord couldnt he say bottom right out and
[30724] have done with it what has that got to do with it and did you whatever
[30725] way he put it I forget no father and I always think of the real father
[30732] them Id like to be embraced by one in his vestments and the smell of
[30742] and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the
[30746] port and potted meat it had a fine salty taste yes because I felt lovely
[30747] and tired myself and fell asleep as sound as a top the moment I popped
[30750] blessed myself and said a Hail Mary like those awful thunderbolts in
[30751] Gibraltar as if the world was coming to an end and then they come and
[30752] tell you theres no God what could you do if it was running and rushing
[30761] off all my things with the blinds down after my hours dressing and
[30762] perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a thick crowbar
[30770] him when I made him pull out and do it on me considering how big it is
[30775] believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a swing
[30780] them falling over one another and bawling you couldnt hear your ears
[30785] I suppose it was meeting Josie Powell and the funeral and thinking about
[30786] me and Boylan set him off well he can think what he likes now if thatll
[30788] he was dancing and sitting out with her the night of Georgina Simpsons
[30789] housewarming and then he wanted to ram it down my neck it was on account
[30794] he was gone on me and the first socialist he said He was he annoyed me
[30796] things especially about the body and the inside I often wanted to study
[30798] always hear his voice talking when the room was crowded and watch him
[30801] to and I said over to Floey and he made me the present of Byrons poems
[30802] and the three pairs of gloves so that finished that I could quite easily
[30804] with her again and was going out to see her somewhere Id know if he
[30806] collar of my blouse or touch him with my veil and gloves on going out 1
[30809] mad in love with him that I wouldnt so much mind Id just go to her and
[30810] ask her do you love him and look her square in the eyes she couldnt fool
[30811] me but he might imagine he was and make a declaration to her with his
[30814] hold in and wasnt to be got for the asking he was on the pop of asking
[30817] in a temper with my hands and arms full of pasty flour in any case I let
[30820] Josie whenever he was there meaning him of course glauming me over and
[30821] when I said I washed up and down as far as possible asking me and did
[30827] was too beautiful for a man and he was a little before we got engaged
[30836] face beginning to look drawn and run down the last time I saw her she
[30838] was edging to draw down a conversation about husbands and talk about him
[30844] in wet or shine and always blacks his own boots too and he always takes
[30845] off his hat when he comes up in the street like then and now hes going
[30851] put up with him the way I do know me come sleep with me yes and he knows
[30854] found out on her wasnt she the downright villain to go and do a thing
[30856] and always the worst word in the world what do they ask us to marry them
[30863] to go and hang a woman surely are they
[30867] with Poldy laughing and trying to listen I was waggling my foot we both
[30868] ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw him looking with his
[30869] two old maids of sisters when I stood up and asked the girl where it was
[30870] what do I care with it dropping out of me and that black closed breeches
[30874] some robber of a woman and he wanted me to put it in the Irish times
[30876] Marion Bloom and I saw his eyes on my feet going out through the turning
[30877] door he was looking when I looked back and I went there for tea 2 days
[30882] and a gold bracelet I dont like my foot so much still I made him spend
[30884] and windy it was well we had that rum in the house to mull and the fire
[30886] hearthrug in Lombard street west and another time it was my muddy boots
[30889] could give 9 points in 10 to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that
[30891] just passed and the man with the curly hair in the Lucan dairy thats so
[30896] straight on the brow and part which is my brown part he was pretty hot
[30901] and surprise him ay and Ill take him there and show him the very place
[30907] me in the eye of my glove and I had to take it off asking me questions
[30912] skirts blowing up to their navels even when Milly and I were out with
[30918] and the brown hat looking slyboots as usual what was he doing there
[30919] where hed no business they can go and get whatever they like from
[30920] anything at all with a skirt on it and were not to ask any questions but
[30924] halfturned and stopped then he pestered me to say yes till I took off my
[30930] hungry to look at them and beseeched of me to lift the orange petticoat
[30932] down in the wet if I didnt so persevering he would too and ruin his new
[30934] savage for it if anyone was passing so I lifted them a bit and touched
[30938] to do everything too quick take all the pleasure out of it and father
[30940] the butchers and had to go back for it what a Deceiver then he wrote me
[30946] man and if I knew what it meant of course I had to say no for form sake
[30947] dont understand you I said and wasnt it natural so it is of course
[30957] think its the vegetables then its somebody and you all undressed or
[30959] Goodwin called about the concert in Lombard street and I just after
[30960] dinner all flushed and tossed with boiling old stew dont look at me
[30964] it was a putoff first him sending the port and the peaches first and I
[30970] the penny to that lame sailor for England home and beauty when I was
[30971] whistling there is a charming girl I love and I hadnt even put on my
[30975] were beside each other and any fooling went on in the new bed I couldnt
[30976] tell him to stop and not bother me with him in the next room or perhaps
[30984] splashing about taking spoonfuls of it hadnt he the nerve and the waiter
[30985] after him making a holy show of us screeching and confusion for the
[31001] chits of missies they have now singing Kathleen Kearney and her like
[31002] on account of father being in the army and my singing the absentminded
[31003] beggar and wearing a brooch for Lord Roberts when I had the map of it
[31004] all and Poldy not Irish enough was it him managed it this time I wouldnt
[31008] lead Thou me on copied from some old opera yes and he was going about
[31010] talking his usual trash and nonsense he says that little man he showed
[31014] the war that Pretoria and Ladysmith and Bloemfontein where Gardner lieut
[31016] fellow in khaki and just the right height over me Im sure he was brave
[31019] seen from the road he couldnt stand properly and I so hot as I never
[31021] and the rest of the other old Krugers go and fight it out between them
[31035] this ring behind want to keep turning and turning to get it over the
[31037] tell the police on me but theyd think were married O let them all go and
[31038] smother themselves for the fat lot I care he has plenty of money and hes
[31045] Mrs Mastiansky told me her husband made her like the dogs do it and
[31046] stick out her tongue as far as ever she could and he so quiet and mild
[31048] them lovely stuff in that blue suit he had on and stylish tie and socks
[31050] cut his clothes have and his heavy watch but he was like a perfect devil
[31052] tickets and swearing blazes because he lost 20 quid he said he lost over
[31053] that outsider that won and half he put on for me on account of Lenehans
[31059] morsel of that chicken out of my fingers it was so tasty and browned
[31060] and as tender as anything only for I didnt want to eat everything on my
[31061] plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I wish I
[31067] least two other good chemises for one thing and but I dont know what
[31068] kind of drawers he likes none at all I think didnt he say yes and half
[31071] she hadnt yes and the second pair of silkette stockings is laddered
[31073] morning and kicked up a row and made that one change them only not to
[31074] upset myself and run the risk of walking into him and ruining the whole
[31075] thing and one of those kidfitting corsets Id want advertised cheap in
[31082] call him the old mangy parcel he sent at Xmas a cottage cake and a
[31090] over and over again get that made up in the same place and dont forget
[31093] beeftea or chickensoup with some of that opoponax and violet I thought
[31096] it isnt all like that and the four paltry handkerchiefs about 6/- in all
[31097] sure you cant get on in this world without style all going in food and
[31099] want to throw a handful of tea into the pot measuring and mincing if I
[31101] they Ive no clothes at all the brown costume and the skirt and jacket
[31102] and the one at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman cutting up this
[31103] old hat and patching up the other the men wont look at you and women try
[31111] combing it as if she loved it and was full of it pity I only got to
[31112] know her the day before we left and that Mrs Langtry the jersey lily the
[31116] funny story about the jealous old husband what was it at all and an
[31118] and the prince of Wales yes he had the oyster knife cant be true a thing
[31122] and her a—e as if any fool wouldnt know what that meant I hate that
[31124] can see its not true and that Ruby and Fair Tyrants he brought me that
[31130] a child that big taken out of her and I thought first it came out of her
[31131] side because how could she go to the chamber when she wanted to and she
[31136] chuck that Freeman with the paltry few shillings he knocks out of it and
[31143] what he did then sending me to try and patch it up I could have got him
[31145] first he was as stiff as the mischief really and truly Mrs Bloom only I
[31149] I changed my mind of going to Todd and Burns as I said and not Lees it
[31152] thinks he knows a great lot about a womans dress and cooking mathering
[31156] me or the dishcover one coming down on my backside on pins and needles
[31158] to bring him into and she as insolent as ever she could be with her
[31160] for but I stared it out of her yes he was awfully stiff and no wonder
[31165] first time after him being insulted and me being supposed to be his wife
[31167] said Im extremely sorry and Im sure you were
[31172] and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him
[31173] what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same
[31177] like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of
[31187] 7 wonders of the world O and the stink of those rotten places the night
[31188] coming home with Poldy after the Comerfords party oranges and lemonade
[31189] to make you feel nice and watery I went into 1 of them it was so biting
[31197] job in Helys and I was selling the clothes and strumming in the coffee
[31200] he has nymphs used they go about like that I asked him about her and
[31201] that word met something with hoses in it and he came out with some
[31203] the way a body can understand then he goes and burns the bottom out of
[31213] to suck them they were so hard he said it was sweeter and thicker than
[31216] the one half of the things and write a book out of it the works of
[31217] Master Poldy yes and its so much smoother the skin much an hour he was
[31221] he was here or somebody to let myself go with and come again like that I
[31229] he does it and doesnt talk I gave my eyes that look with my hair a bit
[31230] loose from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips up to him the
[31235] have in them like big giants and the water rolling all over and out of
[31237] that have to be out all the night from their wives and families in those
[31239] those old Freemans and Photo Bits leaving things like that lying about
[31240] hes getting very careless and threw the rest of them up in the W C
[31243] last Januarys paper and all those old overcoats I bundled out of
[31244] the hall making the place hotter than it is that rain was lovely and
[31247] as night and the glare of the rock standing up in it like a big giant
[31249] sentries here and there the poplars and they all whitehot and the smell
[31254] you I sent the little present have just had a jolly warm bath and feel
[31256] anything to be back in Gib and hear you sing Waiting and in old Madrid
[31260] the lovely teas we had together scrumptious currant scones and raspberry
[31261] wafers I adore well now dearest Doggerina be sure and write soon kind
[31271] banderilleros with the sashes and the 2 things in their hats and the
[31275] his heart at me taking off the dog barking in bell lane poor brute and
[31280] it at the back when I put it up and whats this else how to make a knot
[31285] when I was with father and Captain Grove I looked up at the church first
[31286] and then at the windows then down and our eyes met I felt something go
[31290] looking disappointed and gay at the same time he was like Thomas in
[31291] the shadow of Ashlydyat I had a splendid skin from the sun and the
[31295] Lynne I read and the shadow of Ashlydyat Mrs Henry Wood Henry Dunbar by
[31297] see I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me
[31300] always shoplifting anything she could cloth and stuff and yards of it
[31302] nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and his
[31305] when I stood up they were so fattish and firm when I got up on the sofa
[31306] cushions to see with my clothes up and the bugs tons of them at night
[31307] and the mosquito nets I couldnt read a line Lord how long ago it seems
[31308] centuries of course they never came back and she didnt put her address
[31310] going away and we never I remember that day with the waves and the
[31311] boats with their high heads rocking and the smell of ship those Officers
[31313] very serious I had the high buttoned boots on and my skirt was blowing
[31317] peculiarly to one side like and it was extremely pretty it got as dull
[31321] his flying feet their damn guns bursting and booming all over the shop
[31322] especially the Queens birthday and throwing everything down in all
[31325] ship and old Sprague the consul that was there from before the flood
[31326] dressed up poor man and he in mourning for the son then the same old
[31327] bugles for reveille in the morning and drums rolling and the unfortunate
[31329] more than the old longbearded jews in their jellibees and levites
[31330] assembly and sound clear and gunfire for the men to cross the lines and
[31331] the warden marching with his keys to lock the gates and the bagpipes and
[31332] only captain Groves and father talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and
[31333] sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for
[31343] with the one eye and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah
[31347] nurse was after when I put on my gloves and hat at the window to show
[31355] the bulls and cows they were selling the meat and the coalmans bell that
[31357] hat what a pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend any broken
[31358] bottles for a poor man today and no visitors or post ever except his
[31360] addressed dear Madam only his letter and the card from Milly this
[31365] believe all I hear with a villa and eight rooms her father was an
[31373] me the wrong things and no stops to say like making a speech your sad
[31374] bereavement symph?athy I always make that mistake and new?phew with 2
[31379] would write me a loveletter his wasnt much and I told him he could write
[31382] be some truth in it true or no it fills up your whole day and life
[31383] always something to think about every moment and see it all round you
[31394] Mulveys was the first when I was in bed that morning and Mrs Rubio
[31396] to hand me and I pointing at them I couldnt think of the word a hairpin
[31397] to open it with ah horquilla disobliging old thing and it staring her
[31398] in the face with her switch of false hair on her and vain about her
[31401] Atlantic fleet coming in half the ships of the world and the Union Jack
[31403] all the rock from them and because I didnt run into mass often enough in
[31405] a marriage on with all her miracles of the saints and her black blessed
[31406] virgin with the silver dress and the sun dancing 3 times on Easter
[31407] Sunday morning and when the priest was going by with the bell bringing
[31413] in every hole and corner while father was up at the drill instructing to
[31415] shall I wear a white rose and I wanted to put on the old stupid clock to
[31421] la Flora and he believed me that I was to be married to him in 3 years
[31426] brought me he couldnt count the pesetas and the perragordas till I
[31431] I told him it was struck by lightning and all about the old Barbary apes
[31434] the chickens out of Inces farm and throw stones at you if you went anear
[31439] galleries and casemates and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels
[31440] cave with the icicles or whatever they call them hanging down and
[31443] chips that was the Malta boat passing yes the sea and the sky you could
[31452] with the Banana but I was afraid it might break and get lost up in me
[31455] where they come out of youd think they could never go far enough up and
[31462] rrrsssstt awokwokawok his eyes shut and a bird flying below us he was
[31464] when I got over him that way when I unbuttoned him and took his out and
[31470] hed come back Lord its just like yesterday to me and if I was married
[31471] hed do it to me and I promised him yes faithfully Id let him block me
[31473] 20 years if I said firtree cove he would if he came up behind me and
[31475] still about 40 perhaps hes married some girl on the black water and is
[31481] Bros and exploded it Lord what a bang all the woodcocks and pigeons
[31483] by the old guardhouse and the jews burialplace pretending to read out
[31488] higher functions about girls now riding the bicycle and wearing peak
[31489] caps and the new woman bloomers God send him sense and me more money I
[31492] visiting card or practising for the butcher and oblige M Bloom youre
[31499] Europa point twisting in and out all round the other side of Jersey they
[31500] were shaking and dancing about in my blouse like Millys little ones now
[31502] up at the pepper trees and the white poplars pulling the leaves off and
[31504] men have to make to the ends of the world and back its the least they
[31509] from the B Marche paris and the coral necklace the straits shining I
[31510] could see over to Morocco almost the bay of Tangier white and the Atlas
[31511] mountain with snow on it and the straits like a river so clear Harry
[31513] mass when my petticoat began to slip down at the elevation weeks and
[31516] dEspagne that faded and left a stink on you more than anything else I
[31519] him with their war and fever but they were well beaten all the same as
[31522] you get in a place like that the sandfrog shower from Africa and that
[31530] and her lot of squealers Miss This Miss That Miss Theother lot of
[31533] interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I ay and whose
[31534] are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought you
[31538] poor head I knew more about men and life when I was 15 than theyll all
[31540] man could look at my mouth and teeth smiling like that and not think of
[31542] left me in spite of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow
[31545] first thats fit to be looked at and a daughter like mine or see if they
[31546] can excite a swell with money that can pick and choose whoever he wants
[31550] Bower is too long for an encore about the moated grange at twilight and
[31553] to show off my bubs and Ill yes by God Ill get that big fan mended make
[31557] and sides if we had even a bath itself or my own room anyway I wish hed
[31572] dressing her up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those
[31577] summer and I in my skin hopping around I used to love myself then
[31578] stripped at the washstand dabbing and creaming only when it came to the
[31584] money and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he
[31585] starts giving us his orders for eggs and tea and Findon haddy and hot
[31587] the country pumping the wrong end of the spoon up and down in his egg
[31588] wherever he learned that from and I love to hear him falling up the
[31589] stairs of a morning with the cups rattling on the tray and then play
[31591] fleas shes as bad as a woman always licking and lecking but I hate their
[31593] she sits at the top of the stairs so long and listening as I wait always
[31597] mixed plum and apple from the London and Newcastle Williams and Woods
[31600] sick of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg
[31601] beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very name is
[31602] enough or a picnic suppose we all gave 5/- each and or let him pay it
[31603] and invite some other woman for him who Mrs Fleming and drove out to the
[31606] yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are little houses
[31613] yes then it came on to get rough the old thing crookeding about and the
[31615] left and the tide all swamping in floods in through the bottom and his
[31619] all the people and give him what that one calls flagellate till he was
[31620] black and blue do him all the good in the world only for that longnosed
[31628] all ruined with the saltwater and the hat I had with that feather all
[31629] blowy and tossed on me how annoying and provoking because the smell of
[31630] the sea excited me of course the sardines and the bream in Catalan bay
[31632] baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from Genoa and the tall
[31634] get at I suppose theyre all dead and rotten long ago besides I dont like
[31639] and ruin himself altogether the way his father did down in Ennis like
[31640] all the things he told father he was going to do and me but I saw
[31642] honeymoon Venice by moonlight with the gondolas and the lake of Como he
[31643] had a picture cut out of some paper of and mandolines and lanterns O
[31648] with his long story might be a tramp and put his foot in the way to
[31650] was called in Lloyds Weekly news 20 years in jail then he comes out and
[31653] till I bolted all the doors and windows to make sure but its worse again
[31658] I heard burglars in the kitchen and he went down in his shirt with a
[31659] candle and a poker as if he was looking for a mouse as white as a sheet
[31666] that all the same on account of me and Boylan thats why he did it Im
[31667] certain the way he plots and plans everything out I couldnt turn round
[31673] little gimcrack statue with her roughness and carelessness before she
[31677] lately at the table explaining things in the paper and she pretending to
[31679] cant say I pretend things can he Im too honest as a matter of fact and
[31681] me shed tell not him I suppose he thinks Im finished out and laid on
[31688] skatingrink and smoking their cigarettes through their nose I smelt it
[31691] only I oughtnt to have stitched it and it on her it brings a parting and
[31694] open too low she says to me the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and
[31704] her barebum every two minutes tipping me there and looking away hes a
[31707] on the moment the face and everything but he didnt remember me yes and
[31710] was down with the mumps and her glands swollen wheres this and wheres
[31713] usual girls nonsense and giggling that Conny Connolly writing to her in
[31716] Harvey for breakfast dinner and supper I thought to myself afterwards
[31723] queer to go and poison himself after her still poor old man I suppose
[31730] potatoes the day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the trottingmatches and she
[31733] herself take that now for answering me like that and that for your
[31736] didnt sleep the night before cheese I ate was it and I told her over and
[31745] putting the things into her hands sneezing and farting into the pots
[31748] something and opened the area window to let out the smell bringing in
[31752] the cricket match and a great big hole in his sock one thing laughing at
[31753] the other and his son that got all those prizes for whatever he won them
[31761] else and she never even rendered down the fat I told her and now shes
[31764] an operation or if its not that its drink and he beats her Ill have to
[31769] you of course all the poking and rooting and ploughing he had up in me
[31773] isnt it simply sickening that night it came on me like that the one and
[31775] and her husband at the Gaiety something he did about insurance for him
[31777] gentleman of fashion staring down at me with his glasses and him the
[31778] other side of me talking about Spinoza and his soul thats dead I suppose
[31783] shouted I suppose he went and had a woman in the next lane running round
[31789] it on too damn it damn it and they always want to see a stain on the
[31794] what between clothes and cooking and children this damned old bed too
[31804] and skirt first in the other room he was so busy where he oughtnt to be
[31811] here how soft like a peach easy God I wouldnt mind being a man and get
[31819] thing coming from me and Floey made me go to that dry old stick Dr
[31821] suppose thats how he got all the gilt mirrors and carpets getting round
[31823] fiddlefaddle her vagina and her cochinchina theyve money of course so
[31829] for him with all my compriments I suppose hed know then and could you
[31833] squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles
[31836] paying him for that how much is that doctor one guinea please and asking
[31843] that of course that was all thinking of him and his mad crazy letters
[31845] underlined that comes from it is a thing of beauty and of joy for ever
[31847] myself 4 and 5 times a day sometimes and I said I hadnt are you sure
[31854] and all the Doyles said he was going to stand for a member of Parliament
[31856] and the land league sending me that long strool of a song out of the
[31858] that I never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion
[31859] and persecution he wont let you enjoy anything naturally then might he
[31862] wash it off with the Albion milk and sulphur soap I used to use and the
[31872] sticking out that he said was a bigger religion than the jews and
[31883] often enough and he thinks father bought it from Lord Napier that I used
[31886] houses were we in at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard
[31887] street and Holles street and he goes about whistling every time were on
[31889] men with our 4 sticks of furniture and then the City Arms hotel worse
[31890] and worse says Warden Daly that charming place on the landing always
[31893] something happens or he puts his big foot in it Thoms and Helys and Mr
[31894] Cuffes and Drimmies either hes going to be run into prison over his old
[31895] lottery tickets that was to be all our salvations or he goes and gives
[31900] consolation that he says is so capable and sincerely Irish he is indeed
[31912] with those rotten pictures children with two heads and no legs thats the
[31915] tea and toast for him buttered on both sides and newlaid eggs I suppose
[31919] to them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to be
[31920] petted so I thought I stood out enough for one time and let him he does
[31923] it again if he doesnt mind himself and lock him down to sleep in the
[31926] with a married woman thats why he wants me and Boylan though as for her
[31931] his sheeps eyes at those two doing skirt duty up and down I tried to
[31932] wink at him first no use of course and thats the way his money goes this
[31936] walking behind in black L Boom and Tom Kernan that drunken little
[31938] in some place or other and Martin Cunningham and the two Dedaluses and
[31940] her eye trying to sing my songs shed want to be born all over again and
[31942] way like dabbling on a rainy day I see it all now plainly and they call
[31943] that friendship killing and then burying one another and they all with
[31944] their wives and families at home more especially Jack Power keeping that
[31946] or just getting better of it and hes a goodlooking man still though
[31951] penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife and
[31953] way for him what are his wife and 5 children going to do unless he was
[31954] insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in some pub corner and
[31958] and Ben Dollard base barreltone the night he borrowed the swallowtail
[31959] to sing out of in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and
[31963] that to see him trotting off in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus too he
[31972] for my register even transposed and he was married at the time to May
[31975] and going to be a university professor of Italian and Im to take lessons
[31979] altogether and me too after all why not I saw him driving down to the
[31980] Kingsbridge station with his father and mother I was in mourning thats
[31985] this time he was an innocent boy then and a darling little fellow in his
[31986] lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair like a prince on the stage when I
[31993] its way and scandals too the 3 queens and the 8 of diamonds for a rise
[31994] in society yes wait it all came out and 2 red 8s for new garments look
[31995] at that and didnt I dream something too yes there was something about
[31998] getting themselves and their poetry laughed at I always liked poetry
[31999] when I was a girl first I thought he was a poet like lord Byron and not
[32005] down in the old kitchen with him taking Eppss cocoa and talking of
[32011] poetry is in the air the blue sea and the moon shining so beautifully
[32018] to about yourself not always listening to him and Billy Prescotts ad
[32019] and Keyess ad and Tom the Devils ad then if anything goes wrong in their
[32024] and then plunging into the sea with them why arent all men like that
[32026] bought I could look at him all day long curly head and his shoulders
[32027] his finger up for you to listen theres real beauty and poetry for you
[32030] looking as if it was asking you to suck it so clean and white he looks
[32038] the lady herself and see if he comes out Ill read and study all I can
[32040] me stupid if he thinks all women are the same and I can teach him the
[32042] me then hell write about me lover and mistress publicly too with our 2
[32050] pulling off his shoes and trousers there on the chair before me so
[32051] barefaced without even asking permission and standing out that vulgar
[32057] they were so plump and tempting in my short petticoat he couldnt resist
[32059] they get off a womans body were so round and white for them always I
[32061] have swelling up on you so hard and at the same time so soft when you
[32064] because it was dark and they knew a girl was passing it didnt make me
[32065] blush why should it either its only nature and he puts his thing long
[32066] into my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be you put the handle
[32067] in a sweepingbrush men again all over they can pick and choose what they
[32073] out what they did together well naturally and if he did can he undo it
[32074] hes coronado anyway whatever he does and then he going to the other
[32077] and he gets her what else were we given all those desires for Id like to
[32091] evening where nobodyd know me and pick up a sailor off the sea thatd be
[32092] hot on for it and not care a pin whose I was only do it off up in a gate
[32094] camp pitched near the Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if
[32096] laundry sending me back over and over some old ones odd stockings that
[32098] in the dark and ride me up against the wall without a word or a murderer
[32102] match of course it was for me he gave it I knew him by his gaiters and
[32103] the walk and when I turned round a minute after just to see there was
[32108] well he may sleep and sigh the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if
[32111] Lord knows what he does that I dont know and Im to be slooching around
[32114] to see myself at it show them attention and they treat you like dirt
[32116] governed by the women in it you wouldnt see women going and killing one
[32117] another and slaughtering when do you ever see women rolling around drunk
[32118] like they do or gambling every penny they have and losing it on horses
[32121] be a woman and a mother how could they where would they all of them be
[32124] and studies and not living at home on account of the usual rowy house I
[32126] theyre not satisfied and I none was he not able to make one it wasnt my
[32135] God knows who nightwalkers and pickpockets his poor mother wouldnt
[32148] Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Opisso in Governor street O what a
[32149] name Id go and drown myself in the first river if I had a name like
[32150] her O my and all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and
[32151] Rodgers ramp and Crutchetts ramp and the devils gap steps well small
[32159] tell him the Spanish and he tell me the Italian then hell see Im not
[32161] tired and wanted a good sleep badly I could have brought him in his
[32164] watercress and something nice and tasty there are a few olives in the
[32172] why not theres the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in the back room
[32173] he could do his writing and studies at the table in there for all the
[32174] scribbling he does at it and if he wants to read in bed in the morning
[32179] slippers like those Turks with the fez used to sell or yellow and a
[32184] the vegetables and cabbages and tomatoes and carrots and all kinds of
[32185] splendid fruits all coming in lovely and fresh who knows whod be the 1st
[32187] to say they are and the night too that was her massgoing Id love a
[32189] longing way then Ill throw him up his eggs and tea in the moustachecup
[32192] bit now and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill start dressing myself to
[32193] go out presto non son piu forte Ill put on my best shift and drawers let
[32195] let him know if thats what he wanted that his wife is fucked yes and
[32199] me feel my belly unless I made him stand there and put him into me Ive a
[32200] mind to tell him every scrap and make him do it out in front of me serve
[32206] wants to kiss my bottom Ill drag open my drawers and bulge it right out
[32211] do I could often have written out a fine cheque for myself and write his
[32217] bottom well and let out a few smutty words smellrump or lick my shit or
[32219] now sonny my turn is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it O
[32221] which to laugh or cry were such a mixture of plum and apple no Ill have
[32234] something only I only wore it twice better lower this lamp and try again
[32235] so as I can get up early Ill go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and
[32239] asleep then we can have music and cigarettes I can accompany him first I
[32242] big shop at 7 1/2d a lb or the other ones with the cherries in them and
[32246] of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and
[32247] the waves rushing then the beautiful country with the fields of oats and
[32248] wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that
[32249] would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts
[32250] of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches
[32251] primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying theres no God I
[32253] they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they
[32254] call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they
[32255] go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because theyre
[32261] Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to
[32263] and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long
[32266] said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I
[32267] liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew
[32268] I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could
[32269] leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first
[32270] only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many
[32271] things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and
[32272] old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop
[32273] and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front
[32275] half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their
[32276] tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and
[32277] the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and
[32278] Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharons
[32279] and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the
[32280] cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts
[32281] of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those
[32282] handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit
[32283] down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the
[32285] and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we
[32287] lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson
[32288] sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the
[32289] Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink
[32290] and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and
[32291] geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower
[32293] girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the
[32294] Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked
[32295] him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to
[32296] say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and
[32297] drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his
[32298] heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.